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Wednesday, October 31, 2007

GoulZell....Ha ha Ha!

I didn't know if it was going to be a big day like yesterday Ron Paul supporters were everywhere! I have never seen it like that before.. Today I got to the line at 6AM...no one was there...it was dark...on Halloween!
7:15 Wayne showed up. I remembered his name. He was here twice week before last.

This is how this conversation went. Wayne was doing all of the talking... Wayne--- I know you can tell I'm not black...(what)..yeh my father was oriental and white and my mother was Oriental and black... I started the WNBA...I had 400 women but I have narrowed it down to a few...the only black woman I have is Latoya Jackson...I can't wait to have kids... I might marry Pat Boone's daughter...or Christie Hefner...Hugh Hefner from Play Boy daughter...the one who bothers me the most about getting married is Jenna Bush...I would have to move her out of the White House... Ivanka Trump thinks I'm going to pick her but I don't know...I have to love the parents just as much as the daughter... Don't tell anyone but my father was one of the Three Stooges...Curly..(yeh I think he was the Oriental one)... when I get married I guess I will move my wife into one of my Hawaii homes... Don Hoe loves me...

I can't come to the show to see Denzel Washington tomorrow because I have a job fair...


GloZell--- You are giving a job fair?




Wayne----No I'm going to this big job fair for bosses at the Hilton at Universal Studios... I was thinking about buying a Bugatti that car cost 1 million dollars...I only want Jay to work on it...Jay would come over if I asked him to...Katie Curick want to be my secretary...I saw Carol Burnett on the bus on the way over here... Carol is just like a mother to me.
(I wish I was good enough to make this stuff up) This was before 8 AM


Then the next person in line was STINKY! The last time he was here he went to the bathroom in front of the Tonight Show with Jay Leno door.
11 AM when I got to the show line...Wayne was telling this nice couple from Ohio " If you bring me Vanilla coffee I will hold your spot in line" They came back with the coffee. (they bought Waynee two befor the day was over)
Then they wanted to take a walk and Wayne told them for more coffee he would hold their spot. I told them that you don't have to do anything for Wayne! There was only three people in line. Wayne STINKY and his companion!

No one wanted to sit next to them!
People were complaining so I kicked them out of the line... and told them they can come back when it's time to go into the show! They smelled like HOT DONKEY!

I was the only one with a costume on! Marice stopped by...After going to the job fair that was today...Wayne missed it.

Larkin who is a rapper or something passed by...
Wesley walked by...
A reporter Ric Frances took pictures because of the whole writer strike and how it's gong to affect NBC...
NBC SUPER PAGES Nazanin and Jade have only two more weeks until their year is up! They have always been so nice... I hope they get super million dollar jobs soon...
NBC PAGE NANNY LOOKED BEAUTIFUL TODAY...HER HAIR WAS NEATLY PULLED BACK WITH MAKEUP ON!

Ms. J ( in red who frequents the show) said" They have a new girl, I don't know her..I said " That is Nanny"! She really looked good.
The Pages was involved in a photo shoot for a new NBC reality show. (which doesn't need writers)

When we lined up...guess what STINKY was doing....
I told the Pages who told Tony(Head of security) but STINKY went to the show and sat next to the Ohio couple who told me after the show..."He smelled so bad"

The funny thing is that STINKY is a very nice guy!-----------

Guest:

Jay's joke about Bobby Brown Crack Head made Mrs. J laugh so hard... she was stumping and everything...it was funny.

Eva Mendez...very pretty...talked about food and her bad driving...her dress was too big at the top. Laverne was showing more than Shirley. The dress made her look bigger than she is.

Marjorie Johnson...(old lady who talks a lot) cut herself while making pies...Jay teased her to death about blood in the pies. Jay passed the pie to the people in the first couple of rows.
Jeff B. came out with Lenny the lint brush and brushed the invisible lint off of Jay during the break!

Barry Manilow... was...good. I have met people in line who have paid to see Barry's concerts in Vegas and he didn't finish. Manilow only did enough to get paid , said he was sick and walk off stage. But people all over the world love him. And he is a big star. (Vickie got off her drums to talk to Kevin through half his song then turned around and spoke to Smitty they were laughing about something) Jay announced that Denzel will be here tomorrow and Steve Carell will be here on Friday.
Steve Carell ? He was just here... either it's going to be a rerun because of a writer's strike or the Back Street Boys aren't coming on Friday. Time will tell.--------------

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GLOZELL'S GHETTO GOSSIP!

