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Happy Earth Day!

In line today was a real Native American. Chief Marvin L Swallow and His wife Hiroko M. Swallow.
(Talk about Earth Day) They were so nice they hugged me and everything. It was like touching history. The Swallow's got a picture with Jay Leno and gave him sage and a rope to ward off negative energy. I think I have Native American in me also, my great great great grandparents were Black Foot. (All black people think they are part Native American. Go ahead ask the one you know from work, tell them I said it's okay)

My lunch came from the lovely Joanna Cunningham and her beautiful mother Toni Baughn. They told me I better say something nice about the people from Texas. Don’t Mess with Texas! I enjoyed meeting them.


I met this wonderful couple who loves Zola( the Production Manager for the show )I think they are four score and seven years old. I love them!



If the Tonight Show with Jay Leno wants to save energy. They can start by cutting off Smitty’s microphone!

Dear Tonight Show Executives

Do you ever come to the show? I know it’s hard to break away from the golf course. I would love for you to show up at 8:00 AM and see how disheveled the gift shop merchandise is as soon as the doors open.

Also, the vending machine was actually full today but out of order. The bathrooms need an air freshener because someone sharted and when I walked in, it smelt like Garlic Gorilla.

I would love it if you could tear yourself away from your fancy drinks, restricted clubs, happy endings, etc. and show up unannounced to the show. Sit in line, watch the show and reward the people who work hard and put fire under the ones who don’t. (Mostly the ones you have hooked up because they are related to you)

The people who do their job should get rewarded just as much as the ones who pretend to. Good workers don’t want to do their best because no one cares. (At this point, it’s you)

Take care and God Bless!

In the Ice cold studio, I sat next to my friend John Melendez. It’s a little scary sitting next to him. I’m always afraid John is going to have one of his tic fits while he is holding his cup and splash diet soda on my weave. Glo Zell to the No!

Bob Perlo the "Warm up comedian". I like the page on the stage thing. I see you are being creative. Please contiune to make up for the first six months of my "Tonight Show with Jay Leno" life.( Bob remember those days, back when you had yellow frosted hair)

Guests:

Zach Braff from the NBC hit show "Scrubs". He is so nerdy! I love him! Zach gave his autograph to Jillian who stood in line with her girls, since 6:00 AM for tickets just to see him. Thanks Zach and the "Tonight Show with Jay Leno"!


Pat Summit. The number one woman’s basketball coach. I didn’t see her due to the fact her outfit was the same color as her skin. Go Tennessee!

Joss Stone was the musical guest. I didn’t know that child was white!( Shut the front door) Joss has a great sound and she wasn’t wearing shoes. (White people love to walk around without shoes, I don’t understand?)

Remember, plant a tree…

LoVe Ya,

GloZell

GloZell’s Husband?…

I met a guy lets call him Doc.(DVM) The family loved him but I wanted to move to California. Doc said he always wanted to pursue acting so the ideal of California was great. I knew him for only two weeks when he asked me to marry him.

I didn’t think getting married was the right thing to do so I told my mother and him. Doc said it’s okay, we will be fine. My mothers said don’t say that, you don’t want to hurt his feelings. His feelings! The wedding was 8 months away from the time we met. It was his ideal to wait on the hanky panky stuff. I thought he is truly a Christian man. That’s great!

Every one else seemed to think I was so lucky to be marrying a Doc. I had a huge diamond set in Platinum. He had a nice house. That’s was all people cared about.

Doc told me that his friends and family would never think I was good enough for him and that they wouldn’t like me. (Great) But I thought that would change in time. (Wrong)

My mother got caught up with wedding plans, and my father was proud, and I felt trapped. Ritha the wedding planer almost left. It was too much for her. I’m sure she will come out with a book about what she went through with this wedding.

Doc and I got married. It was a gigantic wedding. There were about 20 people in the wedding party. All of Orlando was there. My father was a Doc., and everyone knew and loved him. My mother taught school and my sister and I have performed in just about every church there is in Orlando, the near by cities and out of the country.
My sister and I performed for weddings and funerals; it was second nature to us. Every body knew us and to this day my family is in the Back Orlando Museum! All of us had Afros in the picture, it’s embarrassing.

My mother made my dress, which was too tight. I looked like a white sausage. I wanted to wear braids but that’s not how my mother wanted my hair. So, I had it straighten. I didn’t like that ether. I will tell you more about the wedding at a later time I don’t have the strength to go into it now.

We were going to the Islands for our Honeymoon and when that Island heat hit my hair, I will look like buckwheat’s sister. Oh-tay

I couldn’t ask for any thing better than my father walking me down the isle and him being pleased with the Doc. That was the best thing about the wedding. I will tell you more at a later time. I might have to take up drinking to write about the wedding.

After being married five months, I finally asked the Doc what is the problem? It had been five months and still no hanky panky? He lowered his eyes said we will talk about it when he gets out of the bathroom. So Doc went into the bathroom.

I sat on the bed, my mind-starting going. What is it that he has to tell me after five months? I was thinking how he never left the toilet seat up, NEVER! And how he always shut and locked the door when he was in the bathroom. And that I have never seen It. You know IT. I had Never seen IT!

So, I sat on the bed thinking about what he could possibly tell me. I remembered that it struck me odd that he said he took ballet lessons when he was a kid. (A black man taking ballet lessens?) Doc loved Will Smith. Doc wasn’t from Philadelphia. Doc wanted to dress like him and he had Will Smith’s greatest hit. Who has that?

Doc would play "Will Smith’s greatest hits" in his truck everyday and he knew all of the words. He would look for clothes that Will wore in a movie and buy it. In the movie, Bad Boy’s two. Will did this scene, where he danced and broke a counter. Doc watched it over and over every night after he came home from work for months and learned it. He would perform the dance all the time with a broom. He made me watch it also! To This day, I can’t stand Will Smith.

As I sat on the bed, and thought, more and more, I realized…

I had married a woman.


To be continued

LoVe Ya,

GloZell

GloZell loves her some Bacon...

In line today I met Riley, who has been in therapy since 5 years old. She has a eating disorder and suffers from OCD. Riley told me her stories from fat camp. Yes she actually said " one time in fat camp".
The name of the fat school is Academy of the Sierras. Her favorite teacher was named Mr. Rourke who use to sneak her food. (he has been fired) Riley loves Hayden P., the cheerleader from the show "Heroes".

