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Sunday, March 15, 2009

Collodial Silver turns "Family Guy" blue...

( I got a new follower... WELCOME! sounds weird to say follower huh?)

Saturday... Cindy gave me a Christmas gift... out of the blue... and out of season...lolIt was a Dreamgirls CD ( haven't seen it... cool) a Steve Harvey book... and a three piece knit set... you know people don't have to do anything for anyone... so nice when... out of the blue do something so nice... ( I can't let my friends down... I will return the favor)

I was wearing the shoes she got me last year.... (Stop with the feet already!)

This is my awesome friend of a few years Brent ... I will tell you his amazing story in about two week... it's "Wonder"ful...( hint hint )

after my friend Wa Wa and I were done praying

Wally reached in his pocked and pulled out... nuts he carries just in case he runs into a squirrel ( FUN FACT: GLOZELL prays and chants everyday (most of my friends do and I have my own ghettos service) Wa WA had to ride in my car while his car was getting fixed... ( I'm not that bad of a driver WALLY!)
Wally found a squirrel

At Wa Wa's

Wally--- Hey GloZell... look at my new Star Trek shirts...( Wally has so many costumes, masks and more wigs than I do... I could tell you more about Wa Wa's place .... but you wouldn't believe me)

Wally --- GloZell try on this costume... ( Wally in Captain Action Hat, Star Wars Costume and a giant Squirrel...ha ha ha Wally is so funny)... Send the picture to your new Boyfriend

I am not going to show him this picture... ( This will be my before picture.. I will retake 40 pounds smaller)

Wally you are coughing ... you need me to go to Mr. Wisdom and get you some Colloidal Silver


Wally---- I make my own...

GloZell--- Stop lying

Wally --- I do .... Look I really do

Wow....









may I put on your gun holster ( Gosh GloZell suck in your gut or get some support draws)

give me both of them ( Fightin' Mad Mary, Wa Wa and I are going to a shooting range... never been) What's Up Yo

I'm gonna get you mutha sucka...

Adam West called... ( Adam was Batman on TV!)(How cool... Wa Wa and Adam both work on Family Guy... I got to talk to him... cool)

Chuck McCann who goes to the Playboy Mansion... almost everyday... and tells the best stories! and cute friend Pixie

Wa Wa is PlayBoy Bunny Bridget's Voice Over coach (girl on the right) and was on Girls Next DoorGolly Gee Batman.... with GloZell it's Always an adventure...

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ON THE PHONE...

SK --- How was your day?

This question can take hours to answer because it amazes me what can go on in one day... this day wasn't planed at all except the praying part but gifts, hanging out with Wa Wa , Chuck and Pixie just happened...

SK talk for hours like we do every night

G--- Hmmm I'm getting a text

TEXT--- Hi, GloZell (red kiss face) Haven't talked with you in a while. I hope you're doing well. I've missed you! PK


SK--- Something wrong...

Silence

SK--- You ok Glo?


G--- Yes... PK ... ( Why PK? WHY... now... oh he misses me now... ) texted


SK--- The guy who didn't come to see you before you left for the Obama Inauguration? He was stupid... his loss... What did you like abou him anyways?


G--- Yeah... ahhh... um...he' s... white ... ahhh... I ... guess I was trying to salvage something... from two year at the... ahhhhhhhhhhh Tonight Show... but ...

SK --- Okay... he doesn't need to text you ... I'm the best guy for you and I will never mistreat you ...

G --- ( They all say that... time will tell) Thanks... you are the best guy that has ever like me... ( Why didn't PK just ... whatever)

so SK and I talked about something else for a few more hours....

Good nite SK

Text

PK --- I miss you

G --- I'm doing well thanks...( WHY WHY WHY WHY !)

PK -- Hope to see you soon

G -- I have a boyfriend now

PK -- I wasn't saying that... Roo was. I tried to tell him about your bf but he said it wasn't about that. I'll never figure that little guy out

PK--I really need a she-chiilla this year for Roo ( his chinchilla) He misses you (Red kiss face) Nite dear. I Miss you

G--- Roo will be happy... I hope all is well with you... tell Roo I miss him...

PK --- I'm listening to Christmas music... Starbucks sale $3 .99(smiley face)

G--- Um.. that's great...( people are in the Christmas mood all year round)... nice feeling I guess

PK ---- Roo's been asking about conjugal visits with you ( red kiss face) He sends his love

G--- Ha ha ha... I'm sure the right girl will come along...

PK --- Don't be a stranger GG ( purple winking smiley face)

G -- Love always

PK --- Love always

I don't get it... don't have to... SK is normal ( I think) and nice to me so... that's that

went to bed and dreamt about SK making me breakfast in his little robe, wide stance, sexy legs and ashy white ankles/feet ( so glad SK doesn't read my blog... I would be in trouble...HA!)

5 comments:

Paria said...

You are on a mountaintop high!!!! I LOVE YOU IN THE STRIPPED DRESS!!! You look divine darling!!!!

Of course PK is trying to get back in touch....they always miss a great thing when it's gone. Ha.

Have a great time in Florida!!!!! XXOO

Paria said...

I meant striped!!!! Not stripped.... oops, once upon a time I went to college.... ha.

GloZell said...

Hey Par Par...

Stripped Dress... oh Striped dress... funny Thanks... just playing with Wa Wa's nuts and guns...

PK...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! and AH... why didn't he say when I told him I met SK... You know I don't want you to see anyone else I am really really going to do better... AHHHHHHHHH Dum-az...

he is cute ... I'm talking about Roo...

I will have a great time in Florida... we are going to the Winter Park Art Festival, A Book store, ... oh SK was talking about a spooky movie and I said " Stop"... you know I spook easy... I thought of you... it was funny...

um... I love reading up lifting be your best self books so the book store is great with a spot of tea...

DARN PK!

and... we are going to church but don't know wich one to go to... I want to go to my mother's church but not if it's going to embarrass her somehow (sorry about spelling)

do you think I have a thing packed? NO OMG you have to go to ghetto karaoke.. I am going Tonight... soooooo funny... when the Army is in town its a must go...

SK is looking for a job here ...

life... I just live to see what else is going to happen in this book called Life...

okay taked your eyes off so...

take care

GloZell

xoxoxoxox

Anonymous said...

GG,
Thanks for your response. Thought you were off to Orlando.
I'm going backwards...Thursday...your poem is a good one. Something I'm hearing is that Obama has hired all the Clinton people so it's the same...even Hilary. I am rooting for Obama.
Mom is really worried about $$$/her job until retirement/closing schools. My sister went through the same thing in Dallas this Fall. Two teachers at her school were cut. Since Dee is living with her she should help her.
At the visitation they had a slide presentation of pictures with music. His uncle was a lifetime resident and 89. Our family had the first radio station in the Rio Grande Valley and Willis was the engineer/ then Jim. Jim didn't want to go up to the casket, but I did. It was a steady stream of people for 2+ hours. Janet went out with us to dinner with Jim's brother & wife from Corpus Christi. We got back late.
We all went to the coffee group at the mall which has met at various places every morning except Sunday since WWII in the mid-40's. The talk was of Willis and of Jim's uncle Vance (94) who is the only one still living out of 4 boys/1 girl...Jim's Mom.
Mas tarde...
XXOOOXXOOO,
MD

GloZell said...

MD...

I leave tomorrow and don't have a thing packed nothing... but I will...

I go up to the casket also... but not everyone can... it's a final look kind of thing...

First radio station... that's big!

Long livers in Jim's family...

So surprised you didn't say anything about your friend PK...lol


Take Care...

GloZell