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Friday, March 07, 2008

Life According to Glo....

Yesterday I was invited to visit CBS Studios and watched "According to Jim" rehearsal...(Without the audience) They had great food, fruit, dounuts, juice, egg muffin sandwiches... I got a script and a show water...("The Gift Certificate" written by Sung Suh and directed by Larry Joe Campbell... very good work... Lary Joe is a great guy to work with unlike J. Belushi)I'm not a John Belushi fan ( He refused to take a picture with me during the strike so...forget him) I didn't stick around to watch his show.. but what I saw was very funny... ( Not much diversity on that show at all!... I was the only black person there... out of the cast , crew, and extras...so I left... The Tonight Show with my Boo is much better) But Thanks CBS and ABC ( According to Jim is a ABC show shot at CBS)That place is to boring for me to hang out at... and the security was worst than NBC Burbank.. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------



PHONE CALL FROM MOM...


No hello, how you doing.. nothing..


Mom--- Call your sister and tell her to call me on my cell phone
GloZell--- Okay mom...


Mom-- DeOnzell is going to Jamaica with her church choir...


GloZell--- Wow that's great... I'm scared of Jamaica.. I am going to call her right now... Bye.----------------------------------------------------------------------


DeOnzell--- WHAT



GloZell-- Mom said call her on her cell phone..


DeOnzell--- She is so retarded... I was teaching and she kept calling me over and over and didn't leave a message!... Your mother is a idiot... Oh My Gawd that woman...


GloZell-- (okay De is not in a good mood) um... she wants you to call her on her cell phone..


De--- Why?


GloZelll--- I don't know... but I did tell her to hammer the pecans around midnight... just a little earlier than before...


De--- I am so sick of her and her stupid ways.... She wakes me up every night doing something.... She called me all day and didn't leave a message.. I will call her... but she never answers her phone if it's me....Bye


( I laugh when De talks but If I say, don't call mom retarded or an Idiot.. she gets mad at me and she already hates me.... its like a shock laugh... no mater what... that is still her mother)


My Phone rings...


De----TELL YOUR STUPID MOM TO PICK UP THE PHONE!


I call mom and I get her answering machine... so I call the house and leave a message..


GloZell-- (Talking to the house answering machine).. Mom... De called you on your cell phone... so pick up when she..


De---(picking up the house phone) How stupid are you?... Call mom on her cell phone not at home! Gawd y'all are the same..


GloZell -- ( Serenity NOW!) I called her cell phone first, so I was just leaving a message at home


so I have (click)... hello... De... hello...


( I don't know what to do... I guess there is nothing I can do... my mother and sister live in the same house and don't talk...)


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This is the last two videos with Elvis and Fightn' mad Mary... I mean Queen O.


Elvis and Queen O...


I am done blogging for this week. I am going to the spa Daaarling ( Well the steam room at 24 hour fitness... Fight'n mad mary said... it's not that sanitary so... I will just sit in a hot tub of water and pretend I'm at a spa...)


Talk to ya Monday... I just can't wait till the Tonight Show starts so I don't have to think about... my mom, my sister... My dad even still yells at me and he's been dead 5 years... no.. 8 years now... but I still hear him...


It's hard trying to make dead parent proud of you... You never catch that carrot... never.


These two videos are something else... take care and I will answer comments if any, and blog again on Monday....


Can't wait to see The Tonight Show with Jay Leno the crew, staff audience and the people walking to the Ellen Show... It makes me happy...(till my phone rings)


-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------1. Elvis Performs


2.WARNING ADULT LANGUAGE... Queen O at her house... telling a story... YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! ADULT LANGUAGE!!!!!....


2 comments:

Melinda said...

Hey Girl!! Missed ya! I have been busy busy busy....and then I got sick. But I am glad to be able to write today!

Man, your family is a trip. That is so sad about how your sister talks about your mom. Do they know you blog? It doesnt bother them?

You enjoy your "spa" lol! I cant wait for new shows too!!

Hope your weekend was great!!

GloZell said...

Melinda!

They know I blog but they don't read it... my Sister could care less what I do...

It's all true... unfortunately... when I started this blog I wasn't blogging about myself...
Didn't think anyone would care...

Jay Leno I thought was interesting...

Maybe I would have had a fake name or something...but... that's not how it happened...

I also thought I was normal... now I see that in order to hang with crazy people... I am one also...

I had a great spa day!... I scrubbed and soaked... with music and a candle and slightly chilled sliced green apple...

If you are going to pretend... pretend big!

Stop getting sick... NOW! ( did that work?)...

I have given up on my sister and mother...

I talked to De today... my mother just wanted to know if she wanted to go to a concert..

My mother always invites her somewhere and De always says no... when she picks up the phone...

Then my mom is upset...
I tell her... De has been the same all of her life stop trying to have some kind of mother daughter relationship like on TV...

Most people doesn't know that my mother has two daughters...
When I am in Florida... I just hang out with her... I was with my parents everday... Their friends are my friends...

Most of my friends in Florida... are 70 years old..

I did that my whole life... care taker to dad... and friend/servant to mom...

oh well

Get well Please!!!!!!!

back to me... my mom and sister can't deny what they say... they have to talk to me... they don't talk to one another...

Queen O was more work than a whole week at the Tonight Show...
Wow...

Take Care... For Real!

GloZell