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Thursday, January 22, 2009

IT WAS SOOOOO COLD!... INAUGURATION..09

OMG... I am alive... whoo hoo...

The Inagurations was great... Millions of people... eveyone thought that it was at least 2 million... way more than the News was saying...

TO The White People..

It was a lovely time... we all got along... eveything was together and well organize... thanks you white people...

GloZell
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Black People... chile' let me tell you... ain't never seen black people loose it so many time... (wait... I think someone white is reading this... ( wait.... oh I know).... Hey they make a new ski... ( good they are gone)...)

Stupid things that happen... okay at the Gala ... we all down stairs and they give us pink wrist bands.. for bus 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,.... and told us what bus to get on...

Then we were handed the schedule (sorry about spelling) for the rest of the trip right before we got on the bus... so we had to hold on to a folder at the Gala ( dumb)

PROBLEM... we all had the same band... people got on what ever bus was going... they ran out of buses and some had to take a cab.... ( did you not have a count of how many people were going?)

Get to the Gala... singing all da way...

We were told to turn in our beautiful invitations that we just got in our folders and that we would get them back after the Gala.. just write your names on it...

(Sounds stupid to me... we all have pink bands on... why take our invitation)... then some guy marked our wrist under the pink band...??????

Gala was great... wse did the Obama Slide all night... and I Met George Wallace the comedian... people I havent' seen in years... and My Ex-Mother In Law...

We were told the buses will be back at Midnight... I grabbed mom.. " Let's Go"... we went down early...

grabed invitions with someone elses name on it... amazingly she handed me my own...

went down to the buses and Four busses had already come... WHAT?... most of the people are still in the Gala...

I pushed my way onto the bus... saved a seat for mom and we bounced... turned out they ran out of buses and some people had to get a cab from Washington back to Baltimore... it ended up in 1600 dollars worth of cab fair and they didn't make it back till 4 AM...

(hold up... I smell... white people... ) oh yes we had a fantastic time.... (okay... the coast is clear)

the schedule DIDN" T HAVE TIMES ON IT... WHAT?

On the bus going back from the Gala... a man was passing out our Metro passes... You had to have a special Obama Metro Pass to get on the metro on inauguation day.... however...

not eveyone went to the Gala so they didn't get a metro pass... and they RAN OUT... ( What tha?)

This poor grandmother went to the Gala but her daughter and grandson didn't go becuase you had to be a certain age to go to the Gala... couldn't get a metro pass for her daughter and grandson...

ended up staying in the hotel watching the inaguation... the only thing was the little boy was video-ing the bus ride and everything for his school.. and didn't get to go... (AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)

They announced that the busses will be pulling off for the metro at 7 AM... I said 7 AM... that's too late? So I was cool with whatever becuase I knew that due to my Tonight Show training.. that ... 7AM was going to be too late...

" White people will be camping out by 4 AM trust and belive)

so much pushing on the metro a lady got hit by the train... (man I hope no white folk reading how we really was acting)

No signs... people were lost... no cop... security knew anythying... " I don't know " freezing... for me it was still fun... I enjoy crowds and fans...

I took a few pictures... didn't want to take my hands out of my gloves and pockets... sooo cold...

it was cold... I heard it was cold becuase the white people said " It will be a cold day in Hell before a black man becomes President"... Lawd it was cold...

12 comments:

Sugee Andersyn said...

LMAO! I guess so! ( a cold day in hell)

Dan Wereszynski said...

FUNNY AS HELL!!!!!!!!!! I only read the part for white people. And from what I read I am really jealous. But I am happy for you too. I'm glad you had a great time. Weather is weather. Back to Florida and California with you and your warm temps. Next ntime bring your great southern and western weather to the NorthEast.

-Later,
Dan

Anonymous said...

GG,
That was a trip of a lifetime. Sooo much excitement and sooo many people. I looked for you and your Mom and John (hee hee).
I am sure your Tonight Show training DID make things go smoother for you than for most. Save all the memorabilia for posterity. I am going to look forward to hearing about your adventures for a long time. Things will come to mind and you will post them.
Still getting caught up here after being away a month. Watching a TCM old movie and going through mail and doing linen. Jim watered the potted plants in the garage. We're all glad to get to warmer (78 now)weather! Also getting caught up on rest.
I'll write more soon. Got to put the sheets in the dryer.

XXXXOOOXXOO,
MD

Fightin' Mad Mary said...

Are you back in LA or back in Orlando??

Anonymous said...

GloZell, I am glad you are back and in one piece. :-) I watched the whole ceremony on CNN. It was nicely warm.:-(((
I waited to see Obama's grandmother in her outfit which was created by a Swiss designer who lives in America. But there was no grandma! What happened to her?
Hope you took some pictures and mades videos in spite of this icy temperatures.
Oh, and I forgot, Michelle's dress was made of Swiss laces. You see, even we had a place in Washington. :-)
Wish you a good and happy start into reality.

Susanne Sus

GloZell said...

Hey Sugee...

OMG... I will be back Monday in Calif to start putting up the few videos and pictures...

thanks.... chat later...

GloZell

GloZell said...

Dan...

OMG... if I hear a negro spiritual I am going to freak.. hold on I had some smooth move tea when I got back... (can't use strange bathrooms or the ones on the bus...) I will be back....

GloZell said...

Dan... are you still there?...

Okay ... what was I saying... man before the Inauguation... boy was there-a-sining- but after ... ha ha... after the crowds and traffic.. and the pushing.. no more songs...

I was cracking up... I would have been the same way without going to the Tonight Show... but there is one thing I know... is white folks and crowds...

so glad that you read your part...( White Section) I am doing my best to keep the colors separate... ha ha ha...

hey come with me in 4 years... honey... Negros at their best and worst... the funniest...

LoVe Ya

GloZell

xoxoxoxox

GloZell said...

MD....

I looked at every name tag (during the times Jack Frost wasn't slaping my face!) and I didn't see a John.... man...

I defrosted sometime last night... I slept with the foot warmers on...

Not fair it's warm where you are?... lucky...

I did have a great time... a lot on my trip didn't... but I did... my mother is so funny ... she didn't even try to be...

I had to laugh... I "The Best of my Mother" on this trip... take care and enjoy the warmth....


GloZell

GloZell said...

OH Susanne Sus....

Yes... had a freezing great time... oh the Swiss make more than cheese?... Very Talented People..

I am back in one piece... I am suppose to do another interview for the Congress woman about the trip.... ( and the Oscar goes to... ME!)


Had fun... cracked up the whole time... when we sang on the bus I thought of you and how you would have loved that extra black part...

thanks

GloZell

xoxoxoxo

GloZell said...

Fightn' Mad Mary... I am black.. I mean back!



GloZell

Anonymous said...

pls stop with the attempts at humore re white people. not really funny, really getting old. I used to enjoy your blog but not so much anymore. what would you think if someone had a blog talking about black people like that - c'mon, please GET OVER IT