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Monday, May 12, 2008

Let go my Clay Glo

(morning)
Dear Jay

It's cold outside... but it's Monday... Time for Headlines!!!

I just can't shake the feeling that you are going to stay at NBC... I know that Conan is ( I can't admit that just yet) Conan was always funny the two times he was on the show... it's just... I have feelings for Boo ( That's you Jay)

The world loves you... and NBC I thought was the number one network...
Letting you go... is so obviously stupid... but I guess they know what they are doing.. I still love the network...

I had a busy weekend...







GloZell



In the line... Grandmothers who are obessed with Clay Aikens

Thank you Clay fans... I have never felt so sexy, skinny, beautiful ,young and nice... in my whole life... I am a Beauty Queen Saint next to you people...

Mean, Old, Fat Claymates... they were mean and if you don't know Clay like they do ... then they don't like you.. You can buy Clay's new album at Hometown Buffet ! ha ha ha

The monologue was great ( wonderful job writers)
Jay talked about fat people ( hey if you are mad at me fat people be mad at Jay also along with your cholesterol count) What made Clay's fans ugly was there personality... Fat people are suppose to be jolly!

Headlines was funny also...
Jack Black was low key... still funny... and fat! ( Jack must be a Clay fan)
Clay's interview was cute... Clay was funny... interesting interview... and I love that he is ticked at his High School teacher who kicked him out of a school play... ha ha
When Clay crossed the stage to go sing... Claymates were screaming " I love you Clay"
He didn't even wave.. ha ha !
Clay ( who is as straight as Rupaul) the Claymates were talking about that ( he is gay and it's fine... that explains his talent... all gay men are talented!)

Clay has a great strong voice... I loved his song... and I love him in spite of his crazy grandparent fans...... ( Clay has a new look)... it sucks cheese... not a good look I like Clay.. not his fans... ( 50 isn't old I was being nice) Clay is 29... interesting fans



I enjoyed the Margarita family who comes to the show quite often... they are fun and didn't know who Clay Atkins was... See ya next time...

6 comments:

Lori said...

GloZell! I'm here in line at the Carson show. I passed by Jay's line a few hours ago but I didn't see you. Max is in my line though. Strange. I wonder if he got a ticket. For Natalie?

Melinda said...

LOL@ Clay's "fat fans"....I wonder why it's like that? And they were mean? How so? Like "Hush up, girl, you don't love Clay as much as I DO!" That kinda thing?

He has a lovely voice, I can't front. I just like his tone. He's a "Pat" (from SNL) though. He looks male and female at the same time....actually he reminds me of a male Miranda on Sex & the City. lol

Jack Black was good & the monologue was funny! Good show!

I am going to reply to your Wednesday response....check for it! :)

GloZell said...

Lori... I was late today... I got there around noon...
He always gets a ticket for Natalie... I got a picture of her the last time he saw her...
years ago...

Thanks for looking for me... How was the carson show... I hope he was interesting... and had good guest...
GloZell

GloZell said...

Melinda...
They are a nest on old ninnies...
Fat Fat Fat huge huge huge women...
Clay didn't claim them at all

He would feel better if he had gay men after him... becuase they were like 60, 70, 80, ( 50 was on the younger side) I didn't tell them off...
I was asked.. " what song do you like from Clay?... did you vote for him on American Idol?... Do you have any of his albums...
What is wrong with these Elderly women...

They drove me NUTS... I didn't like them at all... well the only thing was that they don't like Conan so I give them some props...
Hey looks like Your man Obama is pressing twords the mark...

Jay was talking about fat woman... it was so funny... I was next to this poor girl who... Well I wasn't going to put up the pic ... but I will...
I have nothing agist fat people I fall into that catagory... it's just that there were so many... other people said that also...
A camera man looked at me and said wow .. I was like yep... huge!
very odd..
Okay... I am putting up big girl picture... so evil of me... but...
ha ha

GloZell

Lori said...

Wow, I'm super late at responding. I've been SO busy with school! I don't even know if you'll get this... haha. Anyway. The Carson show was cool. Went to see Gavin DeGraw, again. They taped 2 shows and he was on both, which was pretty awesome. :)

Anyhow... hope all is well with you!!

Anonymous said...

Glozell,

Although I cannot argue about some fans being not so nice, we all are not mean. You seemed really nice, VERY pretty, and cool. I wish I knew who was so mean to you because I feel bad you felt so bad to think we are all evil fans. I hope I didn't contribute to the bad experience somehow. If I giggled, it was because I thought it was so darn cool you were a blogger that has been to the "Tonight Show" so much. This was my first show taping ever. I had a very positive impression about you. (The other regular dude was cool too.)

I am in my early 30s, and there was a girl that was 19 not far from you as well. So I know we all were not *ahem* old people. I know I am not skinny, but I would never say a bad thing about anyone. Believe me, I would love to have the body of a model. I work out and try to eat right. I just don't have that body type (I'm not the girl in the photo but was near you in line).

Anyway, I just wanted to comment in the hopes I didn't contribute to the bad experience. I felt bad enough I decided to leave a comment. I still think you are a cool chick anyway. This may sound like I am sucking up, but I thought you were a model when I saw you.

Peace,
Anonymous