GloZell, You can’t handle the cold…

Happy Thanksgiving Day, or as the Indians call it, You’re Welcome Day !

Their was a slight chance of getting into the military show. As I waited and froze outside. This guy named Steve from Dallas told me of his adventures at the Music Award Show he attended the night before. Steve was so funny. He cracked me up talking about his bitter, obese co-worker who recently went bankrupt this year. Steve is very proud of his Ford F2 50 with the Super Crew Cab.(His mother in Florida worries about all the driving he does) He is a wonderful and nice person and makes good money as a computer guy who travels. Unfortunately, his job will be coming to an end next year. Steve might move to California. Ladies he’s single and knows how to enjoy life.

We waited for three hours in the cold, but I had a good time. Go Steve!

Kate (a page) got one of the Marines in trouble by telling him he was a trouble starter. He wanted a different seat. His superior over heard her and took the man in the back and yelled at him. What are we going to do with her…nothing, her last day is next Wednesday, she will be working for WB making 45 thousand a yr. Go Kate!

Mr. Beam and Ms. Burnadet (The people in charge of the pages) had a great time playing, keep the military inside where they can’t smoke.

Well my good readers I’ll be back on Monday. I’m meeting my boyfriend’s parents. Ah the plot to wed on "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno" is on it’s way. Richard’s mother is Bulgarian, and is making her famous cottage cheese casserole… Mmm… I will never complain about the time my cousin made Christmas dinner that was served on Triskets ever again.

I thank God for my life, health, strength, family (including Richard),church, new job, The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, all who work for the show, and the wonderful people I meet there everyday.

Remember, Everyday is a day of thanksgiving… So act like it...

Love ya,

GloZell

GloZell’s, Grey Day…

I was running late, and ended up being last in the guest list line, I’m usually first. All of the pages, the security guards all mentioned that I was late. It was nice that everyone noticed. I love the "Tonight Show" and every one who works for the show.

During one of the breaks the announcer, John M. walks over to me and says "You come here all the time".

Guests:

Ross the intern (who was never an intern at NBC) is fairy funny and I’m looking forward to working with him on "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno".

Julia Scardina with Sea World Animals. I have been to Sea World in Florida. In California the animals seemed strange for the sea. Julia had Bears, Lynxes, a Zebra, Camel, Warthog, and Sting Rays. When the sting rays came out the lady behind me said "That’s what killed the Crocodile Hunter". I guess she was saying that for the folks who have been living under a rock the last year. One of the Lynx scratched Jay three times and drew blood.

The stage hand didn’t get to the stage on time to put the guest water on stage. The first guest didn’t have a coffee cup before the first break.

Ellen Pompeo (from Grey’s Anatomy) who was wearing a black pillow case baggy short dress thing, with black tights, black shoes talking about her black fiancé. That is black power. Her mother must have been watching the show because she goes on and on about how her and her fiancé’ were just friends. Jay totally busted her when she bragged about him making her breakfast, after leaving 15 dozen white roses in her room the night before. Jay stated how nice of him to drive back the next morning to make breakfast for her.

Nelly Furtado was beautiful and interesting. I enjoyed her male urban Vogue dancers dancing to her Cameo sounding song.


Remember, it’s better to show up late, than to not show up at all…


Love Ya,

GloZell

Denzel and GloZell… Any questions?

My first day at my new place of work. Richard my boyfriend brought me flowers. My last client left at 2:15. I had 15 minutes to get to NBC. I made it just in time to hear Mr. Beam’s announcement before we walked to the studio.

I believe NBC is secretly hanging meat. That is the only reason to have it so ice cold in the studio. Would it kill them to have it above freezing!

I sat next to the coolest couple who has been married for 30 years. Mrs. Claire and Mr. Wayne from Massachusetts. They are in California because their daughter the beautiful Kendra is marrying the handsome Johan, this Saturday in Long Beach California. I wish you well.

J.C. and his son, Dex, were sitting in the VIP section, while his wife Donna and their daughter were in the upper section. This is the third time I’ve seen all of them here. J.C. brought his son down to the stage to get a picture with Jay. While they are waiting for J.C.’s (Hot Blonde) wife, and his daughter Brittney, who looks like Ariel from Disney’s "Little Mermaid", to join them for the picture, J.C. cracked a joke and made everyone laugh. Jay had a great time picking on Dex, and J.C.’s wife and daughter never made it to the stage for the picture. Oh, well, there’s always next time.

When Bob, the warm up comedian, came out, he asked J. C., "What happened to your wife? She didn’t want to sit with you?" The audience laughed again, and Bob took a guy from the front row and replaced him with Dex. So, when Jay came out to do his monologue, Dex ended up on national TV shaking Jay’s hand. What a day.

Guests:

The first guest was the Academy award winning Denzel Washington. The first guest was the Academy award winning Denzel Washington. He was promoting his new movie "Déjà vu"… Got ya. I lost my voice screaming his name. Danny (a page) came over and said, "You know, he’s only a man." Has Danny bumped his head! De to the zel is not just a man! He is beautiful, including his large white Chiclet like teeth, and a little belly roll.

FUN FACT; I met Denzel at a boxing club, he was passing out Christmas presents to poor children, who had suprisingly well-dressed mothers, sisters and aunts. I don’t think he believed me when I told him my name was GloZell – That I had a Father named Ozell and a sister named DeOnZell. I can understand that.

Denzel talked about remembering the people who inspire you. Jay inspires me. I guess I should go back to the comedy clubs. I can’t be worst than Michael Richards.

Everyone, please forgive Michael Richards, he made us laugh on "Seinfeld" for years.

Catherine O’Hara talked about her new movie "For your Consideration". Jay always says something good about everyone’s movie. I’m not sure if he watches any of them. She had on the oddest combination. A black and yellow dress, with black fishnet stockings…Let’s work on that. She’s not that bad looking, but she was a little washed out. My suggestions are darker lipstick, a little more on the eyes, and never wear that dress again. Catherine talked about how her family all had lice. I bet her kids and husband are a little embarrassed, and no one shows up to their house for Thanksgiving. After the show we got a turkey baster with "For your Consideration" on it. Thanks.

Kid Rock is pointless with Jerry Lee Lewis, and without his wife, Pamela Anderson. Who thinks of these combos?

Mrs. Claire said, "I thought Jerry Lee was dead"? I said, "He might be". He was so old looking, and his hands were just shaking over the piano keys. Then he started to jam, he still has it! He just had to find it.

J.C. is a talented DJ and told me about a senior citizen lesbian party he just worked. I didn’t know what to say about that. I guess even senior lesbians have to party sometime. Hey, maybe in a few more years you can DJ for Ellen. They were kind enough to drive me back to my car, and gave me a T-shirt! What a great family.


Remember, A family that Jay’s together stays together…


Love Ya,

GloZell

GloZell’s reaching for Moore…

Congratulations to Katie (An incredible page) who got a very high paying job at "The WB", with awesome benefits. You will be missed. Take care don’t spend all that money in one place. Katie’s last day is next Wednesday.

In the NBC lobby I hear that Charlie Dan (The mysterious page) is the ultra winner of Uno amongst all NBC pages.

A guy asked me to find out what time is the 2:00 tour? We get all types at NBC.

Hal Sparks was on the guest list and was chilling in the lobby. I got a picture with him. (You can touch me). I like most TV stars.

Bob the warm up comedian tripped while he was picking at a couple in the audience.
(Okay, I’m reaching; it was a regular day. I have to write something.)

Five blonde Biology teachers sat in the front row, and laughed so hard when Jay said turducken. It’s a chicken stuffed in a duck stuffed in a turkey.

Guests:

Demi Moore was flawless. Her skin looks great. She talked about how well her ex, Bruce, and her present husband, Ashton, gets along. Her dress was short, and she kept trying to pull it down. Did she not know it was short when she bought it? (Still reaching.)

Ron Livingston was handsome, that’s about it.

Chris Cornell (The musical guest) has nice blue eyes, and die-hard fans. (Ha, I said die hard…remember Bruce Willis was in…oh, forget it)



Remember, don’t count your turkeys before they hatch… still reaching...


Love Ya,

GloZell

GloZell's strange day with Jay...

In the NBC lobby, Kate (a page) told me my lips looked good. (New lipstick… yea for me.) I was going to tell her that I could see her blue bra with white flowers through her white shirt, but after her comment, it was to Brokeback for me.

I start work on Tuesday at a spa in Burbank. I am reminded of that old Negro spiritual. "Paid at last paid, paid at last. Thank God almighty I’m paid at last!"

It’s a strange day.

I have a folding chair that a security guard named Toni left for me! To use when I wait outside before going to the studio. Two hot blondes that I recognize from the day when there were several Playboy models in the audience. They looked like a mother daughter team. The mother is prettier. (Why do I sidetrack?) I overhear them say that they hope they get seats in the front like last time because they are blonde and sexy, then they giggled. (It took my all, not to upchuck) To top it all off, the daughter was in my seat. The nerve.

FUN FACT: My boyfriend worked for Playboy for over seven years. He wrote three movies for them and they bought all three. (Don’t tell my mother.)

In the studio, I looked across the room and saw a security guard I have never seen before. I could tell he had the worst toupee ever. Does this guy think he is Andrew? The on stage security guard AKA "The Hair". I think not buster.

The toupee guard comes closer and I realize that it’s not a toupee and it’s a woman. I just have one word… earrings.

Then I see the blondes back in the same seats as before… How nice.

When I sat down, A.J. asks," Do you work here?" I said what makes you think that? He said you look like a person of authority. Then he asked if I was a comedian studying the "Tonight Show with Jay Leno" in order to understand the comings and goings of a talk show with hopes of having my own? A.J. was like a double nort seven (007). I told him this was the first time someone ever interviewed me here.

Jay comes out and instead of the usual picture taking, the audience asked strange questions? Like Jay, what are you doing for Thanksgiving? He said "Eating turkey". Jay is that really coffee in your coffee cup? Jay said, "No it’s crack". Jay were you invited to TomKat’s wedding? No, I hate to go to weddings. (He is going to have to go to mine because I’m going to get married on "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno", my boyfriend better read this! He’s got till 2009)

Kate says to me, this audience is asking the strangest questions, and I agreed. (I bet you don’t care, you're probably stuck on the Playboy stuff, huh?)

When Bob the warm up comedian comes out, a lady tells him he smells good. Another lady runs down to the stage, kneels and begs for a "Tonight Show with Jay Leno" gift. I think Bellevue is empty today.

Guests:

Kate Winslet was very beautiful and has a Jaguar and a horse named after her.

If I say Johnson’s Diner on television, I get something named after me. How does GloZell’s Collard Greens sound? Or GloZell’s Green salad.

