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Friday, August 14, 2009

My Paris Hilton Spoof

This video is close to 30 Thousand on You Tube... It is my Spoof Of Paris Hilton's Carl's Jr. Commercial....





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Today I had a big audition that just really came out of the blue sky... a friend of the people from the movie Pooltime... and the casting agent knows Mary...

So SK takes me there and I know my lines, I am on time, I get to ad lib...

After we make it back to the valley... we stopped and Jon's for some fruit ( Paria's mom says that's the place to go)... and

SK car won't start! Just have to say thank you Universe for allowing us to make it so close to home

Q came and picked us up... do we have the car towed to the house or to a auto shop can't pay to get it fixed now... ??? ( Thanks Mary and Q....)

So just need one thing to turn around. I'll try not to wait by the phone but we do need a miricle in 2 weeks...

19 comments:

Susanne Sus said...

This is the best video I have ever seen of you! Just great!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

Aunt Sus

GloZell said...

Ha ha ha... Aunt SUS...

Ha ha ha I can picture you laughing your head off... Crazy Americans....

Ha ha ha


Thank you so much... made my day to read your laugh!

GloZell

Anonymous said...

GG,
OH NO!!! What did you all do? Where's your car? Does insurance pay towing? Ours gives a small rental from dealer.
It's great you had an interview & PLEASE let them call!! And with good news.
Like seeing a favorite movie again. And not surprized sooo many have watched it.
Ate Mx today and over to see Jenni awhile. She's in charge of our Communication Center and 18 dispatchers. Head of Austin PD Communications was meeting her this PM. Got groceries before the weekend crowd. Jim and Casey are napping during nat'l news.
Thank God for Q!!
NOW RING PHONE!!!
XXOOOXOOXX,
MD

GloZell said...

MD!!!!!!!!

SK... wait... ( Kevin... how did yaw'll get your car here!)

Okay... Q jumped his car... then this guy who has an RV... he lives in it and it's always parked on our street... nice guy...

Mr. Pete... a Vet...went to war and everything...

Started chating with SK=Kevin... and he has some charger thing for his RV and now we will see if the car hold the charge...

Nice of the guy .. Mr. Pete..

and oh so nice of Q geez... Mary has got to win those Emmy's... they deserve it... you know they let some guy stay with them for 2 years becuase he was trying to make it as an actor...2 years...

That's a long time... and that's the kind of people they are...you don't find that many types in Cali... Well there is Leslie, Paria, Bob and Steve... I know some good folks!

Oh mighty phone... please LORD!

Someone else sent some of my videos to Whoopi Goldburg... she is in Vermont right now on Vaca. So people are really trying. Got to get more auditions...

okay... walking in the morning with Mary and Par Par...

Kevin put up more pictures up on www.kevinsimon.com

He has a little blog... oh he said he wrote about me today... I better check that out...

Thanks MD

XXOXXXOOO

GloZell

Anonymous said...

GG,
Soooo glad your car's home and hoping it's just a battery.
I just wrote to SK/Kevin, but I don't know if he got it. My favorite is one with a red dot. Saw that Aunt Sus had written too and had purchased one of his.
Whoopi! I LOVE her!
I hope SK/Kevin got my comments and think he's VERY talented! You are both very right-brained!
XXOOOXOO,
MD

GloZell said...

MD!!!!!

Aunt Sus bought that painting! His first painting sold ever is going to the Swiss!
I am sure he has seen your comment... that site is his newborn...

MD.. I think I'm a little nuts... I was sitting here thinking about being poor and I wrote such a stupid song...
Where I truly thought...wow... I am crazy... hee hee hee

I got a video from 3 kids in Middle School today who follow my videos...but they didn't go through You Tube so I don't know how to put it on my blog... they are so cute... they say that they want to come to my show.... soooo cute 9th grade I think...
One is name Connor.

So my audience is wide... RING PHONE!...lol

So the car seems to be okay... oh that's what happen... we spent our last dollars on going to kinkos getting the print outs for the audition... printing resumes driving to the audition then going to the store... Leslie reminds me all the time how somehow I always seem to get what I want...

This two week thing is big right but nothing is too big for God... right?... RIGHT!

