David Keckner talked way to long about his jacked up shoulder! He is staring in what I heard to be a very funny film called "The Comebacks"
P J Harvey was the musical guest ( I use that term very loosely) She looked like the Nightmare before the Christmas Gypsy! I can't describe what she was doing...But I couldn't stop laughing I thought I was going to explode...the sparkles on her dress came from a broken windshield...she was playing a harpsichord! Please have her back that was the hardest laugh I have ever had at the show!
John Melendez has a cup that says "I'm the Announcer" which is great because a lot of people hear the announcer and see him, but don't put the two together. (it's true)
Jay said that Hairy Berry is going to be on the show this week...That's a different kind of show Jay...I don't want to see a Hairy Berry on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno.
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In the 8am line it started yards away from the door. I have seen this line do a lot of things but never start so far away from the door.
The Page I call "Hero" did everything right today! Yea! I left quick before he did something. He is so funny and sweet...I'm glad he didn't lock himself outside today!
I was trying not to mention this page but their is a black female page named...Nannie... Nannie! That's her real name! I just can't get over her name...maybe her mother wasn't consulted about her name her...She is from Alabama and no joke...When she is charge on the holding room, Nannie must mention that she has her Master Degree 6 times or more! That means nothing in California if you are not going to put some heat to that hair child...Nannie looks like the proto type for "The Color Purple". That look might work in the back woods of Alabama but child...No!
This guy came by and asked Maurice and I to watch his banana!
Then I met the Six Italians! Joe and Thomasine,Becky and Henry, Tina and Larry who run the very successful bar Patricks II in San Diego. It's a Irish/Italian Bar. They got a picture with Jay! They were so happy and I had a great time with them.
Maurice counted the line..
The Banana belonged to Mike who is in the movie "The Comebacks" staring David Keckner!
Mike told me that Mickey Dolenz (The mean Monkee from yesterday) mother invented liquid paper which is now called "White Out".(Thanks for lunch Mike)
People want to touch my Jay Leno Hair...people asked me if it's real...they want to touch it...How does Jay deal? I will continue to be Glo Leno until someone announces that Jay Is going to stay until 2011!
When I went to my Rithy's house to learn more about computers...His wife had a pair of shoes at the door with tea bags in them...he said that he didn't know what that does...do you?
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GLOZELL'S GHETTO GOSSIP!
Why hasn't J-Lo said that she is pregnant? The child could be crowning as we speak and she won't say a thing...I just hope it looks like her and not her rat looking husband Marc Anthony.
I hope that she get right into the gym...J-Lo and I are both Lobsters...most of the meat is in the tail.
Surveys show that people believe Gossip to be true more than the truth....hmm...I will talk about that on the GloZell Green show on NBC coming 2008!
2 comments:
that second guest was d.u.l.l. Reese was good though, and looked good. that's the best Ive seen her look in sometime. she's southern and proud and i like that!!
You said Jay left jessica sitting there. did you mean simpson? Biel? Alba? the jessicas have kinda taken over where the Jennifers left off.
lopez, aniston, gardner etc., these girls seems kinda tired now. Did you hear that Jennifer Lopez' new Cd debuted with only 60k! That's terrible. I think marc "rodent" anthony dampened her career the way she did affleck's.
I've always like PJ Harvey but this performance was sad. she was looking down at her peddle too much and that thing made an awful high note all through her song. I reached for the remote.
she kept going offkey when she reached for the high notes. jay said "beautiful, just beautiful"! C'mon Jay! gimme a break lmao
Did Vicki get off her bongos for this? Seems like someone she would like.
did you read that Jay is having second thoughts about leaving? No way do I think Conan could replace him. The numbers would PLUMMET with Conan, mark my words. He doesn't have that cross-market appeal. After Leno I turn to Ferguson! Actually, Ferguson would be a better replacement, IMO.
Hey Melinda!
Reese was great..and she had a cute body guard. The audience loved her... it was Jessica Simpson...Not a smart girl at all but she looked great...
I will have to give P J Harvey a second look if she comes back...She was weird and interesting. You thought it was bad on the TV...I thought I would just die!She was all over the place with those notes!
No the band was looking at each other like...do you hear this?
The band during the dull guy was funny...Smitty looked at his watch several times...Kevin's eyes kept blinking like he was going not to go to sleep...
I hope that Jay stays he has too I have given up my life for the cause! That would justify something.
Jay said that PJ Harvey was beautiful because she probably scared him!
I will never forget P J Harvey and didn't know her before.
Ferguson is very funny! Anybody is better than Conan for the Tonight Show with Jay Leno...what do you think about.. John Stewart or Jimmy Kimble or...Steve Carell taking over the show in 2011!
I know I'm doing my part as a fan to let Jay Know that he is wanted...so it's up to him to fight for himself...maybe he thought he was to old or something...the people want Jay to stay...I will to look foolish everyday to get a point acorss!
Take Care Melinda
GloZell
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