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Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Big Beyonce and Beyond....

I had an idea for a video... but no one on You Tube commenting on the point I was trying to make due to the fact I was bouncing way too much... oh well..








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I am getting ready to go back to Florida... then get on the bus to D. C.

I am not looking forward to the cold... I can deal with crowds... this trip includes inauguration, parade, gala, food and hotel...

I want to be this OMG Obama! But ... right now it's a free trip... I feel bad that I don't feel more blackery... maybe it will kick in... I do plan on interviewing... um... taking plenty of pictures....

I'm sure I will see celebrities... that more down my alley... but the cold... I don't know what the weather is in DC... I would think that would be on the news

today I am washing clothes going to an Indian Restaurant staying in Studio City then at the airport tomorrow...

my sister "DeLa" radio show starts tomorrow... can't wait to call in

" Hello I have a sister who hates her mother and has a living room pooping cat"... Ha!... nah she already hate me... I will try to stay on her good side...
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Madear....



I already got my yearly spanking

Madear with my hair on... and "DeLa" host of" Love after Midnight with DeLa" ... Christian Relationship Radio Show...-------------I didn't want to say... wasn't going to but I tell you all almost everything... I begged BEGGED PK to come over yesterday... anytime to see me before I go... so humbling... I can't think that I am all that... better than anyone else when you are pleading... ha ha ha ... I ain't too proud to beg... it's not his fault... he didn't come over... he was watching the movie Superbad


I will have a white man of my very own... someday... ( he's so cute...aw.. )

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Don't beg for a man, any man would be lucky to have you. PK too busy with all his roommates? He seems a bit old to have rommies, how old is the guy?

GloZell said...

I know... I know... but... I wanted to see him before I left.. and he didn't come up with that idea on his own...

you are right ... I know...

did you see how cute he is... no?

okay... OKAY... Ehamony here I come... no?....

I will met some black guy and party every Feb.... is that better?
just kidding...

okay... no begging... anything else?...
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Thank you...
GloZell

Anonymous said...

Nothing else, just that he seems a bit old to have rommies, especially 6 of them. How old is he again? Trust me, there are plenty of white guys out there for you, you are a catch. :)

Btw, liked the condom video, the cleavage in the beginning was nice start, ;) Is that the condom brand you use on PK? LOL

GloZell said...

Anonymouse... your name is now A1

I just left this long comment and my computer crashed... ha...

the bottom line is ... PK doesn't put me down... or yell... haven't had that combo yet so I can deal...

you have inspired two videos... my Eharmoney aplication... and the rename my boobs... ha... funny...

thanks for your kind words...
I'm a catch... Hardy Har Har....
I'm throwing it... who's on first?

Ha... I crack myself up... ahhhh
now I got to sing we shall over come 2000 times this weekend... that's okay...

take care A1

( it's just that I never know if you are the same anonymous or someone different... only if you want)


GloZell aka The Craziest Catch

GloZell said...

A1...
I forgot... I had two condoms given to me... and I tried to use one but ... I didn't know how to put it on .. I guess.. and he wouldn't or didn't know also...
I don't think he ever used one so I had the other one...

you can tell how old it is ... ha ha ha...

bye A1

GloZell

Anonymous said...

You can call me A1, I am indeed the same one.

You should have your own show, sort of like the Chappelle show.

GloZell said...

A1...
Thanks... I don't know where to start... so I do what I can do...

I have over 400 video up on you tube... all of wich I could twist into some kind of skit....

tht would be perfect and have proper props lighting and other actors...

one day ... someone will find me...

thank A1
glad you like your name...

GloZell

Fightin' Mad Mary said...

He watched a movie instead of spending time with you?? It's over!!! Seriously Glo, it's better to be alone for the moment than with a guy that treats you like crap.

You should try speed dating or volunteer at an old folks home or something - you'll meet plenty of men that way! I'll help you when you get back from visiting with the president.

GloZell said...

Fightin' Mad Mary...

He had plans ... I didn't know ... called him told him that don't forget I'm leaving ... he said he wanted to see me befor I go but he was watching Superbad....

he said that I could come over but... 6 people ... way in Torence... and I had to drive there and back...

Okay... I will take you up on your offer... you are up to three loafs huh?
Okay remember the guy has to have patience... you know you help me find out what plane I was going on... Lawd I hope I don't get lost in DC....

Anonymous said...

Dear GloZell

First of all be proud to be black. Today is Martin Luther King's birthday. A day to celebrate.

You go to Washington in order to be a witness of a very important act.

Forget that PK. He is surely not a nice white man. Not the one you deserve. Or would you like to become one of his "rommies"? He seems to love his chincilla more than you. Does he really love you? He hasn't proved this till now.

I wish you a wonderful trip to Washington. Must be pretty cold there. Enjoy everything and please, please, forget for once PK.

Susanne Sus

GloZell said...

Hey SS...

you wish has come true... I forgot my phone so can't talk to him for a week.... he luvs me kinda like a friend I reckon...

Do I want to be one of his roomies... that's funny! He has had his chinchilla longer than he has known me... OKAY... just kidding...

I will meet a nice Negro in D.C. as I freeze ...

Today is MLK Birthday... hmmm I guess he's out it's all about Obama haven't seen anything on TV...
thanks for my black update....

thank you SS....

GloZell