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Friday, November 14, 2008

Family Matters at UCLA.....

Last Night... Par Par and I went to a UCLA Basketball Game... Yea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

G--- That's... Urkel... from Family Matters... oh ...
G--- He's bigger now... gained some weight... Jaleel White use to be tiny... look at his swagger... look at him walk

Par Par--- He has a big behind... you walk like that...

(Oh... thank you... can't have a behind too big for a brother )

Urkel went to UCLA and was on the floor... Jaleel was very nice and was more than happy to take a picture... YEA! .............. I Had a great time! (Thanks Fightn' Mad Mary for hooking us up with tickets)
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GLOZELL'S GHETTO GOSSIP....

What did Lindsay Lohan say... "This is the first time we have an co (mumble) President...
Did she say colored...

poor white people... yawl don't ever know what to say... if you say black ... someone gets mad... if you say Afro-American ... someone gets mad... colored... someone gets mad... maybe.. no no

You can't say nigger... ha ha ha... (in public... we all know you do at home Archie Bunkers!.. go ahead... say it... no one's around... you know you want to)

just have a picture of a black person and point to it... (that's the safest way...)

you are welcome my beautiful Caucasians ....

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Why oh why is that man/woman having another baby ...Thomas Beatie... the guy who was born a woman... is having another baby... okay... I'm just jealous... this he she... is married and having kids... and... I'm ...ah... ah... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH writing a blog... I should hook up with RuPaul ( heck... I might be... Virgin in Vegas)

It takes too much to get on Oprah( I don't have time to grow a penis)--------Isn't it wonderful that that Big eared cheater Prince Charles who has married his mistress, still is royalty turns 60... all because the Paparazzi doesn't follow him and could careless what he does...

-I got a chance to talk to my sister... um... when I talk to my mother it will be a totally different story... I don't know if the Police called but this Sunpass was one issue...

Sunpass is a lane that you just drive through if you bought the Sunpass... if it's not one thing... it's another... I don't know what to do... I pray that my sister doesn't loose it... and my mother stops worrying... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Comunication people!!!!!


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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

GG,
I enjoyed the video with De....funny! Your poor Mom! She didn't know about the sticker and was worried.
Horrible fires out there.
Never left home today. Going through old papers and getting rid.shredding them. SOOOO much JUNK!
XXXXOOOXOO,
MD

GloZell said...

Oh MD...
Don't talk to me about junk... I have been ridding around with water bottles in this huge bag...

It took me forever to collect them... I never want to throw anything out... I am a baby horder...

My sister and mom... funny?... that's funny... just a LITTLE communications would just solve somethings...

it's good that you are getting rid of junk... I can learn a lot from you...

take care.. oh I still have to find out who called was it the Police or ... or... um... credit card collectors or something....
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

what no Mexican tonight... ha ha ha

I thought the fires were over with...

the Virgin just called... he had a horrible time in Vegas and came back early... he said he is coming over so... like the idiot I am... I am going to get dressed... not too cute.... I will tell that story tomorrow... I hope it's ...
nice...

I told him... I am not in a sexual mood... he said " You know me... I'm never in that mood"... that's suppose to be good?...

I think that's why he is coming over... can't do anything... so funny... weird life... but... I do think I would just bang my head against the wall in Florida...

my mother is happy about me moving back... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
don't know ... what I am doing...
feeling good...

thought I was going to have one normal day... stay in... but nooooo Virgin comes home early...

take care...

GloZell

xoxoxoxoxo

Anonymous said...

GG,
You sound like you are really confused about your future and "the Virgin" is front and center of the reason. I'll write more when I hear your story. I think you know what you have to do to end your confusion
UT is beating KU! Nebraska's game with K St. is PPV this afternoon.
Another day of "getting rid of stuff". Got wash to do also. Such excitement!
I know Florida is full of toll roads and with a sticker you don't have to stop and pay. Here it's the same...we have a sticker so we just drive past the booths and they deduct it from our credit card monthly and send us a statement. Your Mom can get a sticker and do the same...separate from De's account. It saves a little money and all this headache for your. SHE should initiate the call to them and never give a CC# to anyone who calls her.
I recall your past trips home...and you couldn't wait to get back to California.

Anonymous said...

GG,
P.S. XXXOOOXOOXX,
MD