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Monday, March 19, 2007

XXX, Strawberry, and Glo…

I was in line talking to Melissa who is majoring in Child Development and Steven, who is majoring in Chemistry, German and Business who are from Minnesota. When all of a sudden Strawberry appears.

Strawberry entertained us all day. She showed us her catwalk and she sung a Whitney Houston song. I met Strawberry last Thursday, and I will never forget her. She is on vacation from "The Playpen" in Manhattan New York. She charges 35 dollars for five minutes. (That’s all I can say about that) And believe me she said a lot.

Two guys were filming something for the "Tonight Show with Jay Leno". The cameraman was named John, he was shooting some guy getting intimate with a mailbox painted like R2D2 and he was in a Dearth Vader T-shirt. He did it over and over from all sides. It was a wild day.

I told my little group how to get a picture with Jay. When Jay asked Strawberry what she did for a living, she said she was a student. (Well I know she probably teaches) Strawberry is going to audition for "America’s Next Top Model". I pray that she get on somebody’s show.

I asked Strawberry if she liked being a prostitute and she said "No, but I have got to pay my bills, buy my weed and take my vacations". I asked her if she goes to church. She said "I go sometimes and I know Jesus".

Strawberry I want you to know that I will pray that you don’t have to sell your body. You are very funny and when your not cursing me out, I really like you. Take care of yourself and be careful. Keep in touch.

Kevin’s head is freshly shaven. He looks like a delicious guitar playing milk dud.

Guests:

I was in the second row in a red jacket and Strawberry had on a light blue wrap on her head. You can spot us when we shook Jay’s hand.

Terrence Howard. When he came, out Strawberry was screaming like a crazy woman. During one of the breaks Melissa and Strawberry yelled his name, he walked over, hugged and kissed Strawberry and shook Melissa, Steven, myself, and this guy named George from Howard University’s, hands. Thanks Strawberry.

Terrence told Jay that he couldn’t be in a room with a TV, because he only watches the adult stations. (XXX) No wonder he jumped off stage to hug Miss Strawberry.

Terrence told us all to see his new movie; I already forgot the name of it.

Bruce Fine is this adorable comedian who is truly funny. I have seen his act and he was a little off in some places from what I’ve seen before. Over all his is very talented and I hope that he comes back.

Jersey Boys is a musical, and they performed a medley from their play. It was a refreshing change from the unknown rock bands that I always see. They had energy and they weren’t boring. Bruce and Terrence were off stage singing along.

The show was great icing on the great time we had in line today. It was a fun day!


Remember, you should always give up things that bind you…


LoVe Ya,

GloZell

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey Cuz
you know Monday is the only show that I watch. I saw you and waved but you did not wave back. have fund in CA.

GloZell said...

Hey Cuz so you love headlines on Mondays so do I. Hey I did wave at you... I think. Thanks for loging on you have to visit and see the show!

LoVe ya,
GloZell