I was Anorexic for three... no four hours. I got hungry. I can't commit to anything! I wish the best for Riley and I hope to see her again. We had a great time, and ate hot dogs.

Also in line was Susan Dale who made the "Tonight Show with Jay Leno" semi finalists" on a "Pitch to America" segment.



Dear Ervin,

Nobody likes you! All you do is show up and eat food out of the Green Room!
You set black people back four hundred years all by yourself. If I give you forty acres and a mule will you go away. I don't care if you are reading this because your memory is so short you won't remember that I said this.

Please take your medicine and leave me alone. You told me you work for the Tonight Show and I don't, and that you don't care if I write about you on my blog! Ha ! You don't work for the show. You use to open the curtains for Johnny Carson when he was the host. Guess what? That was 18 years ago! Jay doesn't have curtains, so take your old behind, get on your bike and ride away!

P.S. You are too old for the hip hop clothes you wear. Ervin you are pushing 70 across the street.

Guests:

Kevin Bacon. He makes me want to have a bacon breakfast in bed everyday. Six degrees of no separation.

Hayden P. who was so beautiful in person. Hayden has a great personality. I loved her clingy gray dress. I couldn't wear that dress because it would get cut on my cellulite thighs. Hayden you go girl!

Michael Phelps who is a world champion swimmer. He was humble, tall good looking and has big feet. I caught him checking out Hayden p.

The musical guest was Ok Go. Ok Go... away. once was more than enough!

Before the show was over, Ervin asked if I was ok. Hello? I guess I'm a part on the Tonight Show functioning dysfunctional family. I love you Erivin! (Great, I'm just as nuts as you are) But I'm not afraid to tell you off. We cool.

Before I got to my car I met Robin Maxwell who raised the most money using Kevin Bacon’s Six degrees of separation charity program.

Remember, give up things that bind you...

LoVe Ya,

GloZell

Glo-Jaya

Hey do you know this hot Tonight Show Tech? Do you want to?
Please leave a message for Richard the Tech if you want to met him.

Every day I see this guy who looks like a lumber jack. I told him that I call him lumber jack. His name is Richard.

The next day he gave me his picture.
I am afraid.

The flowers in front of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno are cared for by Miguel and Guillermo. When NBC has In and Out burger delivered Miguel and Guillermo aren't allowed to have any.


Dear Billy the Cig.

You do not make enough money, or have the position, or the talent, or the power to maintain the attitude you have at the Tonight Show. You are a peon and should be happy that they let you run around looking lost every day. Don't you ever roll your eyes at me again you little Ross the Intern wanna be. You need to go to GNC and purchase some Smooth Move Tea and stay close to home.

Vicky (The Tonight Show Singer who never gets acknowledged. The band would stink with out her) had on a skirt! It looked good. You go Victor Victoria!

Guests:

Ross the Intern. I love him! I can't wait for him to have his own show!

Jack Black is funny! I think he was high. He always looks like he is ready to take a mug shot. If he washed his hair I wouldn't recognize him. I love his new show "Acceptable TV" and his music band Tenatious D.

Sanjaya who is very cute and becoming more gay, day by gay. He is off American Idol and wants to work in showbizness. Well, when he is completely gay, and if he's Jewish he could write for the Tonight Show.

The musical guest was Ok Go. They are a fun band. The back ground looked like red devil fingers blowing behind them. It helped take away the fact that nobody knew the song.

Remember, make use of your mind...

LoVe Ya,

GloZell

GloZell can u spare a dime ?

I wasn’t feeling the best about myself because I was talking to a homeless person today in the 8:00 AM ticket line, who was dressed better than I was. He thought I was homeless. I wanted to scream, "I’m not homeless, I’m just fat and freezing"! I refuse to buy new clothes when I have so many, in different sizes. I just can’t fit them. I do need some kind of uniform for myself.

The people in line today were so much fun! We all laughed and took pictures it was great. Two people gave me their head shots and one guy named Tommy bit a dime bent it and gave it to me. He has been trying to get on the show to impress Ed Asner. Tommy is a real strong man who can bend steel of any kind.





The Tonight Show band played three new songs today! Hallelujah!

Jay talked about who Richard Gere who is in trouble with the Indian people because he kissed an Indian girl on the cheek in India, which is forbidden.

First of all, I’m glad Richard Gere is kissing a girl and not a gerbil. Second of all if Indian people want to protest, forget Richard Gere they should band together to stop Sanjaya. Indian people should grab Al Sharpton also, because Al thought he had the best hair after they finally buried James Brown, then poof! Here comes Sanjaya.Al is ticked off. I think Sanjaya is Blacian. Band together Indians and Blacks.

Guests:

Tobey Maguire. I have seen him three times on the show, talking about the same movie. Spider-Man 1-2-3. I have Arach-ni-boria the fear of boring spiders.

Tori Spelling. Money can’t buy you love, a pretty face, or a career. Her new show is so bad, they didn’t show a clip. I would have loved to see Jay pretend to have liked it

Dear Tracy,

the beautiful producer who is pregnant (and looks like she is going to have a girl, congrats!) for the love of all that’s Holy, please do not even think about wearing a dress as ugly and unflattering as the one Tori wore today. Tori’s dress hurt my feelings. Even Tobey didn’t stay to met Tori. I thought Tobey and Tori would have a lot in common since he did the movie, Sea Biscuit.

Just looking out for you girlfriends.

The cast of Wicked performed. They were the best! I loved them! I wish I could see the whole musical. They were lively and energetic. I can’t say enough!

Wow! Sunjaya just got kicked of American Idol. Indians and Blacks work fast! He will be missed.

Remember, dare to experiment with your own life…

LoVe Ya,

GloZell

Glo-mazing Grace…

Do you have a picture of Jay Leno, or anyone who works on the "Tonight Show with Jay Leno"? Let me know, so I can put it on my blog.

In line, I met a terrific guy named Dan, from Minneapolis. He works on planes, has a hot wife, and two beautiful kids. Dan wants to buy a luxury car this year. I am very happy he got a picture with Jay.

Roberta gave Bob, the warm up guy plenty of time to get people off the stage before the show started. Roberta if you wear tight jeans we won’t even miss Mike. Sorry Roberta if I gave you too much flack yesterday. (Get it, Roberta Flack…I am so funny )

Debbie, a producer/cue card writer. If you want to know who keeps taking your red tic-tacs that you keep under your writing desk, I have a list, just let me know girlfriend.