Wilmer Valderrama was cute and told how he went from eating dinner every other day to buying his parents a house. The American dream.

The musical guest was Buddy Guy, a blues singer. Kevin (The bandleader) was in awe of him. Before Buddy’s performance Kevin walked across the stage and sat on a stool and watched him play. I keep picturing Kevin, as a child, listening to all of the great musicians, dreaming of the day when he’s considered a great. Kevin hugged Buddy after the show. Buddy’s drummer looked like Ruben Studdard from American Idol.

When everyone was leaving, Bob, the warm up comedian, was talking to the mother, daughter team. (I am so surprised! Hey, Bob, try looking into their eyes, once in awhile.)

I was waiting for the light to change, in order to leave the NBC lot. I was jamming to my gospel music. Cars were blowing at me, I was thinking these people are nuts, I’m not going to run a red light. Cars started to go around me. I’m just singing along. Finally Mr. Beam (the head man over the NBC pages) came over to my car and said, "GloZell the light is broken, you are going to have to run it". I felt so stupid I had been sitting there for seven minutes. Thanks Mr. Beam.

It truly was a strange day.

Remember, People are strange… When you're a stranger...


Love ya,

GloZell

GloZell and Cirque Du Sol-Jay...

In the NBC Lobby was Michelle, her parents and friends. Michelle is a muscular and talented performer for Cirque Du Soleil. She was saying how tired the group was from partying and being up so late. John, the one who balances on one hand on the car has an hangover. Michelle’s are very close with her parents and has a little girl. Michelle’s mother thinks she is hot stuff. Her mother has had plastic surgery done to her face and chest. (Asian people don’t have large breasts, and she is a grandmother) her mother looked a little artificial with the clef chin and her lips bigger than mine, but she still looked good. Hey fight getting old all of the way.

My attention quickly turned to two ladies who could easy be actresses, or models, Brenda and Irina. I wasn’t surprised when Brenda kept saying how hungry she was, all models are hungry. She just stared at the vending machine, Irina was trying to read what was in the machine - but couldn’t read it, so I told her "It says rich and creamy cookies."

They had a British accent. It was light and pretty, so I knew they grew up around educated people. (I’ve performed in London England and froze my nickers off) Finally the hungry one Brenda found some money and bought chips for her, and a yogurt granola bar for Irina. Irina stated it’s strange how Americans eat their crisps. They were not only very beautiful and nice but geniuses. Brenda and Irina will be doctors in six weeks. They are finishing their residency program up at Cedars-Sinai Hospital.

I also met Alexander Lee Rentovich - a car nut. He has eternal VIP tickets to "The Tonight Show" as long as Jay is hosting. In 1993 Mrs. Pauline Rentovich (Alex’s mother) sent for ticket to show two months before they were to go. Mr. and Mrs. Rentovich and their son arrived very early to get front row seats. They told all of their friends to watch because they were going to shake Jay’s hand and be on television.

They were not in the front row, and Mrs. Pauline was mad. So, when Jay came out she asked why? Jay told her that the front row people sent for tickets in advance. Mrs. Pauline politely pulled out her letter stating that she applied for tickets two months ago. She hit Jay with the envelope. Jay felt badly went to the Greenroom gave them a tray with all kinds of snacks and drinks, so they can enjoy the rest of the show. That’s a big deal because no one is allowed to eat in the studio.

This was the first year Alexander came by himself. His parents are too old to travel. He told me it feels strange being here without my folks; it’s like missing my right and left arm. What a story, and what a great memory to have.

In the studio, I sat next to the no longer hungry, Brenda and Irina. They didn’t seem to care who was on the program. I told them it’s going to be fun, just wait. I helped them get a picture with Jay and they laughed during the whole show. I felt great about that.

Two blonde sports models with the worst hair extensions I have ever seen in my life, took a picture with Jay. Jay had on my favorite tie, orange and blue. (Go Gators!)

Jamie Lee Pressly announced that she was four months pregnant. (She was showing pretty good, that’s going to be a big baby boy)

Bear Grylls the "Adventurer" was so good looking until he showed how to survive the jungle by drinking the liquid from elephant droppings.

Cirque Du Soleil did a piece from their show "The Beatles, Love". The white guys were dressed like they were in the 70’s and the black guys were dressed like they belong in one of Mark Twain’s books. They didn’t even have a shirt! Who dressed that show Buckwheat? Oh, tay Jay! Black people had clothes in the 70’s


Remember, love is all you need...


Love ya,

GloZell

IL GloZell and the Boys…

In the lobby of NBC, I met Mandy, Martha, Marlene and Kathleen from Rothwalk, Riverside area of California. They were going to see "The Ellen DeGeneres Show". Their beautiful mother recently passed away. When Mandy comes home from work Ellen is on, and makes her feel better. Mandy enjoys the close relationship Ellen has with her mother. One day she decided to put on shorts and a tank top without undergarments, and dance with Ellen when she came on. Mandy’s heart started pounding too fast and she felt like she was having a heart attack. Mandy called 911 and her house was filled with Firemen and the Police. She went to the hospital and they asked her "What was she doing before she fell ill?" she told them, I was dancing with Ellen. Martha got Ellen tickets for her family. Mandy and her family said they want to go to the Tonight show with me, one day soon.

There’s a guy applying to work for NBC who looks like a child molester. He had that glass eyed look, and probably had a Barbie in his bag.

Then I met Bo Rothschild a Taiko Drummer, whose brother is hair stylist to the stars, on sunset at the Alex Roldan Salon. Bo’s son plays guitar for Sarah Mclachlan, and her other son raps. She was accompanying her neighbor Lalli Locke, a Diplomatic Interpreter from Kenya, who speaks seven languages and has poor eyesight.

They have had the worst of fortune. Lalli was driving and got stuck, because it started to rain and she couldn’t see. Their flight was delayed, and the hotel was booked for the wrong day. So, they were in the NBC lobby with luggage. Bo told me of her many homes and success. Lalli Lock was thankful that I was willing to lock their bags in my car until after the Tonight Show. She also wanted to know if her hair was too poofy. Right when I was headed out to my car with one of the bags, Mr. Beam said that NBC security would look after it. Thank you Mr. Beam! I even called my boyfriend and asked him if they could stay at his place. He said "GloZell I don’t care to have strangers in my home, when I’m not going to be there"… I can get carried away.

An international clogger got a chance to dance and get a "Tonight Show T-shirt" (Of course, she was blonde)

During one of the breaks, Ms. Vicky was playing the gourd, and asked one of the audience members to play it, and the lady fell. Vicky felt badly. (The lady was okay, and I laughed.)

The guest were Rachel Weisz, who was nice. Nick Cannon was cute (I use to see him all the time at the comedy clubs doing stand up, he was good.)

IL Divo, was IL deliciouso, they were good looking and sounded amazing. They were hot - even the one with the Superman curl. And if you listen closely tonight, it sounds like they’re singing "GloZell… GloZell…"

"Does this impress Ed Asner" was interesting, a lady folded herself into a dishwasher. She impressed him.

Remember; Mother was right, always wear clean underwear…


Love ya,

GloZell

GloZell and the Rolling Stone…

Thanks Mr. Beam, and staff for putting my name on the list this week.

It’s my three-month anniversary, my boyfriend and I am going to eat Italian tonight. Jay Leno is Italian.

In the lobby was this woman with more eye make-up than Tammy Faye, and bright orange poofy hair. It looked like cotton candy. Her eyebrows were dyed orange, and she had orange lipstick on. This lady (If she was really a lady) was dressed all in black and was very pale. Her black jeans were so tight she had plumber’s crack going on. To make things worse, she was wearing clear plastic high heels. Her head rocked like Katharine Hepburn to the point you can hear her earrings jingle. She was a slap mess. I should be able to do Tonight Show make over’s. She looked like Texas Mafia.

Welcome new NBC pages. The pages are more diverse looking this time. Their is a very tall guy named Andre, an Indian or Mexican looking girl with thick eyebrows named Frida, and a good-looking Asian guy named Lee. It’s hard to find a good-looking Asian guy. Good-looking Asian women are easy to find, just ask my ex.

Sharon Stone still got it going on. Sharon has a hot body and was working some beautiful pink open toe heels with diamonds around the ankle. Jay was flirting with her the whole time.

Patricia Arquette is funny and cute. I guess she doesn’t mind the way her teeth look. I know she has made enough money to get them fixed. That’s right girl, don’t give in to Hollywood standards! Patricia talked about how her husband purposed to her. They were watching a silent movie and the waiter in the movie was her man. He held up cards that said" Patricia, will you marry me?

My boyfriend Richard and I can get married on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Our Pastor, Bob Bock and Jay Leno can marry us. Raven Simone’ can be my Matron of Honor, and my Opera singing sister DeOnzell and Dolly Parton can sing!

FUN FACT; Pastor Bob married one of our church members Bill Hayes, to his wife on the set of " Day’s of Our Lives" over 20yrs ago, and they are still married. They played husband and wife on the show and were married in real life. (Bill also wrote the song, Daniel Boone.)

Years later we can have children named JayZell and LenoZell… I’m a genius!

Vince Gill was the musical guest. He had just as many people in his band as in the audience. Okay, he had 14 people besides him playing along. At least 8 were unnecessary. They sounded good!

Ms. Vicky, Kevin, and Smitty (band members) took time to say hi to some old senile audience members. One of them decided during Jay monologue to get up and shake Kevin’s hand. Jay had to stop and ask "What was going on"?

After the show, one guy kissed Ms. Vicky on the head, (That’s when she left) and another one was passing out cards to get soup on Friday. He gave me a card and told me that Mary Hart loves his soup, and that Friday is Clam Chowder day. Where else can a sister have this much fun everyday! Wait! It gets better.

To top it off, Ms. I want to be Tammy Faye Lucy fell down on her arse. (Sound it out) Right in front of me. She was rolling trying to get up. (God wants me to talk about these things) I asked her if she need any help - she sharply said "No" I told Dan (a page who flirts with hot girls and has an nice foreign car) that she fell, and I stepped over her. It’s a good thing I’m tall, it took a big step because her hair was very high.

Remember, to follow your basic instincts…


Love Ya,

GloZell

GloZell and her Playboy Connection…

In the lobby, I ran into J.C. and his beautiful family. I met J.C. months ago, at "The Tonight Show". J.C. has a radio show in New York and loves fast cars, especially Corvettes. His wife Donna remembered me from the last time and said she liked my hair. (I told her it was a weave) J.C., Donna and the two children Dex and Brittney had a great time at the Tonight Show. I hope to see them again.

