Life According to Glo....

Yesterday I was invited to visit CBS Studios and watched "According to Jim" rehearsal...(Without the audience) They had great food, fruit, dounuts, juice, egg muffin sandwiches... I got a script and a show water...("The Gift Certificate" written by Sung Suh and directed by Larry Joe Campbell... very good work... Lary Joe is a great guy to work with unlike J. Belushi)I'm not a John Belushi fan ( He refused to take a picture with me during the strike so...forget him) I didn't stick around to watch his show.. but what I saw was very funny... ( Not much diversity on that show at all!... I was the only black person there... out of the cast , crew, and extras...so I left... The Tonight Show with my Boo is much better) But Thanks CBS and ABC ( According to Jim is a ABC show shot at CBS)That place is to boring for me to hang out at... and the security was worst than NBC Burbank.. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

PHONE CALL FROM MOM...

No hello, how you doing.. nothing..

Mom--- Call your sister and tell her to call me on my cell phone
GloZell--- Okay mom...

Mom-- DeOnzell is going to Jamaica with her church choir...

GloZell--- Wow that's great... I'm scared of Jamaica.. I am going to call her right now... Bye.----------------------------------------------------------------------

DeOnzell--- WHAT

GloZell-- Mom said call her on her cell phone..

DeOnzell--- She is so retarded... I was teaching and she kept calling me over and over and didn't leave a message!... Your mother is a idiot... Oh My Gawd that woman...

GloZell-- (okay De is not in a good mood) um... she wants you to call her on her cell phone..

De--- Why?

GloZelll--- I don't know... but I did tell her to hammer the pecans around midnight... just a little earlier than before...

De--- I am so sick of her and her stupid ways.... She wakes me up every night doing something.... She called me all day and didn't leave a message.. I will call her... but she never answers her phone if it's me....Bye

( I laugh when De talks but If I say, don't call mom retarded or an Idiot.. she gets mad at me and she already hates me.... its like a shock laugh... no mater what... that is still her mother)

My Phone rings...

De----TELL YOUR STUPID MOM TO PICK UP THE PHONE!

I call mom and I get her answering machine... so I call the house and leave a message..

GloZell-- (Talking to the house answering machine).. Mom... De called you on your cell phone... so pick up when she..

De---(picking up the house phone) How stupid are you?... Call mom on her cell phone not at home! Gawd y'all are the same..

GloZell -- ( Serenity NOW!) I called her cell phone first, so I was just leaving a message at home

so I have (click)... hello... De... hello...

( I don't know what to do... I guess there is nothing I can do... my mother and sister live in the same house and don't talk...)

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This is the last two videos with Elvis and Fightn' mad Mary... I mean Queen O.

Elvis and Queen O...

I am done blogging for this week. I am going to the spa Daaarling ( Well the steam room at 24 hour fitness... Fight'n mad mary said... it's not that sanitary so... I will just sit in a hot tub of water and pretend I'm at a spa...)

Talk to ya Monday... I just can't wait till the Tonight Show starts so I don't have to think about... my mom, my sister... My dad even still yells at me and he's been dead 5 years... no.. 8 years now... but I still hear him...

It's hard trying to make dead parent proud of you... You never catch that carrot... never.

These two videos are something else... take care and I will answer comments if any, and blog again on Monday....

Can't wait to see The Tonight Show with Jay Leno the crew, staff audience and the people walking to the Ellen Show... It makes me happy...(till my phone rings)

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------1. Elvis Performs

2.WARNING ADULT LANGUAGE... Queen O at her house... telling a story... YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! ADULT LANGUAGE!!!!!....