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Wednesday, September 02, 2009

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GloZell's Ghetto Re-run

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GloZell's Ghetto issues...

I am chilling in the new place... I can see the dog... I think I will teach it to bark... Fires still going so no working out outside...

Mighty quiet in the white hood... no helicopters at all...


Ghetto Thought for the day...

MONEY IS NOT THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL... THE LACK OF MONEY IS...

Okay I will keep you posted...
GLOZELL

8 comments:

Susanne Sus said...

GloZell, are you falling back in old habits? "What will the neighbors think of us, black people,do they steal or having been in jail?" You can't start to think like this even if you are in a white neigborhood!

We have here in the house a couple, he is from black Africa and she a Swiss. They have two cute little children. And in the whole house are living white people. Do we think he is stealing or has been in jail, or he is a dealer? Nonsense! Some people might not to know how to approach these couple and have a little distance. But he is always gay, smiling and saying hello. And we have many old and sometime conservative lodgers here.

So GloZell, show more self-confidence! You and Kevin are personalities. You pay for lodging there and you both are working for this. Show these white neigbors that a little color in their quarter will only be good for them!

Enjoy and relax. All is well.

Aunt Sus

GloZell said...

AUNT SUS...
I'm Crazy!... SK dosn't have keys yet... insted of opening the back gate... they let him walk through the house...

I HAVE NEVER IN THE 6 YEARS I LIVED IN LA WALKED OR STEPPED FOOT IN THE LANDLADY'S HOUSE...

The Landlady brought us clean sheets yesterday... I stood there becuase I was like am I suppose to pay her...

oh oh oh... the Maid comes on Monday!... Do you want the maid to come back here?

I'm like... hmmmm ... is she a spy to check and see if we smoke the MARY JANE!!!!!!!!!!...

or

Are they THAT nice...

Landlord said... Use the pool...it's solar heated... use it anytime ... we swim everyday...

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Sooooo do we swim at the same time?
We all going to be in the pool together?

I can't believe it.

He ask if we needed anything???

AND... they are going out of town for a week... enjoy... the neighbors will take care of the dog...

??????????????

I LOVE WHITE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!

It's amazing here...

Yes I will relax....

Did I tell you that the sheets were washed and folded...
I know she thought I was crazy... I just looked at her... you are... giving... these to...us... because...

Funny... wait till you see the dog... it won't bark.

Interesting...

Thank you Aunt Sus

GloZell

Susanne Sus said...

You should see the apartment of some neighbors here. Everything is so clean, you could eat from the floor.
Some people are so correct and there is no dust in the apartment. I always think "OMG do they really live in this apartment?" I don't have a mess in mine but you will find some dust and my bed sheets are not ironed. Does it matter? NO!

So enjoy the white neighborhood and your landlady and landlord. Enjoy the swimming pool and the dog who doesn't bark. Go to the front door open it in the evening and sing a song with your wonderful voice! Perform on the swimming pool and invite the neighbors. Make a fun place of it.

Can't you switch off this AC? Or at least push down?

By the way, swimming is the best you can do for your body.

Aunt Sus has spoken! ;-)

GloZell said...

Aunt SUS...

You are so funny!... I love dust... I feel like home when there is dust... ( outside of Q and Marys PERFECT HOME)...

Yesterday on Twitter I got "Please stop following me you sleezy nigger"...

so I usually don't put energy towards it...
I am not a fighter... I am a preventer... If you don't want me there... I will go.

I will say stuff on my blog... but I have never cused someone out... people might think I will

but... not my style... gentle giant.

So the flip side ( and I don't know if that person is white just a thought that it is)...

Landlord and Landlady and there is a Landkid...

I didn't go out... see Aunt SUS... they might not know how there hood can be...

No other "Me's" I see... I stayed in all day...

I look at that dog and think " I could walk the non barking dog... then we both would feel safe together" and I would get out and so would the dog.

We both are pitiful... locked up .

Anyways... I never want to start anything... I am comfortable in Studio City... I know soooooooo many people.. it's small...

When Mary and I went to that Salsa Class... I knew 2 people.

One asked me to pray for her to have a baby... IN CLASS...

I sensor this blog from anti-nigger comment... ha... like I would love pro-nigger comment... hee hee hee...

Not that I could careless about the word but the anger and the intent...

