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Wednesday, March 12, 2008

GloZell vote for the right Bill...

Oh Glo Jay Jay... Yesterday It was funny when you stuck out your had to shake the drummers hand from the Blind Boys of Alabama... The guy just sat there.... he couldn't see your hand Jay... you so funny!

Well today is Bill Cosby... please no sit down comedy/tragedy Bill... just go to the couch...

See ya later Boo! P.S. I run into people who have seen you Boo perform on Sunday's at the magic and comedy place and they all say the same thing... the guy who opens for you stinks.. not funny... Who is that?

Do I have to go myself? ... I don't want to. I like going to the Tonight Show With Boo... but...
I must know...

Whoever he is... he is the wrong guy for your audience... I always hear that... he is very bad... and that he writes for the Tonight Show... must have written the monologue yesterday...

oh he is very old with grey hair... I haven't seen anyone old with grey hair...hmmm
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Today...............................(Max and Megan and Michael trying not to be in the picture)Max--- I saw my Natalie song on your blog... Natalie Natalie


GloZell-- I told you I was going to put it up...


Max-- A Fan said that when I get a chance to be on the stage... all you will hear is crickets...


GloZell-- Ah... yeeeesss... ah... well... ah..


Max--- That's great that everyone will be in shock so that you can only hear crickets...( he smiles)


GloZell--- Ooooh Yes yes! That's right... people will be in shock... yes... sounds good... crickets are a good thing... okay... yes.


Max--- Natalie Natalie... I knew it was a hit.. Natalie Natalie... it's Natalie it's Natalie
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Today I met: So many great people! Everyone had a great attitude!


Megan Fairbank ( Who knew me from my blog...Thanks) and Michael Credit they go to Bentley College in Boston... ( Jay went for one semester) They love.... Conan! ( What are they teaching you at that school!)


Larry and Carla from Wichita Falls Texas... ( Carla asked me a million questions... I still love her)Pia(Gracie) Ken, Pat, Yvon and Mom! They live here now but are from O Canada Eh'Pat asked me for my autograph... Fine! I must please my fans!My people my people... Larry Jackson and brother David... Larry drove me nuts!... but we had fun! Come back soon... David... just kidding both of you...Katy and Jacki from Davenport Iowa... They tried to go to Ellen but they had a great time here!Sabiha and Imram form Walsall England... they came today to see Bill Cosby... ( I helped them get tickets) They loved the show and caught a Tonight Show with Jay Leno Football!Egypt ( who is in the Navy) his sisters Jasmine and Nora from Queens New York...


Tonight Show Biz


The monologue was okay ( you didn't redeem yourselves from yesterday yet)...


When I saw the chair... oh no.. please don't embarrass us black folks Bill C.


Their was two black people from Detroit who left when they found out it was Bill... not because of his comedy but some black people are mad at his views on some black people... Bill does have a book "Come On People "but... Jay and Bill never said what the book was about... Bill will save that for BET not NBCSome of Bill Cosby's words that got Black people upset...(Bill Cosby's words)



Ladies and gentlemen. People putting our clothes on backwards. Isn’t that a sign of something going on wrong? People with their hat on backwards, pants down around the crack. Isn’t that a sign of something or are you waiting for Jesus to pull his pants up? Isn’t it a sign of something when she’s got her dress all the way up to the crack -- and got all kinds of needles and things going through her body. What part of Africa did this come from? We are not Africans. Those people are not Africans; they don’t know a d***** thing about Africa. With names like Shaniqua, Shaligua, Mohammed and all that crap and all of them are in jail. When we give these kinds names to our children, we give them the strength and inspiration in the meaning of those names. What’s the point of giving them strong names if there is not parenting and values backing it up

( Bill is right about that)
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Dear Mr. Cosby..


The problem that some blacks may have with you is the fact that you thought you had fathered a child for 20 years... you paid money to the mother until the girl got too greedy and DNA proved that girl wasn't yours...


That means you still cheated on your wife... and this was the one you were caught with...


so it's hard to hear you talk about parenting...



he without sin...cast the first pudding pop!
Bill Cosby was dressed nice ( Thank you!)


Bill asked Kevin Eubanks to play music when he gets long winded ( Double Thanks!)


Then... Bill... was... FUNNY! YEAH!


I have seen Bill Cosby twice before and have never seen this Bill Cosby... I was so proud!


I saw and heard The Legendary Story Telling Bill Cosby... He was great! Everyone was talking about how amazing he still is... all ages said that.. all races said that... I even said that...


I was kind of emotional...( it was beautiful that Bill Cosby didn't suck this time)


I have been going to the Tonight Show with Jay Leno since 2006 and Bill Cosby is the only black guest that I have EVER seen perform on that part of the stage...


Black folks can sing of to the side, or during a break... but to stand on the stage during the show... never seen it...


The Tonight Show won't let black men stand up on the stage... it must be some Jim Crow Entertainment Law...


Has anyone ever seen Kevin Eubanks stand up during the show?... NO! Shut up and play that Banjo SamboSome people think Kevin is a cripple.... No a Uncle Tom... ( I would be too.. ha ha Jay Leno sah you shoz isa funny)



Wanda Sykes, Arsenio Hall, Katt Williams, Sherri Shepard, D. L Hugley, Jamie Foxx ... they don't get comedy time... straight to the couch darkies...I have never EVER seen a black comedian perform at The Tonight Show (2006-2008)... except Bill Cosby... ( you mean to tell me there are no up an coming black comedians... none)



Bill performs and gets couch time... ( He is the HNIC)



You have to pitch a lot of JELL-O, Coca cola , do stand up for over 35 years, make millions of dollars, have a son die, maintain a hit show on NBC and own stock in NBC , to get treated like Bill Cosby... and Bill still had to sit down....

