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Tuesday, August 26, 2008

G.G. King!

Okay Anonymous told me yawl that Dara Torres ( you can lite a match off of any part of her body she is tone wow ) and Juliana Hatfield is the same age... 41 ish... it pays to eat well and take care of yourself... I have been hiking every morning at 5 AM with white people cuz that's what they do... (work out before the sun !!!!)





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GloZell's Ghetto Gossip... the Political Edition....(I put this video up before it possessed so it might not be ready when you look but it will be soon... I have to go to see my Boo... thanks


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No Max today.... but
In line today was Ben Ramano... who... use to be in Porn movies... my guess was the 70's... he is in hopes of Jay Leno using his connections to get him a job in the adult film industry... thanks in advance from Ben

Tonight Show Biz....


Good show... Jay talked about how his Manhood would be long enough to get caught up in the chains of a bike...( YEA BABY YEA!) one day I will blog about Jay's penis... ( I will love the meeting I get for that one... hee hee hee)

Guest:
Norm MacDonald... he is .... funny... I can see why Saturday Night Live hired him... but I can see why they fired him also... he isn't quite dry humor... he is... moist... yes... moist humor... he is tall, good looking ( GloZell we all know you like any cracker guy in a suit) well he is handsome...

Nastia Liukin... Gold Medal gymnast... Nastia...isn't that Spanish for nasty... she is amazing and I loved her shoes... Norm had a great one liner during her segment...

During the break... it was cute Jay took one of the medals and said " Made it China"... okay you had to be there... it was cute.

B.B. King... great! wonderful... he can walk... I didn't like his microphone off to the side but I think B.B. King didn't want anything in front of his guitar...
I was hopping he would sing his hit " One Touch changes everything" ... oh wait... that's a diabetes commercial jingle... he did a great job singing it...

B.B. King still has a great voice... his lyrics was like " Keep my grave clean, dig my grave with a silver spade"... sounds like John McCain has a new theme song!

Mo Rocco was fun at in Denver... he has more segments so looking forward to seeing them...

Mr. Clean ( head of the Pages... is that good that I didn't say his name? ) I feel sorry for you... the front row has been a little fugly... not much to choose from huh? oh well you are doing your best... two fat people on the front row... what is this world coming to... maybe their will be more skinny blond big Boobie types at ABC

after the show I got a chance to hear Ben Ramano's inspirational and diverse songs...





Do you miss the song Natalie Natalie? Why won't someone sign this guy!... When I have a show... I would let him on and sing his little heart out...
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Happy Birthday Don LaFontaine... get well soon

8 comments:

Grant said...

Hello My Glo! You are fantastic, and i run out of great words to describe how amazing you are, but yes i shall "compare you to a summers day" because you thou are more lovely and more temperate
x

Paria said...

Those dang white people!!! Tell em to go to bed!!! ;-0

GloZell said...

Awww... you are so sweet... oooh a William Shakespeare Sonnet ... I forget what number but it's my favorite one...

are you trying to be romantic... it's working... thanks no one has ever recited poetry to me...(rap doesn't count)

Thanks Grant
My British Boo...
GloZell

GloZell said...

Paria...
For real... I'm all up at the behind crack of dawn! It better pay off... I'm starting to like it...
Thanks P
G

Grant said...

"Bright star, would I were steadfast as thou art
Not in lone splendour hung aloft the night,
And watching, with eternal lids apart,
Like nature's patient sleepless eremite,
The moving waters at their priestlike task
Of pure ablution round earth's human shores,
Or gazing on the new soft-fallen mask
Of snow upon the mountains and the moors;
No yet still steadfast, still unchangeable,
Pillow'd upon my fair love's ripening breast,
To feel for ever its soft fall and swell,
Awake for ever in a sweet unrest,
Still, still to hear her tender-taken breath,
And so live ever or else swoon to death."
(that was Keats ,not me!)
xx

Fightin' Mad Mary said...

GloZell the photos from your party that I took can be found here -
http://www.flickr.com/photos/78728570@N00/sets/72157606990627419/

GloZell said...

Wow Grant...
Man... I am sure you are just as great in person... man... I didn't think guys said poetry... you gon' make a sister move to Brit-land!

Thanks Grant...
GloZell Kelly
oh thanks that Keats guy also... he writes some good stuff (xoxoxox)

GloZell said...

Fightn' Mad Mary...
as soon as I find my phone I will call you... thanks for the pictures...
G