When I'm in Florida I hear it all day long... not a problem... some of my older white FRIENDS tell jokes with it...

SO... I have videos with that world in it... okay blah blah blah...

If I say it... then I can't get mad if someone else does but it's the meaness...

ALL RIGHT I say that to say this...

When Paria and I were taking my stuff in... People where looking through the window...

Now they could do that just cuz... but ... I dont't know just yet...

Thank you Aunt Sus... I think I rambled a lot...

GloZell

Anonymous said...

GG,
Already commented on videos.
You have wonderful landlords. What they are doing is how they treat their guests They want you to know they are happy you're there. Yes, they really ARE that nice! Wow...a maid too! Sounds just wonderful and, yes, Jean and I will look forward to seeing it soo.
Another paym't option might be $350 on 1st of month and $350 the 15th of each. It really sounds like you're their first tenants. You're very lucky as are they.
You grew up/went to a private school in Orlando with mostly white people, right? Different times today than a few years back. Again, they will like you two LOTS. People are curious of any goings on in the neighborhood.
Yes, stay out of the smoke and keep the doors/windows closed. Poor Pooch outside in a cage. Is he ever loose or inside? Bad air for their pet.
National news again originated from CA. because of your fires...trying to save Mt. Wilson, etc. Just awful. We've seen the San Diego area damage past years.
Paria is a peach! She earned her halo yesterday!!! I LOVE your CA. family!!!
We went to El Charrito, for more meds., and I went to the beauty shop for a cut, etc. Casey and I also shared a cone.
XXOOOXOOXX,
MD

GloZell said...

MD!!!!

I grew up with white kids at school... wasn't alowed to go to their slumber parties... the PARENTS wouldn't let me... I would hear about them and my friends would say sorry...

I had 2 friends that their moms didn't mind them coming to my place...

Jennifer Shaw... who got sunburned and my mother put rubbing alchohol mayonaise ( Sorry about spelling) on her and Ann Davenport...

A teachers convinced her parents that she should go to a different school becuase we hung out toghether...

I just wanted to play... Oh well... makes for comedy and being paranoid

I told the Landlord who stopped by today and asked if I needed anything ...

That I would walk the dog... It's hot on days we just are sitting inside...
so he left a leash...


I got a call to do a massage on this lady who injured her back and the doctors said they have done all they could do for her pain...

I just have get her to focus mentaly she said that I can bairly touch her I worked on her years go..and mention Abraham his on the way out...

Interesting...

So that's a job... but more important...I will help her... give her hope...

HEY I've seen people share ice cream with their dog...

I bet you look cute with your cut...

XOXOXOXOXOXO

GloZell

Anonymous said...

GG,
I ate most and gave her the last inch. The vet's going to scold me when she visits her tomorrow PM...a little chubby from tidbits. Casey walks 3 times a day, has her large pillow/mattress, and 2 small travel ones between us where she sleeps between us on the bed. A walk will be soooo welcome to the poor dog in a cage and you can get some exercise too. Why is it in a cage. Isn't their backyard fenced with a pool like Day-Z has to run around? Not normal for a dog to just sit and never make a sound.
I remember you saying you weren't invited to the slumber party, but sounds like it was the parents...not the children...one generation removed. The things some teachers/parents do to scar young minds....very BAD! I don't like "nigger"...not by ANYONE. Wondered why you had several comments removed on U-Tube. Bitter racist cowards!
No your landlady in "the hood" would not let you inside. Not safe to let others inside there. Not even safe to be out after dark.
I've walked after midnight here with Casey and felt safe. Most are asleep early here and all cars in garages/lights off by 10:30 or earlier. Don't stay cooped up. Walk the poor dog and people will begin to know you and,yes, they will like you both. Q doesn't feel this way, right?.
XXOOOXOO,
MD

Cecilia said...

GloZell, you are a beautiful woman and so talented. I love your videos so much. I'm happy you got a nice place to live.

I live in a very small place in No. California, and I was moaning one night how this place is too small. My partner came right back, "Hey, in Manhattan, this would be a very expensive studio apartment! I've been to a party with 100 people in a place this size." Ever since, I think of my cabin as a very desirable Manhattan apartment.

Your place is cozy and safe and lovely.

Also, LOVE the Leggs video. We were in stitches. Oh, you are so funny.

Cecilia