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Monday, July 14, 2008

Okay... Getting Caught up... somewhat...

Jay had some misses with his monologue... oh well you looked good Boo

Today was a good show... Will Ferrel is funny "Step Brother" looks good...
Mary McCormick... has the worst shape... (Great personality... and she seems like the type not to take her looks so personal) She has a broad back... At the clubs she shakes her back because she has no behind) ...

James Hunter... was good...he was this bluesy black sounding white guy... good...
This was a good show..
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In line I helped some Swedish people get tickets... they hugged me so much! And Will Spoke to them during the show...

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GLOZELL'S GHETTO GOSSIP...

Okay as you all know... I have jumped on the Barack Obama Bandwagon... so I have to tell the good Rev. Jessie Jackson just a few things...

Dear Jesse's Jackson...

First of all I don't like you.. I never trusted you big bug eyes... you got some women in there 60's fooled cuz you got "Good Hair" and was light skin-did... but dats all folks...

Couldn't stand Obama being half white... half black... getting all the attention... when you tried to take all the colors when you ran for President Jess "The Rainbow Collision"... ha the Gays have the rights to the Rainbow now... Hey...

How are you a Reverend?... just picked that title cuz Martin Luther King .. had Rev., Dr. and... King? When did you go to seminary school...

Just a Rev. cuz you hung out with one... well I am a the Number One Talk Show Host...
Everyone address me as so...

Hmmm ... and just where is your Church J. J .?... Can you be Rev. without... how do you say it.... oh yes... A CHURCH!... you were just "Called" by God were ya'... to ... do... what?...
No one knows what you do... you must have been jealous of Rev. Wright huh...

Rev Al Shapton will be next to say something stupid about Barack Obama...

You never got charged with MLK murder... yeah I know you had something to do with it... you can't clap your hands loud around Black folks and we not duck...

How is it that you have such a great picture of you looking up while MLK lies dying on the ground? How's that?... everyone knows that black folks DUCK! We hit the floor first THEN find out what was that miles down the road...

" Oh Martin is shot... let's stand and look in the direction of the where the shot came from.." Yawl some new cold Negros...

Want to know why they did that... CUZ THEY KNEW THERE WASN'T GOING TO BE ANOTHER SHOT!
man... the gun man should have been cross eyed... and shot your basted making behind...

Okay... Jessie... I know you are Jealous and yes you were the first black man to run for President... with " Keep Hope Alive"... and yes Obama took your word " Audacity of Hope"....

but why you want to rip Obama's nuts off?... (Didn't think Obama would fall for the let's stand on the balcony trick) tisk tisk so ...

Why don't you write another book... "I Hope I redeem myself" or better yet ..................................." The Audacity of out living your Legacy" by the Reverend Jessie Jackson...

yea... we would have had a stamp or something for you Jess ... if you just had died instead of Martin Luther King... it should have been you... then you would have all the attention you want...
The question is moot!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

GG,
I missed you this weekend. Hope the machines "get well" soon. Wondered what was happening in that park with all your friends. Wish we had excitement like that here in Sun City. I watched the hummingbirds eating from our feeders, cooked lunch/dinner, talked to my sister, Jean, and Mom. I let Mom know what sports is on each night...tonight's the All Star baseball game. I give her the channel number for Lincoln off the computer. Sometimes she uses her phone instead of the remote to dial the number. I also play with our dachshund, read "Prevention", and watch History, news, and old movies. We had a little shower and Jim cut our vegetable garden back so when it's cooler they'll produce (beans/tomatoes).
We enjoyed Headline News, etc. It's been very hot in burbank/LA too according to Jay. Every night he has an NBC joke.
Oh, when you have the time I posted a reply to yours last Wednesday (7/9). I am sure you don't want to miss the excitement.
We are coming to California in January...Mom, Jean, and I while Jim stays in Lincoln with our dog, Casey, and Mom's cat, Gracie. He and Jean's husband hang out for a week.
XXXOOOXOO,
MD

Melinda said...

whoa whoa...I knew you'd come through with a comment about this. Girl, you went to town on po' Jesse. Wow. You really always thought he had Martin killed?

I never cared for Jesse either, but he was all we had, ya know? I wanted to see him excel but never felt like he was the real deal.

As I commented on another blog, I am glad to see you warmed to Obama. You know McCain voted against the MLK holiday year after year. He apologizes at the 40th anniversary of his death (rolls eyes).

Anyway, I think Jesse got his toes stepped on 'cause he has a mistress and lovechild. And Obama's message would put Jesse out of business!
Don't get me wrong, we do need to hold the government responsible and we need social justice. But c'mon, are we doing that poorly that telling absentee Black fathers to step it up is called "talking down" to them? Are you kidding me? The statistics speak to a greater problem--and one only these "fathers" can fix (and Obama has given that same speech for YEARS).

Anyway, glad you're back lady!