I must look like someone who works at NBC because this guy walks up to me and asked, "Where do I place a complaint"? This guy was ticked off. He had been waiting for two hours to get his show tickets, with his wife and two kids. You have to be 16 yrs. old to go to The Tonight Show. He didn’t have I.D. for the two boys. Mr. Beam informed him that you must have I.D. for the kids. The guy told me in New Jersey 16 year olds don’t need I.D., so they didn’t have any. I told the guy rules are rules and there is a suggestion box in the lobby.He said that the complaint was how Mr. Beam seemed to enjoy telling him to go away. (Mr. Beam has a lot to do.) He pouted around for a few minutes and then they left.

Great day for Andrew AKA "The Hair" the on stage security guard, their were a lot of hot girls in the audience for him to flirt with today. He can’t help it, he’s Irish

One of the blondes who got a chance to take a picture with Jay and dance to get a T-shirt is a Playboy centerfold. Her issue will be out in February, with a lot of air brushing. She and her friends were in town for a party at the Playboy mansion.

FUN FACT: I GloZell Green have taught Kendra, one of Hugh Hefner’s girlfriends and one of the stars of the show "Girls Next Door", filmed at the Playboy Mansion.

I sat next to Shannon, a beautiful, natural redhead and her fine bald boyfriend Brian. Brian is the brother to John K. one of the best assistant writers on "The Tonight Show’. Shannon was nice, she stated that it was very smart of me to write everyday and that she admires people like me. Brian you better marry her.

Jay asked us all to stand to acknowledge the Purple Heart military men who were in the audience. Happy Veteran’s Day!

I got great seats today again, I’m spoiled.

Emmitt Smith danced; his wife was in the audience. His wife is so beautiful, she is a light skinned black woman with green eyes, and I would be surprised if she is over 110 pounds. Mrs. Smith use to be Mrs. Martin Lawrence. You know the guy from the movie Big Mamma’s House. She travels in the right circles. She gets her weave done at E.Charles, and it looks real. She is a very nice person.

Somebody please teach Lindsay Lohan how to sit in a short dress. I think she wanted us to see her secrets. Her voice was so raspy; she needs to stop smoking. Her dressed looked awful on her. She was going for Marilyn Monroe look, but it was a Merry Mess.

Army of Anyone was the musical guest, they were loud.

Bob, the warm up comedian, told the group from Playboy to wait for him after the show. I bet he’s making sure he’s on the list for the party tonight.

Remember, Be a lady in the streets…


Love ya,

GloZell

Glo Speed Racer Glo…

Today I got a yellow ticket. I felt that maybe Mr. Beam made a mistake. The little yellow ticket means you get to go straight into the studio and sit in VIP section. The pages usually look out for me, and seat me in the VIP section when there is room. Today was different I got a yellow ticket. That means I didn’t have to make sure I was at the front of the line. I was a VIP, thanks Mr. Beam!

I sat next to Lance S. He creates, constructs, and restores historical vintage sport cars. He has driven a car up to 200 miles per hour. How cool is that? He was with five other car guys. They were in town to go to the Peterson Automotive Museum. The Museum was honoring a famous race car driver. They got the Tonight Show tickets from Peter. They ended up having lunch at the same café Martha Stewart was at, before the show.

Peter and Jay go way back. One day when Jay was doing stand up in Albany New York, there wasn’t that many people in the club that night, so Jay asked every one to come up front. Peter didn’t, and Jay started to heckle him. Jay asked Peter what does he do for a living. Peter said I’m a graphic designer for Shelby Automotive Club. The rest is history.

Lance quit his job two years ago to follow his dream of racing vintage sports cars. I told him I wish I could get paid to come to the "Tonight Show", meet and write about people’s lives. Lance said this is America, if you want to do something find a way.

During the show someone’s cell phone rang, the guy was handicapped and couldn’t get to the phone, so quick Kate (a page) was on the job, grabbed the phone and took it out of the studio.

Steve, one of the guys who was with Lance and Peter, was chosen to dance and win a Tonight Show T-shirt. They played "Beat it" which was interesting, I have never heard them play Michael Jackson before. Steve was a hit. For a straight laced white guy who is into cars, he can dance.

Borat was the wildest guest ever on the show. The women were going wild, and he received two standing ovations. He was rude and degrading to women, Jews, gays, and animals. The audience loved him. Kevin and Vicky (band members) didn’t.

It was pointless for Martha Stewart to be on the show today. She tried to teach Borat to make a bed.

Damien Rice was the musical guest. His music was simple.

After the show, Michael DeLorenzo, the hot guy from that old show, "New York Undercover" was there. The one who was on the show "Fame" and was one of the gang members in the video "Beat It" by Michael Jackson. I met him at a party… he’s a freak. I wonder what the connection to him and "The Tonight Show" is? He looked good. He has lost some weight and found a gym. Time changes things, if this were 1990 all the ladies would have been fighting to get to him. 2006 ladies are fighting for Borat.

Remember, You can't get lost, if you're driving on the right road...


Love ya,

GloZell

Glowie,Taxi, Katie, Kristy and Vicki…

For November 8th, 2006 – the server was down so I couldn’t post on time.

Happy birthday to my sister DeOnzell LaFran Green!

Candy (a page) has a new cute hairstyle.

The Show was one of the funniest ever. The tribute to the Fruitcake Lady was one of the funniest things ever.

Katie is back from celebrating her birthday in Florida, where she got reacquainted with her old boyfriend. Good old Katie, always looking hot. Today she was wearing a red sweater with black pants and heeled boots. It’s official Katie has been mentioned in my blog more than anyone. I have to start giving out awards.

Also, in the lobby is a girl who could learn a lot from Katie. She was wearing low rider jeans, with no behind. We all were forced to see the remnants of what appears to be drawers, every time she got up. Katie help her.

I met Mary C. from the company Proctor and Gamble, the group was doing a team building activity and decided to come to the Tonight Show. That’s better than those stupid name games I had to play at work. One lady in the group was from South America, and freaked when she saw the Cheetoes in the machine. She said they don’t sell them in her country. She also asked me where a Krispy Kream was, I told her and she was so happy. I will never look at Cheetoes the same. God Bless America - Land of the best junk food!

In the studio, thanks to Charlie Dan and Tati, I got very good seats today. I sat next to two very nice men. One was Ed Antonio from New York, who is a successful conductor and pianist. He has been happily married to an amazing woman for 10yrs. Ed said he enjoys New York. He gets more for his money as far as homes go.

The other young man was Casey Greer, who has been married to his beautiful wife for a year. Casey is a Music Supervisor and works with Ed Antonio on several of his compositions. They were both in town for the Taxi convention. Taxi is a large organization that deals with all aspects of music for film and television.

I’m blessed everyday to sit next to such great people.

Katie introduced me to her mother. Katie’s mother is beautiful and you can tell where Katie gets her gusto. Kristy (Katie’s mother) was determined to get a picture with Jay, so she just walked on stage. I like her style, if you want something go for it!
Jay was so wonderful, he had Katie come on stage and take the picture with them.

Police Officer C. came over to me and asked if I have ever danced to get a Tonight show T-shirt. I told him I have been to over 60 shows and not once have I been picked for a T-shirt. Officer C. told me next time he was here, he was going to choose me to go on stage and get a T-shirt. Finally someone to come to my aid.

One of the guests was Ellen DeGeneres, who was funny as always. (Fun Fact, I was on the Ellen show, 1st season on her12th day of Christmas show)

Fred Willard has been a guest on the tonight Show 80 times and they gave him a trophy that looked like Jay Leno. I want a trophy on my 80th show. Fred looked like an old school Pimp in his all purple suit with matching thick purple socks.

Tony Bennett sang a song he sang in 1962, on The Tonight Show, 10 years before I was born. What a great thing it is to come to the show and see all the greats.

Ms. Vicky (band member) let me play with her musical gourd during one of the breaks. I was so surprised! For some reason, I always thought maybe she didn’t like me. I’ve seen her mouth "…that girls keeps coming back everyday."

Vicky took a picture with Tony Bennett after the show; it’s nice to see celebrities become fans. (Plus, the man is 80yrs. old. She probably figured this might be her last time to get one)

One day Jay is going to have me travel to visit the people I have met at the Tonight Show in their hometown. That will be great.

My last blog may be on Dec. 29th, due to the fact the person who puts me on the guest list everyday is leaving NBC. Can anybody help a sister get connected on the list?

Remember; for every obstacle - there is a solution…


Love Ya,

GloZell

GloZell and Delicious Love...

In the ice-cold studio of The Tonight Show, I sat next to a great couple. They are visiting from Rochester, Michigan (Near Detroit) and are going to see The Reagan Museum tomorrow. They want to see Air Force one. John and Jill Putnam (how cute). Jill is a head honcho at Buick and her company built one of Jay’s "One of a kind sports cars". John works for GM (I don’t think that’s the same company, I don’t know a thing about cars.)

They have been married for six happy years. (That’s three years better than me, you go J&J.) John grew up in Mississippi, and we chatted about getting in trouble in the south. How our grandmas would ask us to go and get a switch off the tree, and if you got a small one, she would pull down the tree and beat you with that. We came to the conclusion that we have the same Grandma.

John did well for himself. His wife is pretty, successful and had a large diamond on. Jill had a very pretty wedding set on. (The nail on her right thumb was chipped. Girlfriend, if you’re going to wear that kind of ice, on your hand, you got to get that fixed.)

Jill has a great personality. She told me I could call her, Delicious (Jill is going to kill me for telling you that.) John said, that would make him Flavor Flave… I meet all types at the show.

John loves television, and he named their Golden Retriever, Frasier Crane Putnam. I love that. But I don’t think I could name my dog Jay Leno.

I told them which girls the crew was going to pick out to dance, in order to get a Tonight Show T-shirt. (I have been to over 60 shows and have never been picked to get a T-shirt.) They pick young, bouncy blondes, one old guy and lady - and one random person. It’s still funny watching them dance. I refuse to buy a T-shirt, when the Anderson, Hilton, Smiths, hop their happy behinds on the stage and get one for free. GloZell shall over come! Why not? I am a Negro spiritual… I have a dream that I will be in the front of the T-shirt line. (I know you security guards read this…)

Jill leaned over to me, and said, "You’re right, they picked every girl you said".

Next to us was an old guy with a hot young blonde, and of course just like I said, she was picked. Her sugar daddy was so proud.

The audience was small but lively, not all of the seat was filled.

Courtney Love was very entertaining. You could tell she has been on some strong drugs for a long time. Courtney Love swears she is off of them now. When you hear her story of how she was a prostitute in Japan and the age of 13, and how she just doesn’t want to deal with the pain of her past, I realized she’s not crazy… Well, I understand how she came to be that way, I will look at her like the human she is, and how good she has done for herself though it all. We all have a cross to bear.

