Thank you ... I mean what else can you do when you have Nick Nolte on the show....
(This is your hair)
Nick Nolte... was in this Matrix black baggy pants and shirt and huge jacket... it didn't take long to realize that Nick is on a few somethings... he was talking about jumping in a pool of blood... and it just went down hill for his interview...( This is your hair on drugs)
A few time Jay was like" um... ah... um"... yeah Nick is a freak fest...what there is more to this circus....? oh yes GloZell there is...
Carrot Top! Carrot Top was the second freak ... little did I know that he would be the normal one...
Carrot Top's tan super buff scary face and toys... were funny and a needed change from Nasty Scary Nick Nolte who... at 68 just had a baby... WHAT? Crazy woman was that desperate... not enough money in the free wold... not enough Viagra ! To have a child with either one!Um... is Carrot top and no bottom working out... naked... FREAK-ZOID!
(okay... Carrot Top is kinda-- fine huh?... don't tell anyone I said that!) If I got with him we could be booked as Greens and Carrots... How do I come up with this stuff?...lolThe circus at the Tonight Show With Jay Leno continues...
Solomon Burke...
WOW... Solomon Burke had to use the Kevin Eubanks and the Tonight Show band to back him up because he ate his own band before the show and " The Tonight Show must go on"!
Solomon Burke's song was beautiful... and he has a great voice... but have you ever played that game where you put the words " In Bed" after everything that is said... well
I use "Cuz I'm Obese" after every sentience Solomon sang... and it was funny... ha ha ha....
Solomon --- Why Can't I feel? (Cuz I'm Obese)S --- Why can't I go where I want to go? ( Cuz I'm Obese)
S ---- Why can't I do what I want to do ( Cuz I'm Obese)
S--- Why do I desire what I can't have ? ( oh... I was cracking up... everyone say it with me ... Cuz I'm Obese)
last but not least...
S--- I have a burning inside of me... (CUZ I'M OBESE!)
Solomon Burke should really let me do his remix... ha ha ha....
Solomon Burke can't walk ... so the panel comes down and we never see the crew and the U Haul that takes him away...He is staring in the movie.... What's Eating Solomon Burke?
Tragically ... after the show....
Solomon Burke ate the Kevin Eubanks and the Tonight Show band....
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