In the ice-cold studio. I sat next to John Melendez. He always asks how my blog is going. I tell him fine. The first time I was flattered, because I didn’t know he even knew about my blog. Then John says, on his own, "I’ve got to read it". "I promise I’m going to read it tonight". This is like ground hogs day because it happens every time I sit next to him.

John Melendez is a l...l…l…liar. He should be happy someone is writing about his over paid behind. I googled his name and MY blog came up. I’m the only one in the world writing about him. Ed Hall gets more hits as the announcer for the show, than John does.

The Tonight Show band has learned some new songs this month. How was it getting together for a rehearsal after all these years?

Guests:

Tim Russert. The last time Tim was on the show was when Pamela Anderson was on. Tim asked Jay, "Where’s the starlet?" As ugly and fat as Tim Russert is, he better be happy the stars stayed on the city backdrop behind Jay. Okay.

Eddie Izzard was funny. I am thankful for that, because he didn’t talk about anything important. He explained how British people say things vs Americans. He has such small little feet.

Three Days Grace. The band had a great sound and they were good. But, they started off by saying that our hearts and prayers go out to the VT victims and their families, then they sing a song about "I rather feel pain than anything at all, I like pain and I like it rough". I thought that was a stupid song to sing after bringing up the VT Massacre.


Remember, a man’s word is his bond…

LoVe Ya,

GloZell

Sadly GloZell...

One moment please…

In memory of the Virginia Tech students who died today, their families and the family of the shooter. I pray for them to be able to forgive and continue on, in time.











Thank You.


In the studio, Mike the stage manager wasn’t at work today, so Roberta did his job. Mike tells Bob the warm up comedian, he had one minute, to show time. That gives Bob, the warm up guy, time to get the audience members that he has brought on stage, off the stage before the show starts.

Roberta told Bob were at 10. I was thinking wow, she gives a lot of time. Then Roberta starts counting down 10-9-8-7-. Oh my Goodness! 10 seconds until show time. Half of the people hadn’t danced for their prizes yet; Bob was throwing prizes at them telling them, Get off the stage! Get off the stage! I love ya Roberta, but Mike you are not in jeopardy of loosing your job. Okay.


I think Bob the warm up guy wants me. Since I have a man I will give Bob a little taste of what he can't have.

Bob, Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me? Don't Cha?


Guests:

Luke Wilson who was an ok guest. He talked about how he had on a stupid suit the last time he was on the show. He didn’t look in the mirror today. His jacket was short in the arms, which made his hands look like he was part Gorilla. Luke slouched on the couch and had a little belly, but he still has a beautiful face. A family from Make-a-wish waved Luke over after the show. Luke came over and shook their hands, and others people, including mine. I forgave his gorilla like hands suit.

Alexandra Wentworth, who I loved on the show SNL was great. She was so funny. Even Tony, the head of security, laughed. He never smiles. I didn’t know Tony had teeth until today.

Alexandra - girlfriend, you should wear control top pantyhose, do something else with your hair, and get those bags under her eyes fixed.

The musical guest was Lily Allen, from the U.K. Lily was different from the one hit rock bands I see almost everyday. She had quite a few fans in the audience.

Remember, to find compassionate alternatives…

LoVe Ya,

GloZell

Why GloZell is dating a white man… Part 4

I graduated from the University of Florida (Go Gators) July, 1997. During my time, there I was a member of Campus Crusade for Christ.

At one of the regional meeting, I saw and met the most beautiful black guy in the world. His name was Youself from Washington. He was built like a football player and had beautiful teeth and soft hair.

After my graduation, my roommate Stacy and I decided to drive from Florida to Washington for a week, as a congratulation for me. Stacy and I had saved up our money and after graduation, we rented a car and drove. Stacy drove and we made like a 17 hour trip in 13 hours.

We arrive at Howard University and found his dorms. Youself, and one of his good-looking male friends show up with him. Instantly Stacy and Youself’s friend, Miles liked each other. They were both on the trashy side.

I told Youself before driving all that way that I wanted to see Washington and have fun.

The first night Stacy and I got a hotel room and called it a night. We were to meet Youself the next day for our Washington adventures. I woke up and called Youself. Miles picked up Stacy and I rode with Youself.

Youself was driving for over an hour through the most beautiful neighborhoods and then he stopped. I said, Where are we? At my parents house, he said. He took me over to his parent’s house? The house was nice. I thought it was odd that they still had up their Christmas Tree up in July. His mother told me that the tree has been up for years. They love the feeling of Christmas, so they left a very old pine tree that looked like it belonged on " Charlie Brown’s Christmas". No problem.

Stacy was with Miles, and never came to Youself’s house. I was at this house with Youself’s parents talking to me about insurance for about four hours. I wanted to kill him, but I just smiled. I was starving; I saw a peach and asked if I could have it. I bit into it and it was rotten, so I threw it away.

Youself preached to me about starving children who would love that peach. He went on and on and on. Finally I took the peach out of the trash washed it off and ate it. Youself was very happy and prayed for about 30 minutes, thanking God for food not wasted.

The third day, Youself picked me up and took me to a gym. (What!) He weighs me and then told me how much weight I needed to lose. I could have killed him, but again I just thanked him. Then Youself worked out for hours and trained other people while I sat there, scared to say that I was hungry.

On the fourth day, Youself said we were going to meet his friends. I got all dressed up because I wanted his guy friends to say" Wow Youself that GloZell is hot, you are lucky man." We ended up at some raggedy park. My heels got stuck in the dirt, an I had to beat flies off of me, the whole time. All of his friends are the most gorgeous women in the world that he trains and who obviously liked him and wanted me to take a flying leap. This was the worst trip ever.

I told Yousef I want to see an art museum or something. I know that Washington has a lot of history. The next day he takes me to the Zoo, where I get attacked by the worlds largest Bees. He kept saying just stand still, I couldn’t so I ran off and they ran after me. I felt so stupid, I was screaming and running, and it was hot and the whole Zoo smelled.

The next day, I begged Stacy to come with us; she had been having a great trip with Miles. I told her Youself couldn’t mess this up. He is taking us to a museum.

Youself was driving and we finally arrived and the museum. I read the sign…The… Museum… of… Tolerance. I thought I maybe its about angry musicians, who can’t tolerate the government so they made music about how they cant tolerate it. And this is the museum dedicated to those creative musicians and what they were going through.

Then I thought, it could be about artist who can’t tolerate the destruction of trees or something, so they painted their anger. The word tolerance was throwing me off, I couldn’t figure out what kind of museum this was.