Brad Garrett, the 6ft.8 1/2 actor from the show" Everybody loves Raymond", was so funny. I didn’t know that he was a comedian. He kept everyone laughing including the cameramen. Brad included Courtney in his conversation and he was a hit. His new show "Till Death" might not make it, but he will. Did you know, Brad is Jewish and not Italian? Yes ladies and gentlemen, Jewish people can be that tall.

The band OK GO was energetic and a very talented band, and I love their video.

The Putnam’s told me if I was ever in their neck of the woods, doing comedy, or something, to let them know.

I think Jay should send me to visit with the people I have met at his show in their hometown.

On my way out, I ran into the person who gets me on the guest list everyday. I was informed that her job would be over Dec. 29th. (NBC is laying off 700 people)
And sadly, my rein as Jay’s number one fan will be over. I have enjoyed my moment in time.

Remember, Love that is not madness is not love…


Love ya,

GloZell

GloZell’s Oscar Speech (Special Saturday Edition)…

I would like to thank my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

My mother, Gloria R. Green, who is always happy to hear my voice, worries all the time for me, who supports my zany ideals and gives me money.(Many people say they wish you well, but when people give you money, they really believe in you and I thank God everyday for her).

My father the Late Dr. Ozell Green who use to drive me to so many auditions. Who got a chance to see me do what I want to do. (Make people laugh through clean comedy). Who provided me with stories that will out last time. Who was a great provider, and proud man. Who never acted like, or believed he was handicapped in any way. Who caused me to be the strong, stubborn person I am.

My sister DeOnzell Green, who sings like an angel. Even though we were never really close growing up, she is, and will always be my only sister. I do believe she understands and tolerates me more, now that she has grown up. (I might not ever grow up) I have never told her that I love her, and she has never told me, but I do, but we seem to have an understanding.

My boyfriend Richard, who never said it was stupid to go to The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, everyday. Listens to me talk about the show, everyday. He helps me with my blog, everyday. He thinks I’m beautiful. Thank you Richard. You share everything with me including your friends. You are a gift from God.

Al Lewis, who helped me get my first teaching job in California and other jobs.

Luis Oliart, who plays the guitar like no other and graciously allows me to play with him.

Diane O’Brian, who proves everyday you can be kind to people, and raise great children in California... When I had nowhere to go for the holidays, you always included me with your wonderful family. The food was always great.

D. Jenkins, who put me on the list everyday to the Tonight Show with Jay Leno.

Mrs. Sherri Izzard, who is musical inspiration. I learn so much just being around her.

The Advent Theatre, for casting me in my first play here in California which allowed me to meet Richard. (Though I didn't think he was that nice at the time... He got better.)

My whole Church family at First Christian Church of North Hollywood, for helping me develop my talents.

Mr. Jay Leno, for proving you can be a great, and decent person, and still make it to the top. And for not having me kicked out of the studio, after sixty shows...

Oprah, for being a strong woman who gives back.

Mr. Beam, and all the nice pages at NBC, and Andrew, AKA "The hair" the on stage security guard at The Tonight Show for their kindness.

All the wonderful people in the audience, who I have met at the show, and who have shared their stories, prayed for me, read my blog and left comments.

David Kaufman, who featured me on his hit song "COMMA".

Nancy Lynxwiler, (I know I spelled it wrong… sorry,) for keeping in touch and listening to all my wild stories in L.A.

My Mother Dear, Jessie Green (My father’s mother) who keeps looking for me on T.V. - Such pressure, but she believes I will be on it one day.)

My Auntie Mary Elliot, who when ever we need her, she is always there. (She makes a great mexican meat pie)

Ms. J. Saunders, who always knows where there’s a good sale, and was my fathers friend. He would always talk about your good cooking at Jones High School. Also, your daughter who keeps everyone in the loop, and always provides great tickets to all the society events.

Mr. and Mrs. Carter, who through music, fried fish, the best hush puppies, and all the fixins. Always makes me feel great. You are my friends and family. Thank you all for being good company for my mom, while my journey keeps me in L.A.

Ms. Naomi Bell, one of the friendly faces at the Mount Olive AME. So many things have changed; it’s nice to know you haven’t. I feel the same for Mr. C. Ryam the other Green’s Mary Smith, and Hazel Williams.

Ms. Bangs, who every year types out my speech, so the children ot Tangelo Park Elementary School can learn it.

All my family: The Robinsons, Hall’s, Green’s, Lester’s, Lewis’s, and Floyd’s.

The University of Florida (go Gators!) Luther High , and Trinity Lutheren Elemetary School.

Delta Sigma Theata Sorority.

Raven-Symone’

Dolly Parton

The cast of the Soap opera, Passions and Days of Our Lives.

Mount Olive AME. Church Orlando Fla.
St. Mark AME, Orlando Fla.
Mt. Avery Missionary Baptist Church, Orlando Fla.
First Christian Church of North Hollywood
Anyone who has read all of this.

I do realize that the music will start way before I finish my speech. Everyone should have an Oscar speech just in case.

Remember, you can create you own Oscar moments.

Love ya,

GloZell

GloZell Is Mad At Jay, But Shirley Is Not…

In the NBC lobby a bag of chips are stuck in the vending machine.

Charlie Dan with his need for Ho Ho’s hopes that his ho’s will knock the chips down and he will be up by one. But the Ho Ho’s fell, and the chips are stayed stuck… Sorry Charlie.

In the line, I tell, the page, Irish Beck, congratulations on her successful interview, dealing with her music.

A young lady bought Cheetoes, that knocked the chips, and she got two. I told her congratulations.

My friend Shirley from my church (First Christian Church of North Hollywood) is here. ready to have fun at "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno".

Tim Allen also goes to our church.

Jay forgot my picture! I asked him on Wednesday if I could take a picture because I knew Shirley was coming. He said yes, and then he forgot!

I was so mad. I should have asked Andrew, the on stage security guard, AKA "The Hair" to remind Jay about my picture.

Jay and the staff are so nice. Who do I think I am to be mad at him? I guess for a moment I thought was special, I got a dose of reality today.

I could be wasting my time by coming to show everyday, but wouldn’t it be cool if something great happened for me by coming to see such a great person as Jay everyday. That’s the problem with a dreamer you have to know when to wake up.

I also sat next to Minister Chuck Henson, one of the ministers from First Baptist church of Farmington, Missouri. Minister Chuck told the congregation to watch the show tonight, because they might be able to see him and his wife in the audience. They wore bright red, the color of their favorite baseball team.

Minister Chuck quickly became embarrassed, when Jay ended up making so many jokes about that Baptist minister from Colorado Springs. That Minister had to resign from the largest evangelical ministry foundation, because he allegedly payed a male prostitute for favors, over the course of a few years. Minister Chuck kept saying, " I told the entire church to watch… Of all the days to come to the Tonight Show".

I started to feel better. I only messed up with one person from my church He had his whole congregation watching. Still, Shirley and I had a great time. She is so much fun. We danced during every break. Shirley works for Universal and will be leaving to work for theWB. She feared that her job is one of the 700 layoffs that will be happening this year at NBC/Universal, so she found another one. She is going to try to come back to the Tonight Show one more time before she changes over. The next time we will get a picture with Jay. Ether way I know we will have a good time.

The guests were Russell Crowe with his hot Aussie accent, Rachael Ray, who didn’t give the audience a cookbook, and cute musical guest, Kellie Pickler, who had on the sexiest blue dress and red high heels .

Remember, you can’t stay mad at someone who was going to do you a favor. Their heart is in the right place… Though their memory isn’t always…


Love ya,

GloZell

Oh Lord, GloZell, is Jay going to stay?...

In the NBC lobby, Ben (a page) is rocking the vending machine because his M&M’s are stuck. Ben asks for help but no one moves. Then he bumps it again and down comes his peanut M&M’s and he says "sweet victory!" The lobby cheered.

When Mr. Beam (The MAN of the pages) was making his announcement for everyone to line up, I got a dime from under the machine. (It might be Ben’s)

Danny walked us over today. I found him friendlier than I thought he was. I use to think he was a snob. Danny was very cool today.

Thanks to Lil Kimber, (a page) who gave me great seats today!

It seems like Ricky is doing well on his assignment; I hope he gets a great job after his year is up as a page.

I wonder what Jay is going to do when his contract is up? I’ve been hearing so many things. The latest is that Conan is going to take over the Tonight Show and if NBC breaks the contract, they will have to give him 40 million dollars. That’s crazy! NBC doesn’t have that kind of money to break contracts. Jay only makes 15 million a year.

A little birdie told me that Jay loves what he does and plans on going to another net work, when his time is up. Am I dedicated to the Jay Leno or NBC? Why we all just can’t get along? It would be funny if Jay stays in California, and I follow him wherever he goes. Ok, that’s a little much. I might retire from the Tonight Show after my 100th show or when Jay retires. I don’t know. If nothing comes from what I’m doing, then I’ve wasted my time. If something comes from it, like a job, then it was worth it and the people who think I’m crazy will think I’m a genius. Only time will tell.

In the studio, I ended up sitting next to ministers from Texas. Praise the Lord! They were cool. They were from Wylie’s First Baptist Church in Wylie, Texas. They minister to students. Minister Derek Draper is a big Tonight Show fan, and was asking me questions during the beaks. It was fun putting all my Tonight Show knowledge to the test. I told the truth…WY lie…ha ha ha.

On my other side, were Tony’s father, (Tony, the security guard) and his friend Tom. Tom asked questions about what I was writing, and how do I get in everyday. You know the usual. Tony’s father was pretty quiet, until Bob the comedian came out. T’s father said hey that’s my friend. I was shocked, I said are you taking about Bob? He said yes and that Bob is a very nice fellow. That’s the first time I’ve heard that. It was good to hear something good about Bob. Let’s give Bob another chance to be a nice guy.

On the show, Penelope Cruz was cute but I thought her dress was too tight. (None of the men seemed to notice) I also noticed that her right shoulder was lower than her left. Being a Master Massage Therapist, I know I can fix her.

John Stamos was cute.

Weird Al Yankovic was great! He sung his hit " White and Nerdy". I sang along with him. (Yes I know the words, my boyfriend has the album… and yes, my boyfriend is both white, and nerdy)

Remember, the truth shall set you free! Wy.. lie. (I know, I should have stopped after the first time. I’m just too black and ghetto.)


Love ya,

GloZell

GloZell Wonders If Their Is Hope For Bob?…

In the NBC lobby Irish Beck (A page) was getting ready for her musical adventure that is to take place tomorrow at 11:oo am, I wish you well.

Naomi (another page) introduced me to her mother, Aunt and friends. It was good to see Naomi having a good time. She has had a hard time lately, so it was great seeing her with a big smile. Naomi is one of the sweetest people one could ever meet.

