So... you have every car known to man... but have you ever.. Segwayed?... ha ha ... I have...
I beat you Car Man! Ha Ha
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Wow it was a horny day... that's better than mean people who pick at Wolfman day...
I met Al Green's band... they wondered how I knew... cuz white people who smoke don't come out this way... black people who smoke that are on the show... come out here... ( they laughed..) I enjoyed them...
(The token in the band)
I met Pink from Flawrada... and Blue from here... and Richard from Samoa...
I had fun in line...
I ran into Chris Fonseca ( a comedian I saw about 15 years ago..) I always loved comedians... I would go to the clubs and I did a lot of open mic nights... and Chris... I will never forget was so unexpectedly nasty... when you see the video... you know why... he is still the same... I'm going to see him and the Improv this week...
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Tonight Show Biz...
Gosh... I love the show... I love everything about the show...
okay...
The audienced didn't come up to shake Jay's hand so that he could shake Chris F. hand the comedian I saw about 15 years ago... I said 10 to him until I thought about it... That was so nice Jay... aww at least you knew that Chris is a guy...
John Melendez... perfect... love him...
Jay looked so good... I love him in a dark suite with yellow tie.. he looks the best in that... ( Thanks Jeff King of Celebrity Wardrobe!)
Adam Sandler... had a fux hawk and they didn't talk about that... Adam broke his ankle and expecting another baby...and... wait... I know that bald head...
It's Jeff Zucker...( President of NBC) he looks just like all of his pictures... he dress the same also.. white shirt black pants... but... he's...cute...
Everyone seemed happy to see him... he was laughing at Adam ( he yawned once)
He was with ...hmmm can't be daughter so I guess his child bride... she is tall with awesome legs... and Jewish..( nose gives it away every time)... She hot...
But.. so is he... in a George Costanza sort of way... He is powerful, cocky, confident and a Az hole... man is he sexy...
He went up to Jay and Jay looked surprised to see him... but genuinely happy to see Jeff... and Jeff Zucker has a nice tush, Jay -Z has an apple bottom... I don't blame his Jewish Barbie for nabbing dat...
But Jay-Z isn't the only one who loves Adam Sandler...
Al Green.. I got a couple of winks from the guys I met before the show... they stayed after to ask me if I liked it...
Al had to want to burn up in his Sunday go to meeting church outfit... but... he was good... he did a fast song for the show and a slow jam for NBC.Com... ( it's worth looking at)
The song was like... Lay it down, and fall in love... it was the Shiznit... ( the slow song)
dueing his first song he passed out red roses for da ladies... that's straight up old school.. Al is an Ole'G... These young bucks don't know how to do it.. Al had it going on... OH SNAP!
Al B frik'n Sure... is standing next to me... OMG!
Al B. Sure is the only black man I want... oh gosh! woooo he looks good... I bet he wrote that love song for Al... man...
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Oh yeah...
Hey... I thought I noticed it yesterday with the Kentucky guy... now I know that your writer team is so good that you make a joke up from the people who you meet during the warm up... I bet it's Young Kevin ( a writer) geez... that is impressive good and awesome Jay cracked on my girls from here and Florida... sisters ( Pink and Blue) with friends...
Jay Leno... I was screaming at you during the warm up... that is a woman... that is a girl... that is a female...You kept calling this lady a Sir (twice) Gentlemen (three times!) and you guys!
We all were laughing because you kept calling them men! It's cool I talked them after the show...
These are the Two LADIES WHO TOOK A PICTURE WITH YOU BEFORE THE SHOW!
Joan and Jackie... sisters also Jay... SISTERS! Today was a fun dayOh Hillary Duff looked pretty...
3 comments:
Girl, I love me so Al but, I did not dig the "sitting in the rain" song or whatever it was called. It just didnt' have much to it, and his voice ain the same. I guess i expected too much after jay said he got the best reviews of his career. And those flowers, he just threw 'em out...lol I love Al though!! I aint mad at him.
hillary duff is a dud. and did jay really call them women men? LMAO!!! Wel.....
Melinda..
Jay wouldn't stop call them Sir... it was like... first let me tell you that they both are chalanged...
(how ever you spell that)
The one with out glasses " Jay... Jay Leno... are we going to get Pizza?
Jay--- What? I didn't understand you Sir.
GloZell---That's a girl Jay
Girl--- are we going to get a gift?
Jay--- What did he say? ( He was asking someone on the first row becuase she had like slow slured speach)
Jay--- Sir you can have a picture if you promise not to yell out during the show?
Girl.. okay...
They were way at the top so while they were trying to figure out how to get down the stairs... Jay took pictures with Pink and Blue sitting next to me...
Okay when Girl comes down she is with her sister...
Jay is like so Gentlemen what do you do?
Girls... we are in some club that was on their shirts... ( how they got to the show by themselves I don't know)
Jay... Okay Mike... can you get the camera so I can take a pictue with these guys...
GloZell... They are girls Jay!
Click...
Jay... thanks Gentlemen and enjoy the show...
GloZell... They are Girls Jay!
Oh well they never corrected Jay... I spoke to them after the show... and they talked about the acting group on their shirts... but Jay called them every type of boy he could... it never crossed his mind that they were girls...
G-Lo
GloZell, I am the cop that met you on the Jay Leno show a couple days ago and also sat next to you in the audience. I tried to go on the website that was on your card that you gave me (GLOZELL.COM) but for some reason its not working; I had to search you :) Anyways, it was nice meeting you and I thought you were hilarious. My email address is a911king@aol.com
Please write back. Thanks!
Dave
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