It didn’t matter because museums are beautiful and romantic. I was happy because this was our first date.

I notice we are the only black people walking up to the door. This must be a very high-class museum, I whispered to Stacy. We walked in and were given card with a child on it. I was thinking, they really go over the whole history of each artist. That’s incredible.

I soon realized that this was a museum about the Holocaust, and their survivors. We each went through a maze peaking throw caves and seeing pictures of hundreds of Jews, dead or looked to be starving to death. Stacy told me I owed her big time for this.

This was the most depressing place I had ever been to in my life and I use to play the piano and sing at funerals. The pictures were heart breaking and Stacy was crying.

I was so sad and angry at Youself I couldn’t even speak. The girl on my card didn’t survive; she died at only eight years old. Youself took us to get icecream after going to the Museum Of Tolerance. Icecream! Stacy and I just looked at him while he had a strawberry malt. What a fool, I thought. We were depressed all the way back to Florida.

Stacy and I didn’t speak the whole trip back…

Youself had the nerve to call me and ask me when I was going to visit again!


LoVe Ya,

GloZell

GloZell takes the cake…

In line today I met an oddly unique woman who baked Jay Leno a cake. Cindy was upset that she baked a chocolate hazelnut cake for Jay but NBC wouldn’t let her give it to him. Cindy offered to eat a slice to prove she hadn’t poisoned it.
Cindy tried to auction the cake off for 15 dollars before the show started.



Cindy showed me pictures of herself in different costumes like a bunny, Cupid, and Santa Clause. Cindy’s teenage kids Jasmin and Kevin didn’t talk to her at all in the line because they were so embarrassed by her behavior.

Cindy entertained me all day and I would love it, if she came back again.

I also met a very sweet, and successful black family from Louisiana, who gave me a gift. The mother was named Gloria just like my mother. Robert, Gloria and their son Michael got a picture with Jay. On their way up to the stage, Gloria fell.

Without missing a beat Bob Perlo, the warm up comedian, came over and told Gloria she should sue and own the show. Bob’s bit worked. He was very funny. Bob also messed with Cindy. In line I talk to everyone. We are out there for about five hours. When we get inside the studio and Bob plays around with one of us, it’s more funny because we all know each other.

(In the News)
Dear Jessie Jackson

Imus is still fired. I think you (Jessie Jackson) and Al Sharpton have a lot of power. Jessie, if you can call the head of a studio to get a white man fired, can you call to get a black woman hired? ( Me ) There is a double standard. Jessie and Al, you missed some other things you should have protested against. Protest should go both ways.

Like when Isaiah Washington, co-star of the hit show "Gray’s Anatomy", called one of his gay co-workers a fag, who wasn’t out yet. He said it twice, then he denied it. Isaiah didn’t get fired, he went to rehab. Where was the protest against a successful black man messing up a great job that badly? Isaiah is blacker than an ace of spades, and should be counted as two black people.

Jessie Jackson, I do appreciate you going to different black colleges, and black churches, talking about the black family, and how black men need to be more responsible and treat their Black Queen better. Thank you. I heard you speak more than once. You were great. I will let you go, because I know you are busy and have to get back to your wife of over 40 years, and your bastard child born to you by your secretary.

Thank you for your time, Jessie, Mr. Jackson if you’re nasty.

Guests:

Rainn Wilson was funny. (Next)

Orny Adams was very funny and good looking for a comic.

The musical guest was the "Shins". They were good in a throwback to the Beatles sort of way.

The outside line and the warm up were just as funny as the show today. Jay was great as always.

Remember, let freedom ring…

LoVe Ya,

GloZell

G.G. is not P.C….

Thank You Tony (The head of The Tonight Show Security) for finding and returning my purse.

In line I was asked, did I think there is a doubled standard between what white people can say and get away with, and what black people can say and get away with.

The Don Imus thing is the talk all over the country. For those who don’t know Don Imus is a shock radio jock, who called some girls basketball team (mostly black, but what basketball team isn’t) some nappy headed hoe’s. And now he might have been fired.

Yes, there is a doubled standard. The Dave Chappelle Show wasn’t P.C. at all, but Jessie Jackson and his permed sidekick, Al Sharpton, didn’t protest that. Isn’t it worse when your own people put you down? (I hope your listening to yourself, GloZell) I guess since Dave’s show was funny, it was ok.

Dave Chappelle quit his show on Comedy Central, and turned down a huge contract of 50 million dollars, because he felt like non-black people were laughing at him and not with him. I guess degrading black people for money truly got to him. God Bless, Dave.


Dear Comedy Central

I will tap dance in a watermelon patch with a KFC bucket on my head, down a glass of Kool-Aid (Red flavor of course) while singing "Jimmy crack corn and I don’t care" for 50 million dollars! O-tay.

LoVe,

GloZell

(A Uncle Tom for the right price. I will skin and grin all de way to da bank)

I’m sure my family will have no problem with that. It’s amazing how forgiving people can be if you buy them things.

That is no different than most of the rap music, and the videos with the vide-hoes that go with it. Those videos that effluence young black people aren’t shown on the Klan network. It’s shown on BET. I bet they don’t care as long as the money is coming in. I don’t watch BET, and I don’t listen to Don Imus. Don Imus doesn’t influence young black people at all, but Rappers influence them in the wrong ways.

Guests:

Julia Louis-Dreyfus was sexy in a skintight black dress. Her interview was a little X-rated. First she talked about wearing panties and showed a clip of her spoofing the Britney Spears incident. After that, she told a story about a huge tortoise and a rock. Julia’s stories alone is the reason to watch the show. I’m going to watch tonight, to see if they are going to edit her pictures or her stories.

Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi. When she came out nobody stood up. She said ‘Blah, blah ,blah and I eat chocolate every day. I love her. On the way out there were protestors against her. Oh, well.

The musical guest was Relient K. They were good. I thought it was different how the piano was placed. Most people have the piano to the side so people can see them play. This guy had the back of the piano facing the audience and he stood up the whole time.


Remember, A mind is a terrible thing to waste…

LoVe Ya,

GloZell

There is Gold and the end of the Rain-Glo…

I expressed myself in a poem. This is a piece from "I Love Jay Leno, The Musical"!!!