Her mother and Aunt are from Las Vegas, by way of Iran. They looked like twins. They even dressed alike.

Naomi’s family got a chance to take a picture with Jay, and were so happy. Naomi’s aunt thinks Jay Leno is hot… She has great taste in men.

I was sitting on the back row with Naomi’s friends. The guy works at Bubba Gump shrimp restaurant at Santa Monica Beach. If you ever go there just ask for medium Andy (They have three). I was thinking to myself, I have never sat in the back before, but that’s ok. I have had so many great seats in the past. Thank you, NBC angel because all of a sudden Irish Beck moved us to better seats.

I got a chance to ask Jay if I could take a picture with him on Friday? He said, yes. Everyone around me was confused, until Jay announced that I come to the shows everyday. (It’s so nice he notices.)

That’s when Sherri asked me if I came to the Tonight Show everyday? I said yes, and told them about my blog. (I really have to get cards) Sherri is visiting from Louisiana, to see her daughter, Chelsea. She had just moved here to Los Angeles pursue business, and acting at LMU.

Chelsea is a big fan of the musical guest, Regina Spektor. Regina was interesting, unique and reminded me of Alanis Morissete, during her "Jagged Little Pill" days.

Bob, the mean comedian, who makes one thousand dollars a day and only has to "work" fifteen minutes a day, was off the hook, mean, today.

Somehow, a young overweight boy was picked to dance for a T-shirt, Bob told him to get off the stage and go sit back down, we don’t need you. The audience booed Bob, and he let the young guy dance. Also, a lady with a large nose was picked to dance. She had already been through the huddle, had been approved by one of the security guards, was already on the stage, and Bob wouldn’t use her... He even told a security guard to get her off the stage. How mean can you be? She didn’t know why she didn’t get a chance to dance. I was so embarrassed for her. Bob needs Jesus! I’m going to pray for his deliverance. The only reason he has the job is because Jay and Bob went to college together and Jay is too nice of a guy to fire him.


Remember, God don’t like ugly and neither does Bob... But God would still give them a Tonight Show T-shirt… I should get Bob a mirror for Christmas.

Love ya,

GloZell

GloZell Passes the Barr...

In the NBC lobby, I was well received with my Monk costume on. Anita who doesn’t speak to me much asked what am I doing for Halloween? I told her I was going over to my church friend’s house for spaghetti and eyeballs. (I don’t think I impressed her at all.)

Please send get-well wishes to the NBC Ghostbuster, who is still under the weather.

I got a great seat today thanks to Charlie Dan. Sweet!

In the audience a woman with horns coming out of her head, started yelling out "Manson" over and over. Bob, the warm up comedian, told her to stop, she stuck her tongue out at him. Bob threatened to throw her out of the studio. She told him, kiss my _ _ _ but he didn’t hear her.

The page, Lock, was playing peak a boo with the one of the lighting guys. Lock always has fun, and doesn’t come across as rude, which is interesting because she is French.

Roseanne Barr was funny as always, and seemed to be a little tipsy. (Got to love her.) Roseanne said she is not surprised that Tom Arnold got a divorce. That more people should get one, and more people should drink. (Only in America)

Sharon Osbourne was fun and smart. She said, she got implants in her behind. During the breaks, Roseanne was asking about it and rubbing on Sharon’s behind to see what her implants felt like.

Marilyn Manson has a huge following; the audience was mainly there for him. They cheered and threw up the devil sign. I rebuked the whole thing.


Remember, friends don’t let friends drink and grope, in front of innocent audience members.

Love Ya,

GloZell

Glo…Glo… Shelia

Welcome back from hiatus "Tonight Show" I missed you!

It was great being back.

Behind the desk in the NBC lobby Sam and Irish Beck (pages) both got hair cuts. Sam’s cut makes him look mature (which is good because he is dating his older hot Japanese tutor), and Irish Beck added layers and highlights. Both looked good.

During the hiatus, Mary called me from England! Mary and I met at the Tonight Show last month, she and her husband are doing well.

During the hiatus I went to Albertson’s, the grocery store, and I saw a man with a "Tonight Show with Jay Leno" T-shirt on, and of course I had to talk to him. It turns out that he works for the show and that he can’t stand the warm up comedian, Bob, who is a jerk. (Not my words but his). He told me that Bob is under a contract and that Jay can’t do anything about it. He also said that a lot of people complain about Bob. He went on to say that some of the guys that were with Justin Timberlake, when he performed the last time on the Tonight Show, didn’t like Bob’s attitude backstage.(I just report what I’m told.)

It was 1:30 and the was news on the TV in the lobby. That didn’t make sense, the show "Days of our Lives" should be on. Another lady agreed that this is not the normal NBC show. I called over the page, Ice, and he turned it to the correct station.

I ended up sitting next to that lady from the lobby, and her husband. They are Chris, and Dave Harrison from Beecher, Illinois. This is a small community with two stoplights, goats, corn and one McDonalds. Mrs. Harrison said if they get a Dunkin’ Donuts she would be flipping happy. I quote "I’d be happier than a pig in poop". That’s right, pigs are happier in poop. Who’d have thought…

Soon after I got to know them, Mr. Beam (who is own way is powerful) moved me to the second row. I thought I would have to lose 30 pounds and get a lift and tuck before that would ever happen. I shook Jay’s hand when he came out.

I sat next to the coolest black girl from Charlotte N.C. We hit it off. If we were at a club, I would be hating, because she is light skin with light eyes and thin. But we are at the Jay Leno show, and she is my friend for and hour. I told her who was going to be picked to take a picture with Jay, and who was going to dance to get a T-shirt. BBB’s "Big Boobed Blondes" and I was right. We laughed and had a great time.

Sheila Jones knows Lamar Carter, the drummer in Carrie Underwood’s band. I went back stage with her and we hugged goodbye. I wished her a safe trip on the red eye back to N.C.

Jay should do a segment, where I visit the people I met at the Jay Leno Show, in their home towns. I’m a genius!

Tim Allen came on and show some hilarious bloopers from "The Santa Clause 3" and Carrie Underwood sang beautifully. I'd mention David Eckstein was on the show, but I'm not really into Baseball.


Remember, pigs may be happy in poop, but guess what I had for dinner?


Love Ya,

GloZell

Glo tonight show this week...

Jay and the Tonight Show is on Hiatus untill October 30th.

I'll see you all back here then.

Remember, to everything there is a season...


Love ya,

GloZell

Trick or Trip. GloZell...

Ben, Ricky, Penelope, and Lock (NBC pages) congratulations on your new assignments!

Ricky told me that two people laughed at his Kevin Federline joke. I don’t think Jay is in jeopardy of loosing his job. It was Kevin isn’t going to sing he is going to stand and count his wife’s money for three minutes… ha, ha, ha.

Candi asked me, what am I going to do during the week long hiatus? I don’t know. The thought makes me sad. I’m going to spend the time with my boyfriend, who puts up with me going to the Tonight Show with Jay Leno, everyday.

In the lobby two guys were talking about how they would love to have one of Jay’s cars. The Ford G.T. or his Corvett in particular.

Lock walked us over to the studio. In the studio I met some great people. Erik, from Long Beach, Shari, from North Dakota, and Jill, from Minnesota. They all knew each other from high school. Erik (sorry if I’m spelling your name wrong) said while he wa in line he over heard two obnoxious girls say how they were going to make cat noises during the show, to get on camera.

Erik pointed them out, and also told us how one of them said they have crabs. (Gross nasty trailer park tricks) Low and behold they started flirting with Andrew, the on stage security guard.( AKA "The Hair") I said, he’s going to tell them how to get a picture with Jay.

Lindsay, Kerri and Amanda who know each other from college, they're all cute blondes, and wanted a picture also. The tricks Erik were talking to me about, all got a picture with Jay. They had the audacity to tell Jay, they were funnier than he was. They told horrible jokes, and wouldn’t leave the stage. The two jokes were; What do you call a cow with no legs?… ground beef. Where does a lady with one leg go to eat?… I Hop. (Well, Ricky… things are looking up for your comedy career.)

It got to the point people started booing them. (Erik started the booing… and I thank you.)

They took up all Jay’s time, and my people couldn’t get picture.

I’m so embarrassed that they are from Florida! (Why am I spending so much time talking about them?)

During one of the breaks, Vicky started singing and tripped… it was funny. (She didn’t get hurt, so you can laugh too… ha!)

Erik told me that Shari liked Michael, the stage manager. I told her he was married, but Erik said she doesn’t care, that’s how she likes them. I think he’s hot also, but he needs to cut his "Ode to the 80’s" long hair, and then he will be extra hot!

Amanda Peet was beautiful and 5 months pregnant. When Jay went to show a clip of her show, his T.V. wouldn’t work. (Maybe the ghost of Johnny…)

John Landis, and the Spiridellis brothers, were funny. John Landis was uncomfortable in the guest chair. It was kind of strange. He was promoting their web sight, Jib Jab.com

The musical guest JoJo was cute and had a good song. John Landis talked to Amanda Peet during the whole song. How rude. JoJo’s top was a cute shade of pink, but it had a slight rip on the right side. (Yes, I noticed.)

Jay made a joke about Jib Jab, JoJo and Jew, Jew. (See Ricky, you do have a chance.)

P.S. Erik wants to be a back-up dancer for Tina Turner…


Remember, jokes are like opinions, everyone has one, and their not all good…


Love ya,

GloZell

GloZell Has Rich Friends…

In the lobby, I heard in a sweet country voice "Are you GloZell?" I said yes, then this lovely lady said "I heard about you from my friend, Rich, yesterday. She went on to say that her sister was on "Wheel of Fortune", and that she and her friends were from Virgina. Rich already told them about me, and to look for me. There was Ashley, Alison, Berry, and John. They guys didn’t get in, but the girls managed to. I instructed them on how to get a picture with Jay got a picture with Jay. Yeah!

The Teddy Bear page, named Ricky, told me a joke: Kevin Federline isn’t going to sing he is just going to count his wife’s money for 3 minutes. (Get it… His wife is Britney Spears… Ok, you had to be there.)

Let’s hope Ricky gets the assignment he wants. Go Ricky!

Tyson and Jerry were flirting with three girls in the studio, who were in high school. They got a chance to take a picture with Jay, but he didn’t stand close to them.

I sat in Mrs. Leno’s seats, behind me was a Psychotherapist who was good friends with Ms. Helga the lady who books Jay’s Vegas gigs. He went on to say how nice Jay was and that there isn’t a nicer guy in the industry. Then he got distracted when the Pussy Cat Dolls video came on the screen. Meow

Sally Field was cute and had a great shape. It would have been better if she had a little tan with that short skirt she had on. I could almost see her Gidget.

