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Friday, May 23, 2008

Glo was thankful for the Redneck

Gee Boo! are you ready for this stupid hiatus... I mean... GE must save money!

See people if there is no show... then GE (the mother of the NBC/Universal/GE companies) don't have to pay anyone to run a show ... plus I am sure the goal is to help screw Jay's ratings so that when the wonderful Conan the Great takes over the rating will go up)

Can't wait for the two week hiatus next month... Yes more money your hard working worker won't make... so kind...

I love the GE jingle..." G E you bring good things to a screeching halt"... wow that's beautiful...
I still love the three companies... but when it comes to what you are doing to The Tonight Show with Jay Leno who is my Boo... you can stick your long lasting, energy efficient light bulb up your Mud Maker!... the sun don't seem to shine much there.

Thanks and God Bless...
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This is what I woke up to find... someone hit my mirror!In line I met Cliff and his wife and daughter...
Cliff and I had a great talk on a rainy day about Sambo... Raiders of the Lost Ark ( I told him I never seen any of Harrison Ford's movies...because Raiders of the Lost Ark advertisement Harrison had a whip.... hmmm white man with a whip... nope not seeing that

Cliff thought that was funny.... I think that Cliff and I could solve the worlds problems if we sat there a little longer... a Red Neck from Texas and Ghetto Black girl from Florida.. got along great! Cliff is awesome... I thought he was a minister... ( His wife laugh very hard at that)

I told Cliff about (Wolfman Max) and how he freaks if someone moves his magazine... he told his daughter to moved it ( she didn't know) and Max was like " Hey... were is my magazine? It's a good thing I keep a spare in the bushes" Max had a extra free magazine in the bushes... not a dumb guy...

Tonight Show Biz...
If you happen to take a sleeping pill and miss the show... good!
It was so bad... that it was funny... I mean... this was the bottom of the barrel... I know Wolfman would be a better guest than Ray Sanders the Turkey Baister Player from Texas! OMG!

Terry Bradshaw is terrible and telling jokes (which I think must be the joke) This time his agent or manager guy wasn't off to the side laughing at everything... Terry looked good again this time... he is crazy and funny...
Ray Sanders... a Slap-a-dee- hot mess! What fools these mortals be! Jay kept looking and Kevin like " WTF" is booking this crap!

Then Terry Ray and Jay and a Turkey Baister and it totally looked Felic... the goal was to blow it with out the warm juice shooting out... Ray" Make sure Jay you put your finger on the sweet spot before you blow" okay...

C. C. ( got to look up spelling) was good a good musical guest... the only thing was it was a slow rainy day... and her song was slow and pretty so I was about to go to sleep...

After the show everyone took off and Max didn't get all the cue cards that he usually collects (nuts) and he was so sad... they had to get everyone out and he was trying to find someone to help... I called to one of the Camera men ( thanks) and got it before I left...

Max was so happy... I mean it's kind of nice that it doesn't take that much to make him happy... You would have thought I gave him money... " Oh thank you... I am going to get you something"... no Max please don't ( no more pies, marshmallows or hot melted chocolate chips unwrapped out of your pocket...)

Max says that Kevin Eubanks and the Tonight Show band will be the perfect choice to back him up on his dog song and his famous'' Natalie Natalie" song...

Max did serve our country in the Navy years ago... so to him and to all our Boys and Girls who are serving and have served our country because we ask them to... Thanks

Be Safe and have a Blessed Memorial Weekend...
( I will be blogging ... Monday-Friday)

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey glozell, my name is marr from west covina.I was waiting in line with my boyfriend today. you cracked me up so much.You're very entertaining and nice to share your food with a man..I'm glad you were there. Well, I hope we get to come back and see you there again. We had fun! :)

GloZell said...

Hey! That's so nice of you to notice! Wow I so use to watching people didn't know someone was watching me... thanks for thinking of me and leaving a comment...

Please come back and introduce yourself... have a great long weekend and wow that makes me feel like I'm doing the right thing... so nice to hear on a rainy day... Thanks anonymouse from West Covina!

That guy was Max... he drives me nuts but.. I look out after him... I think I'm the closes to family he has...
Take care... whenever I'm in West Covina I'm going to think... I hope that Anonymouse is doing well...
So long...
Ta Ta...
Over and Out...
okay.. I just raddle on...
Bye!
GloZell