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Friday, May 30, 2008

GloZell is going to stay in California...

Phone conversations with my sister and mommy...

GloZell--- Hello

DeOnzell ---- your mom is crazy... she didn't pay the electricity bill... I changed the bulb because I thought something was wrong with it... turns out... she didn't pay the bill and the lights are turned off... I had to take a cold shower... what's wrong with her...

GloZell--- okay ... y'all in the dark?

DeOnzell--- yep she's crazy... I hate your people... I went to cuz house and drunk Valery...
GloZell--- I love Valery she is so funny...

D---- well she insisted on taking me in a back room and painting my toenails! She is crazy shoe wouldn't stop... you know I hate feet and I hate anyone touching my feet!

G--- Oh my goodness you all are going to be the end of me..

D--- I'm not done... she got polish everywhere except my nails... I had red all over my skin
and I couldn't breathe because she was so drunk and her skin was shedding all over me!

G---- ha ha ha... wow... drunk polishing... I would have never thought of that.. okay I am going to call mom now... bye...

D--- Bye I am going to Miami with my church choir... I'll be back tomorrow...
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G--- Mom ... how are doing?
Mom--- oh I'm fine...
G--- how is your treatment going... ( she is being treated for cancer in her left eye)
Mom--- I have one week and three days to go...

G--- um... I don't think the lights are on at the house... so when you get home... the lights won't work..
Mom--- I gave DeOnzell the money today... all she had to do was pay it.... I mean I work... all she had to do was pay it.. she didn't pay it... did you talk to her...

G--- ( okay totatly different story) She is going out of town today... and I don't think she was able to get to the place to pay it..

Mom--- Lawd... dat chile' Lawd... dat chile' all she had to do was pay it... I gave her the money...
you know I asked for a glass of water and she gave me dirty dish water... her own mother

G --- ( yawl see why I live here) Mom why do you keep asking her... you have legs... Dad didn't and she did the same thing so you try to make her be something she is not... De hasn't changed her her life... just get ... your ... own... WATER... AHHHHH... okay... ( breathe)

Mom--- Dirty dish water... and she didn't pay the bill I gave her the money... she's going out of town... thanks for telling me... I didn't know...

Well this is how my life goes....
I can't find my cord... I have a video from yesterday ... I am at the LA Convention Center this week....
Someone asked me to massage a duck... and I met a great couple who the wife wrote a book "Bones that Float"... I will get that video up later on tonight...
thanks...------------------------

GloZell's Ghetto Flash Back...


This is Mr. Ben Romano... he was at the Tonight Show the last time Hillary Clinton was at the show...
We both were early and he kept talking to me about his life... It was just the two of us for about two hours....







so glad to meet other people who came to the line... but someone needed all the attention..



It ended up being a very busy day... lots of people showed up to see Sen. Hillary Clinton...

including a young lady who thought Hillary is Sexy hot...


and two young ladies get into it with one of the rudest young men in line


a lot of people showed up to see Sen. Hillary R. Clinton...

2 comments:

jmdewalt said...

Hi!
I am testing to see if you get this one. I read you every night and enjoy it. My sister, Jean, niece France, and I met you in line 2/28/07...the night Fergie performed twice.
I believe everything you say...no one could make this up. You are soooooooooooo funny and talented and VERY honest. I have felt bad just readin and never writing so I finally sent an email.
I agree that NBC has made a big mistake not renewing Jay's contract. Our favorite parts are his monologue and Headline News.
It's HOT and dry here in Texas!
Thanks for brightening my day every night!
Marilyn De

GloZell said...

Hey are you the ones who knew that Fergie peed in her pants and the name of the concert and where it was... how could I forget yaw'll...

wait.. or you the ones who told me that Fergie.. is mexican and Native American... hmmmm ...

I am going to go with... the Pee!

Yeah I am that good...

How are you and what took your behind so long to write... a sister needs some encuragement from time to time... ( If NBC don't care about Jay... then you know they could care less ( wow I bet care less is one word... but I am to lazy to backspace... ( oh man... I wrote Care less twice...( oh no... three time... let me close all of these)))) that aught ta cover it...

Thanks so much I hope that you get a chance to see my big chin Boo before he goes to Fox and kick NBC's pimpley Az Late Night Ratings...

wow you are right I is funny!
Thanks Marilyn De... and always do what you love doing and maybe a network will ignore you also...
ahhh such is life...
Chile... ( oh you got me started)

My Momma and My sister are sitting in the ( adjetive) Dark in Florida... I have grey hair becuase of them... ( so thankful it's not on my head... whooo TMI GloZell TMI)

Thanks... I feel better...

see I don't need no stiking Doctors..

Take Care...
G-Lo

wait every night since 2007 and this is the first time... why I aught ta!

well Thanks... I mean that...
Take care ....again even more than before...