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Friday, October 31, 2008

Black Dahlia....

Wednesday I went to Jerry's Famous Deli with Wally Wingert... (we talked about health most of the night)
Wally is going to the doctors (the next day Thursday) and he thinks the doctor is going to fine out that he has a problem with his heart... he asked every one at the table to check his pulse...

Wally -- "For real GloZell I can't find my pulse!" GloZell--- You are not going to die Wally... ( I have been getting on him about his eating habits) I had... unsweetened tea... veggie burger and frys... 22 dollars! (Thanks Wally and Chuck for picking up the tab... gosh!)

Chuck McCann joined us... he has one more episode on "Boston Legal" then he can shave his beard... Chuck... just keeps going and going... talking and talking... doing voices... He is sorry he missed my play " It's a Wonderful life" then Chuck recited like the whole movie... so funny...
Chuck is best friends with Hugh Hefner and goes to the Playboy Mansion every weekend...

Chuck... is always on...(Chuck telling the waitress about his toot) he always tells stories of old NBC (back when they cared about their talent and fans) I love his stories...
Our friend "C" showed up in her Black Dahlia costume... right in Jerry's Famous Deli... this was Wednesday! the only costume in the restaurant...
C is always at the Mansion (not as much because she says she is to fat, huge, and blah... it's not true she has a hot body... all natural but... if she doesn't believe it... I would love to have her body...with out the blood) Hef signed her back then she got it tattooed
Happy Halloween.... You Go GoulWally called me after his doctors appointment... he is going to live... and continue to support Kentucky Fried Chicken

Remember... Get regular check ups.... check your Tooter..

Thursday, October 30, 2008

The Plumber's Crack

Jay... the writer that you have to get rid of is way too jealous of everyone to do you good.. (even jealous of me)
Whatever information that you tell him in secret he has been telling higher authorities at NBC... he is backstabbing you.. he is not your friend...
"The Plumber" has not been fair to your female writers and did not want to hire "Mouse"... He is a Mole and whatever you are telling him... he is telling someone else and twisting it... everyone believes him because he is so close to you...

What ever information he is bringing you is wrong and can not be trusted...
you can call him "The Plumber" "Shmoe".. "G.I"... his time has come... you can't sail with a crack on your ship... he has been with you from the beginning so he should get a nice retirement package or something...

Remember... A Mole that will bring you dirt... will take it also
P.S. Jay make sure his name is spelled right on his pink slip.... thanks

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I am going out with my buddies today so I will blog late tonight or tomorrow...

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Bad Santa...

Yesterday I spent time with my Muslim family... My Muslim mother cooked some dish made out of eggplant and and beans... so good... she didn't put meat or eggs in for me... Yea! I got a call from from Queen O... (Queen of Orgasim... I met her at the Tonight Show last year)
QO--- Darling... how is Jay Leno darling?

G--- Oh he's fine (why go into it)

QO--- I want to invite you to a screening at the Directors Guild...

G--- Okay... I have some clothes in my car... I will meet you there...
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PK ---Text that he wants to see me this weekend... ( is my life going to change for the more normal?)
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The writer director and editor... Terry Mitchel his movie " Dirty Pool"At the movies... QO told everyone about my blog and how Jay loves me and that I go to the show everyday... ( should have told her before the movie... she looks good with dark hair)
I saw Elaine...
Elaine knew the DJ...
she was in charge of the food... I was Elain's massage thereapist at a spa in Beverly Hills... she is the owner and chef at Sol... it's a restaurant that's not open to the public... Celebrity or rich only... it is only for one party at a time... (I ate the pasta) She asked me how Jay was ... I told her ... he was fine... ( I'm sure he is...)
Call to Fight'n Mad Mary...

G--- what is the name of the midget in the movie "Friday"
Fightn' Mad Mary--- I don't know...

G--- I need you to find out... I am going to take a picture with him but I don't know his name... he was in the movie Bad Santa with Billy Bob Thorton
Mary text back... Tony Cox... no joke..

I take a picture with him...
QO tells him I'm best friends with Jay Leno ( a nightmare!!!!!) Queen O's problem of the day... she had to talk a man down in price for a gold pen that was 600 dollars she only paid 150... black folks poor is differnt than white folks poor and comepleatly differnt than Jewish poor...
I had to go... people wanted to take pictures with me... and promised to check my blog (great!)
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Today... Wed. Oct 29th...

