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Friday, November 07, 2008

Chelesa Handler's Show.... and Madonna fans

Bob--- You have five dollars

I hand Bob five dollars ( I had ten for gas)... and gives me L. RON HUBBARD DIANETICS The modern science of Mental Health

let me do this for you (oh no... they are trying to get GloZell... ahhhhh the Scientologists are going to brainwash her... oh no we can't help her now... she has the book .... ahhhhhhhhh!)

did I cover it all people?

I don't have a problem learning about Dianetics.... (What's the worst that can happen... I become rich and famous... don't do drugs and jump on couches do Weight Watches commercials... SAY IT AIN'T SO)

I have a problem with.... READING... ah man... don't they have this on CD....

Bob, Steve, and I go to Denny's...
Bob shows us his Gold card... his Scientology Gold card ( no not the card GloZell get out while you can)....

interesting... they have so many classes to make sure everyone is educated in Scientology... and they offer discount to seniors... they got everything covered... good job...
The lady's bathroom smelled like HOT DONKEY!we went to the Chelsea Handler show... long ride... I looked out the window... wondering if virgin... I mean PK is going to ever call again...
I'm mad ... If you have a penis you are no longer allowed to look at my blog!
This will be a cock free blog....

Go away men... you don't believe me... Fine all of you can stay... even you ... the one who's thing is shaped like a pencil...

I shall proceed
In line at Chelsea Lately Show

Chelsea Lately Show has the most jacked up checking system I have ever in all my life of going to show ever seen...
we had to take off all earrings, rings, (My girls from NY who went to the Madonna Concert they paid 500 dollars a pice for front row they get friends and family prices)

(I told them my nipple rings and clit ring were not coming off... you should have seen the security that was hoping I would buzz so they could wand me down... so funny!)

belts, necklaces... everything... it took forever... then they give you this Audience tag... then we go right back outside and put everything on...
then we walk back inside the same doors into the audience... that was a circus... (Kelly from Clearwater FLORIDA!!!)
I love the warm up guy... just like Chunky B from Craig Ferguson... he had like 20 minutes to fill... what I like about him was that he was big on energy... " We need you all so much... we want your laughter to be real... but this is a show... thanks so much... we feed off you"

and with the studio being so small... it was nice... he pointed Bob and Steve out... and welcomed me... I love the personal touch of a smaller show...

Chelsea Handler is GORGEOUS... FIRE... she never looked that good at the Tonight Show... she looked great in her tan short sleeve top, jeans and brown knee high boots... skin flawless...

he make up was perfect... I guess it has something to do with the lighting at the Tonight Show for her...

The pannel... Lonie Love... (cool) Josh Wolf (never heard of him) and Kojo (WHAAAAAAAAAAAT) I love Kojo... I freaked

GloZell --- I LOVE YOU KOJO!!!!

the show was 30 min... shockingly rude... how she get guests I do not know...

(I really want a picture with Kojo... but I look a hot A mess)

I can't wait to go back to her show... love it FIRE! it was more of my style of show than Craig Ferguson... L O V E D IT

It was great seeing Stephanie who was a NBC page my first 8 months at the Tonight Show... I have to fill her in...

CHELSEA HANDLER CAME INTO THE AUDIENCE AND SIGNED EVER BOOK THAT HER FANS HAD.... LOVE HER... SHE IS TOTAL FIRE... ( Love her format... the the ghetto View type panel...)

the traffic was so bad because No on 8 protest... hey Gay's know how to parade... okay (snap snap)
(This is waiter Steve who has worked at the Pantry for 38 years!!!)
I always have a great time with Bob and Steve... I feel a book ... Thursdays with Bob and Steve...
(why is my shirt all jacked up... gut all hanging out... hot mess) Excuse me Fashion Diva Kojo... May I please take a picture with you... I LOVE YOU!

Kojo--- Sure honey... what's your name

GloZell--- G l o Z e l l

Kojo --- GloZell?... (shocked)... that's an amazing name

GloZell--- (all happy) My mother is named Gloria and my Fa ...

Kojo--- okay let's take the picture

this young pretty boy gets out of Kojo's lemo and takes the picture...

Kojo--- Sun going the wrong way...

(boy moves...)

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No freaking call from the freaking ex virgin.! How long does confession last!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

OMG....Cojo's gut is hanging out! Yikes! Messy!!! Messy!!! Messy!!!! Glad you had fun! Let's do lunch one day!

Anonymous said...

GG,
Okay we'll keep trying. How did you get your ticket? I am not familiar with many of the shows you write about/go to out there. Can you think of any shows where it is not difficult to get tickets...that Mom would enjoy. She and Jean like "Deal or No Deal", but it sounds like it would not be fun, huh. We still have a little time.
We went to the Aviation Club meeting this morning and our speaker was a former planner for construction of new airports.
My middle sister/husband from Garland came over for awhile.
Watched UT beat Baylor and NU beat Kansas U. Jim's watching football tonight. I'll watch some and also read magazines.
On another diet with my sister, Jean. When I worry agbout Jim I EATTTTTTTTTTTTTT.
XXXOOOXXOO,
MD

GloZell said...

Hey Shorts Girl

Oh really... I don't feel so bad now... yeah lets... let's have lunch after the Tonight Show... oh wait... I can't go ... maybe we can... nope can't stand on the sidwalk... you are going to have to pick a place.... hee hee hee...

cool
GloZell

GloZell said...

MD!
I think you will HATE a live taping of Deal or no Deal... but go just in case something has changed... it takes a long time... never heard anything good about the taping...

The Show is great but the taping... too long...

um... Chelsea Handler is out... her mouth will send your mother to the nearest church...

well you have to see what the topic is... Dr. Phil...( don' want to be depressed for the rest of the trip... but it's cool for " I saw Dr. Phil While I was in California sake"...

She would like Craig Furguson alright... if she likes Jay...
(nothing like the Stinking Tonight Show... it's the freaking best... bah humbug!)

Well if she likes Deal or no Deal... um... maybe... I guess Dancing with the Stars wouldn't have started up again ... I don't think? I don't know where shows like the Don't forget the lyrics...

oh oh oh .... Are you Smarter than a 5th grader... I heard that was a great one to go to... from Bob and Steve... so everyone would like that.... yea!

Take Care

GloZell

xoxoxoxox

GloZell said...

Oh MD... I just got this Cleavland Diet... from this lady at the India Resturant I like... she lost a lot of weight....

I will post it... I let Par Par... copy it ... so when I get it back... you might want to try it...

stop worry -ing (can't spell worth a hoot)... it doesn't help....

you have to stay healthy to keep him healthy young lady...

GloZell