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Friday, January 11, 2008

Does Jay Pick his Scabs GloZell?

To my knowlege Jay dosn't use, scabs or anyone else! Jay said he writes his own jokes... That's the ende of that!

( You will have a GloZell free Monday and Tuesday... I will be going out of town to work...)

Joe. M ( head of strike at NBC) Make sure everyone is friendly... no yelling! ( I will found out what happened)

(Tonight Show... please continue to keep the line in order... 1,2,3----30 don't forget!)


I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THIS TIME TO APOLOGIZE TO ANDREW Z. THE NBC PAGE WITH THREE WEEKS TRAINING WHO I CALLED AND IDIOT YESTERDAY... FORGIVE ME OR ELSE.... GLOZELL
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Today was so much better...It's great when Tony( head of security) does the speech...He speaks with authority. Tony took the time to explain why we were in lobby 1 ...why we can't use the chairs... where the two lines are going to be... why are we in two lines... and how we are leaving lobby 1....



We went a new way...I loved it.. around the back we saw Jay's car... and didn't pass the Strikers)
NBC Page Crystal did a fantastic job of keeping us in line!... as soon as she turned her back... the second line was moving in front of the first... Crystal turned around and kept turning around to keep the line in order... Thanks!

Thanks Danny (NBC Page who is all kinds of fine... with dimples...mmmm!) for removing the pornographic filth those boys were reading and making comments on!)
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Tonight Show Biz!

Before the show Jay did his " I write my own jokes please don't heckle the show speech" I think it helps a lot! Ross the Intern was on! People went wild... Some champagne was passed out. I don't think it was real because Jay drank on and he doesn't drink... some say it tasted like apple juice! Arsenio Hall...Was funny... still hyper ( amazing what loosing your talk show and hair plus breaking up with boyfriend Eddy Murphy plus time can do.. he looked good) I thought Arsenio got married but he didn't have on a wedding ring.. but he did have on two rings one was a band on his left pinky...

Arsenio Hall and Kevin Eubanks are good friends... during the break Kevin played Jazamidy... Kevin plays... Arsenio talks.. Arsenio walked over to the band and started " Michael Vic is a Azz hole over and over " say it with me now.. I ain't on da air I can say azz hole... Michael Vic is an azz hole.... No Whitney album in 2007...that's because she called Bobby Brown the King of R& B... Bobby Brown ain't the D** King or R&B.. Little Richard is the King and Queen of R&B..( the audience loved it...) I would just love to see Jeff B. ( the head wardrobe man) pick out like three different looks for Jay and maybe by Internet or something people could vote... I think it would be cool to see Jay do the show in something else besides a suit... something wild and fun like Jeff B.
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The Twister Sisters are some crazy fun blond ladies who love chasing twisters... interesting..the footage of what twisters could do was cool to see. Seether was the musical band... Some loved it some hated it... interesting... I think the Tonight Show has been working hard to put the show together with out the writers... and doing a good job.( The strike will be over soon I hope) After the show people were asking me... I saw Cue Cards? Does that mean that Jay uses writers?...

GloZell --- Jay get to work early this week ... Monday 7.40 AM... Tuesday 7. 45 AM... looks at papers and magazines... to see whats new... I BELIEVE... JUST GUESSING DON'T KNOW FOR SURE THAT: HIS jokes that HE has come up with or reusing that HE has written...( Jay used a joke from Monday on Tuesday or some other day of the week) then they are put on Cue card... WHAT JAY HAS WRITTEN... if this is not the case... someone at NBC let me know..

When I came out of the show... a striker had a sign that said something about Jay using scabs... when he saw me, striker hid the sign... an audience member asked what's a scab? ... Scab is a writer that crossed the picket line...