I can't go anywhere with out someone asking me about Jay Leno... The Tonight Show... all the emails ... text... about tickets... or I'm driving by and I don't see you in line... what's wrong...
this happens everyday...

I go hiking and some guys are cutting tree branches...
I hear... " Hey Jay Leno Girl"

What... no way... it was H. Archibald... he use to be a mechanic across the street from the Tonight Show... he was happy that I don't go to the show anymore and still hopes to go out with me and get me to ride with him on his motorcycle...
phone rings...
G--- Bob!!!

Bob- Hey GloZell we got tickets to Craig Ferguson tomorrow... want to go
G-- Yes!!!

Bob-- He is so funny.... Okay I will pick you up at 9AM ... are you still in a play?
G--- No
Bob-- well lets all go to a movie if we aren't tired...

G--- That's great!
Bob--- How did the anklet work?

G--- Work?
Bob--- It's magic

G--- It works... I will tell you all about it tomorrow
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Wally Calls...
Wally --- Hey GloZell I'm driving pass the Tonight Show line... it looks sad with out you...
GloZell--- Thanks Wa Wa...
Wally--- Make sure you follow up with Fred (Agent) ... he is serious...
GloZell-- Ok
Wally--- Let's get something to eat tonight... unless you are going to have long distance sex with an English man or virgin...
GloZell--- Shut up Wally... I'll see ya tonight
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last night...

Tony Cox said I could be his Bad Santa... he's so cute... ( Migits and Virgins and Magic ... oh my)

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Queen O (blast from the past... for all of her videos... check out GloZell1 on You Tube)



Monday, October 27, 2008

Glo A Normal...

Okay... I just can't shake the feeling that... I was suppose to do something for you Jay or give you a message... or I was sent for some reason... I used my anklet that I got from Bob's wife who is a healer because it is natural stones and metal... as a pendulum this is what happened...



The Producer that you should get rid of Jay... has something to do with Vegas... not the Tonight Show... and a writer from the Tonight Show... you know who they are...

Patrick is sorry for hurting you... he is sorry for crashing your car...

my work here is done...

RIP AL and PL... 2008

Sunday, October 26, 2008

It's a Wrap... GloZell

Friday Leslie came to my play "It's a wonderful Life" and she brought me roses!!!! How nice...
after the show we talked and she tried on my wig... HOT STUFF LES!Hey I found a cool hat
Saturday... Day
I hung out with Wally Wingert who does different voices on the cartoon Family Guy...

Wally has a new monster wallchilled with his Lassie look-a-like... dog... Sassy....

Wally has a weird costume but didn't want to go to the Playboy Mansion Holloween Party... (it was the same night... I didn't have a costume... I would have gone)
at the first place... I saw a cute guy in a dress... he wants to look like a doll... okay Wally bought shirts from Star Trek...
and four dresses from the show "The Singing Bee"...
I tried on a few hats...
What is hanging from my hip? Wally--- Try this on...

GloZell--- That is not going to fit...

Wally--- You have to get that ... you look hot... PK should want you in that... or wear it when the English guy comes to visit... not...

GloZell--- Shut up ! I look like a hot fat Yellow Jacket... I look like a dominatrix Insect It's a Crap for me Wa Wa
We went to Freds house... I chilaxed by the pool...
and Wally's dresses..

Then I went to Fightn' Mad Mary's Texas Hold-em Party... I was the honorary Texan... Texan Sushi and wraps...we had super fun!!!! I was in charge of the raffle... and everyone one won cool stuff... hee hee hee
( I got it from the 99cent store... I almost bout weave but I didn't think anyone there could use it) Had the best time and everyone was so cool... Fightn' Mad Mary knows everyone... who's someone... after the party... they all went to a screening of a movie one of Mary's friends wrote...
Fightn' Mad Mary--- How's it going with PK?
GloZell--- Does this answere that... Saturday Night was the last day of the show... PK showed up late for 15 minuets and left... okay?
The cast clowned me about that... I still have hope for PK... he is interesting...

I got a golden angel and a crystal/glass... flying horse on top of the world... from two cast members The play is over...