NO worries mon Ebey ting gon be all ite mon...

XOXOXOXOXOX

GloZell
Hee hee hee... okay going crazy...

Thanks MD

XOXOXOXOXO
GloZell

Anonymous said...

GG,
SK's doing good with his painting...really good. AND so are YOU with your clubs, auditions, movies, etc. But everything takes TIME and sometimes you DON'T HAVE Time.
Keep talking/listening to your friends there. Unemployment's very high in Ca...everyone knows that who lives there. We have a friend who's daughter is retiring in Ca. the end of the yr. and our friend says she needs to move here because she won't be able to live in Ca. $$$. One problem...she has a 10 year old and is not she her ex. will let her take the boy. People are selling in Ca. and moving here by the droves because Ca. is too $$$.
GG, school districts always need good subs...you have a degree and are good with kids. You could pick which jobs/when to fit your schedule. I love subbing...mostly bilingual and special ed....just didn't sub last year because of Jim. And does your Church need you/SK for anything? Or your fitness center, one of the clubs? What about Jay with his new show?
Just some ideas...
XOXOXOXO,
MD

GloZell said...

MD!!!!!!

You always have great ideas... Time is running out...

I have to start planning for myself...by myself.


GloZell
xoxoxoxo

Anonymous said...

GG,
Please explain..."I have to start planning for myself...by myself." ???
I have come up with several meanings for what you said and not sure which is correct.
XXOOOXOO,
MD

GloZell said...

MD...

Two weeks We have to be out of this place... the man comes back and he wants his house back... cool

SK is painting... cool great I support... however... I am not living in a car... or the streets... if I have to crash on someone's couch... just till I can get through the Emmy's... ( one goal at a time)

I have to start making plans for myself... SK won't talk about it... we don't have 1st month last months anything... the hood is better than the ground.

Even if SK has the amazing stash of money... he has not NOT done well at all at communicating....

So he is showing how he handles issues... not having a place is a BIG ISSUE!

If he was searching for work and not getting it... cool... I would be in the streets with him...

But if he is trying and not telling me... or just not trying... not good enough MD...

He is a great guy... but the SK that first got here and the SK that's here now is not the same guy...

I think he is going through his midlife crisses... and think that I just going to smile... I mean...

????????????????????

So if he shuts down... so do I... I TRULY have no time to take care of grown men... upset about past stuff that's affecting the present.

TWO WEEKS MD... Orlando... well... that's just not an option... not going back...
I would rather die in California than live in Orlando... because I wouldn't be living anyways...

SK should have rubbed off on me... but I rubbed off on him!...

So I an no longer bringing up the Two weeks with him... everytime it's " WHY YOU BRINGING THAT UP"... I don't have any money...

okay... understood...

Not cool... trying not to go back to no good black men ways of thinking...

Very unattractive...

So Mary ( THANK GOD FOR MARY AND Q!!!! PARIA AND LESLIE, MD AND AUNT SUS!!!)... Who have been more than helpful...

I am going to this coffee shope and talk to them about putting up SK's work... ( they have paintings up)...
I will take pictures anything he needs and wants that I can do these two weeks...

I will make scrubs... if he helps... great... if not... fine... I think it's wonderful that he got a taste of doing what you love ... for him it's painting...

I can only hope that I will also...

So if my dreams are... well only dreams... Its soooooo great to help other or feel like I'm helping others with their dream...

Love that Jay Leno is still at NBC...

Great SK is painting...

Don't have to live a day after Mary get's her Emmy's... I will be happier than her...

So many people don't even try ... some try and just don't make it... talent and all...

But some do... and SK is living his dream... painting... and three of the Originals gone... Aunt Sus bought 2... That's great!

He took off 21 years from painting and now he's doing what he wants...

I never stoped looking at TV, plays, B.F.A. in Musical Theater, Church, Stand up,sing, playing the piano, You Tube... not once stopped performing...
Nothing... yet?... So... keep on trying... but I ... am I wrong???

Anyways... no need to hide the truth I have told everything thus far... and what a ride... WHOOO HOOO MD... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No one can't say that I haven't had fun and tried.

