Guess what... there are going to be some changing going on in dis here country...
WHITE PEOPLE /NON BLACKS/ OTHERS....
You all must do what I say... Why? Because Barack Obama Won... I will come up with my list of demands... first I will start with raping your men... (check)
Then I will take from you... 40 acres and a car...(had to update)
You will give me all the money you have made off of ideas from de Black Pepo like ENTERTAINMENT... ha ha ha we claim it all!... Yes sah dars a new sheriff in town!...
Why was I sitting outside the Tonight Show for two years?... NBC never gave a FREE ticket... I should have been stalking Oprah... I could have been a Contender!
Guess what NBC... I OWN THE SIDEWALK NOW MUTHA FREAKERS! Wah ha ha ha... oh the things me an my Bama will do...
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I'm not celebrating until Barack is in the "White House" (that names got to change... Tan House... that's more appropriate)
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Last night I got so many calls and text from Canada, Florida (non-family), Georgia, England, and California... thanks everyone ... it's a fun and interesting time....
I will celebrate when all of Barack Stuff has been moved in...
This morning my Godmother Mills called... I was trying to go hiking... (video up later)
----- while the video is up loading... I will practice walking on water
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Bob --- Hey! Barack Won...
GloZell--- He's not in yet... can't let the guard down...
Bob--- I think it was my energy plan... he just might use it...
GloZell--- ... ... ... Yes... um... I think that it could... um... happen ... ah...
Bob--- Are you up for tomorrow?
GloZell--- Sure Craig Ferguson?
Bob--- No Steve got tickets to see some girl
GloZell--- Some girl?... OH Chelsea Handler?
Bob--- I think so
GloZell--- Wow never been there... sounds great...
Bob--- I got your shoes
GloZell-- I got your flashlight
Bob--- That's not a flashlight
GloZell--- The little blue flashlight
Bob---- It's a weapon
GloZell--- WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT.... it's been in my purse and it's a weapon
Bob--- I didn't know what happen to it... I didn't know you had it... just don't touch any buttons
GloZell--- You and your Scientology gadget... trying to kill me... OMG... okay... can' wait to give that back to you...
Bob--- I need protection... I'm old and fat... you never know...
GloZell--- ahhhh I understand... see ya tomorrow
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GG,
Congratulations Obama! Barrack has a real chance to help fix things in this country...especially with a majority in both houses and a very comfortable win for the presidency. I don't think ANY candidates could have won this year on the Republican ticket.
I checked on "Ellen" tickets, but it only shows they're booking through December. You're going too, right?
Go Barack!
XXOOOXOO,
MD
Hey MD
Am I going to Ellen?... Yes! I will go... just let me know what day... oh I have this video of Ellen talking about me on her show but it's on VHS tape... don't know how to convert it....
She talks about how crazy my name is... Can't wait... start dancing now....
GloZell
xoxoxoxox
GloZell, I made it back to LA last night. Early today I took a couple trains and walked 6 or 7 miles, straight to the Tonight Show studio. I got there a little after noon and was surprised to see a handful of people in line but no GloZell. Max The Dork said you don't come around anymore. When I asked him to tell me why not, he was all cryptic and told me to go to library and check out your blog. After doing my laundry, I finally found the Burbank library by accident, so now I'm going to start digging through the archives to find out why you weren't there for me.
I told you I'd be back.
Ryan M. Powell
http://www.aimlessmovie.com
614-738-3867
YES WE CAN! YES WE CAN! YES WE CAN!
I'm sooo proud of YOU Ms.G!!!! YES YOU CAN! YES YOU CAN! YES YOU CAN!
Ryan...
It is soo great hearing from you... I missed my bum with camera... thanks for coming by to say hi... I wondered if you would... maybe I meet you somewhere else if you haven't traveled on...
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno kicked me out becuase they said that my blog was harrassing...
so that's that...
I wish you safe travels... and please check up on me... hey how is that girl you love....
I know you love pizza so may your dreams of owning your own place happen for you....
love ya dude... I truly enjoyed the time I had with you and at the Tonight Show... oh
I can't even walk on NBC's sidewalk... how do they sleep at night....
Stay safe and dry....
GloZell the other bum with a camera... and no show....
Foxxy Ventura!!!
Hey... Yes we can eat a hamburger... Yes we can!!!
Take care...
Z.Z. Lennox
I should be around LA for at least a week before I have to head back to Arizona for an arraignment. I was caught riding a freight train about halfway between Tucson and Phoenix. I didn't even want to ride this one, but I was stuck in the middle of the desert with almost no water. Arizona blows ass!
Was it the FUCK post that got you kicked out of the show? In your blog a few days after I left, you said they told you Friday's post was harassment or something, except Friday's post was my last day at the show. Did you mean Tuesday's post?
I'm pretty sure that girl I love hates me. I hate her, too, but I still love her, which probably means she loves me, too. If she does (or will) love me, however, it's gonna take a lot of work for her to earn back my trust. Last night I e-mailed her a link to your post from my last day at the show (September 19th?).
Anyway, you's gots my number. If you look carefully, you may see me flying my sign at an off-ramp near you. I have to raise some money in case I end up being fined $450 for living the American Dream.
Oh Ryan...
It was Friday... they said Friday... all I know is that they used my blog as an escape goat to get rid of me...
It will all come out in the wash as my mother would say...
I hope it works out with you and big boobs... you place could be called Big Boobs and Pizza...
you know how to raise money... you got a lot in the Tonight Show line...
I will call... take care... don't forget dollar tacos at the place accross the street from The Tonight Show...
you can afford that and it's healthy and fresh... stay well, warm, dry and a good person...
GloZell
For some reason I'm not getting e-mail notifications for follow-up comments, even though I'm still subscribing. Blogger sucks.
Speaking of raising money... I spent this weekend in R-a-n-c-h-o; made some nice cash and ate yummy meals at In-N-Out Burger. That place is like my own private cash register. The precise sign-flying location is a trade secret. I don't want to become a landmark there, though, so I've been making my way back toward LA. I'm in like Upland right now; gonna take a bus to Pasadena tomorrow.
I'm not so sure about the 'stay a good person' remark. I don't feel like a good person lately. Been giving it a lot of thought, too.
This Coffee Bean is closing in less than half an hour, so I gotsta shut up now, then look for somewhere to sleep.
Also, GloZell: I can't believe Hollywood hasn't 'discovered' you yet. You should be an entertainment reporter or some shit like that. You have so much more personality than the people who have those jobs. Or even an actress. I don't know. I just know you have a lot of charisma and I'd rather watch you on TV or movies than most of the people who get paid to "entertain" me.
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