The bug man, Ruud Kleinpaste, was nutty and fun. His bugs crawled on Sally and on his face. He said that one day humans will be eating roaches. That’s the day I develop an eating disorder.(No offence Nicole Richie)

Kevin Federline was what he was and that’s all I have to say about him.


Remember, with a little tabasco sauce, everything tastes good!


Love ya,

GloZell

GloZell’s Dreaming of a White Halloween…

In the lobby a guy was saying how he and his wife were getting a divorce, and he told her she could take anything she wanted. He came home one day and he didn’t even have a bed to sleep in. Say what you mean and mean what you say. You tell a woman she can have what she wants… She wants everything.

Ms.Tati is back from Russia with love. (Her fiancé) Strange thing, she got an ear infection and eventually developed a hole in her ear. So make sure you speak up when you speak to her.

Naomi’s eyebrows are beautiful; she gets them done by a big curry smelling woman who is very nice and does great threading work on the brows.

I once got my bikini threaded, and that was the worst pain. It was just a just half a bikini, sort of a "bik" because I couldn’t let her finish. I guess they need to use fishing wire for the ruff stuff.

I met a great guy. His name is Rich Minor and he is so awesome. I felt like I just met a friend. He is a morning jock in Roanoke, Virginia. His show is called "The morning Mess". Jammin’ 106.1 101.7 JJS. Rich was in town with his lovely friend Vicky. (I hope I got her name right)

I told Rich how I come to the show everyday and that I have a blog. He said he was going to attach it to his blog in Virginia, and talk about me on his radio show. COOL

Rich also was going to be on the show "Wheel of Fortune". He’s taping it tomorrow. Watch out for him.

I told rich how to get a picture with Jay, and he and his friend did. I was so happy! I know we will meet again, we just clicked like old pals.

Charlie Dan is under the weather. Please send him healing energy because he is grouchy when he is sick.

I got a good seat today thanks to Kati, (who has been 23 years old for two days), Becky, hole in the ear Tati and of course a special thanks to Mr. Beam who is in charge of all the pages.

The loudest girl in the world was laughing in my ear the whole show. She even passed a note that she wanted to get to Jay. She was in the back row and the note made it down to the stage security guard Andrew A.K.A. "The Hair"

They had to set up for the Mad Scientist David Willey. He was going to blow up things on the stage. Which meant Dr. E actually had work to do today.

Dr. E used to open the curtains for Johnny Carson over twenty years ago. No one knows what he does now; he just kept showing up, for twenty years after his job is gone. He’s got me beat. I work more for the show than he does.
Jay inherited him.

Sarah McLachlan, the musical guest, was great. It’s two weeks before Halloween and she sings a beautiful Christmas song. Funny thing was she didn’t know the words, there was a guy holding cue cards for her. The band looked bored to death but they were very talented and played well.


Remember, Be rich in spirit, and you’ll be rich in life...

Love ya,

GloZell

It’s Schofield nice to be GloZell…

Happy Birthday Kate! She is going to party in Florida. Enjoy your trip, say hi to my mommy!

Charlie Dan wanted to know who was the birdie who told me his dad was a doctor on the show Staring Over…

I was feeling good. It just felt like it was going to be a good show.

Thanks to the Birthday girl, Kate (she’s 23… don’t say I told) I had the best seat I’ve had in a long time.

By the time I sat down, what did my wondering eyes appear? My good laughing partner, Ms. Jeannine Schofield and her daughter, who was born at a very early age, Marlo Schofield. It was great seeing them. Ms. Jeannine son, Dino, is the star of the hit musical, "Johnny Guitar".

The Schofield’s are high society and well connected. They know everyone you need to know, from TV stars to former Presidents. Plus, they are a hoot to be around.

Well, I thought to myself, I want them to get a picture with Jay. And it had to be a gift from God. I usually don’t bother Jay, but today I asked for a picture with him, and my friends and he said, "Yes, this is my friend who comes to the show everyday." Wow! Jay is great.

All the way down to the stage, Ms. Jeannine was fussing on about how she was so embarrassed, and that she was going to kill me (Later). She told Jay that she had sworn to her friends she was going to sit on Jay’s lap. He laughed, and we all took the picture. I felt great!

Jay’s hair stylist, Ms. M., is a very nice person. She always looks pleasant and she is very supportive of her friends. YOU GO GIRL! It’s nice to know that good people get, and are deserving of great jobs.

People came up to me after the show and asked if they could be my friend. They would be willing to comeback another day to take a picture with Jay. I’m a fan who has fans.

Jennifer-Love-Hewitt was weird, but told interesting stories about her show "The Ghost Whisper", and how people come up to her and tell her about their dead relatives.

Jennifer has hips and thick legs, she better watch it. One kid, and she will be shaped like Sponge Bob Square Pants.

The funniest guest was Tim Burton, he told how he would let the air out of Ed. Mcmann;s tires in the NBC lot when he was growing up in Burbank. I thought he was going to be creepy, like Steven King, but he was great fun.

Barry Manilow, who I love, sang a song with the lyrics "Can’t take my eyes off of you"… child, I can see why. His eyes were the only things that could move. His face was so pulled back, I never saw his top teeth. He looked like something from one of Tim Burton’s movies. Barry was energetic, and knows how to be a showman, I enjoyed him.

Lock (a female page) is very loud. She is bubbly and always doing mischief. Today, Lock was playing with the blue tape, and walking while balancing it on her head. From what I can tell, people like her… she is a big flirt.

In the audience, there was, what appeared to be, two Amish men. They had the longest beards, and youngest one had a Mohawk. Punk Rock Amish? Only in California.

Remember, strange, is only in the eye of the beholder.

Love ya,

GloZell

Things Are Poppin' Out All Over... GloZell...

Shhhh… Because it’s Kate’s (a Page) birthday, everyone buy her stuff! If you want to know what number, ask her, I don’t want her coming after me. She is going to party in my home state, Florida. Go Gators!

Please send out positive energy to Omega, as he figures out what great job to take.

In the Lobby, a lady wanted chips but her chips got stuck, so I used my good hip to gently bump the machine. When the chips fell everyone cheered.

As I sit in the lobby, I start to wonder, what am I going to be, when I grow up? Well I can always ask Charlie Dan ‘s father. who is a therapist on the show Starting Over. I can see my self now, Hello, my name is GloZell, and I am a Jay Leno-holic. They would book me.

Inside the studio a lady started saying how she didn’t like Conan and that he would have to change his humor when he takes over for Jay. She said, that Conan was going to leave NBC, but then NBC gave him a contract for the Tonight Show, so he stayed. Also she stated that Jay will be 59 years old when he retires. In her defense she did say that Conan did a great job hosting the Oscars because he wasn’t doing his regular sarcastic humor.

A Big birdie told me that Conan has an contract to take over The Tonight Show but contract break all the time and that Conan will not be taking over. Remember how everyone thought David Lettermen would be taking over for the Tonight Show after Johnny, including David? The Big birdie said the same thing is going to happen again. Big bird said that NBC is going to go with a younger person like Carson Daily or Jimmy Kimmel.

Carson has the looks and the name, but he isn’t funny and too stiff. Jimmy has the personality, and the funny, but he isn’t tall enough. On the other hand, his name starts with the letter "J": Jack Parr, Johnny Carson, Jay Leno, all started with the letter "J".

Carson could over the next two years take some improv classes and improve, or Jimmy Kimmel can wear lifts. They both have great hair. ( They could pick me, because I’m tall and I can wear a weave). What’s that no "J" in my name?… Well, I can marry my boyfriend, R.M. Johnson, and I will have that "J"… I should be President, I'm so smart.

I sat in the VIP section of the audience, next this nice looking guy. No sooner than I thought that, he squeezes something on his neck, and the nasty head of it squirts out and lands on my purple sweater. Oh, GloZell to the no, he didn’t.

There was and odd smell in the studio. I saw the announcer John sniff around and ask, What is that smell?" I didn’t care about the smell, I was next to a pimple popping, juice flying, pudgy Ben Affleck looking, pick my teeth with a business card, in public, man. (Say that five times fast.)

The guests on the show today, were Hugh Jackman, and Tim McGraw. Both were hot, but that’s about all I have to say about them.


Remember, love what you do, and do what you love… unless it’s grossing out the innocent people at "The Tonight Show" with the wonderful, talented, wholesome, hardworking, happily married (to a great spokeswoman for African woman’s rights) Jay "The Saint" Leno.

Love ya,

GloZell

GloZell, Edits, Book and Pages...

My NBC Angel you know who you are, and you know what you did, and I thank you.

In the lobby, Omega (a page) who may be leaving, told me where ever he goes, I go. That’s sweet, NBC is like "Cheers", everyone knows my name and it feels great.

Jay attracts nice people, and I know that I do to.

I met a new girl behind the desk named Edit, what a cool name.

Charlie Dan walked us to the studio today but he was walking so fast, that he left half the line behind.

On the show, there was a boy who can juggle, named Book. (Maybe Edit and Book can get together. Ha… Ha.)

The musical guest was Edie Brickell and the New Bohemians. (They were the whitest Bohemians, I have ever seen; maybe the old ones were darker… Oh, wait they’re not from the Bahamas.)

I ended up in great seats again today. I thought the people next to me were conservative and would think I was nuts for coming to the Tonight Show every day. Plus Ms. Dolly is the President of the Republican Women’s Club in North Carolina. You know what happens when you assume…

Mrs. Dolly Smelter and her husband Kevin were just the opposite. I felt like asking her if she would pray for me, but I knew that she would think I was crazy. So, I didn’t listen to my inner voice.

Finally Mrs. Dolly asked about my writing and I told her I have a blog and what I did every day. Without me even asking her, she said she would pray for me. It’s hard blazing a trail that no one has done before. When you are doing what you know you are supposed to be doing and it’s seems strange it can be hard.

When people ask me what I do, I can’t say, "Oh, I watch to Tonight Show everyday."

It takes faith to move to California from Florida and not have family here. It takes faith to go to the Tonight Show and write about people who you hope don’t get mad at you or think your crazy. Sometimes God tests you and see if you can be obedient. (I know you don’t want me to preach)

I have met the greatest people at NBC. I’m sad that Kell, and Omega are leaving.

People ask me all the time do I get paid for being here. I tell them no. I should say yes, because I see a great show. I get to watch Jay Leno, my inspiration, I have never head anything bad said about him. I see all the stars and get to met the greatest people. That’s more pay than most people get in a lifetime.

On the way to my car, Mrs. Dolly stopped and prayed for me. She also told me if I’m ever in Charlotte, NC, I could visit them.

At the Tonight Show, for just and hour, I have the best friends in the world. (I know - too mushy, I’ll stop now.)

