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Saturday, December 20, 2008

Mamma Nems and Cat Scratch Fever...

I found some old clothes to wear around the house... I told my mother I was going to wash my one outfit... she informed me that the washer and dryer doesn't work... AHHHHHHHHH ... so we are going to buy one sometime this week... so I am hand washing my clothes... ha ha ha

Okay... this is the situation with the moustraps... my mother doesn't want the cat in this room because she poops on the floor and my sister won't pick it up ... my mother and sister don't talk... so my mother has been putting down traps next to the poop so my sister will see it but my sister just gets mad... angry and won't pick up the poop... ha ha ha... Im just going to laugh or else ... I will crack... get it the mouse traps has nothing to do with mice... ha ha ha

Mom and I went out to get something to eat... it took forever... my mother drives MILES under the speed limit... so funny... I am just going to laugh for 12 more days... ha ha ha




The food was so good that my mother used a straw and slurped the pot liquor from the collard greens... ha ha ha we had a great waiter named William who is a rapper... I have him on video but don't know how to put it up on this computer...



My mother and I at at Mama Nems... then we went to my Aunties house... my mother thinks it's funny to hold the door when someone is trying to open it...



My sisters cat scratched me and my mother freaked... washed my hand in soap and bleach... it stung!



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6 comments:

Dan Wereszynski said...

HAHA, your mother seems very fun. Hold the door on people. That's what I use to do.

That picture of her driving is funny as hell too. Driving miles under the speed limit with her head barley peering above the steering wheel. I think I'll get that way when I get older.

I have to say that in regards to your mom, the cat poop, and your sister situation; your mom is right. Your sister should learn to train the cat to go outside or use a litter box. If the cat is too old he probably won't change his ways. But if he is a young one, squirt him with a cheap squirt gun filled with water every time he uses the floor as his bathroom. If he doesn't want to get wet, he will learn not to use the floor as his bathroom.

I know dealing with families (especially during the holidays) can be difficult so just hang in there. LA will be calling again, and you'll be back. Think of some great opportunities when you get back to California. Sweeps will be in a few months. So the shows out there will need to start production soon. Get a start with that and your contacts.

Anonymous said...

GG,
Cat odor is hard to get rid of and that cat needs to get housbroken or live outside. Cats are generally clean and will act up if their litter box isn't clean often. Your poor Mom. I have yet to hear anything possitive about your sister living with her. Is she afraid to live alone?
It's 3 AM here. We got the oil changed, a new battery, and a new air filter for our trip this AM. I went to the grocery store, did wash, finished with the decorations, did some cleaning, finished the wrapping, and we have 10 coming for our family Christmas and gift exchange. The weather is getting much colder...high today in mid 35's and low tonight in mid 20's.
Hang in there...easier said than done. Just do lots with your Mom because you'll never have anyone who will love you more.
XXXOOXXOOO,
MD

Shorts Girl said...

Broken Washer and Dryer? NO!!!!! Girl, how could you not take a carry on bag with you? A simple little shoulder bag with two changes of clothes at least! What were you thinking??????? You're too funny!

That is one nasty and mean cat! My Salem would NEVER scratch you! He's so sweet! Oh I just love him!
Although it hurt, your mom was right in washing the scratch with bleach and soap. Don't want any cat crap in your hand! Does that darn cat even have a litter box?

Your Mom is a hoot! She's a crack up! I'm sure she's enjoying having you home! Enjoy her company, co's two weeks fly so quickly!

Enjoy the weather! It's chilly out! 51 tonight. More rain on Monday.

Tell yor mom to move the poop into your sister's room! Let's see how she likes the poop there! lol!

Hang in there!

"Ginger Flower"

GloZell said...

Hey Dan...

OMG... my mother, the cat and my sister... it's nuts.. it would be better if my sister would at LEAST pick up the poo... but my sister won't so... it is an older cat and is in love with this one room...

so it is just foul and my sister doesn't care so when I build up the nerve or sit the both of them down... I am tryint to just laugh and keep my one nerve in tact... but...

my mother can not drive... I was laughing... Don't you hear the cars blowing at you mom... ha haha...

I will not go crazy in Florida...
thanks for keeping up with me... take care Dan...

GloZell

GloZell said...

Ginger Flower...

My mother is funny?... the whole trip is funny... I thought about moving the poop to my sisters room but... I think my sister would get even... and that wouldn't be good...

AHHHHHHHHH

Bleach... yeah... it stung... I was like what forest, mountain, woods do you come from... Bleach... oh well... I still have a hand ... I was wondering....

How stupid was I to think I didn't need to bring anything... ha ha ha... my sister has all her clothes im my room... okay ... and I have no clothes in the drawers... so... and she won't let be borrow her stuff ... not even her clothes she has balled up on the floor with tags still on... that's okay... she is being as nice as she ever has been to me so...

I don't want to mention the cat thing just yet... mom keeps asking me why De hates her so... ahhhh

thanks for your comments... take care...

GloZell

GloZell said...

MD...

I my mother woudn't mind my sister leaving... my sister doesnt' want to leave... all she has to do is pick up the poo... at least that would seem like ... okay she doing what she can... but no...

and it's carpet so its soaked in and ahhhhhhhhhhhh... it's nuts... like I do think that mabe Dr. Phil can help...

Yuk cold weather... but it seems like you all have it together... oh yeah... bring a bag... unlike me... so stupid.... what in the world was I thinking.. oh well... sometime this week we have to get washer and dryer...

so my sister just buys new clothes... I don't know what is going on in this house... I feel like if I blog... its just negative .. and my goal was to just laugh and let everything roll...

I have but I havent' solved anything... oh well....

take care... thanks

GloZell
xoxoxoxoxo