(Deep and moving words, by GloZell)


Jay Leno
My name is Glo
I watch your Show
In a freezing Studio
I am Negro


It’s always great when "Ellen" is shooting next door, because I get to play count the lesbian couples as they walk pass me. They are so nice and friendly, and they stop and talk. I think I have watched the show "The L Word "a little too much. I like Skittles but I don’t want to taste the rainbow.

Today, I entertained the outside line with my beautiful singing.


They like me they really like me!

The "Tonight Show with Jay Leno" story cards were passed out today by "Billy The Cig".


If you smoke and you see him coming your way, run. Billy the Cig bums a cigarette from someone everyday. Billy do you forget that you smoke? Billy, you owe Andy the on stage security guard about 75 hundred thousand dollars worth of cigarettes. So Billy, get your own supply, or even better, quit. Love ya, but I had to tell the TRUTH.

Wanda Sykes hands down is the funniest guest on the show. I love seeing Jay laugh that hard. During the break Jay ripped up his questions because Wanda just says what ever she wants. Her hair gets shorter and shorter every time she comes on the show. I think Wanda likes Skittles.

Jesse James had on a vest that looked way too small. He looked silly, but I wouldn’t say that to his face.

Ricky Lee Jones was the musical guest but I didn't see the act because I had an audition and had to leave early. I thought Ricky was a boy but someone said Ricky was a girl. Oh well I don't care I had an audition!
Imus was fired today. Imus I sure wished you called me something so I can give long boring speaches on national T.V. Oh the power you have Imus to bring black people who haven't been on T.V in a long time. I bet Woopie is happy she lost weight now that she is back on prime time.

Imus if you get another show please fill free to curse me out at anytime. It's GloZell Green, you can interview me at a Soup Plantaion near you. Please trash talk me so I can get some air time. My hair really is very nappy.


Remember, don’t try to change who people are…

LoVe Ya,

GloZell

The Today Show with Glo…

In line today I met a great looking black guy, named James. He served in the Marines and now he has a great job traveling, and heading up different program at hospitals throughout the country.


James is looking to get married and has a beautiful 13-year-old daughter in North Carolina. James motto is "Beauty Attracts, but Personality Keeps". So, you have to be fit, beautiful, and pleasant to be around. Ladies if you are between the ages of 27-47 and have a nice firm round behind. (Brothers will be brothers) His info is (fit is who I am @ yahoo. com) all one word, all lowercase. He was pleasant funny, good looking and he’s a sexy Sagittarius! So, please contact him! He said something about the lady needs to have a brain also.


James, and I were both interviewed for the "Today Show" it will probably be on tomorrow. They wanted our opinion on the Imus issue. The white radio guy who called some black female basketball ball player’s "Some nappy headed ho’s."

I think that Imus can say what he wants on his radio show!

I can call Imus a piece of poor-white-cracker-honkey-trash on my blog, but I won’t… because that is my choice. Do you get that Jessie Jackson, and Al Sharpton!

Guests:

Jamie Lee Curtis kissed Jay twice on the lips and he kissed her on the neck.(Ahhh!!!) I don’t want her on the show again! (A little jealous, GloZell?) After the show, three old ladies were saying that Jamie looked good, and has had work done big time? (A little jealous old hags?) By the way, wasn’t Jamie Lee born part male? (Let it go, GloZell!)

Jonathan Rhys Meyers was good looking, and I love that Irish accent. Some people camped out since 10:00 PM yesterday, just to see him. He is a fun bad boy who gets away with anything, because he is so cute.

Musical Guest was Patty Griffin. I thought the song was pretty but a little nasal sounding. Most of the audience enjoyed her. We all have our opinions.

Remember, it’s okay to agree to disagree…

LoVe Ya,

GloZell

Good GloZell…

Jason K. used the microphone for announcements today at the 8:00 AM ticket line. Brilliant, now every one can hear what is being said, and the pages don’t have to strain their voices. Very smart Jason K.


My braid fell out while I was exercising in the Tonight Show line before the show! That braid was about two dollars!
Thank you, Roy Pessis for giving me great advice for my blog!

In line, I met a great family from Baton Rouge, Louisiana. They got a picture with Jay!

By the way, Bob, the warm up comedienne. I met your friends, and told them, how to get to Guest Relations. They are a nice couple. I thought the only people you knew, were strippers!

Jack, the number one camera guy, wasn’t at work today, and neither was Andy, AKA "the Hair" the on stage security guard. You are a part of GloZell’s, ghetto, NBC tour. I need you to tell me when you are not going to be here, do you understand me!?

In the Ice cold studio, I sat next to Angelo Michael Luzzi, a handsome Italian guy from Rhode Island, New York. Angelo, said I was just as pretty as Robin, who is Howard Stern’s side kick… thanks, I think. Angelo got a picture with Jay also, but he really wanted to see the TV pop up from behind the couch. Oh, and thanks for the "Tonight Show" socks… You catch ‘em, I’ll keep ‘em.



Guests:

Anthony Hopkins who is handsome, and strange. Anthony is Welsh, and turned down a part playing a Brit. He didn’t think he would be convincing enough. Yo, Anthony do you remember the movie "The Human Stain" where you played a black man? Thought I forgot about that piece of mess. Still love ya!

Rose McGowan. Over all, she was very sexy. My first thought was that her breasts look bigger in photos and her leg are skinny. Angelo M. Luzzi, said she was perfect. Her dress was green and it hugged her tight. Rose’s hair and make-up was beautifully done.

Good Charlotte was the musical guest. They were great! I am impressed with the set designer who creates the set for all of the musical guest on the show, great job!



People audition for me all the time. ( Like I can get them on the show, I can't get myself on the show) At least Charity gave me a headshot. Well here's a few head shot tips. Get it airbrushed! I see crow's feet girlfriend, and you are young. I can tell you are wearing a padded bra. These things should be brushed out. Don't crop off the top of your head. High School stuff don't count unless you were in the movie "High School the Musical". Take it off. Don't give up or give in. Meet you at the top!


Remember, to be the first say hello… you may meet a friend for life….


LoVe Ya,

GloZell

Why GloZell is dating a white Man… part 3

Why GloZell is dating a white Man… part 3

Robinson Family on Blast…

Dear Uncle "R",

Hope all is well. What is the real deal with you? Why not write me back directly? Why did you have to upset my mother. (I realize that might be her own doing, she can be a little dramatic.)

Uncle "R" you can a bully. You get loud and you always have to be right. Take some anger management classes. No one stands up to you because you have money, and you are tall.

My mother called, and said don’t upset Uncle "R". Remember, he paid for that trip when we went to see you perform on the show "ShowTime at the Apollo" four years ago.

