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Wednesday, November 12, 2008

What Happens in Vegas... I better find out

That night with the Virgin....

it was Halloween and I was passing out candy at Fightn' Mad Mary's house.... Virgin called wanted to come over .... (Fightn' Mad Mary and Par Par)
He came over... wanted to go to a club where his roommates work (he has three... yeah I know)

we had a great time in West Hollywood looking at all costumes...

holding hands... (one on the right said " Oh you are so pretty"... they were Destiny's Child..)it was great... (one next to Aunt Jemima... said I was pretty... great people)
(This group told me I have such a natural look... so beautiful... I was feeling GREAT!)
(This guy said I was beautiful... People told me that a lot that night in West Hollywood... then he asked
" Where you born female?... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Those guys thought I looked good... for a man!!!!)We picked up his roommates (one has a car but tags not up dated then he broke his rear mirror so he pays "Virgin" to drive him until he can pay to get his car together) Random drunk guy at the club who wanted to take a picture with me... okay
We go to Norms... leave about 5.30 AM when we leave....

we go to there place... it's about 6.30 AM....

I am about to fall out... it's Saturday Morning and I haven't been asleep since Thursday night....

"Virgin gives me his PJ" (Sponge Bob Square Pants... I wish I was kidding)

I pass out and hear him in the shower... (7 15 AM)

he gets in his... FUTON ( man... I have to learn to be a gold digger.... )

Virgin starts rubbing my back... ( I'm like ?... sweet I guess)

"Virgin" --- Do you want me to stop?

G--- ( I don't care I am so sleepy)... it's fine ... thanks...

Virgin starts kissing me... ( my breath had to be orangutan-ish)

so we undress... I'm like no this isn't going to happen is it? The "Virgin"?

I'm on my back and he is on top... reaches over me then puts his hand under the cover...
I'm thinking he is putting on a condom... but still thinking... did he have this planned... why else would he have a condom...

(I will save you the details but... he was VERY VERY GOOD)

Doggy style...

I'm facing his Chinchilla is running around crazy....

Chinchilla ---- (leave my dad alone... leave my dad alone) Squeak squeak....
Virgin ---- Squeak click click click... squeak squeak

VIRGIN IS TALKING TO THAT (BEEPING) CHINCHILLA...

(but never messed up his rhythm so can't complain to much but come on... don't talk to your rat during ... come on)

afterwards... I realize he doesn't have on a condom...

G--- You reached over me... I thought you were getting a condom?

V---- I was putting on gel

G- -- ( Gel? he was prepared and had gel but no condom?) Oh you use gel

IT WAS (DON'T LAUGH)...

ANTIBACTERIAL HAND SANITIZER FROM THE 99 CENT STORE!

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

WHAT...
HAND SANITIZER... ARE YOU JOKING?... ARE YOU SERIOUS?...

It kills Germs... not Sperms....
so how stupid but yet somewhat satisfied... but mostly Stupid do I feel... then I don't hear from him for a week and two days....

I still had the stuff from Planned Parenthood and I took the Plan B Pill ... thank goodness I had it...
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yesterday I broke down and called him....
"Virgin" was talking like he was happy to hear from me... we never brought up Halloween... I told him you are missing out on a good person... you need to keep contact and step it up...

I mean I understand you just want to be friends but you should keep in contact I go on and on ... we end the call....

Text from "Virgin"

Glowie, you are one of my very best friends and I love you and appreciate your positive attitude and fighting spirit! U Go, brownie!

(he loves me... HA!)
He calls saying that he is going to Vegas Tonight with his roommate and wants to see me before he hits the rode...

I wait for more than an hour... looking good...

Text from Virgin....(2 AM)

Yep I am on the road Ivan called early tonight for me... I seriously needed your help packing. I just had too much to do in preparation for the trip... (roommate Ivan)
Text 2 (2.17 AM)

Sweet dreams, gg. Pray for our trip. Gonna be a long trip

How stupid do I feel AGAIN....

I am glad that he's not mad at me or rocking in a corner repenting ...

maybe I should
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Dan W (A flight attendant I met at the Tonight Show with Jay Leno) is coming in town today so I am glad to not mope around feeling stupid... looking forward to seeing him...

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Okay Okay... I am hoping that he "Virgin"/PK calls from Vegas... he is in Vegas (Sin City) with his gay roommate... but... but... he said he loves me via Text... hmmmmmmmmmm... guess I have room for more stupid...

I talked to Brathoz today who worked at Choza Mama the Peruvian restaurant across the street from the Tonight Show... (Long hair... in a Japanese band) he was fired for something he said to the manager... we just laughed... great guy...

10 comments:

Fightin' Mad Mary said...

ANTIBACTERIAL HAND SANITIZER??? What in the world was he thinking?? That is just plain crazy. Didn't it burn?

He has obvious issues with the vajayjay. He must think it's a dirty place and that's why he wanted to use sanitizer...that's my Dr. Phil guess at least. How weird.

Any guy that doesn't call you at least a day or two after the first time you have sex just isn't that into you and GloZell, you deserve much better than that!


Have fun with Dan today!!

Anonymous said...

OK, he still didn't call you- you called him, didn't use a condom, said you were one of his best friends and he loved you, and then he STILL STOOD YOU UP and left for Vegas while you were waiting for him to come by. Girl we are SOOOO kickin his ass!! And when we are done you will erase him from you life and find someone who treats you like you deserve and worships the ground you walk on.

Your friend,
Hot Lips

Paria said...

I agree with all above statements! You are fire and he was burned by your amazing! Now blow him out and blow him away.

We alll love you!

Anonymous said...

GG,
That's not love...it's sex and he waited until you were almost passed out. How romantic! And he talked to his pet so it was a threesome. His got real problems with sex just like your first husband. It's a cycle for you.
You'll know. Judge someone by how they treat you and if he would make you and any family you say you want happy. It's not enough to be cute looking. I'm sorry.
XXXOOXXOOO,
MD

Anonymous said...

GLoZell. You are wonderful, beautiful, and vibrant, but "virgin" is really starting to get a little creepy!

I just hope you protect yourself and see what else is out there!

Everyone loves you...You'll find someone that has all the criteria you want.......Ughhh I am made at him.
You deserve much better.

GloZell said...

Hey FMM...
I have nothing to say... I just have to nod my head... yep... yep... yep...

crazy... yep... thanks Dr. Mary...

GloZell

GloZell said...

HOT LIPS!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah!!! He doesn't have a chance if you got a hold of him... yea!!!!

Someone worshiping the ground I walk on... sounds good... just like you and "The Man"...

AWWWW thanks Hot Lips....

so sweet.... and yet violent...

LoVe ya


GloZell

GloZell said...

Par Par!!!

Don't you think that he has like this 14 year old mentality when it comes to certain issures... I mean I feel like he is... learning...
okay... no more ... blow him out...
got it...

thanks...
I think anyone I meet has to go through all of you... hee hee hee...

The Man, FMM, You, Hot Lips, Wa Wa...

Thanks
LoVe ya

GloZell

GloZell said...

Well Dr. MD...

yep... it's a little disturbing when a man is talking or squeaking to his chinchilla... yea...

I'm getting it... I'm listening...

thanks

GloZell
xoxoxoxoxoxo

GloZell said...

Anonymous....

Oh... thanks... what else is out there... yea What else is out there?...

I won't focus on that...love stuff... I will be a ghetto Nun...

" How do you solve a propblem like GloZell"....

Thanks LoVe you also...
GloZell