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Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Glo Two Many...

Glo morning to Boo Glo morning to Boo Glo morning Glo morning... Glo morning to Boo (Everybody sing)

Hmmm let's see... Today is hair cut day for Jay...


John Melendez is the Announcer, Warm up guy, and guest on the show today... Wow isn't that some kind of Tonight Show with Jay Leno history? Yes! No one has ever done that...




JOHN MELENDEZ IS MAKING TONIGHT SHOW HISTORY! Announce, tell jokes, play the guitar, sing, write, star, produce his movie and be a guest ...all while being a Tonight Show with Jay Leno employee... first time... no one else has done that... no one else can do that...

John Melendez tips... don't sit like Keanu Reeves... and that's it... I hope you show clips from the Premiere and the number one break out movie of the year " One Two Many"... Break a leg John!

What I liked about John's interview yesterday on Fox was that he talked about his days on The Howard Stern Show ( I didn't know John from that never seen that show) and how he would make fun of stars but he didn't want them to be mad at him... he wanted to shake hands or hug afterwards... (John has a heart of Glo... I mean gold)

I resemble that... what is said on the Tonight Show about anyone is done in jest... Jay talks about Hillary Clinton all the time and yet she was bold enough to come on the show and be cool with Jay... I don't want anyone mad at me but people are sensitive when things hit too close to home... it all in jest...
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Well I am a hypocrite today... forget what I just said about jest.. Freak Jest!

Brad Garrett is a ugly big nasty funky evil giant ape of a being...
He pointed out that Vickie R. wasn't laughing at him... ( So what) Then later on in segment one Two Many... Brad said that he has a small penis and that's why he has to date people that no one wants like that sister on the bongos!

WHAT... You Goliath balding unfunny walking Freak show...

Vicki was hurt... she tried to smile and keep in going... but that Dumb Jack Donkey Brad Garrett who needs to be dropped of on a Island with lepers forever... sucks!

If I had a choice of seeing Brad Garrett stand up show or dying... I would ask to die early...

Brad Garrett is just awful!!!!
Brad hugged Vicki during a break... but too little to late...
Jay went over to talk to Vicki... she was strong and just smiled and did such a great job singing... You Go Girl...

Brad Garrett is just mad that no woman wants his sky scraper behind...
I hope the raisins that are his balls dry up and are picked by the stupid birds he said he hears...

I have defended Imus, Michale Richards... but Brad Garrett is the pits!( But makes for good television... I bet everyone is talking about what he said... with his ignorant sunken face...
There I told him for you Vickie...

Jay Leno if that clip airs tonight with Brad being so rude to Vicki... you are a "PUSSY" for not sticking up for her... I am ticked! Vicki was dogged in public she should be apologized to in public! -------------------------
When John Melendez came out we were so happy that Brad's part was over... The crowed went wild... Everyone Loves John... plus... I did tell everyone to stand for him ( You know I got your back John... you didn't have to say a thing)

I thought John was refreshing , funny and it was great to see his hot wife in the audience... John was sitting perfectly until " The big guys aways picked on me" right after John said that... he crossed his legs like a fairy... ( John I told you not to do that) but it wasn't for long... John looked like the chair was uncomfortable but... we all enjoyed see John Melendez ...
The producers had to tell us to stop yelling for him. when he came out ... I didn't get enough from the clip to make a statement about his movie " One Two Many" but I am going to see it... I don't care for movies but because it's John's I will... Musical Guest Ingrid Michaelson was good. Ingrid has a smooth effortless voice...
I like her " I'm a laid back cool naughty little secretary " look... I would never put tights with a open toe shoe... but it worked... She was very good. Brad Garrett is the missing link ... he's stupid
I would like to know what did Joan Rivers and Kathy Griffin do to get band from the Tonight Show? What could they have done that was so horrible...
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In line...

I had a interesting conversation with a man about his religion... that will be on YouTube under... GloZell and Scientologist... ( People are allowed to trust what they want to)

Steve C. came back with his picture to ge signed but couldn't today... ( He will forget he tried today... his memory is very short) Wolfman Max.. felt... strongly about me taping him today... He wants Jay to know that John Wayne's museam need money and that he can inccorperate the 1920's into his hit song Natalie





What a day! I am thankful that this man was willing to speak open about his Religion...