So when Bill comes... he can't look like a run a way slave with a raggedy T-shirt, sweat pants and those ugly crock shoes... Zuck no!... and not be funny... no way...Today! I have to say Bill still got it... whoever took him aside and went over his material with him... whoever help him pick out his clothes so he look presentable on National Television... Thank You!Bill Cosby was great... I saw the legend that Jay sees....
Novak Djokovic ( Tennis player) was funny... great interview! He is a cutie! Why can't guys be on the show without shirts... I see boobs all the time... can us ladies get some eye candy sometimes...Landon Pigg ( Awful name) was good also...( looked like a mouse stringy hair mess weird looking Ashton Kutcher)... Landon has a smooth sound and the piano player was good... I like Pigg.I saw Afro Bryan off to the side... you look good... I can't believe you use to shave that beautiful head of hair all that time... Why did you do that?... Did you have tics or something? Well I'm glad you got what ever fixed.

Vickie R. ( Tonight Show Diva (singer) had on cute black sandals... You have nice feet V... I thought maybe you have been hiding some creatures all this time... nice light skin foots (that's what my Ma dear calls them... one foot... two foots... you don't correct Ma dear or you'll get beat)

Does Go Cart Greg... Chauffeurs in his spare time? or was he just pretending to be an MIB agent today?



White people crack me up...

I will be performing this Saturday to help raise money for Katrina victims in Louisiana and Mississippi

Say goodnight Gracie...






10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Where are you doing stand up?

Dan Wereszynski said...

Hey GloZell,

Well, I wish I could come over to Cali and see you but I am doing my civic duty and serving jury duty for two weeks. Maybe I'll see my Gov, or Former Gov-To-Be Elliot Spitzer. That's right I get to sit in on his jury if they file charges soon enough in Manhattan. Makes me wish I had Arnold as my Governor after what Elliot did. Hey, at least the Mayor (Bloomberg) of my city likes the Governor of your state; right?

Have a fun time. I'm reading your blog. Seems like you're doing a lot of stuff. Stand-up, workin out, invited to closed sets, blogging, "Alamedaavnueing". I don't even like waking up to go to the courthouse downtown. But I gotta do my civic duty; blah!

You're blog is a true blog, and you do it very well. Along with the million other things you do. Keep doing it. You're making the contacts, and being true to yourself.

You've got a future in show biz!

-Plus, you have cross-generational appeal. And marketable too!

-Later,
Dan

GloZell said...

Wow Dan...

I don't hear from you often enough but when I do... you say the nicest things

I know I go off the deep end and I'm not P. C.... but it's my blog...

This is how I think and talk...

If I was working for someone else I would have to tone it down or something...

I always wonder... Did I go to far?... Will people not like me now?...

Then I just write what I feel... today... who knows what I feel tomorrow...

Thanks Dan

Jury Duty huh?... so you have duty in Manhattan even after you bought a place in Las Vegas?

I hope it doesn't last a long time...

When I am feeling down and not sure of myself and my life... or scared that Jeff Zucker is going to have me whacked...

I am going to read your comment you left today...

Thanks!

GloZell said...

Fan my man... I think...

I put the info on the blog...

I am ready... I hope Boyfriend can come to the show and tape it with my camera... but he has a meeting and might not make it...

Thanks for the interest?

Take care Fan...
oh... Wolfman Max loVed your comment about his hit song...

Max goes to the library and reads my blog from time to time...

Thanks Fan

GloZell

Anonymous said...

Give me some more time......you know what I mean....

Guess what? I saw your Boo at the Comedy and Magic club. The grey-haired guy is a writer for the TS. He was so-so-funny, but there were two others before him, and then Jay!! I went there last year. We were VIP guests of one of Jay's friends. Jay came out and did 1+ hours, and he was funny. He tries his material out on us with little note cards, and then judges how funny his jokes are. Then you hear them all the next week on the show.

You should go to the club. You never know who you'll meet, or who will recognize YOU.

GloZell said...

Hey oby!

I never wanted to scare or bother Jay... but I guess enough time has pass that he knows that I'm not going to do anything dangerous to him...

I would love to see him... I am glad that his opeing act people are funny... the guy I spoke to this week went last Sunday...

Maybe people just want to say how good Jay is only... I don't know...

I heard Jay wears glasses... how cute... I would love to see that...

If Jay leaves NBC... that's the only way I would see him... I would only go once...maybe twice...

three times tops...ha ha...

Thanks for everything (wink wink)

talk to ya later...

Thanks Oby one


GloZell

Anonymous said...

Hey, GloZell...

We had a great time at the taping yesterday (Wednesday) and enjoyed seeing Jay Leno and all the guests. Thanks for keeping us all in line (in line)...we needed it!
Hope we have a chance to come again and that you'll still be there.
Thanks again!!
Larry and Carla

Anonymous said...

hey glozell, there has been a black men doing stand-up, a few times actually-and there have been black women too! check your facts! ty barnett has done his routine a few times. and the last time i checked, he was black. loni love, george wallace, lil JJ, corey holcomb, sommore, tess, tommy davidson, michael jr., alonzo bodden, and saleem (yes, he's black) have all done stand-up on the stage at the show. just fyi.

GloZell said...

Lary and Carla!

I hope to see you again soon... glad you had a great time!

Take Care...
GloZell

GloZell said...

Hey anonymouse...
Thanks great.. I wonder if it was during the time I have been going to the show 2006-2008... must have missed them...

Thanks... I am looking forward to finding out when they were on the show... Thanks...

Cool...

Have ya seen Kevin Stand up?... just wondering...

I am going to a play now and I will look that up... Thanks!

GloZell