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Wednesday, November 19, 2008

GloZell Is Alive...!!

Okay... like What the Zell is going on Glo?

I fell Friday in the middle of the street when I was with PK... I fell Sat. at home and broke my computer (AH!)... (WHAT GLOZELL BROKE HER COMPUTER... WHAT AM I GOING TO READ WHEN I SHOULD BE WORKING!)


and I fell Sunday at church... so Monday.. I just laid on the floor... I forgot what else I did...
SUNDAY.. I saw Bryan.. from the Tonight Show... light skin brother with beautiful fro... he was at this cafe on Ventura with a hot red head... looked good Bryan... take care... nice arms... if you were all white... I'll hit that ( ha ha ha)

so let me back up to Saturday night... I was house baby sitting and the parent asked me if if was alright if another parent drops off his son also and get paid more... (fine they will entertain themselves)

The father drops off the kid and... kind of wasn't leaving...

Father --- I remember you from last year... you baby sat my son

G-- Your son looks familiar... he has grown...

Father leaves and comes back in a few hours...

G--- Okay let me go get your son..

Father--- What's the rush
(What's the rush?)

Father --- I thought you were attractive last year (YOU LET A WHOLE YEAR GO BY)... and I wasn't sure if you are single... I hate dating and all but... I .. . if you were we could catch a movie or eat or... or...

GloZell--- (didn't I see this on TV... the father dates the babysitter? ... can't be worst that Chinchilla Man and gay sidekick)

Sunday Father and I went to P. F. Changs and to Madagascar ( I don't like scary movies... AT ALL so he didn't mind... ha ha ha)

Father loves movies and I love T.V. I told him that I named my boobs Lavern and Shirley... (It's true... Penny Marshall would be so proud)

Father--- Have you named anything else?
G--- (not really... I could go with the common name Betty but... I haven't named any other part) No

Father tells me that this is his first Holiday without his mom... who was named (drum roll please) ... Betty

Dear Mr. Jesus
Thank you and your Father God
for me not saying that my VaJayJay
was named Betty... Thank you.. so much
love GloZell

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How ... HOW would I have gotten out of calling my vagina the same name as his dead mother... AHHHHH thank you Jesus!

Had a great time... cool... fine... he calls when he says he is going to call and wants to see me soon... hmmm

the only thing that's a little ?... is that he is in the Biz... and Father told me that he and his father don't talk much...

Fight'n Mad Mary looked Father up on IMDB and a Obituary of someone with his same name from his home state, the age his father could be came up....

What are the odds that this guy doesn't know that his dad has passed away...
What are the odds of me dating a gay chinchilla loving man... Lawd have mercy!


All I will tell you is that he is an older gentleman.. has himself together... has two kids so... maybe things still work... I don't know I don't care... I am shell shocked on that subject so...

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Monday wait... I don't know what I did on Monday... oh well..

Tuesday... Went to Dr. Phil Show with Bob and Steve... (I love those guys... you should see everyone trying to figure out our relationship... )

on my way to meet Bob and Steve... I get a text from PK.. (hold on let me find it .. I am going to quote if word for word...
MY BEAUTIFUL CRACKER WE R FRIENDS FOR LIFE THROUGH THICK THIN POOR RICH I LOVED Y AT THE TONIGHT SHOW AND EVERY NITE AFTER AND U HAVE BEAUTIFUL BREASTS

I call Fightn' Mad Mary

G- I met this guy Sat. we went out Sunday.. he really likes me ( I think... he could be lying) but PK

FMM --- No

G --- But PK said that he loved me
FMM --- NO

G-- But PK text me saying that he loved me since the Tonight Show

FMM --- No GloZell
G --- No?
FMM--- NO .. this new guy sound better...

I think if I told my friends I am dating a dog... they would say.. well that's better that PK... woof woof...

G--- no? Mary is putting her foot down...

I didn't bring my camera on my Bob and Steve adventure... ( Yep GloZell must have fallen hard) I forgot it... AHhhh

Steve tells us that while he was in the VA hospital he had a relative pay his bills for him... Steve trusted them and let them have his credit cards, put their name on his back account so they could take care of things...

Steve was in the hospital for months... four surgeries on the same knee...

His relative... put money down on a tummy tuck and 19 hundred dollars worth of groceries and VICTORIA SECRET!...
Steve is so hurt... he has to pay it or his credit is going to go bad... not much he can do because he put that person on his accounts...
AND...
Steve has to have a FIFTH operation on the same knee... ( Don't go to a VA hospital... just don't go)


I will get up an go to the library, FMM and blog and take my computer to the Geek Squad... anyone have any suggestions?...

I hate to bother FMM husband again... but I don't know how to put up the few pictures I have... I did do three videos before my computer fell... I will post those sometime... when I figure out how...
First African American President Part 1......

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey G...

