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Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Glo's big Daddy!

People who got great news on the way to Tonight Show with Jay Leno...






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In line today... ( Video's posting now!)

96 Days... That's great!

Daniel.... enjoyed the show... danced during every break... The Tonight Show Band has been Jamming... all week... somethings different ... I don't know what... very good!

I met a group from Oklahoma Christian University! They were directed by Big Daddy! Big Daddy knew who I was because of the blog.. How cool... thanks!


My MoTown Peeps..
Tonight Show Biz...
Thank you Tony ( Head Security Man) Thank you Thank you!
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Cindy McCain... in her bright yellow pant suit.... hmmm... very interesting interview... good interview... I don't think she should talk... she didn't help her husband at all.

He is either too old or too dumb not to know that his wife learned how to fly a plane.. and she was once a druggie while they were married... John McCain didn't know . Stay quiet !

So how is he suppose to run the country?... He doesn't know what goes on in his house? Mrs. Cindy McCain was so proud to say that they started their relationgship on a tissue of lies.. ha ha ha... Okay

If I was the editor... I think I would edit the part when Jay said..." Your husband ran for President before... I thought that he should have won at that time.
That says that Jay is for McCain... at least at that time.

When Jay said " Tomorrow Robin Williams"... I heard " Ahw we came to the wrong show..

This whole week has been... okay ... but I am expecting Robin Williams to be outrageous!... I love Robin Williams and his Very hairy spastic behind... Na Nu Na Nu...
Some guy from the offic... Ed Helm I think... People love that show
Augustana. musical guest.... they were good... they all had on long sleeves except the piano player... and at one point during the song they would all turn and play to the drummer... okay...
That's that...

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Glo and What's his name...

Yeah ah, this one was ah... different... your Birthday hits just keep on going ...
I hope you flushed this morning... just in case someone is tracking you Jay Jay....






Jay gave gifts on his birthday... Jay you are so sweet to everyone.... else... ( Bitter party of one)






Jay---- In the news a Doctor has come up with a way to mix Viagra into chocolate... Chocolate Viagra... shut up... How fat are we in America ? Chocolate Viagra

Kevin E ----- ha ha ha ha

Jay--- Hey Kevin... isn't that your porn name? (Smitty)
Audience--- ha ha ha ha

Kevin E.----- How do you know Jay? ( Smitty)
Audience... ha ha ha...

Work that angle with that joke from yesterday Boo..
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Videos up soon...

Okay... I am going to have fun today no matter what...

I ran into... that guy... Oh what's his name.. the first black guy on SNL... he was going the long way to the liquor store....

I met cool Canadians!


Maurice ( who never goes to the show) is working on a movie for MGM... Managing Models and Taco Bell.... he can so so many things at once... everytime I talk with him...it's a new project and a new company... Danny Glover,TNT,BET,and now MGM

And Congratulations to the parents to be who found out... in the car on the way to the Tonight Show... They are Pregnant... Yea!
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The show... was... good

People love Photo Booth... who is the lady who does that... she is very good..

Dr. Phil interview was good... That was the best part of the show!... good...

The Lopez family... Two brothers and one sister are all in the Olympics... the girl... had the most beautiful legs... (that makes up for her face) she was a tad bit little ouch... Natasha Bedingfild. ... well the audience like it... I like her but this performanc didn't do anything for me.. I liked her shoes... the song was fine... didn't like the green eyeshadow or her clothes for the Tonight Show... I like when she is more glam... The Tonight Show Band was great... this whole week they have mixed it up a bit... Today they did a Stevie Wonder song... amazing! Do that song everyday...

Monday, April 28, 2008

Happy Birthday to Boo!

The show was... alright... Helen Hunt, Bobby Jindal and Duffy...


Yes... 58 years ago on this day... a beautiful male child was born... to save the world from dullness! So cute! look at his eyes... wow! His name shall be called "James Douglas Muir Leno" and he will save the world and NBC!

He grew up to be Sexy, Talented, Sweet, Loving, an author and Well Endowed!!!!!...
You are still so young and at the top of your A-game! Thanks baby!Note where Jay Leno's hands are ... As a baby he couldn't believe how BIG his talent was... Jay has had the Heavy D. Walk... ever since he has been able to walk... that's talent... look at how happy he is about himself... so sweet... Jay's strong chin... is for balance... Boo you should stay at the Tonight Show for 5 more years...okay... 10

Happy Birthday Jamie!