And I haven’t forgotten the times I was in Tampa auditioning, one of the times you took me bowling! That was great. Thanks for paying for the trip and the food. Us Robinson’s don’t ever talk about anything, because you get so heated up. I think this white thing is a big deal to you because you ex wife couldn’t take your "I’m right and that’s it" ways and left. On top of that, she married a white man. That must make you sick.

"C" didn’t want you to walk her down the aisle, at her wedding, to a black man. And "C", I know "D" is a good black man because he asked me out first. But that was before he got his eye fixed, so maybe you thought he was talking to you. Anyway, he ended up with the right person!

Nobody in the family could figure out why we weren’t invited to your wedding, "C". Was it because of your father? (Uncle "R") It had to be. That was hard. We all have issues about you not inviting us to your wedding! I’m just keeping it real; we still talk about that, behind your back. Only because we were happy for you, and loved you, then poof, you don’t know us. I’m sorry for the terrible things I wrote in your guest book on your wedding day.

When you want to show off your wedding pictures, that’s what is going through our minds. Why is she showing us pictures of a wedding that she didn’t want us to come to? Then it starts all over.

Your husband "D" is great. Let not forget your first babies’ daddy and how good for nothing, he was. (I hope that he does better now) Who was there for you, The Robinson’s! Your father stepped up to the plate, in the only way he knew how, babysitting, and giving you a jeep!

Now that you got your husband, which is a great accomplishment, because nobody thought it would happen, including you. And it’s going well. "D" is a great black man!

I find it interesting that you freak, if anyone refers to you as a Robinson. Whatever issues you have with your father I hope they get resolved. We have this great reputation and everyone treats us special because we are "The Robinson’s". We were the first back people to have a color TV on the whole street, we owned property and a Sundry store. Out of six children, all six finished college. I am very proud of that. It is a huge accomplishment by Grandmother and Grandfather.

I’m glad that you have been bloggin on, and keeping it real. I will put myself on blast, but I have some other family members to blast first. Since I’m in trouble, anyway with our family I have nothing to loose, and one-day (A long way off, I hope) when I die I will know that I have gotten everything off my chest. Hey, I fell good now. I’m scared to push send button but I’m going to.

I know I’m a Wi-Otch when I’m in Florida and California isn’t far enough away, now. I’m tired of pretending! I really hope your mother is fine. I haven’t seen her since your wedding, but that was high drama. I didn’t mind her leaving, Uncle "R", but not us… not me. She could have kept in touch with my mother. She didn’t have to divorce us all!

Once when I was complaining about how ugly I was, (which is hard to believe because I’m so hot now) Auntie(Your mother ) talked to me about makeup. Another time, she gave me a writing pen with an eagle on it that had a bible verse that told me I can mount up like a eagle . (I think I was 10) When she left, I was mad, and didn’t know how to call or nothing for many years ago.

I know, now, she had to do what she had to do. Please tell her that I loved her, and all of her fancy clothes and jewels. You know I was always into that stuff! I use to be much more shallow, (Hard to believe).

One day, if I manage to find someone who will put up with me, I would hope it would be you, Uncle "R", to walk me down the aisle… If you have decided to talk to me by then.

I will not answer my phone this week if it is a Florida number.


Forget Jay Leno, our family needs Oprah…



LoVe Ya,

The new blackest sheep of the family…

GloZell

Good Friday, Good Show Glo…

This is the day that Jesus the Christ died on the Cross, and rose again from the dead, so that we all can eat chocolate bunnies and hunt for stank eggs that get dirty, because a rabbit laid them in the grass. God Bless America!

On My 150th show, I decided to wave at people on their way to work.

(I was too tired to exercise) Okay.

A fellow blogger Fightin’ Mad Mary brought me cupcakes! She is the most beautiful person ever!

Eating is much better than working out.

The NBC Pages were entertaining and fun! The male pages ran out like a drill team. It got everyone’s attention. Deshuan (a new page) involved the audience in doing the wave! Leading the line of talent was Jason K. who truly has turned things around. Jason K is a leader, and people follow his lead. Use you power for good. It didn’t stop there! Kristian asked questions like, "Anyone hear from out of the country? "Who has been to the Tonight Show before"? It was great! People want to say how they are a part of the legendary Tonight Show! The pages had a great time also!

For all of those who love spreading the criticism, I say. Please go and tell the pages that they did a great job. That way they will keep it up! Scott, (the Boss over the Pages) they made you proud today. Great job to you Scott, all that you do and the most amazing pages.

My boyfriend (who is white, mother) came to the show (Thanks Boo) and enjoyed everything. Jack the number one camera guy greeted us. I’m working on getting pictures of Jack and the crew. Jeff, (Jay’s Wardrobe Guy) I need help with my white boyfriend’s clothes. He wore shoes to the show that he got from Payless years ago. PAYLESS! You could pay more, but nothing, pay more.

Vicky (the band singer) has just finished her album. You go girl! Vicky makes the show exiting during the breaks. Victoria is the hardest working person ever. Anyone, who can sweat under his or her armpits in a freezing studio every taping, has to be working hard! You all better buy her album!

Guests:

GloZell Green… Nope but the top three corespondents were.

Nate Jackson, Bill Monte and James Younan!

One was the token skinny back guy with a high voice. That’s so original (J. J. walker, Chris Tucker, Eddy Murphy, Martin Lawrence etc.)

A short, white, nerdy, bald guy who looked like a thumb!

Last but not least, a huge guy who did perfect impressions of dead great comedians and other people, who are not current, and very few people care or remember.

GloZell, build a bridge and get over it!

Jeremy Piven, who was dressed in a funky fun hip way that worked for him. Good guest.

Jenna Fischer, who, just three years ago came to visit the Tonight Show with Jay Leno and vowed to one day be a guest. (Hey Jenna, can you teach a sister a short cut?)

John Legend was the musical guest. Kurt (a friendly hot camera assistant) Thought that John had a great sound and that his rehearsal was just as great and professional as his performance. Thanks Kurt I know you have seen a lot of shows and I trust your opinion.

Tune in tonight and watch John’s eyebrows dance, dance, dance…


Remember, what Holy Week is truly about!…


LoVe Ya,

GloZell

GloZell's Beaver

In line today, I met Dan Wereszynski, who is a Flight Attendant and his, parents from Manhattan, N.Y. Dan paid for his parents to travel to California in order to see Jay Leno and the Price is Right because it’s his mother’s birthday. They were on the second row at the Price is right and they took a picture with Jay. Happy B-day!

