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Thursday, July 24, 2008

Glo for the Gold!

GloZell it's time to Change...


I want my living conditions to change... lack of job situations to change... lack of Health care to change... weight to change... lack of money to change...

lack of husband and family to chance ( white guy...that part hasn't changed..hee hee) but when it comes to The Tonight Show with Jay Leno... Jay Leaving? couldn't see that at all...

Hypocrite GloZell... I mean I lashed out at the President of NBC... because he doesn't see things my way... hmmmm....

This is the year for change.... and never thought I was one of those closed minded people who fight against change...
So....

Jay Leno... Congratulations on such success at NBC... but your time is up... and you will do well ANYwhere you go...

Congratulations Conan O'Brien... you got the greatest Late Night Show ever... it's your time to reign at NBC Late night... NBC is a great company and they have to know what they are doing...

Jay Leno... we are going to have a fun what... ummm 10 months to go... hey... let's enjoy...
Don't be scared of change...

Thanks NBC... great lesson learned...

THANKS JEFF ZUCKER FOR RUNNING AND INCREDIBLE COMPANY I WISH YOU AND NBC THE BEST AS IT GOES THROUGH IT'S CHANGES... IT'S ALL GOOD...

GLOZELL
A HAPPY FAN OF THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH JAY LENO AND I WISH THE BEST FOR THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH CONAN !

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Some things never change.... Natalie Natalie....





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Sienna Miller is in trouble for being with a married man...
I met a guy a long time ago who was driving down the street... Sienna Miller jumped into his car.. because she was going to lunch with this married guy and the photo guys showed up.. so she jumped in his car...

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Today we got more Ice Cream... (I didn't eat any because of it has dairy but everyone said it was good)

I met hard core Gavin McGraw fans!

They love Gavin and Weight Watchers Ice Cream( I have met these girls several times... they were on the guest list and came by to spend time with me... so sweet... we always laugh and have a great time in line... thanks)
I also met the USA Olympic Divers Team... how great is that... You can meet the best of the world... the best!... in line at the Tonight Show with Jay Leno... Amazing... where would I...

GloZell Green ever just run into the USA Olympic Divers team... I use to drive by the YMCA in I Drive in Orlando where Greg G. use to dive...


Oh a... different note... Max got mail from the John Wayne foundation and wanted me to tell you Jay Leno that there is still time to invest in the John Wayne Museum...


Jay's monologue pretty much sucked... but what was that joke... ummmm Oh yea... LA is a town for walkers...that joke brought the monologue out of the funk... but then it crashed again...

You know what I noticed... the monologue goes well when Jay does his quirks... points to John Melendez, then Kevin Eubanks, clap his hands once with a kick with the right foot... walks over to his desk... drink out of his cup ... Jay picks up his cup with his right hand... when he is left handed... acts like he is going to put the cup down... then remembers he wants some more ...
brings the cup back up takes a sip... then touches the bottom of the cup with his left hand ( it's weird)...

then picks up his wooden pen holder twice... runs his finger across his desk... and sometimes he has to touch the right corner of the desk... I have literally watched him do that hundreds of times...
then he walks to Gidgit (with white top and perky breast) and Superman Hair while opening his jacket...

When Jay doesn't do that... the next day... the monologue suffers... wonder if Jay is superstitious... Jay is so funny...

Kelsey Grammer... well I love the guy but I don't think he knew that this was a comedy Show?... He brought da show... down... way down... not that I am not sensitive to the fact that he had a heart attack and lived... but this is the thing... HE LIVED... I had way more fun at a cemetery...

Get Busy Living or Get Busy Dying KG... most people who have a heart attack... don't get a chance to talk about it...

Can't feel TOO sorry for a guy who recuperates in the Hampton's from a heart attack he had in Hawaii

Thank you Ice Truck Drivers! Interesting well... they could have farted and I would have appreciated the mood change...

Cute behind Gavin McGraw... I don't know if Gavin knows this but... we all know that he is balding under that hat he wears all the time... please don't become, BoZo, Dwight Yokum... need I say more...

Gavin's band is fine... all of them... I want the drummer... hot... Gavin is very good looking and has a great personality but... the other members are hotter... wow... please come back....

While we were standing outside for the concert... this family pushed themselves through the crowed...( like if they could just touch the hem of Jay's Garment)... it worked.. they got to Jay and they were from his hometown Andover...
The father hands were shaking... Jay spoke to them... they were sooooo happy... that made their total vacation...

I wanted to tell them that I would take a picture for them but... I never want to bother Jay... ( during the strike he said he didn't want to be on any blog... so I respect that as much as I can) I just stare... Jay has the most beautiful eyes on this earth and has the heart to match...
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As I write this I hear this girl yelling at these puppies I saw outside a few weeks ago...
"You D** stupid dogs! You spos ta Fu****g Pee on the paper ( smack smack smack smack)... (please stop hitting the puppies... please... Lord Please stop her...)

(Squealing... squeaking... tiny young barks...) I know this is wrong to write or even think but I wish she would die already!... No ... no... just know that screaming and hitting puppies... PUPPIES... it's bad enough that they get left in a tub with no water,ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....


for those who are thinking call someone... they would know it was me... I'm the only other person and I live by myself... How can you hit a helpless puppies... and she only does it when her mother is gone to work.......

You know I was watching Super Nanny last night and as always I'm like " Those kids wouldn't be like that if the mother spanked them when they were young"... " Oh the mother should slap that girl for spitting"

I don't think that anymore... PRAISE GOD! Thank you Jesus...

now I'm the Kelsey Grammer huh?


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Everything I learned... I learned at the Tonight Show With Jay Leno... I learned things that can help save my life...

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

GG,
WOW..it's like somebody different popped out of your computer. Maybe Ross the Intern can help you get employed. Try writing him on his site. You BOTH are nice and have outgoing personalities and are open minded. Stick it out. I know you can and so does your Mom. You say she believes in dreams...like your uncle.
Max is sweet. Everyone likes his "Natalie, Natalie". Stand guard and don't let anyone be mean.
We're hoping for needed rains from Dolly, but our chances are fading. Jim's aunt and uncle still don't have any power and talked to us with a flashlight by the phone.
Another exciting day!
XXOOOXOO,
MD
She and Kevin don't look the same age. He did a movie nearby and took part in local events.

GloZell said...

Yea... I can't believe it myself...
Ross the intern?... Help me?... Might as well... no need to let pride get in the way....

My uncle... Walking on water...

Max is something else... I do wonder who is going to look out after him... I guess he doens't need it but... The Tonight Show provides a safe place for him and I....
Oh man Dolly is really tearing up things... man...
Lots of Prayers for your husband's family....
Thanks... it's always good to hear from you...
G

shayera said...

Saw you on So You Think You Can Dance tonight.
Just sending you lots and lots of good hopes and wishes.

GloZell said...

Shayera

You did... Great! It was good seeing you at the Book Signing thing... loved your hair cut...
Take Care
Thanks

Anonymous said...

yesm\, kelsey get the debbie downer award for sure. i thought he'd stop talking about his heart attack after the break but nope, more sad stuff.

i just went to a memorial for a friend who had a heart attack on friday. She was an older buddy of mine and a dear soul...so sudden!

so i didn't need Kelsey tonight!!

bahumbug!!

Anonymous said...

lol GloZell! It's Gavin DeGRAW! Not Mc...De.

Anyway. It was good to see you again! I tried looking for you after Gavin's performance, but it was impossible in that sea of people. Oh well! Thanks for pointing us in the right direction today. I guess I'll see you next time a hot musician is on, right? Haha. Take care!