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Saturday, January 12, 2008

Glo's Florida get away!

The garage is the entrance we use to enter the house... My mother put up plaques that no one in the family... won...( she got the idea from a show to decorate with plaques... we don't know where she got them from...)(The curtain is a bed sheet) My mother collects Pianos...Frogs... Chairs....and stuff This was our Christmas trees... only on one tree all the lights work.... My one and only baby sister... DeOnzell L. Green!...( so happy to see me!) Act like you like me... This is going on my blog.... (Thanks)( DeOnzell is an Opera singer)The Safari Room.... ( What you don't have one?) ( Notice the two riffles by the door... just in case a Lion mistakes this room for the jungle)My sister has a portrait of herself in the Safari Room... Don't be jealous of the 1974 Orange and Red Shag Carpet)My cousin Zack painted the wall in 1976... It doubles as my mothers exercise room... she stretches....And jumps she jumps.... and jumps... all day... and night! In the living room is family pictures.. the pool table. That black chair... from the 70's ... music comes out of the top...( Can you say SHAFT)... Dad's picture is on the middle right...Some of Dad's 8tracks...A cup with flowers shaped like a boob...In front of the 8Track player is one of my Dad's legs...with my wedding bouquet in it.... yep
The blinds were messing up, so mom hung material she still had from making my wedding dress...YEP...The Sunken Florida Room ( my mother took material and wrapped the couches)One of the three bathrooms is covered with frogs...When you sit on the toilet you are looking at a cluster of frogs on your left and one that has jumped to get away from our house ... and died....Ribit In PeaceI spent most of my life in the Piano Room...( I never learned how to ride a bike)My mother has 10 working upright Pianos... and one church Organ...
The Yellow Kitchen... and ZellcaMy mother draws with marker whatever accent trim she wants on the cabinets...then erases it whenever... The Sea Bathroom...My mother put up a net and a on it is a real Starfish... and some shells... Boyfriend gave Mom a Jeweled Frog...( she is so dramatic)On the News... it said there will be a cold snap... Mom and I covered her weeds with bed sheets/curtains..... I was sleeping in the Garage got sick... (still am)...that's that. This is the nice lady, a teacher from Fresno Ca. Joyce who I met on the plane back to California ( Normal Land) who was celebrating 40 years of marriage at Disney World! For Christmas Joyce and her husband got the most comfortable shoes ever!
Do to the fact that.. my camera grew legs and walked away... my sister camera wasn't charged and she didn't get a chance to charge it while I was their...( 8 days) so many pictures was lost...
I bought another camera ....I have about five more pictures of the house, but I can't take any more... you get the jest of my life B.C....Before California


GloZell Green...




















8 comments:

Dan Wereszynski said...

Hey GloZell,

I just got the word; JETBLUE is giving me the flight attendant job.. I was so worried, because MAXjet (my old airline) laid me off on Christmas Eve and filed for Chapter 11 (Bankruptcy).

So after my background check (no problems there), and pass the three weeks training (I can do it, I HAVE TO), I'll be a true blue crew member.

It's ironic that I flew in on JetBlue (as did my parents) to Burbank and seeing The Price Is Right starring Bob Barker, and The Tonight Show with Jay Leno that you would be the one person I talk most about on my trips. Oh, and my parents tell me to tell you hi and congrads on General Hospital.

After training I know someone that's going to get buddy passes. Give you a hint she's smart, funny, and a bigger Jay Leno fan than me.

-Later,
Dan

Ted442 said...

Thanks for the Flordia pictures. They were interesting. Your Mothers house doesn't look so bad, except for all the pianos. But it is her house so you can't say too much about it. Have a good week and I'll be checking you out later.

ted442

Anonymous said...

Girl, your mom is the BOMB!! A real jewel!!! She seems very colorful and creative. Frogs in the bathroom? A Safari room? So fun!!! I see where you get your spirit from now! Be good to your mom, Glo! And be proud of where you come from.

Lol my mom is a bit of a free spirit, so I know there can be a down side. But, I've grown to appreciate her ways. Concentrate on the good.

Jay was great tonight. Letterman has the "A List" guests it seems, but I never turn away from Jay, I noticed. I just lke the feel of the show now.

GloZell said...

Dan!

You didn't tell me you were laid off!... Congrats on getting a JET BLUE JOB! They laid you off on Christmas Eve! How evil is that!

Buddy Passes we can blog Egypt! Or Florida... or BEVERLY HILLS!

Your parents are so fun!... But what's up with your brother ?


I'm glad to hear you are doing well! I'm so glad we met!

Take care... Did you decarate your new place in Los Vegas?... Try Frogs in the bathroom... Flower Legs in the living room... the list just keep on going...

LoVe ya Dan!


GloZell

GloZell said...

Crescenet,

Thanks for the nice words...Thanks for adding me to your blogroll!

I can't wait to check out your site... Thanks again!


GloZell

GloZell said...

Ted442,
NOT THAT BAD!... Did you see the hanging frog?... Did you see the marker on the kitchen cabinets that wipe off?...Did you see the leg with flowers?... Did you see my Florida Pictures?


Hmmmmm Do other people have these things in their home...

You are right it is her house... but... no you are right....

Did you see the leg ?... or my wedding material hanging on the walls?...


Okay okay... you are right it's not my house...

Well I feel better that you and others don't think it's that strange...

Thanks... I needed another set of eyes...


Thanks... well.... maybe my upbringing is not so strange... I can't believe I said that...


Thanks! Ted442
Glozell

GloZell said...

Melinda...

My mother is ... creative...colorful...and ... ... fun... o...k...a...y.

I am going to relook at the pictures I put up becuase I .. I am going to look for fun...

I don't know what to say about the reponses I got about the Church of the NazaGreen's House...

Well...

Thanks... This has shed some new light on my life...

I have been hearing nothing but grea things about The Tonight Show with Jay Leno.. Without Writers... The only thing now is new songs for the band...


I hope that the writers are not mad... at how the show is going on... better...and when they return it's all good and they take it to another leavel...

Not bad...fun... my mom is the Bomb...ha ha... Wow...

I would have never guessed that people would say that about The Florida House... One day I will laugh also...

One day.. I don't see it yet... but one day....


Thanks, Mel,

GloZell

Bryson C said...

Dear GloZell,
My name is Bryson Carter I absolutley LOVE your youtube channels! YOU have to be tbe funniest person EVER! ,but i have to ask you a huge favor. I have a website of my own called Reading With Bryson and I was just wondering if you could view and put something about it in on of your AWESOME youtube videos! Thats all I sincerely love You and Your Videos and if I was a girl you would be my role model!
From A Fan,
Bryson Carter@ www.readwithbc.blogspot.com