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Wednesday, August 20, 2008

GloZell get Spanks!

Last night I was with the Voice Over master Chuck McCann... people would call out names like " Jack Bennie" and he would do the voice... Chuck was telling stories of him and Laural of Laural and Hardy... WHAT... I didn't want it to end...



I wanted to tape the whole dinner... it was crazy fun the stories of all the old stars and what the studios was like back in the day ... LOVED IT so much... Chuck did the voice of Cocoa Puff Bird!and (Praise God) I fit in... I would drop a line and they would laugh...
( Chuck is Coo Coo for GloZell Puffs!)
Fred is an Agent and one of his talent "Wink" is on Good Morning America today so I have to watch it... cuz I was invited to a party and I want to be able to have something to comment on...

Fred ... So you go to the Tonight Show everyday...
GloZell.... Yes!
Fred .... Adam West was suppose to be booked on the show... ( Fred is Adam's Agent)
GloZell... Yeah twice

Fred... No once
GloZell.... No twice...
Fred .... No once I should know...

GloZell ... Don't tell me nothing about my Boo's show... Adam West was suppose to be on 2007 a then he was suppose to be on agin in July 2008... Check your books!

(everyone looks at me... everyone's quiet... Wally makes a face at me... oh no what have I done)?

Fred .... Oh yea... .... ... wow... your right... that's right ... I forgot... you do know that show?
GloZell ... I know my Boo (everyone laughs ... whew)

Wally .... You should look at her blog... it's funny... I don't know where she comes up with this stuff... but she faithful and puts something up everyday... she got me in the pool last night
( Wow thanks Wally)

Fred... I will look at it at the office.... I like her... Glo... I like you... Jay knows you go to the show everyday?
GloZell ..... (Oh here we go) Yes...

Fred .... And he never used you for anything?
GloZell ( I aways feel so stupid.. but I answer this line of questioning everyday... ) No not yet ( trying to save a little face)

Fred .... hmmm... I am going to check your blog out... you should do comedy... stand up that's what you should do... make sure you come to the party... I will have Vegan food just for you... like fruit right?

GloZell .... Right... thanks...
Chuck starts taping us... so I took out my camera... just to document that I was there... cool

On the way home...

Wally... Hey Fred likes you... that went very well... can I touch your breast now?
GloZell .... Wally I will punch you dead in your third eye...
Wally.... Can't blame me for asking...


Wally and I are cool... we crack on each other all the time... it's all good...
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So a party... hmmm I thought I might need to tighten things ( look thinner) up a bit to look more Star-ish

So I got XL Body Beautiful Smoothers... the lady looks thin enough... this should work... right?


6 comments:

Gnightgirl said...

LOVED the spanks video. I laughed through the entire thing, you crack me up!

GloZell said...

Oh Really?
Thanks... how have you been? Good I hope... the Getto Gossip Show... um day before yesterday I talked about Fight'n Mad Mary... so check that one out...

I wasn't sure how the spanks was going to work... so... cool...
Thanks so much gnightgirl
G

Anonymous said...

GG,
You are sooooooooooo funny! It IS slenderizing and you burned lots of calories putting it on during the video. This one is my VERY FAVORITE! Jay Leno should use it. Remember John's man-kini suit around January? This is funnier.
Was the man at dinner the one who spoke in San Diego at the Comic thing? He looked familiar.
I went to the doctor today and I'm down 5 lb. from two weeks ago. I return in two weeks.
We ate at our Mx. restaurant with a man we've known from El Salvador. He's lived in the US 30+ years and brought a DVD of Guatamala he plugged into the wall since Jim was born in Guadamala when his dad worked for Pan American Airlines. He wants us to drive there with him(4+ Days). He has family in Mexico, Guatamala, where we can stay and has a home in San Salvador, the capital. Jim wants to go, but I want his kidneys and Blood pressure better before we go that far.
Just ate my soybeans and my oatmeal/peaches is cooling (my cobbler)...UMMMMMMMMMM.
We miss Jay...."Boo" Hoo...Leno of course.(My little joke for you, GG!)
XXOOOXO,
MD

GloZell said...

MD!
Oh wow your favorite... thanks... I had that thing and was like... hmmm I need to look good at the party... as thin as possible... I don't ever see woman my size on the Tonight Show so I know they are all tiny... not that you have to be for voice over work but...

I didn't know what or who is going to be at this party it could be more like a gathering... don't know... but you can never be to thin... but it's not worth the work out my goodness...
DOWN 5 Pounds! Yea!

Wow ya'll are always traveling and eating Mexican food... that's the life...
Thanks for the Jay Joke...
Take care...
G

Anonymous said...

Glozie...

I just about died laughing!!! Your video was so funny! The people at Leggs need to see that!
I loved it!
I'm glad you're doing great!
Take care!

GloZell said...

Thanks...
GloZie... so cute... me likey!
G