GloZell Beck-yum

David Beck-Yum

This morning I went to pay my rent...
My apartment is a slap mess...
( last night Boyfriend said that we probably wont make it)
I just praise God that I have my own place... it's more than some...

Then I was passing by Ghetto Bank on Crensaw and it was open at 9AM...
The security guard told me "Wez open on da first and da thard cuz dats when folks get paid"..
If wez don't open you know wez spends dat money.. so wez open early"

What makes this bank truly Ghetto besides the security guard still sporting The S Curl
They play old school music... on Saturdays I have seen people dance... I just want you to hear the loud behind music playing at the bank at 9AM... I was scared to video tape so it's just to hear the music...
Today it was Pattie La Belle and Atomic Dog... (My People My People)

I got gas... on Crenchaw... a guy spit on my car... I told him thank you... ( What else could I say?)
I thank God I have a Car that a crazy guy can spit on...

Tonight Show Biz...( I am celebrating Jay Leno's Birthday every day this month!)

THE TONIGHT SHOW CREW STAFF AND MY BOO HIT THIS SHOW OUT OF THE PARK...
THE BEST SHOW... This is the one to beat...

The monologue was good... Tonight Show Band was good..(I loved the Stevie Wonder song yesterday).... John Melendez spoke to me... I always try to play it off cool... but JOHN MELENDEZ SPOKE TO ME YEAH!...

There was a mean ole lady in line... and she kept saying.. you don't work here.. I don't have to talk to you... ( go get laid old bat!)

But there were several people who I had met in line today and before the show... the lady apologized and was very nice to me... Thanks lady! We cool! It's all good!

So when John Melendez took time to speak... it just was like Thank you Thank you!

now ... let's talk about my baby daddy... you know him as David Fine Az Beckham...
Bend it like Beckham... no... Bend it, smack it, flip it down, spit shine it... what ever that man wants...He is the most gorgeous man alive of all times...
He didn't have to speak... just sit there... I was hoping he would take off his shirt... That Brit man make me moist... ( It's a shame God took so much time on time) Beckham's Bodyguard ( who's suit jacket is way to long...he is fine but his jacket make him look like a Ape) Payed more attention with David than when he was here (in the same suit) with Posh... he was on the phone during Posh's whole interview...

David Beck-Yum told Jay that his son kicked a can of beans...
Hmmm... I aways wondered what rich white people did at home... they have nothing better to do than play kick the beans in the kitchen?... I love white people... they are so creative...

Sherri Shepherd... lucky... hug my baby daddy... she was fun and has lost a lot of weight...but.. she still is shaped like the WB Frog... top heavy and tiny legs.. ( Don't be jealous GloZell) Sherrie was in the lobby when we were walking out... Then the supreme fun band of all times! The B-52's... Love them... I mean Love Shack them...
I don't know what they were singing... but I was singing Love Shack... and they rocked it.. I had the best best time...

So... I got a deal for you James D. M. Leno... Aka Boo..

When the NBC comes crawling to you about your new contract... I get your first year salary of 50 million dollars.. ( If you don't believe what I say... you have nothing to loose) Thanks... I am going to go house hunting...
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In the line...

Ellen D. Fans!

Wolfman Max has a new friend... he calls it dinosaur... but it's a Sea Horse... it's whatever he wants it to be... College girls who skipped class to to see David Beck-Yum

College girls and Steve who forgot to get Jay to sign his picture last week... he will try again!

Help a Monster!

Jay Leno is loved around the world... Sweden

A young man from Denmark who got into a little trouble in line... but it worked out...

Denmark is writing over 20 postcards to his Step-mother who is 45 years young...

Jay Leno is Hot in Iceland

Steve and his signed picture! Yes you did it! He thanks Andy the Hair... (Security guard)