Do You Think I'm Funny and Entertaining? Please Donate. Thank You!

Friday, December 19, 2008

US Airways STINKS... and it was because of me....

Okay... I figured out how to download pictures... don't know how to move them so they are out of order... so...














THANK YOU FIGHTIN' MAD MARY FOR KEEPING EVERYONE POSTED AND SUCH A FLATTERING PICTURE... HA HA HA THANKS FOR BOOKING THE MOST INTERESTING FLIGHT EVER.... I ENDED UP DOING A LOT OF THINKING AND IT WAS KIND OF FUN... BETTER THAN BEING HOME SO EARLY... THANKS YOU ARE THE BEST... PLEASE TELL SEXY TOM I'M SO SORRY I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PARTY


6 AM I am up didn't go to sleep this was...Wensday... I had to go from Burbank to Phoenix from Pheonix to Vegas... From Vegas to Orlando Florida... aka ... home of the enteral headache...

in the Burbank airport... I had french fries and they made me gurggle... I didn't quit make it it time to the bathroom... (gross GloZell TMI... TMI) oh well I'm going home no big deal... I just feel gross...

I'm sleeping in the plane... the Indian guy next to me wispers to the guy in front of him "She Farted"... OMG I must really stink... fine he smelled like curry... so we had a aroma of Shart-n-curry!

---
Next plane... we load then don't move... I am next to an Indian family (didn't smell at all but what can I say at this point) and some Germans

I get stuck in Phoenix becuase IT SNOWED IN VEGAS... SNOW IN ... VEGAS! We were in the plane for an hour... with German kids running sounded like " Trousser... housser... oont volkswagan... blah blah blah"... mom yelling ' NINE NINE oon NINE"... Las Vegas Snitz... Las Vegas Snitz... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Look people I stink.. it's going to be a long day... shut those little germans up! (poor kids it was a long time in a plane that we had to just get off)

The air line was telling me the next flight to Orlando was going to be Friday... FRIDAY... I they didn't give us anything because Snow is an act of God and I sleept in the Phoenix Airport... trying to stay up beat and making friends as I stayed...

PK told me his sister lives in Phonix and that I could stay with her for two days... (Wow... that was so sweet of her) the only issue was that I had to get to her house and I only had 30 dollars... didn't want to take that chance on not having enough for a cab... AHHHHHHHHHH

Sister called told me she was going to put the mouse traps under my mothers feet becuase they are having this battle of the mouse traps... I thought hmmm the airport is a more peacful place than my house...

I caught a plane the next day on Stand by... went to a rehersal my sister was having ... she has to sing Saturday Night... I still smeell like poo on a stick... I havent taken off my clothes... shoes in over 24 hours... yuk... did I mention I thought it was a good idea not to have any bags...


I have pictures going to find out how two down load them...

my sister said I wasnt' as obease as I was last year... thanks?...

I have been talking to FMM... thanks God... she knows how to handel anything...

um... so let me get a started on downloading pictures and look at any comments...

10 comments:

Paria said...

YAY! You are safe, sound and as usual your very upbeat and amazing self!!!! Have a great trip!!! Or try to! Remember: from glory to glory- just chant it it will bring you peace!

So I took a box of cookies to NewsOne even though I don't work for them anymore- and the only person to come and thank me was.... (Drum roll please) CHRIS!!! He's all like, "wow that was very kind of you to think of us, the cookies are great, you are such a sweet sweet girl." It made my life!!!! And you were the only person I wanted to tell that to!!

I have your Xmas gift- I will leave it with Mary!
I miss you dear! Give your mama a BIG squeeze from ALL your Cali friends!

Anonymous said...

GG,
You made it!!! What a vacation you'll have to write us all about!!! And all true!!! Nope...never a dull moment with You!!!
Mine isn't nearly as exciting. Today I baked 11 dozen snicker doodles and put them in little Santa bags and went to our Mexican restaurant for dinner. Gave them out to the kitchen workers and and waiter/waitress. Gotta make more for them, friends, and family.
I am going to stuff the stockings over the fireplace tonight and start sewing two small latch hook projects I did on two pillows for gifts...one family member and one friend. I love doing sewing projects. My next is a cross-stitch with police stuff. I am doing two...one for each son-in-law which Jim will make a frame for their birthdays. He's finishing a large frame for an angel for our niece (You'll meet her.). She did an internship for a Christian rock magazine, HM, near here a few summers ago and lived in the country with LOTS of time on her hands. We bought her a latch hook... which she did half and I finished this Fall.
Warm here, but due to change in Saturday. Gonna start on a pillow.
Hope you catch on those rats. Maybe PK would adopt. Or you could put them in De's bed and pretend it's "The Godfather".
XXOOOXXOO,
MD

Shorts Girl said...

Glozie! So glad you are safe! US Airways really sucks! Can't believe they kept you there at the airport! If you were stanky...they deserved it! But that's in the past now! Wish we could have been there to keep you company!
Try to have some fun ok!

XoXo!
Ginger Flower!

Fightin' Mad Mary said...

Thanks to you, I'm going to bring a change of clothes and a few toiletries with me when I fly crappy US Airways today - just in case!!

Also, hang in there in Florida, whenever it gets to be too much - just blog-it-out!

Shorts Girl said...

Have a great trip FMM!

How's Florida so far Glozie?

GloZell said...

Hey Par Par...
Great job sending cookies... Chris... YES! Ha ha ha... something with that guy... he will help you one day... Thanks for the comment and the reminder of chanting...

OMG.. this place ... I am just laughing my head off... or I would be crazy... the cat caper... is soooo strange... I don't know how to put up videos... it took all day to put up the pictures out of order...

take care .... thanks for the gift... squeeze your mom and dad for me also....
GloZell

GloZell said...

MD!...
You are killing me with the rats... I was laughing out loud... so funny!... Chile... I wish I could get the video up... the cat thing has gone to a whole nother level... I guess I have to tell the story without the video... just a hint... no mice are involved in the mousetrap caper....

IN SANE HOUSE... but I am going to just laugh at everything... ha ha ha...
Glad your family is doing well looking forward to meeting them... ( PK and the rats... so funny MD)


GloZell
xoxoxoxox

GloZell said...

Ginger Flower...

This was the craziest trip.. I am convinced that I am eternaly being punked... I just have to laugh... ha ha ha... that is my goal just to laugh... my sister and mother ... just laugh...

my mother said that I spoke to her more in the one day here than De the whole year... AHHHHHHHHHH...

I wish you all were here also... thanks GF...

take care

GloZell

GloZell said...

FMM...
OMG... OMG... I feel like crap.. look like crap... smell like crap...and I just laughed... like.. okay... don't know these people... I feel sorry for them... never ending... ha ha ha... everything is so funny... I have been cracking up... I think I have flown over the nest....

thanks so much and always get a direct flight... I mean I still have to go back... HAAAAAA HAAAAA HAAAA can't wait...

thanks for your help with the blog and everything...

GloZell

GloZell said...

Shorts Girl...

I will be puting up picturs of my mother driving 30 miles an hour in a 50 mile zone... eating at Mama nems resturant... I have video of the waiter rapping in the parking lot... but I can't figure out how to put up videos...

my sister and my mom... the cat and the mouse traps... insane.... yep... but I laugh... ha ha...

oh the cat clawed me and my mother put bleach on my cut... ha ha ha... hope all is well ...

thanks alot...

GloZell