In GloZell’s VIP section, was Susie Ault, from California and Jean Davis, and Suzie Zanin, who are from the town of Ideal, South Dakota and their 4H-club mascot was the Beavers. They took a picture with Jay and told him they were Ideal Beavers.


I also tried to learn how to play Hacky Sack, from Zach, and Jeffrey who attend a Nazarene College in California. (Go Jesus!)



Also in the outside line was the proudest grandmother ever named Evie. Her grandson, Mark is the drummer for the young hot group the Sick Puppies, who were performing today on the show. Evie passed out flyers, and everything. Also in line was his sister Melissa, father Mark, Uncle and mother Diane. Diane got Mark his first drum set when he was 9 years, old out of a penny saver. Great investment! They were so proud of him.

I don’t know why they couldn’t get on the guest list, their son was on the show and they waited outside since 11:00 AM.

It must be hard for the person who picks the front row people for the show. Everyday he has to pick young, diverse, multicultural people whom are hot. I have seen a few beowolves get to the front, but for the most part, they are pretty people. I fear for him. One day a huge ugly woman, who has traveled cross country to plop her girth on the front row in order to touch Jays hand is going to pimp slap him one day. He should have a bodyguard.

I found out, through my sources, that the P.A. who looks like a broke Ben Affleck is single ladies! I know, how can this be?

He loves his mother, and his bunny slippers. Let me know if you are interested in dating the fake Ben Affleck. He is funny, you will have a great time.

Guests:

The Oak Ridge Boys! They made a guest appearance, I was so happy. I love country music .and they sang Elvira during the break. Giddy-Up, baboom, boppa, baboom, boppa, bow, bow… I love the Tonight Show with Jay Leno!

Craig T. Nelson is bald and has long hair in the back. The only person I’ve seen pull that off is Sandy who works with the band. Cut your hair, Craig you are bald and only fooling yourself. You look silly!

Molly Shannon is a little quirky, and a lot funny. I met her Saturday night 10:34 PM at an ATM at B of A. I told her that I was a fan. Molly seemed so happy. I didn’t tell her I go to the Tonight Show with Jay Leno every day because I didn’t think she would ever be on the show. Now, I wish I had mentioned it.

Sick Puppies rocked! They were edgy and fresh. The drummer was smoking hot! The whole band looked hot.(all three) I don’t’ know who does the sets for the guest band on the show, but it was awesome! Strings of light bulbs were flashing to the beats towards the end of the song. Great job, set decorators!

I’m still exercising, because I have clothes that I can’t fit in anymore, and I’m not going to by new ones. Yes, I had camel crotch today, but I’m working on that! I can’t help, at this point, that my clothes are too tight and are gathering around my flower. I work out in front of the line 10:00 AM to almost 11:00 AM… I’m doing the best I can, with what I got, people!


Remember, timing is everything…


LoVe Ya,

GloZell

Glo loves Jay, and Metroblogging loves Glo!

This was on blogging.la today!


Glo loves you back.

I'm hitting a big milestone tomorrow - it will be my 150th episode of The Tonight Show to attend.

Dear NBC…It’s GloZell again…

In line today I met Deb, Jim and their son Mark. A great family from Omaha, Nebraska. They had great suggestions for NBC.

1. Get a new television set for the lobby.

When people walk in, one of their first impressions of NBC is that raggedy, RCA TV with the off color. Come on.

2. Up date Tour.

Most of the clips that are of shown at the beginning of the tour, are for shows that have been off the air for years. Jim said, "I thought Johnny Carson was going to walk from behind the screen". Most of the people who go on the tour have never seen the shows that are talked about on the tour! People could care less about the dress that was worn by Deidre Hall on her 3rd marriage on "Days of Our Lives" 1980 (whatever). Deb said, take me back NBC, but please bring me up. They cracked me up all day. Keep the old, and add some new.

3. Up date posters.

Jay’s hair is black in the posters. Hello.

4. It’s a studio that broadcasts shows.

Have televisions that play current show clips in the lobby, so people can go "yeah I’ve watched that show’. As it stands now, my grandmother can say, "yeah I use to watch that show". The TV’s can have the volume turned down. People want to see clips of Scrubs; Vegas, The Office, Deal or no Deal something that’s on the air.

5. Update the selection in the "Gift Shop"!Sizes, colors etc.

Today, I (GloZell) walked some people in line to the lobby, to go to the bathroom and see the "Gift Shop" it’s pitiful. Stay on top of that please. Help me, help you. Okay…

6. Last, but not least, please have the pages take a class in customer service, because they represent the Tonight Show.

The pages are fine during the tour, but its when they are behind the desk their enthusiasm disappears. .

If they don’t feel important or connected to the show, it’s not their fault. As a graduate of University of Florida (Go Gators! who are champions this year) If the team is doing poorly, feeling uninthused, or not playing well. They don’t change the team they change the coach!

I don’t know if there is a person, or a class that is in place to help guide the NBC pages. If you want a great example, go do the WB tour.

It would be nice if a camera man, band member, or other members of the crew, every once in a while say "Hey I hope you have a good time working here", or "good job today", to a page. The pages act like they are the bottom of the totem pole, and they’re not. Jay’s leaving, like it or not, one of those pages could be your boss someday. There needs to be an attitude adjustment, and it’s not just them.

The pages should get a chance to take a picture with Jay, the week they get their uniforms, not when they leave. That way they will be excited to tell the guests that they have met Jay, he’s so nice; I’ve spoken to him, etc.

That meaty Ben Affleck look alike, named Matt, was outside today passing out cards for the show. I will call him Big Ben. He got on my nerves about how he doesn’t like the Gators. Big Ben has a great personality, even though he is not as funny as he thinks he is, everyone loved him.

I have to say that the new page Scott S. is terrific. Jim asked me if he was the head of the pages. I told him Scott has been working here for eight days. He is great!

Guests:

Jennifer Love Hewitt was beautiful, with full hips. Jennifer, I exercise at 10:00 am, four times a week in line, before the show, come and join me, girl so people won’t think you are pregnant. If you do get pregnant, poof…Sponge Bob Square Pants. Let’s nip that in the bud.

Robert Rodriguez was funny, and I enjoyed his crazy stories about his using his own kids in stunts, for his movies. I hope his gross movie does well, I won’t be seeing it.