So back to z scrub... fun! I like the two Mary and I made... used the Brown one today... I was like please feel good!

And it did... oh I did well at church today...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... interesting?

HEY MTV... I AM YOUR REALITY TV!

So the story continues...

Thanks MD

XOXOXOXOXOXO

GloZell

Anonymous said...

GG,
I wondered. One day he's promoting your career then overnight painting nonstop. Saw he needed $$ for you two and had to begin. He knows how worried you are. He told your Mom he'd pay for things. Doesn't want to let you OR your Mom down.
His outward attitude may stink, but it's my belief he does NOT want to loose you over this. Think what he did just to be with you this winter. The military's coming out now...but in a creative way.
It's true I haven't met him, but I do believe he loves you and that he's a keeper. And you KNOW I wouldn't be bashful if I felt otherwise.
Your dreams WILL happen...but not in 2 weeks. Kevin's too. $$$ is the number one thing that causes couples to split. Hang in there. I think you two together are worth it. You Won't live in the car...you know you won't. It may not be as you both want, but it won't be your CAR...don't you really know that already. Abraham, Abraham, Abraham!!
Right now you need to get some St. John's Wart or see a doctor. You're having anxiety attacks and probably some depression. You can get St. John's Wart over the counter and it works and you will be more relaxed.
Kevin is probably very worried about you. Stay close to friends/family and stay close to KEVIN TOO. He's your partner and none of us are perfect. Now go do GREAT THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
XXOOOXOOXX,
MD

GloZell said...

MD!...

Well one thing is... I am going to be happy!... Thank you for reminding me... Abraham... I guess that's why people go to church everyweek... we know what the Bible says... but you need a reminder... ALL THE TIME... to get you through the week... hmmmmm

Well add Preacher MD!

Kevin went to the late service at church... interesting... I thought he was packing up to leave... so it's good he's going to church...

We went to a play ... (Asian Theatre) and it was wonderful... my friend runs the theater... it was so good...

Well she stopped by just as Kevin was going to church... she loves his work and was telling me places to put it up... so people would buy...ie the Coffe joint place was one of them....

Abraham....yea... it's going to be fine...

I'm getting up and ... well I feel like I have pushed myself with the work out... never ran or jogged before...

Kevin made me a little... but now he's stopped... WE HAVE SWICHED... I'm the one working out...

And... and have been getting hit on...Mary also...

I have been so lazy putting up pictures... I got the card of this German guy... very nice guy... who act like he fell in love with me...

Got to move to Germany if I'm hot there!!!!

St. Johns Wart.... what do I do with that?

Let me know... you are the MD...

XOXOXOXOXOX

GloZell

Anonymous said...

GG,
Why was he packing to leave??? What prompted that???

Bottom line...he DIDN'T so/forgive/forget it. He doesn't want to leave!
I am glad you went to the Asian play. I remember seeing them/hearing about them.
You BOTH hate all of this, but it will all be over in a few weeks...you will have both moved somewhere and it WON'T be a CAR either.
What do your CA. friends? You and Kevin should sit down and come up with some possibilities for 2 weeks from now. So Kevin doesn't have the 2 mo. rent. So he maybe should of stayed in the hood. So he is not as aware of the unemployment there in CA. We ALL make mistakes!!
You've come to a crossroads...end it or not! The grass is not always greener on the other side. He's done a lot for you and I haven't liked ANY of your other boyfriends. Kevin's been good to you, but feels guilt right now.
Please, please stay calm. St. John's wort can be taken daily and is very inexpensive. If someone is depressed or very anxious/lots of stress, it merely relaxes them. Walgreen, Longs, CVS, etc. have it...even grocery stores. It's an herb. There's lots of info. on the internet. I don't know what meds. you take and I don't know your body, but most people have thought it helped them. I used to take it, but my doctor wants me taking a perscription medication with all Jim's health issues and me being his full-time caregiver now. Take it if you can. It helped me and many others I know.
And open your Bible to Proverbs for patience.
XXOOOXOOXX,
Marilyn (MD)

Susanne Sus said...