Over all the strikers were completely different today... Plenty of people from the audience wanted to take pictures with them and hold strike signs.... That's a much better!
Thanks Joe M. ( head writer for the Tonight Show and in charge of the strike)

Have safe travels back to Phoenix Brayde ( who lost all of her baby fat by breast feeding...baby is now 8 months old) and her always finely dressed mother Daina ( who just retired from 30 years of teaching 2 ND graders) Didn't get a picture of their friend Crystal who has never seen the Tonight Show (A cute young white teacher that moved to South Central because rent was low... remember... don't wear red or blue... gang colors)

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GLOZELL'S GHETTO JOKE!

How do you beat a black man?.....




Cry! (ha ha ha ha ha... that's funny GloZell)







Arsino Hall said his star smells like pee... I cleaned Jay's ha ha...

3 comments:

Melinda said...

What does Arsenio do now exactly? I see him on Jay from time to time but that's it. And he embarrasses me sometimes in the SAME exact way he described others as embarrassing him. LOL! He did make a few funny comments, like that bit about the NH voters & Jesse Jackson. LMAO

Hope your trip is safe! I'll keep my eye on Jay for you.

Wait, so what is the deal with your dad's leg? He wore a artifical one that you kept? I'm missing something.

GloZell said...

Melinda,

I didn't like Arsenio growing up... never thought he was funny... he now produces somethings from time to time...

I use to watch him on "Solid Gold"... and say" How did this guy get on a show?" but... I liked his talk show... but not him... the woof woof and Arsenio Hall we be having a ball....

My father lost his left leg right when I was getting ready to go off to college... I thought " I don't want to be off at college and he passes away...

I went to community college for two years... then... after two years getting ready to go off to college... he losses his right leg....( I wanted to be in California since...I was 6 I think... I would hear on the TV "From California we have... whatever show I was watching"...

My dad work all day and came home late... The only show we watched together was the Tonight Show With Johnny Carson... he only show...

He worked so my sister and I can go to private schools and see more than he did...

My father only had one pair of shoes for years... his feet were very bad and errible cirulation...

His vains would pop and blood would be every where.. If my mother was'n in bed and felt the wet... he would have died three times that way...

so it was a blessing when he lost his legs ... didn't have to worry about his vains, and dying in his sleep...

He never complained about poor me.. and having artifical legs didn't stop him from driving or anything else...

His real legs did...they were weak...and he stood for hours... he was dirt poor and one of 8 children... the only one to go and graduate from collage...(I guess that's enough)

Jay Leno passed by My dad's shop on a motocycle once... he said Jay waved... that' a big deal on South and Paramore Street in Orlando Florida... a famouse white guy driving down the hood?


So I hear so many stories from the audience and I relate... I feel protective of the audience and I want them to have the best time they can...

The pages have to be nice... keep the order in line... I spend 5 or more hours with the early people and to here the stories and how excited they are to see Jay! Most have never been to California...

I just can't have Strikers yelling at them or...attitude... so I come across as evil and mean and rude but...that gets things done!

Most people who want to never get a chance to see a live taping... and if they do... it's only once...( I can get carried away...sorry so long)

At home we have 6 legs... they didn't go in dad's casket... and you don't want to throw them in the gabage.... he died 2001... He wanted to see me finish college and get married...

Dr. Ozell Green ( dad) died 6 months after my wedding wich was 3 years after I graduated from University of Florida... ( Go Gators !)....

Moving to California is what I always wanted to do... so I'm just having fun.. learning and unlearning things...

I brought one leg back with me from Florida...I might help save someone's leg.. or life... maybe mine...( take care of your health)
I am sick right now but a cold not... high blood pressure... sugar

Thanks,
( I want to go to sleep but I am at the church to put up Sat. blog)

GloZell

JoeyfromVA said...

Hey GloZell, I found your blog quite some time ago, and check it often..I run Ross the Intern's fanclub(endorsed by him) on myspace, and was wondering if you would post the link on your sidebar? Thanks in advance.

http://www.myspace.com/officialrossfanclub

My page is: www.myspace.com/ajoebloe