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Helen Hunt... Pretty Hot Pink Dress... they showed clips from Helen's old nose... cute...The Govonor of Louisiana Bobby Jindal... interesting

If you take a black Soul singer and speed up the voice... ( Like the Chipmunks) while they sing through a Kazoo... that's the sound of Duffy... good song... squeaky voice...

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This was such a ... hmmm.... strange day... you still won't believe it after you see the videos...

Wolfman Max gave me pencils today with the name Whitney on it... Thanks...

I met Dan... Who is Jay Leno's number one fan... He makes me look normal Dan has a tattoo of Jay on his arm and plans on getting four more based on Jay Leno's cartoon characters... That's great Dan!


Dan Met "Richard the Scary Stagehand"

... He was so happy... uh... Dan was.



Dan met someone who has a tattoo of Alfred Hitchcock... ah the bond!

The S&S Twins My Mates from Australia This cop was the worst! The Worst ever... SORRY! I called him an dumb dumb... he was on the phone... the whole time!... not cool.... then he lifts his leg and scratch his balls... how lovely.... This is a great cop who uses his time and your money well... Thanks NBC( I know send Scott to talk to me)

He must have a great phone plan... well... he's nice looking... good exsample for NBC's Security Guards... get them Phones NBC! If the cop can do it... so can they... Rita and her friend Maria ( Happy Birthday Maria... you were born on the day of the Late Night King)
Dan... It was great meeting you... thanks for taking me into the GREEN Room ( it has my name on it but I have never been in... FINE!) It was nice to see how Jay's #1 Fans is treated... must be nice... Thanks again Dan!
Excuse me can you take a picture of Dan and myself?.... Thanks...

Hey!

Saturday, April 26, 2008

Prince fan and GloZell

Prince has the most dedicated fans I have ever met and heard of

Lisa Talks to GloZell




Lisa ended up on the front row at the Tonight Show with Jay Leno... Yea! She is beautiful!

(You Tube Lisa Life, Love and Lupus part 1 and 2)

Friday, April 25, 2008

PRINCE is GloZell's KING!

All videos will be up on You Tube/GloZell.. ( You Tube titles... "Prince fans...5 AM", "Locks of Love", "Prince at the Tonight Show", "Prince on Fire.... he's too hot", "Did a mad Prince fan try to ruin it for everyone", "Hot girls got Prince Guitar Pick", "Rastafarian Life"
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Prince was amazing... but .. let me back up...

I got to the line at 5 am... did I think I was early... NOT...
some people camped out since 5pm yesterday
I march my happy behind at 5AM and I didn't get a ticket... WHAT? I had the best time in line...I met the best talented fun creative people of all time!












Rainbow Locks.... Love her!







In the show line I found out what people do and we all kept occupied... Boom Sizzle ( on the right)is a Drummer in the group.. Extention Universal Tony ( Security) " No one can hold spots for anyone" and I will be back to check at 2.. 2.30..
Thank goodness Tony's personality is Az hole ish... because he had to be tough today... he didn't play... Great job Tony... Great job!

(Rainbow Locks putting Raw Shea Butter on husband Boom Sizzle scalp.. I learned so much...)
So some people jumped the line after Tony already said that... I said Tony... just check the tickets of everyone in the first 30... and he caught the culprits! "Rainbow Locks' told everything " Oh H**l no... F*** that SH**.".. she told Tony the ones who jump the line.. " I have been out here for over 24 hr. nobody is going to jump me F**k that! Prince is my man Oh H*** NO!( okay!) So we get into the show ... and during the first break... the alarm goes off... The Tonight Show band keeps playing... I had my purse around my shoulder, stood up and was ready to go!
None of the audience was moving.. " Hello... don't ya'll hear the fire alarm?...

Jay took the mic okay... we are going to evacuate the building..WHAT? This has never happened before...
Gidgit said "WAIT"... she is the one who runs things.. that's hot! ( I bet Jay likes it when she yells at him like that... i thought it was great! )You go Gidgit!