The oppinion of most of the audience about Brad Garrett...




Everybody Hates Brad Garrett except...




at any point of this day... I could have cracked..


4 comments:

Melinda said...

Well, I guess you got him told! *snap snap*

They edited that out, GLo. I had no idea what you were talking about at first. what they aired was him saying "I see the sister on the bongos, giving a (something I can't remember) look!" The look he referred to had something to do with her hat. She looked a little shy but I didn't feel he insulted her. It just seemed really random and out of the blue. Hmmm....yeah, they must've edited it a bit.

And Vicki is a nice looking woman! Why would he single her out, I wonder?

It seemed like they might have edited something he said to Kevin, too.

That guy was a COMPLETE DUD this time. Not funny AT ALL....And that "little person" joke was sooooo sad and he went on and on.... Dude.

Yay for John Melendez! It was nice of Jay to let him be a guest. I kept thinking of you being a guest!! The mall segment tanked, I think, but the monologue was good.

Girl, if Barack becomes president, I feel for Jay. He just isn't as easy as the Bushes or the Clintons or even McCain. His name is always good for a joke....But these late shows will struggle for jokes about him! Here's hoping he picks a lively VP like Joe Biden lol....Lawd help us if he picks KS Gov. Kathleen Sellibus. She's more than qualified but so dry. G'night! :)

GloZell said...

Melinda!
Yesterday took my nerves to a whole nother level...
You know how you might talk about someone in your family but if someone else said the same thing you are ready to fight...

I screamed Boo as loud as I could... All Vicki had to do was say frog and I was ready to jump..

Jay and Kevin all those guys could have said something...
She just took it...
Vicki is a far better person than I could ever be... I wanted to fight for her so bad...
And tell Jay off also... They were all wrong...

The mall thing was hit and miss..
But before the show... I had a interview with a Scintologist and I had to get my mind back on the show for John M.

Then Wolfman just had to have his video taken...
I said please tomorrow... but he kept on and on... so I did then he wanted another video...

Fine!....
I'm at the show... and I know that Brad Garrett humor is retarted but it makes for a interesting show...

But when he messed with Vicki the first time... ( okay ... cool)

The second time... and his ragady funky turd face wasn't funny...

I can go with "Wow that was cold but it was funny" I can roll like that...

But just evil and not funny and just a jerk... no! no no no!

nothing but men on the stage and no one said.. " alright Brad cool it"...

The Scienology guy was open and honest so Im not mad at all at him... these are his beliefes and he trusts that this is the path that he should go...

take care...
GloZell

Fightin' Mad Mary said...

Brad G. is gross. I don't like anything about that man and what you described is the icing on the cake. You have defended Imus and Michael Richards so I know he must have been absolutely vile! Kathy Griffin can't be on the show but he is? What is going on???

about Jays reaction - have you ever been in a situation when someone says something or does something so shocking you just kind of freeze - maybe that's what happened.

John Melendez was a great guest! That's the only segment I watched last night. John really is making Tonight Show history - I don't think Bob Perlo was ever on the couch!


Tell the wolfman max to get his own blog. He can talk to Jay all day on there if he wants to.

GloZell said...

Fightn'Mad Mary!!! so glad to hear from you...
Brad Garrett is gross ( man I wish I had thought of that word I was trying to think of everything I could)

Okay... Jay froze?..hmmm okay... fine... he froze... okay... fine

I told Brad off for everyone...
It was just layered all day one on top of another...
So bout' time Brad had said something twice to Vicki..

I was done! With all the men on the stage! So I guess Kevin Eubanks froze also...

Okay... I took it to another level... did you see a glimps of my day before the show?

John Melendez was good...

Wolfman... yeah he need to branch off into his own blog...
That's a great idea... Maurice says he has one but never told me what the sight was...Whatever...

Thanks... good ideals...

GloZell