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Tuesday, October 21, 2008

GloZell and her Levi's

When I'm late blogging... it's because of PK...

I invited him to this free comedy show at on Crenshaw...

it's a great show comics who work try out their jokes... funny... and I offered to cook ( what ever I can do with crock pot I borrowed from Fightn'Mad Mary)

Then I realise how stupid I am being trying to prove I am not high maintenance... I call him and tell him... I don't know if you are coming tired of trying to figure you out don't know if you like me... take care...
he freaks...

PK---- IF I DIDN'T LIKE YOU I WOULDN'T TALK TO YOU AT ALL SO JUST ENJOY YOUR DATE TONIGHT WITH SOMEONE ELSE!

G--- (he has the nerve to be... jealous? I don't get him).... Look I haven't met your friends, roommates, tired of not knowing... I am not going out with anyone just don't want to wait for you not to show up...

PK comes to the show (surprised the heck out of me... and the all black audience) and he brings his gay roommates...

One roommate went roller skating after the show ( So GAY) Ivan, PK, and I hung out ...

we pass by a Say Yes to Prop 8 ...

G--- I should kick that sign over...
Ivan --- Yeah

PK ---- (silence)
G-- I went to a Lesbian wedding a few weeks back

Ivan ---We all should have the same rights...
G--- Right...
PK --- (Silence)

when Ivan wasn't around...
PK--- I thought you were Christian?
G--- I thought I was also?

PK--- Gay marriage is an abomination to God
G--- Are you joking?
Ivan gets back into the car...
Ivan -- I do sound at this straight club... comedy and dancing... it's fun

PK--- We should all go
G---- Ummmm... okay

PK--- I can dance...this white boy can jam.... (dances while driving) we are going to have a great time

we get to their place... PK goes upstairs for over and hour... (vacuuming and moving stuff)

Ivan --- He like you
G--- Are you serious?
Ivan --- He talks about you all the time that's why he is cleaning... make a good impression
G--- Are you serious? He doesn't tell me... fine I will take your word for it... thanks..(whispers) Is he gay?
Ivan--- No not at all... but he has big thumbs

G--- What?
Ivan --- You look at a guys thumbs and you can tell how big his manhood is... PK has nice size thumbs....

G--- OK... that's just torture... I haven't seen it... nothing
Ivan--- He could have something good with you... you are funny... cool people

(I was tired... we waited for 1hr. 15... we heard the vacuum... he shower and shaved!)
PK comes down... invites me up to his room...

PK.... so God says Gay is an abomination....
G--- Are we going to the club tomorrow?

PK ---Yes lets go

G--- Don't you think... um... it's interesting that ... you are friends with gay people... um... live with two gay men (Suspect)... go to their clubs ... enjoy their company... but

PK--- They can't get married... that's God's Law

I look around his room... two Bibles... different Bible verses framed on the wall... and a chinchilla ... nice TV... South Park (his favorite cartoon is on)
G--- Nice room
PK--- Thanks... I just don't want you to go to Hell... Sodom and Gomorrah

G -- I can understand... if you said that Gay is wrong ... or they can do what ever they want but don't get married.... but to socialize , live (!!!!???), eat, hang out with gay men and then say it's an abomination... is perplexing to me (wow I use a big word)

PK--- I just know the word of God and that's what it says
G--- Okay...

G--- Hey Ru Ru ( his chinchilla)
PK --- Lets all go to get something to eat... okay
G--- Are we taking Rucifer?

PK -- No why?
G--- Because Leviticus also says we should offer a sacrifice... and you really should stop shaving the side of your hair... it's an abomination...

( I just walk down the stairs... he thinks I don't know the Bible... Ha)

PK --- GloZell will you please come back here... (low but firm) Gay people can not get married...

G--- Fine... if God doesn't recognize it then He ...He... He ...doesn't, the law is something else.... I was just suggesting that you do all of the laws of the Old Testament not just pick out what you want... (or remember)

G--- Why don't you come to church with me sometime?...
PK--- You know I work on Sundays...

G --- ( Sabbath Abomination!... no need to argue... everyone can have any opinion they want ... I just can't believe how hypocritical he is and doesn't know it... interesting... )

we go to Kettles and he wants crab cakes they are out ( bottom feeders... Abomination!) he gets a omelet with cheese and bacon ( WHAT? Not Kosher... PK is getting Direct flight to Abomination Land!)

Remember :What God puts together no man can tear apart...

take it from ... me I've been married

twice ....

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow. PK sounds like a very intersting guy. What does he do? Do you feel good when you are around him?

Definitely an interesting paradox there!

I remember Dr. Phil always says people respond to incentives, so it seems like up until now the good outweighs the bad. Was he brought up with those beliefs or did he aquire them late in life. Funny thing is, a lot of Christians hold his beliefs about sex, but act a different way....it's interesting!

As long as he treats you good, that's the important thing. I had never seen a chinchilla before..only heard about it in Beyonce's song..."she be rockin Chinchilla coats if I let you go"...... Guess that little animal is a source of inspiration! Go vegans!
PS. PETA's website is very interesting and has a free vegetarian starter kit!


Leslie

GloZell said...

PK works for FedEx ...
I feel... Great I want to be around him much more... to get to know him...

It seems like when I am like " look you don't do this this and that"... He scrambles to do this this and that...
He keeps my interest... and he gets along with all kinds of people... ( we are alike in that department)...
PK also write songs about the Jesus nailed to the Cross...
( I'm waiting for the party mix)

He has rode rage... he will have a drink of wine or stronger from time to time... and he curses...

He is childlike ( Raised in Florida) and his father is a Preacher but he doesn't go to church... he didn't belive all religion stuff but fears it just the same...

You have to meet him... you will find him funny... not ha ha but... interesting...

I think I will see just where this goes... not boring... he doesn't know what to do with me but doesn't want me to go out with someone else... MEN!

He is cute...
Roo has the softest fur... it must take a lot of them to make a coat...
a free Vegetarian starter kit... does it come with... food?

California... not a boring place... we are still here....
take care... Great hearing from you...
GloZell