Wednesday, August 26, 2009
I became a Lesbian!...
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GloZell's Ghetto Issues
Today is SK's Birthday... So I got to write that one his Facebook page and this HEIFER said Happy Birthday a day early . That was yesterday.
Today the same HEIFER said Happy Birthday I wanted to be the first to tell you. (YUK)
Then he responds... " OH your Birthday wishes are heartfelt... your Birthday is on the 29th"
OH REALLY?...
So I ask Who is that?
He says an old Girlfriend...
Why the Heffer had to leave 2 messages... SK can read.
So I leave her a message... I was the first one to screw him... HA HA HA!
(I have to work on my evilness)
Just thought about it... she was the first for that also... GEEZ!
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GloZell I love you. You are so funny. I can't get enough of your youtube videos. Keep them coming and keep us laughing.
May the Lord Bless and Keep You
Hey Carla...
Great "Hearing" from you...
Thank you so much.
I LOVE YOU CARLA... (not in shrimp loving sort of way... not that there is anything wrong with that)...LOL
Thanks C
GloZell
Hey Carla...
Great "Hearing" from you...
Thank you so much.
I LOVE YOU CARLA... (not in shrimp loving sort of way... not that there is anything wrong with that)...LOL
Thanks C
GloZell
GG,
I don't want want to watch it again because I am very hungry and might binge. I have been home since Sunday P.M. and Jim is asleep still. I am getting cabin fever so will go alone to our Mexican restaurant. Jim's pill and can schedule messes up his sleeping and his heart monitor at the hospital shows possible sleep apnea which which I've suspected for a while. I had made him an appt. for this, but when he was in the hospital I had to cancel...but will mention when he goes to the internist Friday.
So today's SK's birthday? I'm going to send him a birthday message on his "newborn" as you call it.
One thing about the scrubs...consider using a little less oil...it's costly for you and unnecessary for them. Also, you might put your website information on your label for reorders and for anyone who receives some as a gift and wants to purchase additional.
XXOOOXOO,
MD
MD....
I hope Jim feels 100% better...
Thanks for the Ted Kennedy info... everyone knows you at the Mexican place...
Yes it is SK's Birthday...
And okay to the Scrub info... it does cost a lot... after we get known for scrubs... the price has to go up...
Had to sends some out today...
ummmm SK didn't laugh at my set so I have to rewrite...
Okay... Take Care....
GloZell
GG,
I thought you were going to sing the breathe video?. Is that what SK didn't laugh at this PM? Maybe with a few drinks?.
You might go back through your UTUBE videos that have been looked at the most and 1+ videos from those for your monologue. Maybe an Obama one?
I just returned from our MX restaurant...yes they all call me Tia (Aunt). A couple heard me mention Brownsville and she came to my table because she was raised there. When she heard my last name her jaw dropped and she sat down. Turns out she worked for our radio station there and went with Jim's younger (5+ yrs.) brother all through high school. She sat with me for an hr. Seems when my brother-in-law went off to UT he fell in love with another. She wanted to hear all about Jim, his brother, and parents (deceased) and radio/local people. They live in Abilene, formerly from here. They are calling next time in town and we'll eat together at Mx Rest. It's a small world!
XXOOOXOOX,
MD
MD!!!
It is a small world... you can find something in common with anyone...
I just got a call from a MINISTER... from O-Town that he saw some Booty Porn video and a chick looks just like me...
He called to ask if that was me...
I asked if you could see her face?... He said yes and it looked just like me to the point he couldn't watch..
WHAT?...
Great I have a look-a-like... Why couldn't it be Beyonce'...
Oh well...
I am freaking out over my set... AS ALWAYS... SK is no help.
He has been on the computer looking for jobs.
We found a hotel... to move into ...
so that's good...it's shelter...
Okay that's my update..
GloZell
GG,
What was a minister doing looking at Booty Porn??? And how did he obtain your phone number??? That's what I'd want to know.
Got a hotel. That is good. Is it by the week...like for business people? Close to Studio City? "One day at a time, Sweet Jesus..." Be realistic about goals and live day by day. In time... It WILL Happen!
SK is job hunting. CA is hard and he's new, but you BOTH have your talents. Just be good to each other and build each other up.
You will do great Friday. I know that's easy for me to say.
XXOOOXOOXX,
MD
MD!!!!!!!!!!!!...
It's someone I know... he is a minister a younger one little older than I... and he left his number on my FaceBook to call...
And that's when he asked me about the Booty Fest 09...
Him being a minister and all wanted to know the truth....HA...
you could hear him talk to someone... hey she's on the phone... get me the video.... THE VIDEO...
and he read the name of the video to me...
The hotel is NO WHERE NEAR Studio City... about 1 1/2 from Studio City... we might be closer by Jan!...
It's 500 dollars for 2 weeks at a time... pool, tv... I hope WiFi, maid service...
I will pretend I am on Vacation...
It's just far away... won't see Mary, Q, Leslie, Paria as much if at all...
It has a gym... SK is still looking for other places and for work...
Okay got to start writing...
Thanks MD
XOXOXOXOXO
GG,
OK...that explains it. Nice guy.
Sounds good. Yes, all have either cable or satellite. AND it will have Air Conditioning. Water walking/swimming are excellent and good for stress. Maybe SK can get a lead/job from them.
Severe drought and triple-digits remain here and much of TX. Jim says it's El Nino effect and should produce wetter than normal late Fall/winter. The 2 golf course ponds in front of our house are almost empty trying to keep the course alive. We're on Stage 2 water restrictions and Austin only allowed to water once a week with big tickets for doing otherwise.
Know you're working hard for the Comedy Store. We will go to ALL your performances in January. It's gonna be so much fun and Jean and I talk about our trip daily. She and Mom just called and they'd gone out to eat and we going t5o Omaha...Mom's choice...to a Shrine.
Lunch time...
XXOOOXOO,
MD
GG,
P.S. Could this be the mystery woman in the boots your Mom saw???
XXOOOXOO,
MD
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