GloZell Is Alive...!!

Okay... like What the Zell is going on Glo?

I fell Friday in the middle of the street when I was with PK... I fell Sat. at home and broke my computer (AH!)... (WHAT GLOZELL BROKE HER COMPUTER... WHAT AM I GOING TO READ WHEN I SHOULD BE WORKING!)


and I fell Sunday at church... so Monday.. I just laid on the floor... I forgot what else I did...
SUNDAY.. I saw Bryan.. from the Tonight Show... light skin brother with beautiful fro... he was at this cafe on Ventura with a hot red head... looked good Bryan... take care... nice arms... if you were all white... I'll hit that ( ha ha ha)

so let me back up to Saturday night... I was house baby sitting and the parent asked me if if was alright if another parent drops off his son also and get paid more... (fine they will entertain themselves)

The father drops off the kid and... kind of wasn't leaving...

Father --- I remember you from last year... you baby sat my son

G-- Your son looks familiar... he has grown...

Father leaves and comes back in a few hours...

G--- Okay let me go get your son..

Father--- What's the rush
(What's the rush?)

Father --- I thought you were attractive last year (YOU LET A WHOLE YEAR GO BY)... and I wasn't sure if you are single... I hate dating and all but... I .. . if you were we could catch a movie or eat or... or...

GloZell--- (didn't I see this on TV... the father dates the babysitter? ... can't be worst that Chinchilla Man and gay sidekick)

Sunday Father and I went to P. F. Changs and to Madagascar ( I don't like scary movies... AT ALL so he didn't mind... ha ha ha)

Father loves movies and I love T.V. I told him that I named my boobs Lavern and Shirley... (It's true... Penny Marshall would be so proud)

Father--- Have you named anything else?
G--- (not really... I could go with the common name Betty but... I haven't named any other part) No

Father tells me that this is his first Holiday without his mom... who was named (drum roll please) ... Betty

Dear Mr. Jesus
Thank you and your Father God
for me not saying that my VaJayJay
was named Betty... Thank you.. so much
love GloZell

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How ... HOW would I have gotten out of calling my vagina the same name as his dead mother... AHHHHH thank you Jesus!

Had a great time... cool... fine... he calls when he says he is going to call and wants to see me soon... hmmm

the only thing that's a little ?... is that he is in the Biz... and Father told me that he and his father don't talk much...

Fight'n Mad Mary looked Father up on IMDB and a Obituary of someone with his same name from his home state, the age his father could be came up....

What are the odds that this guy doesn't know that his dad has passed away...
What are the odds of me dating a gay chinchilla loving man... Lawd have mercy!


All I will tell you is that he is an older gentleman.. has himself together... has two kids so... maybe things still work... I don't know I don't care... I am shell shocked on that subject so...

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Monday wait... I don't know what I did on Monday... oh well..

Tuesday... Went to Dr. Phil Show with Bob and Steve... (I love those guys... you should see everyone trying to figure out our relationship... )

on my way to meet Bob and Steve... I get a text from PK.. (hold on let me find it .. I am going to quote if word for word...
MY BEAUTIFUL CRACKER WE R FRIENDS FOR LIFE THROUGH THICK THIN POOR RICH I LOVED Y AT THE TONIGHT SHOW AND EVERY NITE AFTER AND U HAVE BEAUTIFUL BREASTS

I call Fightn' Mad Mary

G- I met this guy Sat. we went out Sunday.. he really likes me ( I think... he could be lying) but PK

FMM --- No

G --- But PK said that he loved me
FMM --- NO

G-- But PK text me saying that he loved me since the Tonight Show

FMM --- No GloZell
G --- No?
FMM--- NO .. this new guy sound better...

I think if I told my friends I am dating a dog... they would say.. well that's better that PK... woof woof...

G--- no? Mary is putting her foot down...

I didn't bring my camera on my Bob and Steve adventure... ( Yep GloZell must have fallen hard) I forgot it... AHhhh

Steve tells us that while he was in the VA hospital he had a relative pay his bills for him... Steve trusted them and let them have his credit cards, put their name on his back account so they could take care of things...

Steve was in the hospital for months... four surgeries on the same knee...

His relative... put money down on a tummy tuck and 19 hundred dollars worth of groceries and VICTORIA SECRET!...
Steve is so hurt... he has to pay it or his credit is going to go bad... not much he can do because he put that person on his accounts...
AND...
Steve has to have a FIFTH operation on the same knee... ( Don't go to a VA hospital... just don't go)


I will get up an go to the library, FMM and blog and take my computer to the Geek Squad... anyone have any suggestions?...

I hate to bother FMM husband again... but I don't know how to put up the few pictures I have... I did do three videos before my computer fell... I will post those sometime... when I figure out how...
First African American President Part 1......