Brandi Carlile, had this deer in the headlights look at first, but then she started to sing and her voice was strong and clear. Carlile was in the middle of bald white male twins. Interesting. Great voice!


Remember if you do something you like, you will never work a day in your life…


LoVe Ya,

GloZell

Tickle me Leno…LoVe Glo…

In the line today I sat next to Mariko who is the funniest person I have met in the line. I met her the last month when Gerard Butler was on the show. Mariko is a member of Gerard Butler.net one of the many fan clubs for this man.

There was a rat, that tried to cross the street, got scared half way and stopped in the middle of the road. Mariko got a bag and helped the rat out of the street, so it wouldn’t get hit. I guess it ran away to Taco Bell?

Mariko is a student at USC film school but doesn’t care for George Lucas’s Films; she only likes his technical side. Her major is Film Production and Sociology. Mariko also had condoms advertising the movie "300" staring Gerard Butler; maybe she likes his technical side.


Somer was playing hooky from her job at MidEvil Times. Somer says that Gerard Butler inspires her because his parents wanted him to be a lawyer, (Which he did become) but he decided to act, and it turned to be the right thing. Somer has been discouraged to follow her dreams, so she looks up to Gerard Butler for inspiration.

Also in line, I met a mother-daughter team. Brittany Javers and her mother Jackie Javers who was the only one I met who was there to see Tim McGraw.

On Sunday, they were on Sunset drive on their way to Hugh Hefner’s Playboy Mansion on Charing Cross Rd. when an alien looking brown car almost hit them. Jackie said, what a jerk! They realized it was Jay Leno and followed him up to the 405 freeway and he got away. (They said they would e-mail me some pictures) They love Leno.

Congratulations to the 15-year-old I met hours before the show, who enjoyed the show, and the parents who lied to get her in.

In the studio, Mariko and I, just looked at Mike, the stage manager’s, rump. He walks back and forth in his jeans with the little hole on the right pocket. (Come on, I know you look, Mike got some ba-donkey-donk, and it looks good) The next time Mariko comes to the show, we are going to have 10 dollars worth of quarters to bounce of his behind. God Bless America!

Mariko got to take a picture with Jay Leno. I didn’t think she would. Mariko asked me to take it with her.

I froze! I can’t look into Jay’s beautiful blue eyes. Jay had two buttons unbutton. Wow! I love those days when I can see more of his chest. He put his arm around me for the picture and at that moment, I don’t think I could have told you my name. (Jay Leno does it for me) Oh, no! I have white man fever.

Guests:

During the monologue, Jay talked about how people can’t tickle themselves and Kevin put his funny 2 cents in. Here’s my 2 cents Kevin. Where else does any member of the band plays? (Except Smitty) I know you guys know more than the 8 songs. I have been listing to you guys for almost a year. I’m assuming it’s because of copyrights or royalties. Let me know.

Gerard Butler has the most committed fans I have ever seen. They love him so much. I loved him in Phantom of the Opera. During the movie I was thinking, I don’t know who that guy is with that half of plate on his face, but he is gorgeous. Gerard Butler is funny and that accent drives the women (and some men) wild. It’s a great time when he’s here.

Tim McGraw had on a big hat. It made me sing "I hanker for a hunk of cheese". Tim also looked sexy. A guy in his band was playing some kind of slide guitar, it was cool. He sounded great and I loved his song and his jeans. (Calm down, GloZell)

I need to go to W.M.R., White Man Rehab…

I’m still exercising in line before the show.

Remember, Once you go white…


LoVe Ya,

GloZell

C.S.I. GloZell...

My lunch came today from three high school teachers named Sherri, Annie, and Debbie, they were playing cards, reading and grading papers.

In line, I had a great time with Michelle, and her daughter, Monique. I met them in line when Jim Carey was on. That was the day Scary Carey, Ryan Click got kicked out for impersonating Jim Carey all day long and wouldn’t stop.



Michelle and Monique gave me a scratch off ticket from the high priced Mobile gas station and I won 4 dollars. Michelle won 58 dollars.



Their friends were Nick and Joni. Joni was pretty and a lot of fun. Nick told me the craziest stories I have ever heard. Nick is a Diener for the Air Force. He said he chops up people for a living. What? He does the autopsies on dead people in the Air Force. Nick said that people commit suicide all the time in the service. Our boys and girls get depressed and kill themselves. (What?) If it’s accident, the family gets 200 thousand in insurance money. Though if it’s a suicide, the government won’t pay. His job was to investigate to see if someone committed suicide or a faked it for the cash.

Once, a guy was found hanging dead from his dorm door, with rope and a hanger. There were Playboy magazines all around him. Nick said its called Autoerotic Asphyxiation. (What?) Turns out on the door there were a lot of divots where this guy did this a lot. (What?) So, the family got the money because it looked like an accident. Nick also was one of the people who did the autopsy of the crew of the NASA Challenger after it blew up and their bodies were found in the ocean.



Once an Air Force plane, going 500 miles per hour crashed in the Tampa Bay and the Navy Seals couldn’t find him. An old guy fishing found him. The pilot was Nick’s friend. The friend was so bloated Nick slid the skin off his dead friends fingers, Slid the skins over his fingers and that’s how they got the dead mans fingerprints. This was 1988. Nick said that small fish had nibbled away at his ears and the tip of his nose. When Nick told the stories I got goose bumps. Nick and Joni got a picture with Jay and Nick mentioned me. That was the first time someone mentioned me to Jay when they got their picture. Thanks!




Guests: (Who cares did you read that story?… and that was the edited version)

Kurt Russell looked good, very good, so good. (Sorry, I didn’t mean to go Overboard)

Shia LaBeouf… cute and Jewish. (Next, I mean pass)

Hillary Duff looked very sexy, she is not the girl from Nickelodeon anymore. I felt like she didn’t care to be there, or she was tired. Her song was okay and I wished she had more energy. After she sang someone brought her some water like she just did a concert or something. I smell Diva!

Pam and Jeff Hanchey from Louisiana suggested that NBC take professional pictures while we wait outside. Pictures with the city background or the stage. 20-25 dollars for an 8 X 10 and 10-15 for 5 X 7. They got one when they went to the Today Show.

Great job pages keep up the great work! You make a great difference!

Oh, I've started my exercise in line program. Here is my "Before" picture...



I'll be posting update pictures of my progress as they happen.

Remember, live life like everyday is your last…

LoVe Ya,

GloZell