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Thursday, May 15, 2008

Glo don't want anything from the Wisk guy!

Well your friend is here today.. Dwight Choke 'em... and we are out side so I have to be closer to Dwight's sexual relationship with his guitar... Jay why does he grind his guitar like that... can't you get him a woman?
He's a Guitarophile... this must be stopped before other innocent guitars get molested...
see ya later Boo!

I don't like the summer series...

I am looking forward to seeing John Melendez work his magic outside... and I get to see you up close... oh your eyes! other than that... it seems like a whole lot of trouble for the stage especially "Mike the stage manager"... he's a good guy... I know he gets yelled at through that headphone set...sometimes you can hear it... oh well he takes it well...
Good job Tarzan(Mike the Stage Manager)

Hey um Jay... Wolfman is busy but he can pencil you in three weeks so you can get his autograph...
Man... where else can you have this much fun... What is NBC thinking? It won't be the same with Con dog..
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In line
it was Africa hot...few faithful Dwight Yoakum fans...
Tonight Show biz...
Monologue... great ( yeah! Writers)
Tonight Show Band... Rocked...

Klondike Bar Commercial with John Melendez and this giant from American Gladiators... This guy's legs are two of mine... he is freakishly ... good looking... but he can't have a ... wee wee... too much steroids... ( I wonder what happen to Hulk Hogan he was suppose to be on the show... well his son is in jail in Florida... Hey Hulk I can tell my Uncle to look after him)

Dana Delaney... so funny... she did this Wisk commercial and she told this story about gay crabs that you don't want to miss... the highlight of the show...

Adam Corolla... had some very very funny things to say... he just doesn't know when to stop .. Timing is everything.... but very funn in some spots...

Dwight Yoakum... okay.. his music ... great! Those jeans... wow... a little hole on the left side of his crotch area.. ( yes .. I looked all the ladies were looking) it's like his wee wee was burring a hole for freedom... Go towards the light little Dwight!)

Dwight did two songs and his fan were very happy....



Congratulations to Fairy's and Leprechauns on being able to get married in California...
Go Gay People...

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Corolla was drunk. That is why he doesn't know when to quit lol He was funny in parts though.

Delany is a classy dame. I like her. She's down to earth but classy at the same time. I missed this crab story though. Care to repeat it?

Girl you know you love some Dwight! Quit frontin' lmbo!!!

Anonymous said...

Wait, I am watching Dwight now and um, what the heck???? Does he wear stretch jeans? LOL Or are they lyrca but made to look demin? LMAO!!!! And the way he keeps breaking into these humping and grinding segments is just hilarious!!!! Good comedy! No booty! And I keep thinking of when Sharon Stone said he was as exciting as a dirt sandwich LOL !