We all ended up leaving the building... so slowly... if there was a fire at the Tonight Show... those white folk would be toasty cuz" US" would have been boned out! Okay...
So we pass by the lemo with Prince short body Guard and his driver..







Waited for a little while... then we were walked back in...

I met Kurt ( a Camera wrangler for the show) Aunt who is the granddaughter of Larry from the The Three Stooges! She has seen Kurt's amazingly beautiful baby girl!





Jay said that Access Hollywood had a smoke machine and it caused the fire alarm to go off... LIE! No one believed that... no one cared they just wanted to get back in to see Prince... Fire or not.


Hugh Laurie.. was funny with his dry effortless british humor... very good and hansome

Doug Fine... stay Green save the world... blah blah blah!

Then... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
THE ARTIST


He is so pretty... Cream suit with a thin red shirt with tuxedo shirt ruffles down the front...
The set up was like old rainbow of color church on a porch in like Georgia or Mississippi...
It was wonderful... everyone stood up except a whole row of older people... They didn't clap or anything!

Then Prince took of his jacket and changed to a light blue guitar... ( Kevin and Doc ) was all that was left of the Tonight Show band...

Then ... no... da da da da.. no da da da da da... it's ... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 1999... oh Zell Yes he did.. I lost my cotton picking head... what... Prince singing 1999 live!
off the Chzang... I was out of breath... screaming and jumping.. wow... staff people came out of everywhere to hear...
Oh theirs Vickie ( From the Tonight Show band) she changed clothes and heard the music...

After the show Prince was so funny... He told Jay in this very low voice " Don't call me a Pop Idol"... Jay didn't know at first that Prince was kidding... none of us knew until Prince smiled... whew... Jay called Prince the P. I....

Then Prince was mouthing off the cue card... very funny. I always thought of Prince as serious all the time... Prince is 50 and flawless.... Ow!

Prince turned that mutha out you hear me... No other show will touch that...

The Tonight Show is amazing.. healing... everyone was so happy... the best...
NBC you have such a great show... don't let it slip away... please...
Amazing!

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Glo Shall Over Come

My Family is a little big country and a little bit ghetto....





I am not stalking Jay Leno... You believe me right?




Tell Da Govenah ahv Kha-lee-forn-yah Arnold Schwarzenegger daht ... I'll be Bock

Have a great show without me today...

LoVe dah GloVenator

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Ed Begly Jr. Loves Green...

In line...
(Wolfman) Max gave me pencils and said that they are just like the kind at Disneyland... they had the name Taylor on them. Taylor is close to the name GloZell...okay

Max won't let me take a picture with him because Natalie will get jealous... okay

Some of us just get have to find things to do while we wait in line... ( Grass on Aunt)





All Videos up later tonight....

Women around the world love Jay Leno







( Soon to be up on YouTube... The videos from today)
Grass on my Aunt, Teagan and Sara fans, From Africa to Sweden, "GloZell is not Jay Leno's Stalker",Ed Begly Jr. Loves Green)

Tonight Show Biz...

Jay had on another green tie.. Cute!

Monologue very good...

Patrick Dempsey... ahhhhhhhh... McDreamy... he is so good looking... slender and well dressed. He sat with legs crossed the whole time... but he looked beautiful in his gray suit... girls screamed and waved every break! I love Grey's Anatomy... Yum! Ed Begly Jr. ... Well he is different... he rode a bike to the Tonight Show with Jay Leno and is the perfect guest for green week... I bet he recycles his bath water... Hey he is saving our planet. Tegan and Sara... I had never heard of them... but they had a lot of fans! They are twin girls who play like rock/punk type music. Tegan and Sara had this cool mullet comb over hair styles and I don't know where they are from but it sounded like they had a accent... Very good! The audience loved them... The Fans!






-What GloZell forgot...
Yesterday during the warm up... John Melendez asked " Anyone wants to perform on stage?"... (Wolfman) Max stood up like he always does and John said " Sure why not" I thought I was going to pass out...

You go Max... he always stands up and is never picked I stop trying... but he kept going and it payed off...

Max starts singing Natalie Natalie... and (for the first time) the crowed BOOED! I was sinking in my seat... Finally John Melendez took the mic...

Max heard "Yea" somehow and is very happy that the audience liked his song... okay

We should all follow the advice of Ed Begly Jr. and love me... I mean Love Living Green!