Remember, Work without faith is dead… So, get busy living!

Love ya,

GloZell

GloZell Promises to Tell the Whole Truth and Nothing but the Truth...

I had great seats today, I sat next to Mr. Sunisloe, his girlfriend Ms. Patty, and Mr. Pyszora and his girlfriend. They were from Detroit Michigan. Mr. Sunisloe started asking me questions, and it didn’t surprise me to find out that he was an Attorney at Law.

At first, he didn’t believe that I come to every show. It wasn’t until all the pages and the security guard at different times waved and smiled at me, then he believed me. (He is a lawyer after all.)

Mr. Sunisloe once saw Jay perform at a casino in Michigan, and was impressed at how funny he was without being vulgar. (That’s why I love Jay)

Patty had some business in California and arranged for them to go to the Tonight Show. The last time Mr. Sunisloe was at the Tonight Show, was with Johnny Carson and his Ex-wife.

I told Mr. Sunisloe how to get a picture with Jay, and he did. Patty and Mr. Sunisloe ended up having a better time than he had before. Yea, for them.

Ms. Vicky (member of the band) squeaked, when Jay said that David Hasselhoff is going to do Shakespeare.

Sandra Bullock was pretty in an all back strapless dress, and told how she loves to build houses.

Michael Caine… Excuse me, Sir Michael Caine told a funny story about how he almost became a communist, and how he wears Payless shoes because they don’t have laces.

Chris Young was a hot country singer with a very sexy, mature voice. I believe he is going to go far.

Remember, don’t mention your past when you are sitting next to your future.

Love ya,

GloZell

GloZell… I’ll be Back… Sexy back!

It’s a Sexy day at NBC

Inside the suggestion box, in the NBC lobby, a guest stated that Felix was cute. Not that anyone was surprised, she was just stating the obvious. For anyone to be complimented, while wearing a NBC page uniform, is unbelievable. Felix also plays the bass guitar, which is so SEXY! He used to be in a band in college, rock on dude!

I had on a push up bra by Victoria secret, which was SEXY!

Candy changed her hair, it was curly and SEXY!

Naomi’s new hair cut is SEXY!

Kate was in a hit and run accident today, so everyone give her a massage. She is going to feel it tomorro. Today, she was wearing skin tight stretch jeans that she painted on, which was SEXY!

A lady in the lobby was talking about her Golden Poodle, a retriever mixed with poodle. She said her dog looks like a Golden Retriever with a perm.

Mr. Beam reminded me that Jay will be on hiatus for a few days this month. Him being so sweet and bald, is SEXY! (I use to think Mr. Clean was hot… I need help, please pray for me)

In the audience, I kid you not, was the most beautiful girl, who happened to be quadriplegic. She had a the thick blond curly hair and dimples, and was chosen to dance and get a Tonight Show T-shirt.

If you have to be in a wheelchair at least be SEXY! You go sexy handicapped girl (Was that politically incorrect to say?)

Kell, who is a great page, is leaving. Today was her last day. Before Kell left, she got a chance to take a picture with Jay. Take care, and I wish you well. Stay Sexy!

Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, has a big broad back, and his accent is Sexy!

Hedi Klum is seven months pregnant and still Sexy!

Le Rêve was like a dream come true - half naked men dancing, flipping and SEXY!

It was a Sexy day at the Tonight Show.

Remember, if you can’t be Sexy… stay home.

Love ya,

GloZell

Cooking Tiger, Hidden GloZell...

On my way to "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno" a man stopped me on Bob Hope Drive, and asked for my help. Mr. J.L.( not Jay Leno) had placed his cell on top of his beautiful silver Mercedes and then started to drive off. So, he asked if he could use my cell phone to make some calls and to call his cell phone.

We found his cell phone, and he gave me some money. I told him he didn’t have to. It turns out that he is a big shot at Warner Brother Studios and that he would help me do what ever I need within is in his power. He said and I quote "You saved my life, my phone cost five-hundred dollars and the numbers in it, are priceless".

Only in California you can save a man’s life by finding his cell phone. Wait a cotton picking minute… Five-hundred dollars for a cell phone. What? Does it cook?

In the lobby, Naomi (a Page) introduced me to her boyfriend’s brother, and his friend from Italy. I walked them over and they ended up in front row seats.

I ended up sitting in the VIP section (Thanks Charlie Dan) next to a large man who kept putting his elbow in my face as he lifted up his arm to scratch under his arm pit. (Thanks Charlie Dan) I don’t know what was under there but it smelled like it was trying to get out.

It was cool seeing the legendary Tiger Woods. The interview was sweet and touching while Tiger spoke fondly about his dad. He wiped a tear away when Jay showed a clip of Tiger, when he was four with his dad on the Mike Douglas Show.

Emeril Lagasse cooked on the show, but didn’t say his famous "Bam"! So, what’s the point? He did give everyone a cookbook, so that made up for it.

Tiger didn’t give us his new golf video game. (Just an independent statement I wanted to make.)

The food Emeril made smelled tasty. Jay gave some food to a few of the audience members in the front row. (Mostly the old ones, they were so happy.) Then he gave them napkins. I love Jay Leno, how could anyone not, he is the sweetest man in California.

Big chin = Big heart.

The musical guest Chingy, along with the singer Tyrese (Who is blacker than a hundred midnight’s down in a Cypress swamp.) performed. "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno" is doing this new thing, where the musical guest comes out into the audience. That works great because the audience didn’t know them, and didn’t care until they came out into the crowd. We all waved our hands in the air and waved them like we just didn’t care.

I had to go to the bathroom so badly. But, they were shooting a clip for a film a new Tom Hanks movie, and we all had to stay longer. Jay had to pretend to interview Tom Arnold. (Who kept messing up) The arm pit scratcher was digging for gold under dem dar pits, and I was about to explode.

Kevin (The bandleader) hugged two older black women in the audience, the oldest one had blonde hair, I don’t think it was natural.

"The Tonight Show’s" saxophone player’s hair is so shellacked to his head, it looks like he paints his head. (I know, I shouldn’t talk, I look like a Tina Turner drag queen.)

(Speaking of queens…)

Ross the Intern was funny as always, and I am looking forward to working with him.

Remember; stay in your own personal space especially when you have under arm issues.
It doesn’t have to be a secret; it is strong enough for a man.

Love Ya,

GloZell

GloZell and Ice, Ice, Boobie…

In the NBC lobby, the page named, Felix A.K.A. "Rockstar" informed me that there are seven new pages starting today. We’ll see who sticks out in the new crowd; the older pages are splendid. New pages are going to have to bring their "A" game.

We say goodbye to two awesome pages Kell, and Omega. Kell will be working on a degree in Screenwriting, and Omega has two great job offers at other networks (NBC is the best) and he has to choose.

Kate (An awesome page) is back to her chipper self; it must have been the lunch that her "friend" Omega bought her Friday, to make her feel all better.

I will no longer be talking about Tom. He has indicated twice, that he doesn’t want me to talk about him. Boo Hoo you will be missed.

Charlie Dan’s eye was bothering him today, so he drowned his left eye in solution. (There will be a point to this, keep reading)

I ran into the page, Ice, and his grand mother who is visiting him, and spoiling him rotten, by buying him whatever he wants. She is a very sweet lady and spent a good amount of time talking to me. I called her Granny Ice and she said that was fine. Ice took the day off to go to "The Tonight Show" with Ms. Granny Ice.

I ended up sitting in VIP section, (thanks Kate) next to Teri and Cherl, from Milwaukee, Wisconsin. They work for an airline company. Both sat in line for hours, and ended up in great seats. It was their first time in California, and they said, they have met only nice people, including me. They were having a girl’s vacation and left the husbands, and the kids back at home.

A very large breasted woman in a" Oh my goodness I hope that thing holds" tight tank top, kept frolicking back and forth across the stage, before the show started. It got to the point that people started to clap for her, when her heaving breasts were bouncing unnaturally around.

I turned to Teri and said that girl is going to get picked to dance and get and NBC prize. Just as sure as the days are long, that girl was picked. Boobie girl danced, and grabbed Ice who was sitting next to Granny Ice and shoved his face right into her Silicone Valley. The audience loved it and so did Ice. But Grandma…

Charlie Dan’s eye seemed to be healed before we left. It’s a miracle! Whenever boobie girl needed something, she wold motion for Charlie Dan, and he would answer whatever questions she seemed to have. Then he and fine bald guy would laugh.

This is a first while I’ve been going to the show. Tonight’s guests were all woman. There was Tina Fey, from the show "30 Rock", a lady golf pro, and the singer Fergie. Three completely different types of women. I don’t think Charlie Dan even watched the show, he was mesmerized by two large objects staring back at him.

Mr. Beam had on this dark chocolate shirt, and I tell you I have been going to the show too long. Mr. Beam is starting to look good to me. If he’d get a little tan so he didn’t look Boo white, he would be cool. My boyfriend is white, and bald. Maybe, I need to go to white bald men’s anonymous.

Oh, and we got golf balls on our way out. Oooooo....

Remember, in California, ain’t no mountains high enough…

Love ya,

GloZell

Liars, Tigers, and GloZell. Oh. My!...

In the lobby, four hot guys walked in with one cute girl. I’m talking on my cell phone to my good friend Al Lewis, who is a massage therapist to the stars. Then I notice the hottest one is staring at me. (Well, my chest, but I’ll take that!) He had a great looking face and cute blonde, faux Hawk hair style. He was bold and sexy. He told me that I was a fantasy, if he is lying I don’t care. His name is Ryan and is from Phoenix, he is a contractor and told me he was good with his hands and will fix anything that I need fixing. (Is it getting hot in here?)

Omega walked us over today. I don’t know what he did, but Kate was not in a good mood today. Omega, you should tell her she is a fantasy. (Don’t tell her you got it from Ryan.)

I sat next to Riva, from Toronto Canada. She was worried that her daughter Renny and friends wouldn’t get in. They made it in and Riva was relived. Renny just turned sweet sixteen, happy birthday Renny and many more.

Fun facts about Riva. She is an Independent Chartered Accountant in Canada it’s called C. P. A. in America. Also Riva went to high school with Howie Mandel who married his high school sweetheart from the same high school, W.L. McKenzie C.I. (I love stuff like that!)

When Jay did his warm up, he asked like he always does " Any Questions?" A guy from Israel asked if he could recite a poem that he wrote. Jay said yes, and the guy did a poem that we couldn’t understand, because of his thick accent. It was something about Angels and eyes.

Jay’s announcer John M., had a birthday this week. Keep up the good work old man!