Thought I would respond over here...Yes, you are right. We have all been there done that!...that can be taken in so many ways!!!!!
And now we know what Beyonce really meant when she sang about chinchilla's...she must have run into PK!!!!!!

I don't care if the new guy collects dung as long as he treats you well!

Yes, I will be in town for the holidays....I know a place where you can order a vegan Thanksgiving meal...we could look into that. I just got back from school weekend, and my time has been stretched really thin lately. I am looking forward to catching up with you soon. Plus I could use a little boost and pep talk myself, so maybe we can do that for each other when we meet. Starbucks?

Glad you found someone nice...nice and weird trumps jerk and weird anyday!

xoxoox

Leslie

Anonymous said...

GG,
It was good to read what's going on now. I am glad FMM helps out and also the library when your computer needs work. Do you have vertigo? Yoga helps. And it is very relaxing.
I did hear MD. I watched it twice to see if you had said MD. I watch ALL of them.
A little something on Obama...one of our son-in-laws is going to his inauguration. Both are officers with APD (Austin Police Department). John has special riot training and is going as part of the security. They wanted APD to send 100, but only 30 are going. Both met/shook hands with him when he spoke at a rally on the capitol grounds during his campaign. We live in crazy times.
Jim washed to car today. I am moving furniture. We stayed in today.
It is okay to just go out and have fun. 99% of them aren't worth more than a casual glance.
How did you like Dr. Phil? I have thought about that one for January.
XXXOOOXOO,
MD

Paria said...

YAY! A good guy.... long overdue.

Shorts Girl said...

Hey Glozie!

I've been so busy I didn't have a chance to call you, plus I forgot about Leno being on Jimmy Kimmel tomorrow. I won't be able to go anyway....

That really really sucks what happened to Steve. He seems like a really sweet, kind and trusting person. I hope that relative rots in Hell! Just wait...what goes around comes around, and something is going to go bad with that Tummy tuck! Just watch!

I say go for the new guy!

I'll call you soon so we can have lunch!

I hope your "falling" stops! Take care of yourself! Maybe those BC pills are making you go off balance! H....

Ginger Flower

GloZell said...

Hey Leslie...
yeah... I have been playing Beyonce' on repeat everyday since I was forced to leave the Tonight Show... just like you know who... playing the same thing over and over..

This new guy... I really wouldn't have giving him a chance if PK was close to acting right... so

did I tell you I think he's a Millionaire... that adds to my stupidity of liking someone because of who they are... HA...
I ain't saying I'm a Gold Digger but...

Yes... we need our Starbucks meeting... soon... VERY SOON...

New guy is going through sad times for Thanksgiving
first time without his mother... he talked about taking us to Mexico... his brother and father are going to Rome...

ahh the problems ... I would take a simple hand holding and a cup of the truth... no...
OH Chinchilla... I got what you are saying... ha ha ha...

hey it's November? we will talk...

So I might be in Mexico... or sitting by myself... so lets make plans... movie Starbucks and men talk...

GloZell

GloZell said...

MD...
I can hear you, FMM, Hot Lips, Leslie in my ear when I am in the stupidiest ( you know I can't spell so)

situations... it's kind of funny... but... funny I am responding to this comment on Friday... after I was stupid... for the last time... with PK...

Father ,FMM and I are going to a movie screening...
I really want her to meet him... Mary is normal... so I trust her opinion ...

Jim sounds like he is doing well
and how proud you must be of the your young Men... going to meet and protect OBAMA...

I saw Sistah Collins going to the Old folks place...

It kind of touched me... knowing that she has seen her friends hang... family with crosses burned on the lawn... and now OBAMA...
I couldn't get into him really with my eyes..

but with hers... Amazing...
better late than never huh?

Thanks MD...

GloZell

xoxoxoxox

GloZell said...

Hey Par Par!

A great guy... we talk everyday... he is older so... he is confident... cute... makes me think that he is into me... He was on some dating service and was telling me his horrible dates... boy could I top all of them...

Thanks
Take Care...

I'm at Mary's (it's Friday)... Can't wait to get into the Vegan food from your mom... thank you both so much...

GloZell

GloZell said...

Shorts Girl...

Yeah... I fell three days in a row... I think it must be that B-Pill stuff... I'm fine now but... my computer is shot... such a pain...

I am already the borrower... now I have to ask to use computers also... just keep on going....

YES... we must hang sometime...!!!!!!

Take care

GloZell

Gnightgirl said...

Hi GloZell

I just sat down for a little break from housework, and started reading...

Got a glass of wine, and backed up a little (my bloglines just highlighted you, with 14 new entries; I'm totally behind!).

Another glass, some videos...I'm totally captivated. I'm both mortified and laughing (and tipsy, now), and at the same time, I feel your pain, and reflect on some of my own horrible dates. I wish I'd have thought to video them.

I'm glad you find the humor in it and put it out there.

I'm going to keep catching up. Thanks for ruining my good housework vibe. ;-)