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Monday, March 03, 2008

The Assassination of of B.O....by Glo

Throughout history... It's seems like the good guys who fight for the underdogs... the ones who stand for change... get assassinated.

It seems like Democrats...get assassinated all the time...... Abraham Lincoln, (not a Democrat...just found out) John F. Kennedy, Robert Kennedy
Martin Luther King, John Lennon...( let me know if I got anything wrong)

Not Assassinated...

Osama Bin Laden Hitler,

Fidel Castro -----------------------------
Saddam Hussein... It took a long time to have him tried... then he was killed..
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Barrack Obama... is a hero already... Obama has to be getting death threats... Tiger Woods got death threats and he wasn't trying to be in charge of the United States... Just playing golf...

I am scared for Barack Obama... but it just proves how strong he is. Someone like me can say ... look he made it... no matter his name, color ect. WE FIGHT NOT AGAINST FLESH AND BLOOD BUT AGAINST PRINCIPALITIES...

I have tried to come up with thousands of reasons not to like Barrack...

Almost all of his girlfriends in the past were white.... BUT HE MARRIED A BLACK WOMAN...
What else you got? Why do you care anyways GloZell you don't date black men...Remember?

Well... um...Where is his father now.?.. Where are his siblings brothers and sisters?... His father was Haitian..

WHAT DOES THAT MATTER GLOZELL?... CAN YOU BE JUDGED GLOZELL BY YOUR FATHER OR SISTER...

There will never be a President named Barrack Hussein Obama... Who is going to vote for him?... There will never be a celebrity name GloZell ( who has a capitol in the middle of their name?)

OBAMMA HAS BEEN WINNING STATE AFTER STATE.!.. Am jealous of Obama?... He is taking my excuse away from me!

What kind of excuse can I use for not " Making It"?

I'm not running for President... I just want to justify my life by making people laugh... and support myself and not have to depend on anyone for anything...

No one sees my talents so I will eat this whole box of donuts... Who cares?


I can't say because I'm black, female, 190 pounds etc that's why I not on TV!...( Thanks' Barrack Obama) So I slam the one who does?

I have to check myself and stop the blaming of others.. and just face the facts... I am the only one holding myself back...

Barack is already a hero... If Barack does win the Presidency... I don't think he will live one year...

Someone will assassinate him...

It's always an inside job....

"Come one Martian Luther King... Lets get some fresh air on the balcony".... WHERE DID THAT SHOT COME FROM?... Malcolm X.... inside job....

Jesus The Christ... betrayed NOT by a stranger... or an acquittance...

but by his friend, his disciple who Jesus spoke to every day... one of Jesus's supporters for years!
You don't think that this subject hasn't crosses Barrack Obama's mind?... and yet he still continues..

It's a good thing that Oprah endorses him because it's going to take some Oprah money to protect him and his family.... and Oprah..

Even in you are not a Democrat.. Even if Barack doesn't become the President of the United States... you have to give Barrack Props for continuing... and going as far as he has...with Dignity...

This is not Colored, Black, African American, History.. or whatever we are being called this week...

IT'S HISTORY...

How dare Barack dream so big?... Who does he think he is? Who told Barrack He could be the President... In my life time?

Can I dare to have my own show one day?... I was told today " You have been wasting your time sitting outside the Tonight Show"...

Is it ego, pride that keep me out there... or stupidity... I love knowing how TV works. from the audience to Pages t0 cameramen ( Haven't seen a camerawoman) to the seating of the audience, to the strike, to the host, to the Executive Producer, to the President...

So how am I waisting my time?... (Just because no one is doing what I am doing?)

I don't think I will be going to the Tonight Show for another year and a half...

I have never gotten a " Hey I have a crazy fan who come all the time... thanks for your support"... not one time... in in public... not in secret... nothing...


How does Barack... stay positive?.. upbeat?...Encouraged?... How does anyone ?
B----How many times did Barrack hear... "No Niger is ever going to be President... ha ha ha"

G---Jay Leno is never going to have you on the show... and no one else either... ha ha ha There are no Black Late Night Show Hosts... and a woman... ha ha ha....