In line today people were saying that Jay is in the mafia from his father side(Italian) and that is how he got the Tonight Show job instead of David Letterman...(Thanks Mafia) and all his gigs in Los Vegas! (Mafia head quarters) But now that Jay doesn't want to leave the show he should call up "THE FAMILY" and have them make the call. WOW! Jay was hoping not to have to do that but he will have to if he really wants to stay! And that Jay is built like a race horse(Italian)...(He does have the Heavy "D"Walk)
Also word on the street is if their is a writer's strike, Jay will be forced to write for the show. Jay wants to support the writers but if the stick goes to long he will have to write, because he does want to keep his job... and he can't go against "THE FAMILY "if they make the call for him.

If you make a certain amount of money the Mafia seeks you out and takes some or else...

This is crazy!

If I don't blog tomorrow you know who got to me...

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

Everyone who works at NBC thinks you are an obnoxious weirdo. Your blog might be interesting and cute if you weren't so ignorant, naive, and negatively opinionated. Jay does not like negative people...sorry.

GloZell said...

Thank you for your comment...I can understand... Don't be sorry... thanks for taking the time to point that out...Have a great night!

GloZell

Melinda said...

Smitty? Is that you? ahahaha! whoever you are, yours is the most negative post I've seen here lol It takes guts to put yourself out there like Glozell does (and you know, not hide behind "anonymous" comments!)

There's real talk up in here but nothing mean-spirited. Glozell says a lot of what I think watching the show. And if you ask me, NBC would do well in making note of some of these comments.

Keep doing YOU, Glozell. Today's blog had me rollin'. Wayne sounds like fun! ahaha!

Does Jay write any of the material on the show or just his stand up?

GloZell said...

Thank you Melinda!
I could have understood the earlier comment on some other blog but I don't get why it was said on this one...

In line that was what was said! The Mafia...It isn't fun that everyone knows who I am and I say what I feel at the time...things do change...feelings change...

I have never talked to Jay about my blog so it's interesting that Jay has an opinion if that's so...

I am so glad that you left a coment sticking up for me Melinda!

Jay has writers he works with. Jay gets to work at 8 am and they go through the news paper and mag. and pick out top stories and start from there.

I'm sure that Jay adds his tweak to the jokes...but he has writers... so I guess they write...

Thanks again Melinda, I don't think Smitty cares what I say about him. I don't think it's him but I do think it is Vickie in the band...

If it is Vickie I hope her voice gets better soon...she dropped a few songs and octave today...

well Melinda...Thanks

GloZell

Anonymous said...

Hey Glozell--

My name is Hailey...I don't think I have a blogger account so anonymous I must be, though ther first post wasn't me.

First, I love what you are doing!! We came to the show a few months ago for the first time (we wore our Aldean shirts!) and you made our visit so less intimidating and a whole lot more fun! My sister and I still talk about you all the time. Annd your comments are honest and you can tell that you care about the show. I really respect that.

Anyway, secondly, we are coming up again next week and could really use your help again. It is going to be a HUGE show and we are a little nervous. Could you email me at Haileyradio@cox.net?

I would REALLY appreciate it!!

Anonymous said...

Hey, Micheal here.

I know I haven't been around awhile, but life has gotten the better of me these last months and I am busier than all get out.

Don't listen to the yutz up front. I don't think you're negative. I think what you write is incredibly funny!

I have to use anonymous, because I don't have a blogging account, but I always I.D. myself when I respond to anyone else's blog. I think it's just some coward who is trying to defend the Costa Nostra. (For whatever reason)

I'm sure Jay appreciates humor in all its forms - I've never heard about him dissing Lewis Black and he's one of the most negative comics I know. Plus, didn't he just have Don Rickles on a couple months back?

You're very funny, and fairly insightful to the way the common viewer thinks. As I said before, I think you're a hoot!

Keep writing,

Michael

Nicole said...

Hi Glo,

That reporter was taking pictures for writers strike, that is interesting. Was it the WGA one? I read about that somewhere. I love Eva and am surprised that she is in that men's Maxim magazine. She has always been pretty. I planned on writing a nice post about her this week, but kept procrastinating. Maybe I'll write it tonight or tomorrow. You're welcome to check the Madlab Post and leave a comment, but I recommend doing that tomorrow because I'm playing around with some widgets and such this evening. Lol.

