If I was Obama's Mamma

On the phone

PK --- So mean woman what are you going to do the rest of the day?

G--- I am going to Mr. Wisdom's ... get a wheat grass shot and some Kegan water... he has Vegan food

PK---- I'm not picky about food..

G--- That's cool so ... I'm going now

PK--- I'm hungry

G--- Go get your self something

PK--- Oh um... where is that Wisdom place?

G--- (He wants to go with me?... oh he WANTS to go with ME)

G--- Okay come over you have been dying to come to the hood....

we end up going to a Soul Food place... I figure he will get or see what he wanted.... BLACKLAND
I school him on what is WHITE to do which is wrong to do...

Don't say anything bad about OBAMA...

you will get offered T-shirts , DVD from movies that are not out yet, clothes , shoes, cologne, incense etc. don't act surprised...

some will be advertising " Momma I got a man"play... always with the word Momma...

don't get into any long conversations...

Don't try any slang for you will be out of date anyways....

don't wear a red shirt... got it...

do not get us shot...

PK --- Where is the jungle?

G--- We are not going to the Jungle

( White people the Jungle is where ... and it's pretty famous in the hood... um lots of shootings go on ... Police don't go down there... it's one way in and one way out... a dead end)

PK --- I just want to drive by...

G--- You will be a part of a drive by... and I am telling you ... I'm not going!

Why can't you swim with sharks and climb mountains like the other white people?

PK---- Very funny

(as soon as I like get like my leg back... I'm like going like back swimming... it wasn't like the sharks like fault ... he like thought I was like food or like something)--------

At the Soul Food place...

PK--- What is soul food?... never had it before

Waitress walks off...

it took PK... about an hour to go through the menu....

PK --- Chitterlings... and chit'lings is the same thing? Never seen it spelled out... cool

Waitress runs to the back... you hear them laughing... but clearly she liked him because I didn't get water... I didn't get a napkin... it was all about White guy in here....

people coming up to the window... looking in

( woman is taking out her glued weave in her car... one crack head)

PK -- He's just like Dave Chapelle

( This guy only knows black people from T.V. and movies... ha ha ha... black folks are fancinating people to white folks... he's so cute)

my food came first... black eye peas and rice ... yams... and green beans ...

PK order Turkey and dressing ( he did ask if it was stove top)... red beans and rice... and BBQ sauce and a order of Ranch...

Waitress and GloZell --- Ranch?

PK--- I always find a reason for Ranch Dressing....

you could see the people in the back of the kitchen... looking at him... they were very very nice...

We asked the waitress exactly where was the Jungle...

Waitress --- Da Jungle? Ooooh Go Skrait down dat skreet... turn left... don't go... ( walking off )... Don't Go...

(food comes)

PK--- Try those sweet potato yammies thing with Ranch?

PK ate that food like he has never ever had food before... well white people... you lost one... once you Glo Black... it's a done deal... he has crossed over.. Ha ha ha! Viva La Negro!

Brother walks in and stands at our table.... (Oh snap ... here we go)

I have Obama wear....

PK--- Any McCain stuff?

GloZell--- (WHY? WHY WHITE MAN WHY?)

Brother --- Why?

PK --- Isn't Obama Muslim?

GloZell --- ( AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! )

Brother -- He knows a lot of different people and everyone wants to claim him... Farrakhan lives down the street from Obama... Obama talks to all people... but as far as I know OBama is Christian.

GloZell --- There is nothing wrong being Muslim... ( I think Brother was Muslim... from the Nation... he had on a beanie on his head... wasn't sure)

Brother --- I know a lot but I don't claim any one religion

GloZell--- (Didn't I go over this... no?... Why is PK trying hard to get us hurt?... )

PK ended up having this long conversation with Brother about politics... Brother was well spoken...

GloZell--- You handle yourself well... good job my brother...

Brother --- I am the direct descendant of the 17 President... there is a book coming out and I'm in it... I have been traced to him...( Descendant on the right)

PK --- I'm French and Indian
Brother and Lucky --- Indian... us too...

we ended up talking outside... I couldn't believe it... the waitress would come out and talk also... very very nice...

While outside I notice the sign for the play " If I was Obama's Momma"

(They were happy that a white guy came... like show and tell ... everyone was very very nice to him... awwww PK was a token... PK loved it you couldn't tell him he wasn't down with the people)

Turns out... none of us were registered to vote...

GloZell--- I am voting for Obama... I am voting for someone else... so there is time for all of us... it's important... vote for someone else... like Canadians

( Everyone sing... Oh Canada ... the ones who take our jobs then can't vote.. second verse same as the first..)

we left... drove close to the Jungle... pass Magic Johnson's Theater... he was happy...

went to Mr. Wisdom's place...

I got a wheat grass shot and PK got Tea

( Mr. Wisdom)

insisted that he sees my place...
Burned up at my place

PK --- GloZell if you don't turn off that dam camera...

G- So Cracker man... you enjoyed the hood today...

PK--- We are both from Florida... you are a cracker also... Florida cracker...
(both) ha ha ha ha

He is soooooo cute... he asked me to think about getting a Chasity ring and be married to Jesus he will help me pick a ring out...

(Zell to the NO!)...

well... I haven't shagged Russell Brand yet... so maybe after that... he he he

Remember... Vote... and don't take life to seriously... laugh