Barrack just stay a Senator... Things are fine. Why make life harder?... You are not going to win the Presidency...

GloZell just stay in Florida... get married, have kids like everyone else.. let some guy take care of you.. you are not going to make it in California.. ha ha ha...

Barrack... You will never get the kind of money the Clinton's have... Bill Clinton was already President... Hillary has an in... get out now...

GloZell... you will never make it in California!... it's so expensive... you can't afford it... you have never lived away from your family... just go home.

Barrack... look... someone is going to Assassinate you... stop!..

GloZell.... You are going to die in California without family, friends money...

Barrack keeps going... has to do what he has to do....

GloZell still sits outside 3000 W. Alameda (NBC) ....

No matter who is Vice President... it's just a matter of time before they become President...

If McCain Wins ... he going to die of just have health issues because he is 100 years old... and the Vice will become President anyway...

Or not?

Only one way to find out... Keep going...

DO NOT JUDGE BY THE COLOR OF SKIN... BUT BY THE CONTENT OF MY CHARACTER...
THIS IS A COMMENT FROM DAN W.

Abraham Lincoln was a Republican. I know this because when he was campaigning in upstate by train the town of Rome, NY was so Democratic he had to bypass the entire city. GO B O!

Thanks Dan... tells you what I know... just assumed that A.L. was Demo because he"helped" free the slaves...

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PHONE CALL WITH SISTER DEONZELL

De --- What?

G--- Abraham Lincoln... Republican or Democrat?

D--- Republican... You know your mother...

G--- Wait... How did you know that?

D--I'm smart... you're stupid...and you don't mind people knowing how stupid you are..

G--- I have to agree with you on that one... I don't know why I thought Abraham Lincoln was Democrat... oh well.. Do you think Barack can win?

D-- Yes I think he will... with people not cool with the war... people want change... I think he is going to win...

G--- Do you think he is going to get killed?

D--- Mmmmmmmmmm... no... I don't... I think that he is going to be just fine...G--- (Didn't think my sister thought this way... great De is more positive than I...wow )

D--- Your mother bought a huge bad of pecans!

G-- (Here we go) Ha ha ha...

D--- Shut up for a minute... Your Mother bought a big ole' bag of Pecans in the shell ... and at 3 AM... she was beating them with a hammer! A HAMMER!

D--- God help me... I just don't know... I just don't know... Who beats pecans with a hammer at 3 AM!

G--- (ha ha ha) ... I... don't know what to do with you two...( I truly don't)

D--- Your mother... I don't know about your mother... Do you know how loud beating pecans with a hammer is? Do you!

G ---( I don't know what to say) Well keep your mind straight... don't let loud pecan hammering get to you...

D-- Bye...


6 comments:

Dan Wereszynski said...

Abraham Lincoln was a Republican. I know this because when he was campaigning in upstate by train the town of Rome, NY was so Democratic he had to bypass the entire city.

GO B O!

GloZell said...

Get Out!

Wow... I didn't know that... will add now thanks!

Anonymous said...

So I see the pictures are back! Great! Are you posting pictures for the previous blogs?

It would be hilarious - but don't do it - posting pictures for your saturday blog, hahaha

GloZell said...

Fan! (love the name)
No I won't put up picutres from Sat. I do think of things that I feel someone else should say...

but how would anyone know If I don't post it...

I was wondering If I should go back and put up pictures or just start from now...

I don't want to go back if no one is going to look...

I guess I should...

I had to ask someone to please help me.. Blogger was having some kind of difficulty and had it down that I payed for more space but it never registerd so... I guess I will take the next 50 hours and back track a little...

Thanks Fan!

GloZell

Fightin' Mad Mary said...

Yeah. Pictures!!!!

GloZell said...

Hey fightn mad Mary..
Thanks I will continue to back up and put up pictures...

Thanks

GloZell