GloZell, don't give up. MD is fully right with her comment on your present situation. SK cares, I am sure but now he sees a way to make money with his art! - It was a big step he did. He left everything behind him in order to stay with you. Now he is just gaining ground in L.A. - I agree you both should communicate together but it should be a constructive communication.
I don't know who paid your little apartment for you, but with this money and his rent he gets it could be possible to stay in a hotel? Couldn't it? How about the social welfare? Are you in a union for artists which is going to help in difficult times?

You sound bitter and I do understand this. Struggling and struggling and seeing no end so far. But sometimes there is coming help from somewhere nobody would have thought of it.

A pity I don't live in L.A. you could stay with me in my apartment for some time. :-)

You have friends and they do their best, don't forget this.

I just got a letter from my friend in the death row. His family doesn't help him, he has nobody. He is kept 23 hours a day in his cell which is as big as a normal bathroom. And he is only 25 years old and black. And says he is innocent and would like to have another trial. So I am going to collect money for him.

Cheer up and follow your heart.

Aunt Sus

Anonymous said...

GG,
What's happening today???
XXOOOXOO,
MD

GloZell said...

Minister MD!

WoW you fall into a lot of catagories (sorry about Spelling)... he packed his paints... I thought he was going to pack everything... I just sat there...

He came back from church... and then it was on

" I can't worry all the time.... I am trying to keep it together... I know that we will make it... you are very talented but it's hard living with you ... you are a spoil brat and want things when you want things...

You want me to get a job... I shaved my goat-tee and I will go looking... but that's not going to help us...

I want to paint and for 2 weeks TWO WEEKS! I was doing that... first time in my life... but no... you want me to go get a job...fine... that's not going to make things better...

A lot can happen in two weeks ...

You and Mary got the scrubs going... they work... they will sell...belive in us...


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So... MD... I will... let the man paint...

I had ideas ( I always have ideas)... and he was listening to me today... we also went hiking... I woke up to late to go with Paria and Mary...

He saw somethings he wanted to paint... oh I am getting texted and Facebook comments on how well I did at church...

I feel good that if I can entertain outside the church... that I better be good inside...

Leslie, Paria, Mary and Q came...

you have to meet all of them...

so... I have to make a list now... St. Johns Wart and Proverbs...

Yes...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... thank you...

What would I do without MD's words of wisdom...

AUNT SUS friend bought one of Kevins paintings...

So after last night... waking up to that surpise was like WHAT!!!!

Like A kid getting a gift... HONEY HONEY ... Someone bought a painting... someone bought a painting....

Made all the difference in the day....

I was ready to ask Q to help me shoot the commercials that I have in my head for the scrubs...

I have more... but 3 were shot today... you know... the best we could with my camera...

And Kevin went along and did a great job...

Leslie is teaching a Belly Dancing class for Myself and Paria... Mary has to work... I will be sure to get some video...

Such fun...

When I die... I don't want anyone to be surpised about anything that's said about me...

GloZell was a crazy nut... we all know that... AMEN...

Hee hee hee


Thank you MD

XXXXXXOOOOOOOOOOOXXXXXXXXXXXOOOOOO!

GloZell

Anonymous said...

GG,
Remember the song..."What a Difference a Day Makes"...that's your/Kevin's song!!! The accomplishments, the communication, the love, the teamwork, etc... "...twenty four little hours!" Enjoy lifes ups together and learn from its downs together.
It all sounds good and makes me almost cry with joy!
Gonna have some soup. Jim's feeling bad tonight so didn't finish his cans. A slight fever. Little energy. Has some bug.
I am truly, truly happy for you two...
XXOOOXOO,
Marilyn (MD)

GloZell said...

MD!!!!!!!!

Thanks thanks and thanks... too bad Jim feels bad... I have a little something also... runny nose... we are doing our best... anything we can think of we are trying... so

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Thanks... going to watch Seinfeld on the computer... gee it's been 2 months without TV...

Thanks again...
XOXOXOXOXOX

GloZell

GloZell said...

MD!!!!!!!!

Thanks thanks and thanks... too bad Jim feels bad... I have a little something also... runny nose... we are doing our best... anything we can think of we are trying... so

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Thanks... going to watch Seinfeld on the computer... gee it's been 2 months without TV...

Thanks again...
XOXOXOXOXOX

GloZell