Bad Santa...

Yesterday I spent time with my Muslim family... My Muslim mother cooked some dish made out of eggplant and and beans... so good... she didn't put meat or eggs in for me... Yea! I got a call from from Queen O... (Queen of Orgasim... I met her at the Tonight Show last year)
QO--- Darling... how is Jay Leno darling?

G--- Oh he's fine (why go into it)

QO--- I want to invite you to a screening at the Directors Guild...

G--- Okay... I have some clothes in my car... I will meet you there...
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PK ---Text that he wants to see me this weekend... ( is my life going to change for the more normal?)
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The writer director and editor... Terry Mitchel his movie " Dirty Pool"At the movies... QO told everyone about my blog and how Jay loves me and that I go to the show everyday... ( should have told her before the movie... she looks good with dark hair)
I saw Elaine...
Elaine knew the DJ...
she was in charge of the food... I was Elain's massage thereapist at a spa in Beverly Hills... she is the owner and chef at Sol... it's a restaurant that's not open to the public... Celebrity or rich only... it is only for one party at a time... (I ate the pasta) She asked me how Jay was ... I told her ... he was fine... ( I'm sure he is...)
Call to Fight'n Mad Mary...

G--- what is the name of the midget in the movie "Friday"
Fightn' Mad Mary--- I don't know...

G--- I need you to find out... I am going to take a picture with him but I don't know his name... he was in the movie Bad Santa with Billy Bob Thorton
Mary text back... Tony Cox... no joke..

I take a picture with him...

QO tells him I'm best friends with Jay Leno ( a nightmare!!!!!) Queen O's problem of the day... she had to talk a man down in price for a gold pen that was 600 dollars she only paid 150... black folks poor is differnt than white folks poor and comepleatly differnt than Jewish poor...
I had to go... people wanted to take pictures with me... and promised to check my blog (great!)
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Today... Wed. Oct 29th...

I can't go anywhere with out someone asking me about Jay Leno... The Tonight Show... all the emails ... text... about tickets... or I'm driving by and I don't see you in line... what's wrong...
this happens everyday...

I go hiking and some guys are cutting tree branches...
I hear... " Hey Jay Leno Girl"

What... no way... it was H. Archibald... he use to be a mechanic across the street from the Tonight Show... he was happy that I don't go to the show anymore and still hopes to go out with me and get me to ride with him on his motorcycle...
phone rings...
G--- Bob!!!

Bob- Hey GloZell we got tickets to Craig Ferguson tomorrow... want to go
G-- Yes!!!

Bob-- He is so funny.... Okay I will pick you up at 9AM ... are you still in a play?

G--- No
Bob-- well lets all go to a movie if we aren't tired...

G--- That's great!
Bob--- How did the anklet work?

G--- Work?
Bob--- It's magic

G--- It works... I will tell you all about it tomorrow

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Wally Calls...

Wally --- Hey GloZell I'm driving pass the Tonight Show line... it looks sad with out you...

GloZell--- Thanks Wa Wa...

Wally--- Make sure you follow up with Fred (Agent) ... he is serious...

GloZell-- Ok

Wally--- Let's get something to eat tonight... unless you are going to have long distance sex with an English man or virgin...

GloZell--- Shut up Wally... I'll see ya tonight
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last night...

Tony Cox said I could be his Bad Santa... he's so cute... ( Migits and Virgins and Magic ... oh my)

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Queen O (blast from the past... for all of her videos... check out GloZell1 on You Tube)