GloZell said...

Hailey,

Of cource I will help you! No problem. The only thing is if there is a writer's strike I don't know if they are still doing a show.

They might...Jay might have to do all of the writing. Jay dosn't want to go against his witers but he might have to.

Thanks for your kind words...It came at a perfect time. Just tell me what day and how many tickets and if you are able to... wait I have no ideal what you want...

Do you have tickets and want me to hold a spot for you and your people...or you need help geting the tickets...

Just let me know. It will be my pleasure.

GloZell

GloZell said...

Michael,

I was wondering what happened to my blogger crush! I thought my October Jay Leno hair scared you off...

Thanks for having my back...it's nice to know you still read my blog from time to time...

Thanks Michael,

GloZell

GloZell said...

Nicole and the widgets?

sounds very interesting..do they have powers? Well I hope you all have fun and get pleanty of candy!

Eva isn't the type to pose sexy for a magazine? She is very pretty and not stuck up at all...just don't get in the car with her driving...

Thanks, Madlab Post. I guess I go to Madlab post.com to see your comment.

GloZell

GloZell said...

Madlab post, I just googled madlab post and that didn't narrow it down...I need you to tell me again how to get to your site...

still learning about the computer...

GloZell

GloZell said...

Madlab post, I just googled madlab post and that didn't narrow it down...I need you to tell me again how to get to your site...

still learning about the computer...

GloZell

Anonymous said...

Glozell--

It's Hailey, you are so amazing! So here is the situation...my all time favorite singer, Garth Brooks is on Monday. He is also doing a special thing across town at 9am and we have to be there by 7:45 to get in. So...we don't have tickets yet and can't be there when the ticket booth opens. We only need two...for my sister and me. And then if you wouldn't mind holding a spot in line for us, we will be over as soon as the other thing is ends. We would really appreciate it and owe you, big time!!

Nicole said...

Glo,

You googled "Madlab Post" and it didn't narrow it down? Usually, it's the first or second result, being that there is only one blog with that name (that i know of, lol). No biggie, if you click on my link in your sidebar under my name, it will take you to the blog.

HOWEVER:
I wouldn't recommend doing that today. I will make sure to give you a heads up once I post the Eva tribute because this day has not gone well for me and I'm still having some issues, which pushes back my plans to post on Eva or anything for that matter. I'll let you know soon.

Also, I like that bit about her driving that you wrote here. That was amusing and oh, yes the Widgets can be very fun. They are extra add-ons and such that I play around with on my blog to make it all pretty and/or more user friendly and/or closer to increasing revenue so that I can buy a film camera and pay for film festival fees and my movies.

Do they have special powers? I don't think so but if they do, I will be sure to let you know as that might surely be a plus for me!

Take care.

Fightin' Mad Mary said...

GloZell, That anonymous person probably drinks milk and eats white bread. Your blog is incredibly interesting and cute. I appreciate the fact that you give us your HONEST opinion about the goings on at the Tonight Show. I do like Ross the Intern, but his blog is boring and bland compared to yours. You can tell he is on the payroll he plays it too safe - you are amazing!

GloZell said...

Wow Fightn' Mad Mary...I you took it there! Thanks for the back up... you are so funny...milk and white bread...

Wow! My mouth flew open when I red your comment! Don't get Mary Fightn' Mad!

Thanks for your honest comments!

GloZell

GloZell said...

Nicole,

Your widgets help make you money? That's great! I;m going to continue to blog and take this time to learn more about my computer...

Let me know when to check out madlab post...when I googled it...there were several listings with all kinds of people, I don't know what you look like so I didn't know which one was yours...

I will master the computer!

GloZell

GloZell said...

Oh Hailey,

Holding a spot for you is no problem...the problem is I don't think the show is going on.

It's all up in the air... I hope the show happens but I don't think it is.

I pray you get all the information before you travel if you are traveling to catch the Tonight Show with Jay Leno..

Sorry, The writer's are strikeing and that changes everything...

GloZell

Anonymous said...

Hello Glozell. I plan on visiting Burbank this week and I have a favor to ask... Can you get me a front row ticket to the Jay Leno Show?

Signed,

"You Not The Boss of Me"