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Saturday, August 04, 2007

GloZell Light…

Saturday Morning (8-4-07) at a decent time 8 AM

(GloZell picks up the phone)
Mommy == This is your mother Gloria R. Green.

GloZell == Do I have another mother?

Mommy == No, Why?

GloZell == Because you always say your name, and that you are my mother, you have been doing that ever since I went off to college. (University of Florida! Go Gators!)

Mommy == Did you get Jay Leno’s address? I have a package for him.

GloZell == Okay, I give, what are you sending him? Some Crystal Light?

Mommy == And a tape with you singing the National Anthem at an Orlando Magic Game and some clips of some plays that you were in.

GloZell == What! (Calm down GloZell Jay will never even see the package, he has other things to do, plus he has people to go through his mail) Oh that’s great mom I’m sure he will book me for sure off a tape done in 1990 something when Shaq still played in Orlando, you think of everything. (Ha, ha, just play along GloZell)

GloZell == I went to an Afro Cuban function with Monica last night. It was fun listening to the band and watching the people dance. I sat next to two guys who live in a retirement home in Long beach. One of them is from Kafenberg Austria where Arnold is from. Today I’m eating sushi with Fightn’ mad Mary.

Mommy == Tell Mary I said hi. Afro Cubans? Are there any regular black people in California?

GloZell == Nothing is regular in California.

Mommy == What kind of name is Leno?

GloZell == It’s Italian.

Mommy == What! Oh no, I didn’t know that man was Italian! Oh help my child Jesus! Jesus! Jesus, Jesus!

GloZell == What’s the problem?

Mommy == What’s the problem? Italians don’t play! You are up there messing with those people and they are ITALIAN!

GloZell == Do you think that Jay is the Godfather of the highly exclusive Tonight Show Mafia?

Mommy == You don’t think anything is serious do you GloZell Lyneette Green? I’m going to get my prayer team to pray for your safety! In the name!

GloZell == What prayer team?

Mommy == On Tuesdays, at the senior center. I go every Tuesday.

GloZell == You go to play cards! I don’t need a group of gambling grannies to pray for me before they cut the deck. Thanks.

Mommy == Well, we are going to do it anyway! And I know by the power and the money invested in you, the Crystal Light is going to work! Just get me the address, Miss Honey. I will show you how it’s done. Remember I am still your mother.

GloZell == Yes mommy. (Mommy Dearest... No Jay Leno!...No Jay Leno!)

Remember, I believe in Crystal Light cause mom believe in me… or else.

LoVe Ya,



Dan Wereszynski said...

Hi GloZel,

Dan here. Your mom believes in you and your career, how great. I know some parents (not mine) who don't want to have their kids in showbiz, because they aren't as committed as your mother. I never wanted to go into showbiz, but you have the guts to do so, so good for you. Sorry I missed your Birthday.


I'll be coming back to California. However, I won't be able to see the show because it's a short layover, and they fly us to LAX and not Burbank. I like Burbank better. Maybe I could take you and “boyfriend” out to eat when I get there. We’ll go someplace fancy. And by fancy I mean I’ll be wearing jeans (or shorts depending on the temperature).

Have fun. And keep doing what you’re doing. With your funny blogs and your stories about your mom and your boyfriend (funny how you refer to him) you should be getting some type of entertainer SHOWBIZ position out there in Hollywood. It's not a matter of if, but when.

-Bye for now,

PS - Yeah, a new host for The Price Is Right! Carey, a bit of a wise @$$ but I think he's funny.

Anonymous said...

Happy belated birthday GoZell

peace and manny blessing 2 u

Dornell J

JC said...

I coming back one more time this Tuesday... See you there

GloZell said...

Dan! I would love to go out with you! Please contact me! Your words are so nice. Thanks for the birthday wishes. Boyfriend can come with, you will get along. Not because you are both white but because...well maybe thats the reason. (who cares) I hope your family is well and tell them I said hi. (even your brother who I didn't meet)

Your parents are normal. That is a great way to see my mother. I have to or I will go nuts. i would like to see the face of whoever opens the package with Crystal Light and the best of GloZell.

LoVe Ya Dan,


GloZell said...

I call your number even though I know it dosn't work. (just hopping. I know it's best that I don't know it) I wonder all of the time how are the kids. I bet they are real big now!

Happy B-day to you also. You big Leo you. I pray that your mom is well. Your the one in the songs " I'll see ya next life time." The timing was just wrong I guess.

Take care always! Boyfriend and I are doing well it's going on a year. I think about you and Flo! You should be with whoever loves you and the kids. Be Happy DJ.


GloZell said...

JC it was good see you and your family! I think I have know you all the longest! I still have the shirt you gave me.

I think about the time you and Dex. Got on the stage and made Jay laugh. (Cool)

I hope the radio and dj jobs are going great! Take care!


Anonymous said...

no Flo....thanks and Love Peace and Blessings to u and your boyfriend....I'm going on a curise for my B-day...I will tell the kids u said hello...they sure are big now and they eat like


GloZell said...

Dornell you are as nutty as ever! I hope you don't get sick on the cruise! Sounds like fun!

I have two weeks without Jay Leno! One day you and whoever else you want should come to the show.

I don't know how to get black people to come to the show! If they are not in the Band i't mostly just me !

Party like a Rockstar! Happy B-day!

Take care always