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Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Glo bug...

I met some some great people today...

Joe (audience member) and I walked with the strikers then went to the show...




The creator of Desperate Housewives spoke to the strikers... seems like it's looking good for the WGA...

I met Toni and Ben (A big sports fan) from Chicago.. ( They got a picture with Jay!)

I met Chris Barentz ( Decorative Artist) who is in town for work... She is a great person who loves to have fun... BarentzDsgnStdio@aol.com

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Tonight Show Biz...

The pages jacked up the first 30 in line again today... it's starting to be funny... The Pages had to change the line a couple of times...

Tony (Head of Security... You have been a JERK to some of the security people that work under you for a year now... I suggest you rub your huge belly clockwise, really work your colon then drink a large glass of hot water, and stay close to home... because you are full of poo!...

Or go to the doctor to have that bug removed from your bum...

As long as you stay bald, your legs rub together to the point your pants are jacked up in the back, don't you EVER treat me the way you treat some of people who are unfortunate enough to have to work with you...

I am so Sorry ....Thanks

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The Tonight Show was good...

I missed Gidget... ( get well soon... they have special pillows that will help your back)

I like the new pages I met today ... Josh (waxed eyebrows) and Danny... (both cute... take off your shirts)


All the guest were good..

The writers are on Strike segment..Interesting...

I like the guy who can fit into a tiny box... (I can use a guy like that.)..

The old lady with the plates and bowls... Boo!...

The lady from Russia who lives in Florida with the cats... (Why do blond ladies people with talented pets live in Florida?...)


After the show Jay taped a segment where he flirted with Dr. Phil's wife Robin...

Robin looked good... I loved her shoes... Very high sexy black heels....
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GLOZELL'S GHETTO APOLOGY

Isaiah Washington lost his job because he called one of his cast members a "fag"... It was hearsay until at some award show he grabbed the mic and said " I didn't call my coworker a fag"...

Isaiah Washington was fired... went to Gay Rehab, said he was sorry... then Isaiah was hired by NBC on the show Bionic Woman...( NBC is so forgiving and understanding ... I like that)



HAPPY BIRTHDAY ELLEN! ( You are the best!)
The strike is coming to and end... I would like to be the first one to apologize to Ellen DeGeneres for the harsh words she endured because Ellen did what she thought was right by keeping her show going during the strike from the beginning... I AM SO PROUD OF ELLEN THE BEST LADY FAG IN THE WORLD...

I didn't call Ellen DeGeneres a Lady Fag! ( pause pause pause... yada yada yada)

(now if I apologize I will get a part on a NBC show...)

I am so sorry! ( can't wait to see what show I get at NBC!)...( send emails now)

2 comments:

Melinda said...

i enjoyed this show too. that oscar noms for real life drama bit was too funny. especially terrell "that's my quarter back" owens. they could've put ole hillary clinton up in there, far as i'm concerned.lol

good to see you're back. i loved those cats! you sure put that security guy on blast! ahahaha!!! what did he do?

GloZell said...

It was a good show Melinda..

The security guard has had issues since day one...

Have I said anything about him... no..

There is a resturant accross the street with the nicest people working there... they told me 2006 that they didn't like one of the security guards...


They discribed him to a T. Tall big.. dark like Mexican or somthing... They said he treats them badly...

I never said anything then becuase he never did anything to me...

I was on the guest list and so I didn't want to mess up with the person who put me on the list who worked for NBC....

I have seen him be nasty with this nice older Asian security guard... This guy is in his 60's or more...

He has snapped at the Asian guy in front of the people waiting for the show!... Asian guy dosn't bother anyone...

I have also seen him... be rude to Andy aka "The Hair"... the on stage security guard... the best guy that works for the whole show...

Latley he has had more than his underwear stuck up in his crack...

He is a glorified Boyscout... he dosn't even have a whistle...

He also got loud with me yesterday... I told him twice... Why are you so loud... I have no problem with my hearing...

I said it twice.... So I hope he has enjoyed all of the " food plus" he has had from accross the street...

I would never mess with someone's food becuase that happened to me before....

So the resturant people were right... He is a jerk who gets off on pulling rank on people...

I am like Robin Hood of NBC I have to defend the ones who are afraid of looseing there jobs...

I have one year to get everyone in place... It will be fun!


So he better no waddle and speak to me ... So that's that...

Tony is the only one who seems to be able to get the first 30 in line right...


Thanks Melinda, Boyfriend has wifi and now I don't have to go to the church... and I can respond faster...

Take Care,

GloZell