Mom --- Hey Baby... I saw Osama ...
GloZell--- you mean Barack Obama...
Mom--- You know who I mean... and DeOnzell (My sister) missed it
GloZell--- I talked to her so I know she is mad at you...
Mom--- What else is new... I go back to teaching Monday...
GloZell--- Oh... too bad... I didn't get a chance to see you this Summer...
Mom--- Did Jay Lenos give you a job yet?
GloZell--- It's Leno.. no S.... Jay can't keep his own job... ( Both Laugh)
Mom--- He told me to my face that he would give you a job...
GloZell-- Jay wanted you to get off his stage mom...
Mom--- Well I guess I need to get on stage again...
GloZell-- Mom... he isn't going to be at the show after like 10 months...
Mom--- That's 10 month of job... after all that time you put in looking at him... all my friends look at his show looking for you... no ... he gone put you on his show...
GloZell--- Mom Jay Leno doesn't run the Tonight Show he has no power... he don't hire... he don't fire... he has women to do the hard stuff...
Mom--- I am going to come to California this week... I will be there Wednesday...
GloZell--- Oh you don't have to Mom...
Mom--- Yep I am coming.... the Lord dun took away my Cancer and I am going ask him to put it on Jay's heart to give my baby a job... ( how she made that connection I don't know... healing... and Jay Leno... )
GloZell--- MOM... okay... I don't have anything to loose... (this is going to be funny)
Mom--- Oh I will have some songs and poems picked out to entertain the audience. before we go in.. oh I can't wait... we can teach the white people how to do the Electric Slide...
GloZell---- ( Wolfman and my mother) That's fine mom... you can do what ever you want... it will be great seeing you... yea...
( I feel sorry for Jay Leno)
For those who don't know Last year my mother jumped on the stage and asked Jay to give me a job because I go to the show everyday... he said that He was working on that...
Well it's going down this week...
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Hi. I saw that E entertainment television is having a contest where the winner gets to interview guests on an award show on the red carpet. You should look into this. You send a videotape of yourself ( don't think that is too hard for you to do.)
Your interview with the suddenly last summer cast made me think of that. That is a great play, don't you think. Leslie
GG,
That's GREAT! Never underestimate her power. She is cancer FREE and that IS reason to celebrate. You'll enjoy her visit. I am soooo glad she's coming and wish we could meet her and go sightseeing!
Listen to Sister Collins. With age comes wisdom. Be careful what you wish for...you just might get it. REAL love cannot be rushed. I told both girls to NOT marry for looks, but to marry someone who would treat them really good and also any children. Being single isn't a bad life.
We'll look for you...
XXOOOXOO,
MD
Hey thanks Leslie...
I will look into that... The play was good... I was realizing how racist I was ... I was thinking I wouldn't understand all the words...
There would be a gong, rice, someone getting nails done... NON OF THAT....
I was happy that my steryotype of Asian people was changed even more...
They still can't drive tho... LOL
G
MD...
You are so right... I am having a great time being single....
And clearly that's how it's suppose to be... right? Now... I mean Right Now....
I have to pick up mom today (Tuesday)... Lawd we gonna do the Electric Slide... I just pray that she don't make me do the dance with her during the warm up...
This is the Time where the Tonight Show gets back at GloZell...
All the smart comments back at me...
this will be interesting....
Thanks
MD....
G
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