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Monday, January 12, 2009

ABC The Bachlor...

What about the angry druk women that don't make the cut

9 comments:

Anonymous said...: Funny video, why do I have a feeling that some of the angry is coming from your situation with PK? lol.; 1:32 PM
GloZell said...: See... I was doing good Anonymous not talking about him... and you drag me back... why anonymous why...lol

I think that I am going to make funny everything that goes on in my life... there are things I want to talk about without being down... becuase I don't stay down...

PK .. .why he has added 3 more roomates and the dog got loose got hit and died yesterday so they are all sad...

funny my landlady's dog just had puppies two weeks old... so he might get one of them....

Today I found out that Eharmony is having a 3 months for the price on 1... (don't tell Fightn' Mad Mary)
but it's a step towards new people to run off... (need to change the attitude)
OH WHERE ARE THE WHITE MEN OF THE WORLD!...
I am going to 24hour fitness far from my house... just thought of that... hey P K just text me... is this PK?... hold on a miniute; 1:57 PM
GloZell said...: Anonymous... you did this...
PK said that a dog would make his place look unprofessional... WTHeck?

HE HAS A CHINCHILLA and two turtles but they hide... 6 people... 6 grown A people (one's a girl) and a dog is unprofessional...

I guess he knows what he's doing...
I am... OMG... there's a midgit doing pushups on Jerry Springer... ha ha ha... she is good man I need to get in shape... ha ha
Go midget Go!

What was the question?.. Oh yes... I am working through pent up no sex anger... ha... not angry... 5 mins more than last year... don't be hating...

clearly I am lonley just spent a long time talking to ????
thanks for the ...ooooh Maury...

oh PK is calling... aw... he wants to see my real hair... said it would be cute...
he is coughing... sounds so cute... YOU DID THIS ANONYMOUS... he is telling me the dog dying story... aw...
it's 2.05 Anonymous...

Okay it's a long story... sounds sleepy... WHY DO I LOVE DA WHITE MEN.. why... he's so cute... wants to share his sad story...
he loves me (he didn't say that I am adding that part to the story)

you see... I think I talk to much... I mean... are you even reading this... HEY... are you WHAT the dog was hit three times!

6 people and no one watch the dog... aw...

hey my man ( in my head) needs me to listen... he asked if I was still there... got to go...

thanks... OH man... Jason is not the father... I knew it!
stupid hoe! How she gone test 5 guys... wait...
they are going to cremate the dog...
The dog was hit 3 times they picked the dog up and brought in back to the house..
big fight... one of them left the door open... aw poor dog...

the dog is at their house ... it died yesterday... WHAT...
I got to go this story is sad...
got to go he thinks I'm not listning...
what are they going to do with a dead dog... poor doggy...
okay...

oh no she is 13 and want's to have a baby WHERE does Maury find these people!

Big fight at PK's... (2.15PM)

Take care lawd they dropped the dog... okay... no more...
poor doggy...

he was so upset he dropped the dog... the dog didn't feel it ... he was already dead... ahhhhh
Oh... Ivan is going to kill the new guy.. Ivan just got beat up himself...

Ivan was just upset... bye
always have a leash on your dog; 2:18 PM
GloZell said...: I loVe my PK!; 2:30 PM
GloZell said...: Last thing Anonymous... once you over look 6 roomates, chinchilla, two turtles, a dead dog... he is a regular guy... no joking...

I wis I was a gold digger... but I don't feel dumb with PK... I feel dumb after he leaves but... ah... it will work out... okay... time to find out if Desiree is going to have a baby at 13... man... Maury show is tripping!
bye
GloZell; 2:34 PM
GloZell said...: Lawd.. Michael was not the father... Lawd what is she going to do... why do I watch this... I get so worked up!...

it crossed my mind that I might seem... crazy... lol... well I guess you probably think that already... ha ha
I am going to write a song about white people... I will post it tomorrow tomorrow I love ya...; 2:41 PM
Dan Wereszynski said...: HOW TO BE WHITE:

-There are several types of clothing white people wear. Many of them have different meanings and serve different venues. You’ll need at least one each:

Track suit – Working out, and staying fit. You won’t actually work out in this, but it gives a great illusion. Usually worn by old Jewish people in Boca Raton, Florida in a health club (please note: health club is actually a resort with steam rooms and saunas only).

Preppy Snob – Very simple. Consists of khaki pants, a clean white tee-shirt (no wife beater shirts), with a crisp long sleeved blue unbuttoned shirt over the tee. Always have your nose held high when wearing this, and NEVER tuck in. ALWAYS WORN BY ANY NYU AND UCLA STUDENT.

Formal Wear – Just look on c-span and wear whatever the oldest guy with gray hair is wearing. Usually worn by Republicans.

California Hangin’ – Cargo shorts which almost touch the knees (little baggy). Any short sleeved tee shirt which has some type of artistic design or anti-government slogan. Must use sentences that consist of the words dude, hot, freelance, and spirit every hour. Usually worn by hippie’s who have very rich parents that own good businesses or many shares in the stock market.

-When it comes to language white people can be a bit funny and unusual. But this guide should help.

First off, ALL white people know at least one Spanish phrase. So it would be good for you to pick one out and practice it as if you were a tourist visiting Spain, Mexico, or talking to your hired help Pedro who takes care of your garden at the summer house.

If your annual income is over
$100K per year you must enunciate every letter of every word.

If your income is not up to par or you’re from Texas, Louisiana, Montana, Kentucky, Arkansas or Nebraska you should elongate every other word. Dropping the “g” sound off every word that ends in “ing” is acceptable too. Just watch old news conference with Sarah Palin and practice sayin everythin.

-White people have many forms of entertainment.

In the television world you should be a fan of at least one reality show, despise one, and not know of the existence of the other 80 reality shows created in the past year. Everyone should be a fan of Oprah and one prime time drama show from one of the different networks. Everyone should have seen the most recent Saturday Night Live show and explain even though it was funny it won’t ever be the same as when Dan Akroyd or Anthony Michael Hall did the show.

In terms of music that can be quite difficult to figure out white people. Let’s break it down like this:

Rural/country-side areas should like country music plus the entire State of Texas and City of Nashville.

In the urban and suburban areas teens and 20-somethings should be a fan of rap music and perform it horribly when drunk, doing karaoke, or sitting around smoking pot with their college buddies.
Parents and older generations should not like any rap music, but know of at least one rapper, but ALWAYS confuse his songs with that of another rap artist.

But all generations should be fans of Elvis and The Rolling Stones.

Gay people should like Broadway musicals.

All white children only has play dates at the local playground, in a park throwing a waffle ball up in the air to him or herself, or in a Chucky Cheese during a birthday party.

Reading should be only in the morning with newspapers, magazines at the waiting area of your weekly psychiatrist office. And books should be read in the library or park when trying to “find yourself”. College students should always discuss what books they have read in the past year, and use the phrase, “The book was way better than the movie.”

-In closing I hope this helps with your journey in becoming white. It may be hard at first as 89.2% of white people are emotionally unstable. But if you follow this guide, you’ll be on your way to Dodge in no time.-; 4:54 AM
GloZell said...: Yes... this is what all people should go by... perfect!

GloZell; 5:36 AM
Sugee Andersyn said...: LMAO; 1:29 PM

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