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Monday, August 25, 2008

Glo McCain





Okay... sorry I'm late but I was hanging out with a producer from ABC...
Jay is going to ABC... Jimmy Kimble is moving to a later spot and and no Nightline show... ( I think everyone already knew that... )

Today's show was... okay... Jay Leno! Listen up dude... who ever wrote your monologue today... just throw hundreds of dollars at them... if you said their joke today... throw them the money...

Jay's monologue was off the chain... he was killing it bam bam bam... one after another... take more hiatus if this is what I come back to... I was soooo happy...

it was like this edgy, freak NBC, fresh, funny feel... like during the strike... Jay was just cool and... everyone was talking about how great the monologue during the breaks and on the way out of the show...

Conan... eat Jay's dust!

Who wrote the "Way Too Young joke"?.... "Hillary Clinton medal joke", "too old for the job"... the list goes on and on... Right on tonight show writers right on!...

I tell you when you suck... so I will praise you when you are sooooooooooooo awesome!... Take a bow... I was proud.... love yawl..

Gidget looked hot today rocking the black... it was great seeing Happy Feet jam to the music ( she is so nice)...

I Saw Mouse... he is this black guy who plays the keyboards amazingly... he was the band leader on a late night show... has a sweet foreign car Porsha(?)... very funny guy... loved him on Jamie Foxx show... good writer... dressed like he worked at Wal-Mart his little girl must have started school by now... light skin pretty hair... anyways... welcome aboard!

Guest...

John McCain... man... he just doesn't look like a President... and does he always have a huge jawbreaker in his mouth... what's up with the left side of his face?

I thought that John McCain did a great job being light and funny and answering questions in a round about way...

I liked what John McCain said and all... but I could hear the buzzards swarming ... he is too old... I mean who wants to be the first President to die not from assassination but natural causes... not cool....

and what was the point of him being on the show if he wasn't' going to announce his running mate?

There was no fanfare out side for him today... NBC was outside but left at about 12 noon cause no hoopla... two people in line... ( the line got very long about 1.30PM)
the secret service men were so good looking... (even the black ones... yes more than one)....
Tall white guys in suits.... loved it.... ( darn my Jungle Fever!)

Dara Torres.... fit... awesome swimmer.. great attitude... inspirational... missed the gold by... that much... hurt... how do you get hurt swimming... tisk tisk tisk... that's when your behind needs to stop swimming...

Juliann ( the music ) was the youngest thing on the show... she was so skinny I just wanted to introduce her thighs to one another... my thighs are like twins never separated...

Great show... the best part was the monologue...
Picks up tomorrow sometime... I have to blog at someone else place for the wifi and they are going to bed so I must go... ( pics up tomorrow)

Oh and Max wasn't there today... Yea! If he isn't there tomorrow I will be worried about my last nerve jumper

Great people I met in line...I was helping Doug celebrate his Honeymoon... hee hee hee
I couldn't get to wild I spent most of the day to the first person in line... A youth minister who is expecting his second child! ( I will be visiting his English Speaking service... hmmm maybe I will go to the Korean Speaking service....)Thanks and Good night folks...

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

GG,
No Max??? Maybe he didn't realize Jay was back.
I liked John McCain's Jay joke. His left jaw was broken while a prisoner in VietNam. Probably he's been on 11 or 13 times because some of those were with Johnny Carson and that goes back too far for Barack.
The monologue WAS really good and Headlines is my favorite night.
Anyway, glad Jay's back. Keep us posted on ABC, okay?
Keep up the good work...we LOVE YOU!
XXOOOXOO,
MD

Anonymous said...

Juliana Hatfield and Dara Torres are the same age.

Just thought I'd let you know.

Paria said...

HI LOVELY!!!! I'm blogging now too- just wanted to share my site with you .....http://parianews.blogspot.com/......
Thanks for letting me know Jay's monologue was great today- I told all my friends to watch (those who stopped watching cause they began to think the show was too stale) and now my phone won't stop buzzing- everyone is texting me with LOL's and LMAO's. Love you dear!!!

Grant said...

hello gorgeous Miss Glo! I finally managed to log onto your blog without my computer crashing ! Yeah!

You are one talented woman ! The world of voiceovers will be lucky to have you xxx

GloZell said...

MD! Yea
Oh yes... the one I know is connected Way Way up at ABC... its so funny how things shift... I'm watching GMA...
I always liked the View... yep... I can deffinatly be on the guest list unless Jay doesn't want me too for his ABC show...
I love being with the people and would only use the guest list on a Jonas Brothers day...
So glad to be loved... how nice... Love you to MD!
Thanks
G

GloZell said...

WHAT! THEY ARE THE SAME AGE... WHAT! NO WAY... THEY BOOTH LOOK AMAZING BUT WHAT...NO THE SAME NO... WHAT...WOW

YES 40 IS THE NEW 40 AND IT LOOKS GREAT... WHAT! THERE IS NO REASON NOT TO LOOK YOUR BEST THEY LOOKED GREAT! WHAT!
G

GloZell said...

Hey Paria!
wow... Jay can be bland from time to time then he just gets reborn and I'm like " Yes! Jay still has it... I know I know he does... something holds hims back ... or someone does...but after vacation... he just rocked and I need him to hold on to that feeling and it just flows... maybe he got a colonic or something...
whatever it was it's working...

Great hearing from you and can't wait to see your bloggy blog
G