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Friday, February 27, 2009

Rude Hand... The Mean Puppet !!!!

GloZell is so nice... but Rude Hand isn't...


Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Cover Girl vs. Wirgley's Gum Guy....

Awww ... you go Rihanna...Chris Brown...big money endorsements... great...Chris Brown and Rihanna.... so cute... Rianna has her own Umbrella line... wow...


BeforeAfter... oh...uh uh... no no no! Oh No He DIDN'T....





It's a stick of GUM!.... it's the TASTE that's suppose to MOVE you when you pop it IN your mouth... Pop the gum! in your mouth not pop Rihanna On her mouth....idiot (illegally idiot)

Chris Brown... Wrigley's Dum Guy... Illegally...
It don't have to be raining to use your umbrella ella ella eh?

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

For Your"Emmy" Concideration Mary De Chambers Project Runway..Editor

(Charlie let's meet tomorrow at Bob's 12 Noon... let me know)

Feb 21 Saturday 8 AM...

I didn't think that I was worthy enough to submit a Elders meditation... but I am coming out of that thought and I got up to help bind the Elders Lenten Meditation books... I thought the other Elders would say... why are you helping GloZell you didn't even write one... but everyone was friendly and some Elders couldn't show up to bind books so I felt useful... funny what we beat ourselves up with in our heads...Thanks (So love the people in this photo... so cool) ( I could say I wrote a silent meditation...lol)
1PM

After that I had plans with Wa Wa but he wasn't ready... (Wa Wa's front door)his maids were still at his condo so we walked his dog to the doggy wash....All the way down the street and over a bridge... AHHHHHHHHH WA WA! Wa Wa stopped at the post office... Wa Wa...." Oh I got packages... good thing I got help"

HELP!... What help?... he doesn't think I'm going to walk down the street looking like a slave .. Obama is President ... I'm not ...

Yes Sir I za coming Sir....

Wa Wa is ... THE SQUIRREL WHISPERER... ( he buys nuts for random rodents)

Fightin' Mad Mary called and wanted to go to Mr. Wisdom's...

G--- Okay... I'm filming Wa Wa with his cute rats ... I 'll be right over...
FMM--- What?... okay? see ya soon...






Q(Mary's Husband and life partner), Mary and Mr. Wisdom..... What a great day!




We had fermented wheat grass seed milk... it takes Mr. Wisdom 10 days to make... it's not on the menu...




(Q is such an amazing man... I just realized it this year... heck this month... so glad they put up with me... Love them)



Emmy People... Don't forget to vote for Project Runway and Mary De Chambers for Editing on the hit show Project Runway!!! Thank you sooo much.... ( I already got my Emmy Dress)5PM

Then we went to M&M's Soul Food... Ah... ( I had a can of Veggie Chili and corn at home so I was soooooooooooo happy to have some soul food)

Yum to the my (yummy) Mary had black eye peas, yams and Collard Greens... ( she eats like a bird and didn't eat it all... I wanted to eat her left overs but that would have been toooo ghetto...lol) Q had catfish... the biggest catfish I have ever seen




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After



Mary and Q had two Oscar parties to go to and I went back to Wa Wa's...






YEAH Hot Lips and The Man was there... YEAH... I LOVE THEM....

9PM at Wa Wa's




A New Friend " Cartoon" She is pretty and cool... that makes her pretty cool...(The Man Chilling on the couch)





(Me Hot Lips and Pixie) Hot Lips said she like SK... great!


Thank the Lord and the Universe for such amazing friends I had a great week... much success for all of them in the highest form of good... YEAH!






Paria.. I want to know how the Oscars went...

Monday, February 23, 2009

Forever Young...

Thursday...
Steve was in the hospital... he had a Kidney stone removed... but he won' t remember that... his memory is sooo shot... Bob and I wish him a speedy recovery...


One thing about Bob and Steve... they have been on this earth for more than 65 years...but they are waaay younger than I... I couldn't keep up with the schedule Bob comes up with...Fun


Bob and I went to his friends restaurant Mamma Mia... 10AMDrove around... Hey they are getting ready for the Oscars... oh to be on the other side... one day soon...
Went to the famous Hollyhock... 12Noon






I grabbed Bob's hat and jumped in the Red Hat Society... you wear a purple hat if it's your birthday... Happy Birthday Irene....
At the Griffith Observatory...3PMWe are all Einsteins While in line for the show " Centered in the Universe" Why... Why... don't you feel that lady... your pants are being eating up by your crack... Why! watched a inspirational presentation on the stars... loved it... No flash photography...ha The guy hosting the show was hot and did a great job!

8PM the Improv... Bob just has the energy and the mind of someone younger than I... I keep asking him "What does he take" so many people act like life is over at a certain age... oh I am so old blah blah blah... but Bob and Steve never do (even tho Steve is falling apart he has a great outlook on life)

Ahhhh.... perfect fit Great job Adam Hunter... Hey... I think I know that guy... Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaay Leno Live long... and prosper!

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Saturday, February 21, 2009

Just for you MD!!!!!... Florida Pictures....

Saturday...
Mom...meet SK...he flew me in for Valentines... (humph... what is his intentions.... why can't you stay here.. why do you have to live with him... humph... you think you are grown... humph)
SK... (well mom doesn't like me... ooookay) -----------------------
Sunday at Madear's house...

Mom LOOK AT THE CAMERA! De, Madear,Me and SK... SK had turnip greens, cornbread, pork ribs, rice, potatoe salad, jelly cake... (it's a slave thing... didn't have money to have frosting so they used jelly... )
Madear makes it every blue moon... SK tole Madear he loved her cooking and my my my did she eat that up(look at her hand all on SK's back...lol My Madear kept her hand on SK's back while telling a story I have never heard " The old woman who was going to marry a young man tomorrow"... it was so funny... Madear had on her good hair and knew she was looking good...
Monday...
My Sister had to sing at City Hall for a Black History Programme...

De and Reggie Magill who works for Congresswoman Corine Brown... he was the Master of Ceremony... My sister sang with Lane and Company... ( mom showed up but had to leave... De was very happy that she came... didn't tell mom but she really was...) African Dancer... Orlando Cultural School of Dance...

Orlando Mayer Buddy Dyer.. I worked on his campaign and saw him at the Inauguration Gala in Washington D C Me, Monica Mae ( radio host and Delta)... Monica asked me " What are you doing now that you are back in Orlando... I had to tell her " You know that guy I was with at the Zora Neale Hurston Festival... he flew me back for Valentines... I still live in LA

Monica M --- What!...
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Someone I don't know ... I didn't want to say "Hey get out of my picture... and my Ex-Mother in law Commissioner Dasiy LynumGloZell and the Chief of Police of Orlando .. Chief Val Deming's... she use to take piano lessons from my mommy... I grabbed the boyfriend of the girl taking the picture because he had on Magic Jersey... they both laughed... thanks... Snuff the Orlando Magic Dragon messing with people in front of us... ha! De and my 1st cousin "Pinky" SK gave me a cap... we twins... Aw....had a great last night... had a great week...

HAPPY MD... THAT ONLY TOOK 3 HOURS...LOL

GloZell