Glo Crow!

Okay... I think I have always wanted to be someone else...
I wanted to be the Bionic Woman ( who wasn't real) and... Bernadette Peters...
was I wrong to tell her? I need to think sometimes before I speak but she is so talented she was on a show "Hello Larry" and the movie The Jerk... very random ...
I love TV so that's where I first saw her...






Today is nuts... it's 4.23 AM and I am up and ready to go... at this time of morning... Justin better bring sexy back and forth and back and forth... ( The Tonight Show was on this early that's Divine!... I know you can't see pass the snow on my TV, I don't get clear TV at my place all the time but I will watch Jay however I can)
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I LOVE THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH JAY LENO PRODUCERS, STAFF, CREW, ETC.
Hey Billy the Cig is back... welcome!Girls with big boobies have been overlooked for months without ya! ( He only picks cute girls to come up on stage before the show)
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It was just Wolfman and myself at 5.30 AM... What else is new?

Sasha told me that the Redwings were going to be on the show... I thought it was a band and I kept telling her she was wrong...

Max get up!

okay... turns out they are a Hockey Team and Sasha was right...


I like her because she rubbed it in my face just like I was giving her attitude about them not being on the show... plus Sasha is a Vegan... Yea!
In line I met LD. Who I call Cheech and Chong... he has such a live for today personality... we got along great... he was going around looking for old cigarette pieces ... then took the old tobacco rolled his own cigs... that's a new way to recycle...




I met Francisco and his American Woman... she is made of marble and so far he has a offer of 12 million dollars... I was able to get tickets for him and his family... cool... ( I let them in GloZell's Ghetto VIP section)

Happy 50 th Birthday to Linda Shehee... you and your husband Rick was great fun!

Tonight Show Biz...

Hey Jeff B. ( Wardrobe god!) Jay looked good all week and I love Lenny the Lint brush! ( Lenny should have his own show... why not... NBC will put up anything... Lenny the Lint Brush show can come on right after the hit. Celebrity Circus) I would rather watch the John and Ross show okay... it hasn't gotten that bad yet..

The Tonight Show band did a new song... Me likey!

The segment "The audence wants to know"... Two (Fine Az!) Redwing players brought out the Stanley Cup... Jay let TWO! TWO! guys who were right in front of him come on stage because they were huge Redwings fans..

John Melendez and his crazy behind.. ( John honey you are not Jay... Jay looked over to Gidgit for approval... there is a hierarchy to these things chile) John let whoever wanted to go on THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH JAY LENO STAGE GO!
What!... oh it was so funny when this Jap girl jumped on the stage... Jay played it off by hugging her... ( I am going to slant my eye and jump on the stage also! Not Fair! I'm jealous Me love Jay Longer time)

Gidget jumped up and held her hands up... STOP! She gave John the look of death... ha ha ha...
YOU GO GIDGET! What you don't see on TV is just as and sometimes more funny than what you see on TV.. ( I love this show... and all envolved)

Justin Timberlake... okay... what's the big deal about this guy... He is very talented.. but if he's not singing... Yawn City! He didn't engage with the audience... no waving no shaking hands with us... Justin could be shy...

Karen Allen... ( Indiana Jones) looks so great... what are white women doing? Someone is getting it right... they are aging just as well as the suppressed races of yester year... White don't crack.. ( okay come up with your own)

Sheryl Crow... okay... she is " my neck bone connected to my shoulder bone skinny" no problem... but why does she always have these low cut tops and her back has more potential of having breast than her front... her chest is like concave and she thinks that ribs are sexy...
I like her music... her face was flawless... but

Sheryl cover up... work another angle... I mean you couldn't keep a man with one ball so( Lance Armstrong) ... switch it up a little...

After the show... people who just wanted to be on John Melendez NBC web show... the question was " Who was Sheryl Crow the back up singer to?"... No one knew... I yelled Michael Jackson on my way out the door... You are welcome...

It was a good day!