Their were animals on the show today, brought in by animal expert Jarod Miller. Jay was bit by a baby white Bangle Tiger. It broke his skin, and Jay was lightly bleeding on his hand. (Some animal expert…)

His second guest, Bradley Whitford, from the show "Studio 60 on sunset Strip" , brought the testicles of his dog on the show. That was nasty!

They musical guest had this classic rock sound, it was good. The drummer had a drum set that looked like it was made by Gorge Washington Carver it was so old.

Remember, A fantasy is nice, but there’s nothing like the real thing baby…

Love ya,

GloZell

No New Hart for Glo...

In the lobby of NBC. Two cute guys are talking about South Park and a character called Big Chin. It didn’t take me long to realize the character was based on Jay Leno. I moved because I defended Jay yesterday, and I didn’t want to go through that again.

I was happy because Bob Newhart was on today.

Felix walked us over. He is slim with dark poofed hair. He looks like he can have a secret life as Rock Star. You know, the type with the skintight black pants and black eye liner. Felix has a nice foreign car. He didn’t get that from giving NBC tours.

I saw Molly from my church. (First Christian Church of North Hollywood) She was with three other people, who were in town for a Christian convention. Two of the people got a chance to take a picture with Jay. Molly was talking to one of the producers, Scott, and other high positioned people from the show. I will talk to her Sunday and get more information.

Jay made the most out of a monologue - that kind of tanked. He felt bad, because his mentor Bob Newhart was on.

I was hopping to see Bob after the show when the stars drive out on Bob Hope Dr., but he was already gone. Jay waved at me as I stood there feeling, and looking, stupid holding my Bob Newhart album. To my surprise, no one was waiting to get an autograph from today’s guest. I was the only groupie. I sadly walked back to my car knowing I might not get another chance to meet Bob.

I guess I love old white men. Darn that Colonel Sanders and his amazing fried chicken.

The musical group "Cab Freddy" were really great. Add to that, the band was hot! The lead singer looked like Hugh Jackman. But a word of advice to the lead singer, lose the leopard print slippers - they don't match your hotness.

Remember, for an old guy, Bob Newhart can sure move out quickly.

Love ya,

GloZell

GloZell and Jay vs Dave...

In the NBC lobby, two pages said I should apply to be a page. For those who don’t know I was let fired from my massage therapy job in Beverly Hills last Saturday because my boss didn’t like the fact that I go to the Tonight Show every day. (She is such a pedigree.)

Kate (a page) was all dressed up again. I think Omega and her make a good couple. Omega is also a page who looks like the all american man. They always hang out, but tell everyone they are just friends. (Tell that to someone else.) Omega suggested that I do my top ten favorites Tonight Show’s on my blog, great idea! I love the NBC pages!

Penelope was in charge of the 2:00 pm tour, I guess it’s been awhile, because she set off the alarm and Ben had to help her.

I ended up having a great conversation with Alan and Fred. They are professional writers and are currently pitching a few shows. Alan started telling great stories. One of my favorites was about Andy Kaufman and a swimming pool, he had me rolling. Both Fred and Alan are friends with one of the head writers of "The Tonight Show" named Joe. Joe had to leave the show early but Fred, Alan, and the two hot chicks they were with enjoyed themselves.

Ice walked us over to the studio today, his dream is to work in the music industry. I can see him doing that, he’s nice in a yo, I got it going on, sort of way.

I sat next to Cita and her friend Dave. Dave said he was hoping that one of the male pages would take off their shirt. (I root for Nick)

Cita got in trouble with Andrew, ( the on stage security guard) A.k.a." The Hair" because she was using her cell phone inside. When she got up to use her phone outside, Dave said she was calling her future husband. Cita met a guy in West Hollywood at the Ralphs grocery store, actually she called it the gay Ralphs. He turned out to be the Bass player in Rod Stewart’s band. Wow! That is like so Carrie Bradshaw from Sex and the City. It’s Sex in the Cita. (Ha, Ha, Ha. You must laugh)

His name is Conrad and I wish them much luck and love, (Awwwww…)

I guess she dragged Dave to the show with her, because he politely told me he doesn’t like Jay. I said, excuse me what did you say? He rudely repeated, "I don’t like Jay, he’s not funny." I was stunned. Cita quickly said that she seen Jay do stand up, and he was hilarious.

During Jay’s pre-show warm up, An elder lady asked for an autograph, and fell, once she stepped on the stage. I mean she fell hard, I know her knees are going to hurt in the morning.

Dave did thumbs up, down and sideways to each of Jay’s jokes during his monologue.
It didn’t help that this was a very strange and awkward show. Not all of the seats were filled. Jay’s monologue had something about being gay in almost every joke. Jay messed up a joke and blamed it on the fact a band member touched him. Then Ross the Intern referred to Jay as Dad and Jay called him Son. It was gay overkill. Dave was not amused.

Dave likes the dark humor of David Letterman, and was amazed that I go to The Tonight Show everyday. Dave said the set was ugly with its overgrown lamp, and that the band sounded like elevator music, except louder.

I said well at least Jay is better looking than David Letterman is. City and Dave both said, no, at the same time. I was in shock, how could they say that? (Well, I do have strange taste in men). Still trying to get them to agree with something, I said, "Jay has better hair" Dave said, it looks like a skunk.

I had to stop talking to them before my blood pressure started to rise.

Jay slammed Michael Clark Duncan, again, about his clothes, which is an on going joke with them. The comedian, Lisa L., who was the next guest, was loud and rude. Lisa was too much for Michael to handle, so he left during the show, looking like he was going to walk that last green mile. Backstage, I guess his agent or somebody said you better get back out there and dance, monkey. Michael came back out smiled and made it through the rest of the show. Though when they were taking pictures, he politely moved to the other side of Jay.

Rod Stewart was the best guest. There were two Rod Stewart fans siting in front of me. Both of them were dressed too young for their age, the one with the bright red hair, had a bra that was so tight, and so small, she had breast apples. And the other one was alright, but a note to the baby boomers, please don’t wear low rider jean with granny panties!

Dave and I agreed that her bass player, Conrad, was hot and that Cita has really good taste in men.

Remember, you shouldn’t judge anyone unless you walk a mile in their shoes.

Love ya,

GloZell

Uno... Glo... Tres...

In the lobby at NBC, Anita and Tom were playing the card game,"Uno". The lobby was quiet except for people saying green, red, and Uno as they played. Anita thought it would be better to say hola, instead of Uno. They continued the game in between the few people who came in today.

Tom isn’t a page, but he had to do the job of one, toda,y because one of the regular pages was stuck in traffic. He ended up having to give the 2:00 NBC tour.

I can’t even describe what just walked in. One was a tall slender man wearing a white yachting hat, large rimed shades, a cartoon printed long sleeve shirt, pants with bold colored shapes, and argyle socks with white open toe sandals. He said, that he looked like Walt Disney vomited on him. His friends were dressed almost as interesting as he was also. One had a Mohawk, and another had a brown and cream cow print suit. What a sight, I knew they would make this audience different.

I ended up sitting next to them. They were from Oregon and were given tickets by Tom Green (One of the corespondents for the Tonight Show) when he interviewed their friend at their workplace, Voodoo Donut for a segment on the show.

Debbie Vickers has the best handwriting… She can write so neat, so fast. Ms. Debbie is the one who writes the cue cards that Jay reads. I love it when she has to use the off stage phone that looks like baboon’s behind.

The musical guest was "Jet", an Australian band who were very good. The lead singer had a strong voice, and even though they looked punk, they sang amazing Rock-n-Roll.

On the way out, Tres (the guy with the cartoon shirt) introduced himself and told me if I’m ever in Oregon, please stop by Voodoo donut. Tres and his friends were so nice, I’m looking forward to hanging out with them in their home town, one day.

Remember, don’t judge a cartoon by its cover.

Love ya,

GloZell

What a Difference a Jay makes, to GloZell…

My boss asked me to choose between going to see "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno, or quitting. Of course, I chose Jay. I truly believe something great is going to come out of going to the show everyday. So, readers please send positive energy my way in form of a great job.

I don’t know if you have ever had a boss who wants to make your life miserable just because theirs is. It’s a shame what a little power can do to people.

In the lobby of the Tonight Show, I noticed the eye make-up on Kell. It looked great. Now if we can get make-up and hair done at the same time? (I’m just hating, give me a break I just lost my job.) Kell is pretty cool; she is in school to be a screenwriter at UCLA. (Maybe, she can write a movie about a black girl with a big behind who loses her job in Beverly Hills, because of Jay Leno… That’s a blockbuster!)

Two people are passed out sleeping on the seats in the lobby. They’d been sleep for over and hour. I started watching "Days of Our Lives", a soap that tapes at NBC. OH, NO! They recently changed the actor who has been playing Sean Brady for years. First, I get fired now this!

The sleeping girls got to NBC early so they could see the musical guest on the show John Mayer. When they woke up, we stated talking and they were very interesting. Meagan and Stephanie love John Mayer and recently went to his concert. Meagan is a professional at camping out to see stars. She camped out for two years in a row, in order to go to the Oscars. Until, 911 happened, then they weren’t allowed too. Those blasted terrorists! Both of them attended Cypress College and want to major in Speech Therapy. Meagan handed me coupons for Dave and Busters, which they received at the John Mayer concert. Also in the lobby was a man who appeared to be homeless and didn’t have enough change to get anything out of the vending machine, so he stood in front of it, looking through the glass. Meagan gave him some change, and he got himself a Twix. When I have millions I’m going to reward people like Meagan.

Andrew, the Irish’s security guard (A.k.a. "the Hair"), who is usually on stage when we arrive at the studio was off eating and arrived a little before the pre show. Ha, Ha, there were no hot girls in the front row for him to flirt with today.

Naomi’s, hair was darling, making her one of the cutest pages there today. During Jay’s warm up, I couldn’t help but notice that Jay’s flap was opened to his wrinkled pants exposing the zipper’s teeth. (I come every day folks I live for something different.)

Stephanie and Meagan had stand by tickets, so I was so happy to see them get in and have great seats.

Wanda Sykes was a great guest; she had us falling out of our chairs with laughter. Chris Mathews was informative about what’s going on in Washington. Mr. Mathews pants were a little too short, because when he sat down he exposed way too much leg, all the way to the top of his dress socks.

The musical guest, John Mayer, is very tall, talented, and kinda hot. He was wonderful, and has an old jazzy sound that works. John also has the world’s tiniest black guitar player, with a Mohawk. I swear he was no bigger than his guitar!

Outside, I met three ladies who were hoping to get a picture of Jay while he was outside. Unfortunately, that didn’t happen but they enjoyed the show. One of the ladies (one of the most petite there) just moved to California, her name was pronounced Pizza. I love meeting all the people who come to "The Tonight Show".

Remember, candy may just be candy to you, for some it’s a meal…

Love ya,

GloZell