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Wednesday, December 03, 2008

Ukulelee... Eruption Eddie Van Halen

PK comes over... I know I know... he is talking about a Ukulele and Eddie Van Halen...

PK--- I missed you

( Blah blah... yeah right...)

PK--- May I kiss you

G--- Look... where is this going... no where... so what's th.. (kiss)

AHHHHHHHHHHHH man... I am a sucker...

PK--- I am not opposed to condoms...

G--- Why are you saying this now?...

PK--- I'm sorry...

((kiss kiss kiss... man... wow... not fair)

PK--- We can do what ever you want or not want

G--- um... I have two condoms I got on Halloween

PK--- Okay why don't you just do what you know I like that way I will be super hard for you and I will put on the condom

G-- NO... No... uh un... no

PK--- I promise I will put on the condom

G--- nope no you are going to go to sleep

PK--- It's better than just leaving

G-- Is it? (HA!)

PK--- Come on

G--- Condom

PK--- Why are you being so difficult... (WHAT)... you were never like this before

G--- Do you think people have this problem... I mean... this is complicated why I don't know... just put on a condom and when I'M done and if I'M awake then you get yours...

PK--- I just don't see why we can't work together...

G--- (shut it up Rodney King) never mind Robb...

PK--- Okay... Okay...

G--- Put it on

PK--- You put it on

G--- You put it on...

PK--- You put it on... it's sexier if the girl puts it on...

I grab the stupid condom.. .( AHHHHHHHHHHH) and... no... no... NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!.

THE FRICKEN CONDOM DOESN'T FIT... HE IS A FREAK!... WHY LAWD WHY...

IT JUST SAT THEIR ON HIS HEAD LIKE A BARRETT... I could hear his penis laughing at me...

G--- You win.... Just come over let me get this over with...

PK--- AHHHHHH

(you are welcome Ron Jeremy

I can't believe this... can't believe this... I will stock some Magnum size King Kong Kondoms! AHHHHHHHHH

PK--- Let's go I have to pick up a check and then lets go get something to eat...

PK is talking about Eddie Van Halen and how he( PK) played some Riff on the Ukulele... all happy

I am just ticked... can't believe this...

What kind of question is this?


Not going to that Restaurant

A Man and his Ukulelee

17 comments:

Shorts Girl! said...

Girl! You have got to stay away from him!!! He's only using you for his own selfish pleasure! If he really really wanted to please you, he would have brought a coat for his cock! But NO....He had to be please FIRST! That's all he's after! Tell him to use what God gave him...I'm sure he can HANDle that! NO NO NO!!!!! Stop pleasing him! HE needs to be the one to bring the KING KONG KOCK KOATS!!! What a jerk!

GloZell said...

Oh Shorts Girl...

a jerk... yes he has jerk-ish-y tendencies... but... um... yeah ... no good reason... I am trying to think of one...
man no one is on his side... not even a little bit...

I can't even figure out the condom thing... I guess he ahhhhhhhhhh doesn't want me really... I know that...

I know... I know...

thanks

GloZell

Fightin' Mad Mary said...

You put the condom on backwards...that's why it wouldn't roll down.

gotta walk day-z but I have so much more to say...

GloZell said...

Fightin' Mad Mary

Oh... I didn't have long to get it right... didn't know what I was doing... never did that before... time was running out... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... I'm done trying the whole thing... DONE...

you were not suppose to look at today's blog... shame shame....
Thanks though
GloZell

Anonymous said...

Do you like being a bootie call? Are you punishing yourself for something? No one is on his side because there is no justifiable reason for the way he treats you. His behavior is abusive. I don't care what he says, words are cheep, and all his actions scream his total lack of concern for you. I am telling you because I do not want to see you hurt. You keep making excuses for him. Why?
All of your friends value you and tell you to move on. It's time for you to value yourself and do so.

Your friend,
Hot Lips

GloZell said...

Hot Lips...
you were not suppose to read this blog... I gave instructions!...

okay... well there is no one else... right now... you and Mary have the best guys in the world... haven't come close to meeting anyone half... half as great ...

okay... but.. he is working on being more conciderate... no?... you don't see that...no?... I'm blind... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
okay... I will work on it...

thanks again...

GloZell

Shorts Girl! said...

See Glozie! you have people that care for you! Including me! PK is only a taker! You tell him, that if he really cares for you and for your feelings, to prove it! Tell him to get down split your leaves open and tingle your flower bud! I bet you anything his white ass won't do that! Co's it involves pleasing someone else but him! Girl, you may have the booty but it ain't for calling!

WAKE UP!!!!

Love ya!
"Ginger Flower"

Anonymous said...

I really hope these video's with PK are a reality TV show so America can vote him off!

He is so self-centered I can hardly stand it.

T

Anonymous said...

GG,
You confuse being strong for yourself with being rude to a white guy. He's always making racial slurs. Doesn't that just infuriate you??!! It's NOT funny. It's bringing you down so you are subservient. Obama is someone to be admired...not Robert/PK/Virgin.
Sex is a way to keep him comin' round...not get rid of you. He's stringing you on for HIS pleasure, He's not worth the ground you want on, GG. NONE of those who love you can stand this white trash guy.
We started putting our large citrus trees in large pots in the garage. Lots of fruit (Mexican lime and calamondin (like tiny sour tangerines). Still decorating and going to start on the wrapping. Jim says he'll help wrap.
Making preparations for our visit to M.D. Anderson for tests and appointments with two oncologists and a nephrologist. These are routine checkups for Jim.
It's a 4 hour drive and we stay at Holiday Inn...Monday/Tuesday.
A cold front came mid-afternoon and will be cold (low 30's for 2 nights. We will stay home tomorrow and get things done here.
XXXOOOXOOOXX,
MD

GloZell said...

Ginger Flower...
I hear you loud and clear Okay...

I was filling out Eharmony site but it costs... if I know someone who tried it and like it then I guess I would but....

Hmmmm... I will keep looking...
Thanks GF....

GloZell

Shorts Girl said...

Glozie!

My sister met a great guy through one of those on-line thingies. We LOVE him! I'll ask her what dating service she used and I'll let you know!

Love ya! I'm glad you're listening!

"Ginger Flower"

GloZell said...

T...
Wow that was funny... vote him off... awww... he's not THAT bad... he said that he will do his best to be on time... baby steps?

Vote him off.. that made me laugh out loud... he called today... just don't know why he just wasn't this attentive from the start...

oh well...
Thanks T

GloZell

GloZell said...

Oh T...

If he gets voted off... I would be on the Island alone....


GG

GloZell said...

MD...
young lady you were not suppose to read this blog...

um... I don't know ... is he really that bad... my goodness... Mary and I are going to three parties so I hope to meet some nice gentlemen....
that you would approve of... (YEAH!)


Man it's cold where you are... wow... you and Mr. Jim take care of each other (must be nice)

Take Care

GloZell
xoxoxoxoxoxo

Anonymous said...

U would NOT be on the island alone... by saying that you are discrediting those who love you.

Anonymous said...

No, no GloZell ... we must vote him off so the reality TV gods can bring in a new and interesting male character!

T

Sugee Andersyn said...

I wasn't going to comment but I guess I'll join the throng of pk naysayers .. :) you're much too good and talented and classy and beautiful for PK. Sorry If Im just being a buzzkill but i can't let this injustice prevail! plus, he is latching onto your fame and that is SO uncool.