Funniest Talk Show Host... Craig Ferguson

Bob (the Scientologist I met at the Tonight Show who has a energy plan for Obama but he's voting for McCain) picked me up yesterday....

Bob framed my Daily News article... he got one last year and kept it all this time... how sweet....
We picked up Steve (Jewish Veteran) from the mobile home park and went to lunch.... DENNY'S (black people love Denny's) Bob's wife sent me an Anklet... how sweet...
Steve got the tickets... hee hee heeGot a drink at the Farmers Market....
Victoria Secret was packed with body guards... Heidi Klum was at the store...
Grading of my Craig Ferguson experience...

The wait wasn't so bad... the Pages are nice but don't know anything... we asked two different CBS Pages " Is there special seating for handicap" both said I don't know... not let me find out... just... I don't know... (F )

The security guard licked his lips at me... for a long time... to make sure I saw his nasty Az... and you should see the way he takes the wand and goes over the women if they beep while going through the metal detector... ( F) sick... no security guard was that tasteless and disgusting... NEVER... at The Tonight Show with my Boo... NEVER

The Audience coordinator tells us what is going to happen (A) and how long we will be waiting here (A) said that we will hear and he said " Shit and Fuck"... so if you are not an adult or you just don't like this kind of language you should leave ( A)

The warm up guy Chunky B ... warmed us up outside... ( I started to warm up a little...) most people never heard of Craig Ferguson... Chunky asked us to laugh anyways... (A)

Steve was in a wheel chair and we were the last to go... through an elevator and around the world to get to the studio...(F) I wasn't in the best of moods because "It wasn't the Tonight Show with Jay Leno"...

we were in the front row (A) Chunky B told great jokes and passed out lots-o-candy (A)... but he was way too long (C) He passed out Blue M&M's with Craig Ferguson face on it to those who came down and did a talent... and T-Shirts...(B)

We saw a great clip of passed shows (A) ( I don't know why the Tonight Show didn't do that... so many little things could just ... whatever I am not talking about the Tonight Show)
Craig Ferguson... is FIRE... Craig is handsome... and was so close to us... the studio holds 113... tiny studio... the stage manager was cool and spoke to us... (A) there was a woman camera person...(A) never seen that before...
they taped two monologues with no guest... (A) the interviews are usually boring...

Thursday and Friday's monologue (A +) Craig improv(ed) so much... he said hi to me... then looked in the camera " Hello lady with the big cleavage" so I know he just made that up... FIRE (A)

Craig told us had to fly to Vegas so they already taped the guest for two days...
He changed his tie in front of us... cracking us up the whole time... (Craig wore the same suit )

The only thing is... Craig Ferguson... shoes were dusty! (F)... no way would Jeff B. ( Master of Late Night Wardrobe) would EVER EVER let Jay Leno walk on stage with unpolished shoes...

So George( Craig wardrobe guy... F-) get it together... no dusty shoes.. need to polish... I mean spit shine buddy!

Craig talked about Jay and Kevin Eubanks ( that should air tonight Friday)... funny...

the Chunky B... shook hands with everyone as they left and said thank you so much for coming...
If you ever come to California... you must see the Tonight Show with Jay Leno before he leaves ( dumb move NBC) and PLEASE PLEASE go see Craig Ferguson...

one day Craig will have a big studio and will have lost the intimacy that helps make the audience feel like "we were special..." you know... when the show truly becomes a job and routine....

and people come out of the wood work for favors and money ...
but now Craig can still walk around and he is unchanged...

As long as he stay sober ... ( He use to be a crack head or something) Craig will be King of Late Night one day...

right now... Furguson is amazing... Craig captures you and you wonder " What is he going to say or do next" He was making stuff up off the cuff...

Craig inspired me to just go for it say whatever... I could go to Craig's show every day... even with his dusty shoes...

The Tonight Show with Jay Leno is going away... the end of that classic Talk Show that every one's parents use to watch... if Jay was retiring and not going to another network... it would help Conan but Jay will have another show that is not the Tonight Show... Conan isn't classy Tonight Show... blah blah blah... (you have big shoes to fill with your clown feet Conan but... do your best)
Craig is different... not as young as Conan ( I think) and younger that Jay... Craig has a fresh spin on Late Night and everyone should see him while he loves what he does...

Jimmy Kimmel show is great (B)... the wait is (F) way to hot on the side walk... wouldn't want to wait there over and over again only because of the sidewalk wait plus no seating at all outside...
Bill Maher... Great Show filmed at CBS... Fire! ( would love to go back)
Tonight Show with Jay Leno ... over all the best studio... comfortable seats... the wait outside has lots-o-seating... A+Show ... FIRE!

Craig Ferguson... is a must see (A+ Fire!)