Green Bush!

( I will finish soon I have to eat..) It was an okay show...

Good morning Jay Boo!... umm your writers have been off the chain... great job! Everyone has been bringing it... that's so much fun to see and feel...( I'm doing my ghetto part out side... Can I go to your last show?... Wait... I am still holding on to the fact that you will stay... Can I go to your first show in 2010?)


Here is the picture of the syrup that was handed to you during the hand shaking part of the show...

They were sad that you gave it back but I told them that you didn't know if it was a bomb or what, plus people can't just get into the habit of handing you stuff during the show... ( Don't worry I got your back)
These are the sweet guys who wouldn't let Wolfman sit... he laid down and said " I don't F'n Care if that F'n freak thinks he's first" so ... I handled it gently... It't only me out there... Only I can mess with Wolfman... not cool when other people do it... ------------
I WOULD LIKE TO SAY THANKS TO THE HOT GUY FROM THE TODAY SHOW THAT CAME OUT AND SPOKE TO ME... YOU ARE A FINE FINE MAN... I LOVE HOW YOU DRESS, YOUR EYES, YOUR CLOTHES... I HOPE THAT YOU HAVE MORE COMPUTER PROBLEMS SO I CAN SEE YOU AGAIN... YOU MADE A GLOOMY DAY BRIGHT!

The line was eh... the weather was eh... the energy was eh... I decided to just turn on the camera and see what happened... it was okay...

There were three die hard David Cook fans ( David Cook the winner of American Idol) and when you have die hard fans... they are serious not fun... focused and just want to see who they want to see and that's it... they didn't talk to anyone ... both had on earphones... so... they were still better than Clay Akins old raggedy fans!---------( one was very nice in a pink shirt...)

Out side... this guy walked by in a suit... ( Jenna Bush was just at the show...um about two weeks ago and I knew that he was with the Secret Service)

So I said " oh you are with the Secret Service" and he stopped , looked at me and said.. NO"

But he was and I saw him inside... nothing gets passed me duh...

Tonight Show Biz...

Hot T ( Producer) You rocked those F-Me red heels with the pointed to girl Seeexy! How do you walk in those?... and you can walk without making a sound on the stage... such talent!

During Jay's warm up Jay called on the die hard D.C. fan in the white dress who is nuts over David... and begged him to let her meet David Cook... of course Jay said no... and he called her Psycho...

John Melendez... had to really work to pump up the audience... (good job!)
The monologue had some flat moments.. the audience was flat

Jay has a cold... and during the break he is snoting all over the place... blowing his nose... ( I bet I could sale that hanky on Ebay... someone would buy Jay's booglets)

Laura and Jenna Bush... okay... Ebony and Ivory... Jenna who must still be a virgin cuz her honeymoon wasn't even a week at best, wore white with a slight off the shoulders...

Lawdy lawdy.. can someone get Air Force 1 to drop that child off and a hair stylist... she look so plain ... and she is the pretty twin, but goodness.. Get your roots done chile.!.. You being the First Daughter is only going to turn you husband on for a short while... and her hair was parted in the front... yuk!

I liked Jenna's dress and she has shapely gams... but she slouches a little when she sits...

I did find Jenna to be charming... and she called her mom MomZilla... Her and her mom wrote a book... I feel sorry for the ugly unwed twin with no book... I guess she has to write one with her dad... wow... that sucks...

(What is she doing?) Laura had on a black pant suite... it was a little Barack and a little Hillary... Ha boy am I funny!

Laura said the most upsetting thing I have ever heard... most people watch TV for 2 hours a day and only read about 7 minutes... WHAT... people watch TV for only 2 hours! Such dummies! Maybe if people would stop promoting books ( yuk) more TV could be watched...

(Bush has an exit strategy)David Cook stepped on stage... white dress screamed her pretty little head off... David waved at her... ( I was happy for her slightly snobby cute behind) I mean she had a plan and it worked.. you go girl... ( cue the violins)

David's mother, brother, grandma, and dad or uncle was off to the side... nothing funny about their hair... but David's hair is always whack... he is very talented but his hip Charlie Brown comb over doesn't do it for me... but... he is talented and I am glad he won instead of that ( I don't know how to tell my insane father that I like boys smiley face David A. who lost ha ha!)
I go to the Tonight Show every day... scream for Jay for over two years do you think Jay waves at me? No sir re bobby... That's why I have to continue to stalk his skunk haired flat tushy..

( Okay cut the violins...)

Jay got David to give white dress an autograph... do ya think I have a autograph of Jay... Noppy... ( Cue the violins again!)

Okay... Tristan Prettyman was the musical guest... um... don't care... she was good but I will forget her soon and... man I don't know who I was talking about... ( see I was right)